If you could go back in time and tell this man 1 thing.What would you tell him?
Kill the anglos first
>>524295627I'd tell him to never give up on his dream to be a painter, no matter what.
Thank you for trying to save the world, I love you. Heil Hitler
>>524295627"niggers tongue my anus"
>>524295627Lock down a fuel source and perfect jet engines before you invade Poland. Also tell Japan to chill with the expansion in Asia
>>524295627They're going to say you killed six-million Jews, so you'd better start killing them now before you allow them the chance.
>>524296108Rolling
>>524295627I wouldn't.
>>524295627I would tell him how to make nukes, while providing books on the matter.
>>524296188Bruh
>>524295627>If you could go back in time and tell this man 1 thing.>What would you tell him?Don't let the Japs attack Pearl Harbor, and you will suceed. USA doesn't want to get in the war.
Burn Britain to the ground and tell the Japs to stop listening to retarded liberals and commies and declare war on the Soviets imstead of America.
>>524296188>88He is with you.
>>524295627Don't evade Russia: Britain is the real enemy, and America by extension.They will produce horrors you wouldn't believe, and the ones who fight for them would fight for you if they had a glimpse of what their victory would entail
>>524295627buy XRP
>>524296261The USA was already heavily supplying the UK and Soviets before Pearl Harbour and this would have ramped up more and more until the Germans would have had no choice but to start sinking American supply ships thus giving the Anglo-American Jewish cabal the excuse they needed for war.
Maybe don't attack Russia in winter
>>524295627Don't take the meth pills.
>>524296276>tell the Japs to stop listening to retarded liberals and commies and declare war on the Soviets imstead of America.That would have also been the smart move. They'd have gotten Ukraine and Russian oil and crops.
>>524296100Just tell Japan where the oil was on the islands. The only reason they attacked Russia was because they were trying to find a spot with oil. They just looked in the wrong direction.
>>524296349This. The US wanted a reason to join the war, just like the first time around with the Lusitania.
>>524296349>the Anglo-American Jewish cabalThat traitor FDR!
>>524295627>Max Erwin von Scheubner-Richter was right about almost everything
>>524295627Go hard as fuck at Dunkirk.
>>524296476Smart.
>>524295627Don't bother starting any wars, just focus on the jews.
>>524296423>That traitor FDR!You have no idea
I wouldn't say anything. I'd listen to him, because that's what no one did.
>>524296742>Capitalism has made it this way. Old-fashioned Fascism will take it away!
>>524297177>>Capitalism has made it this way. Old-fashioned Fascism will take it away!sums it up.
>>524297454That's not a Hitler quote it's another party member but it's still a good point
>>524295627On July 20th 1944 close every window in the room when having the meeting with your generals
>>524295627Under no circumstance should you kill yourself. There is a place in Argentina where you will find safety and a peaceful life, if worst comes to worst.>Timeline does not change whatsoever.
>>524295627Execute Franz Halder, Mein Fuhrer.
>>524295627I wouldn’t tell him anything. I would listen to what he had to say, and that’s what no one did.
>>524295627Hello
These posts are so retarded. There was no way Germany could have won WW2, sorry bud.>>524296100>Lock down a fuel sourceThat's literally the exact reason why he invaded the Soviet Union when he did.>perfect jet enginesYou don't just say "durr perfect jet engines" retard. Jets wouldn't have won him the war btw.>Also tell Japan to chill with the expansion in AsiaThis is the most retarded thing you said by far. Japan was not a puppet of Germany, Japan was its own independent regional power with its own interests. Japan wasn't even particularly interested in German affairs they just came together because of the whole enemy of my enemy is my friend shit. Hitler couldn't boss the Japanese around.>>524296261>Don't let the Japs attack Pearl HarborSee above.>>524296276>tell the JapsSee above.>>524296321>Don't evade RussiaHe literally had to for oil, there was no other choice.>durr but muh north africa Logistically impossible. The major Middle Eastern oil fields (Iraq, Iran) were far from Axis control and required defeating Britain across the Mediterranean first. Libya itself had no known oil reserves at the time, and Britain had effective control of the Mediterranean.>>524296350"Durr muh winter" Thanks for letting everyone know that your derive your knowledge of WW2 from Oversimplified. No, Hitler wasn't retarded enough to march into Russia during winter and with no winter coats. Germany lost because their economy was based entirely on pillaging, it was completely unsustainable. This led to logistical issues on the Eastern Front that eventually raped the Germans. >>524296633Shit like this is why alt-history sucks. Hitler's entire ideology was hinged around him defeating le ebil communism and lebensraum. Read Mein Kampf. His entire general staff wanted the war against the Soviets too.
HITLER I DID THE MATHI figured out how you can burn 6 million jews in 4 years. Also don't invade Russia, you'd love to see what they look like 80 years later
>>524296649>"You'd be speaking German or Japanese today.">mfw most Millennials and Zoomers smart enough to understand shit wish they were instead of this shit we live in now.
>>524296261The US was in a de facto state of war with Germany after 9/11 (the 1941 one).
>>524297500>it's another party membername?
>>524295627The allies have imbedded plants, shills, kiles, and spooks throughout the wehrmacht command structure and the lower staff. There is at least ONE spook inside the high command. This is how they engineered the (((stalingrad disaster))).
>>524297959If you wanted Hitler to "win" and you had a time machine, what you'd need to actually do is go back in time and somehow make Poland hand Danzig over and ally with Germany to defeat the Soviet Union. Then Hitler can turn on the Poles and attack the West.
>>524297989Oh noes the niggers would have to ebonicize a different language
>>524298015>The US was in a de facto state of war with Germany after 9/11 (the 1941 one).whut?US declared war on Japan immediately after Pearl Harbor, then Germany immediately declared war on the USA. US would have stayed out of Europe if Socialist Shitler hadn't been so gung ho to try to fight everyone at once.
>>524295627To take his patanoid schizo meds.
>>524298134so true king
>>524295627You lost, tranny
>>524295627Learn Soviet deep operation strategies and work on logistics.
>>524296423>>524296649FDR was a demon from hell. Imagine selflessly sacrificing yourself and your country, all while you’re in a wheelchair, just so that the antichrist could rule. Why do these people become so devoted to this? Are rhey promised a place in the demonic heirarchy in hell or something?
>>524298134Retarded little lying jew. We have all been told about FDR’s “seek and destroy all German naval vessels on the high seas” order in november 1941.Kys.
White people worship big black cock in 2025
>>524298283>Are rhey promised a place in the demonic heirarchy in hell or something?I am beginning to seriously wonder if it's some form of virus, parasite, etc. that makes its host act all that way, like a hive-mind socialist mind control infection.
>>524298037Gregor Strasser
>>524298355>jewish socialist glowfagSure thing socialist kike homo
>>524298474thanks anon
>>524298355you're off by a few months
>>524295686This. Captain Obvious. Stalin was genuinely surprised when Hitler broke their deal, he wasn't preparing for a war against Germany, he had enough internal problems, and he would not have received the support from the West that he got when he was attacked by Germany. Hitler was obsessed with Russia and had a weak spot, yes, with the white brother race of Britain that he preferred to spare.
I think about this all the time and hate that I dont speak German. I guess if I could, it would be to tell him to build quadruple the number of Uboats
>>524295627Don't invade anywhere, just concentrate on the atomic bomb and when it's ready annihilate the US.
>>524298629>Hitler broke their dealI wouldn't go that far
>>524296261> Don't let the Japs attack Pearl HarborThey would not listen and you know it. Japan was following their own interests in the East.
>>524298134The US was being pulled by the Jews long before Israel was created. It’s just gotten way worse since.
>>524295627Destroy the Camps.
>>524298682>atomic bomb and when it's ready annihilate the US.Too large. They couldn't have made enough to make a dent. Only worked on Japan cause they believed there were more than 2 made for war and Japan is tiny in size so could be nuked to oblivion.
>>524298134No one is mentioning how hard the US baited Japan
>>524297177Judeo-Capitalism and Judeo-Bolshevism are two sides of the same semetic coin. >>524297454>t. if you're against jew parasitism you're DUH DEMOCRAT Boomer-tier moron things. >>524297959>Germany lost because their economy was based entirely on pillagingI always wonder what type of agenda the retards have who make these posts. >da ebil communism You can just say "objectively evil (and jewish) communism"
Don't go to the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001!
>>524296360nice one> "Drugs are bad for you, mein Führer, bad for you and bad for Germany"
>>524298761Oil embargo, yeah. It started as a trade war, escalated into a military enforced once, and then went full kinetic after Pearl Harbor (which the US knew was coming and allowed).
>>524298703>They would not listen and you know it. Japan was following their own interests in the East.Possible, but Japs hated the Chinks, and tons of oil in the philipines and Australia. The only reason japs attacked PH is to reduce naval influence in the Pacific and they wanted oil in Alleutians. They could have been elightened if they calmed down enough to refocus, but Japs are not very bright overall when it comes to non-autistic things. Tech and electronics, sure, autistic smart. Other stuff, not so much.
>>524298748Just wipe out the coasts. No one gives a shit about 5 people in Cumsplash, Montana.
>>524298782>I always wonder what type of agenda the retards have who make these posts.Their agenda is deflecting from the fact that the wrong side won and the right side could have.Why? Jew tell me.
Don't follow the soviets back into their home territory
>>524295627I would tell him about the story of ligma.
>>524295627Traps are gay.
>>524296360There is nothing wrong with meth
>>524298867Every country can make mistakes in the heat of the moment or desperation or simply bad information.Why would you assume Japan are spergs when they controlled huge swaths of Asia during the early 1900s?
>>524295627Japan is 7000 miles away. Don't declare war on the US and try to work something out with the USSR.
>>524295627Don't invade the Soviet Union.Congratulations we’re all speaking German now and have crazy advancements in medicine and technology.
>>524296363That was the original plan. That's why the moles moved hell to make sure it didn't happen. Pearl Harbor was a setup.
>>524296108So proud that Mengele give up his German citizenship to live as a Brazilian in Brazil up to his natural death in a paradisiac beach.Still don't understand why Hitler chose Colombia tho.
>>524295627the UK is way more kiked than even you can imagine. They are unsalvageable. Destroy them all.
>>524297843
>>524297959My time-travel and revise the outcome of WWII daydream is somehow finding a way to guide Germany towards creating an atomic bomb. Imagine operation Barbarossa, the Wehrmacht coming to within a few kilometers of Moscow itself, and just when the push seems like it's about to stall...boom. No more Moscow. The Red Army collapses as follow up strikes annihilate any lingering pockets of resistance. Britain is forced to sue for peace or face nuclear annihilation. Germany consolidates its gains in Europe, Japan consolidates its gains in Asia. Communism is destroyed as an ideology, and Fascism rules over Europe and Asia. America, isolated in its own hemisphere, can do nothing but enforce the Monroe doctrine. Legit I think that the world would be so much better today :(
>>524298761As hard as they baited Russia to invade the Ukraine?
>>524295627Die Like a man,Not Like a faggots.
>>524298782>I always wonder what type of agenda the retards have who make these posts. That is literally the economic situation of Germany. Since you didn't bother to explain how I'm wrong I'll assume you're a paint huffer incapable of abstract thought.
A: Long range bombers are the way to go, tell Göring to stfu, he has to go all in on long range bombers.B: Canaris is a medium talented actor and on top a saboteur, who constantly leaks all plans to the brits and amis.C: Tell Mussolini to stfu and to not attack Greece until he has green light. D: You have to kick out Canaris and to go all in on influencing US-internals before even thinking about attacking the SovietsE: You will not castrate the SA and you will replace the Wehrmacht, because those conservative generals will ruin everything and even try to kill you multiple times.
>>524295627Norway has oil
>>524295627>>524295686Just have fun.
>>524299391Out at sea though, which you can't really access with the Royal Navy breathing down your neck
>>524299018> pills to stay awake and pills to fall asleepThe pills that killed Elvis. Drugs are bad.
>>524295627Cooperate with Stalin
>>524299327Germany could have never gotten the bomb as they expelled all the Jews who knew how to make one, and those Jews are the same ones that went to the US. Also, even if Germany won they would have still collapsed/liberalized anyways. Liberalization is a natural consequence of industrialization. It is impossible to be le trad and illiberal and simultaneously support rapid industrial growth.
>>524295627do the holocaust, but for real
>>524299391That's actually a good one, but I don't think the technology was available + don't forget the brits.
>>524299070> Congratulations we’re all speaking German nowYou would be able to read Nietzsche in his own language. Definitely worth every sacrifice.
>>524299463He did and then Stalin violated their agreement on territory claims
>>524299489Good one. But he would have no idea what this word means.
you lost. russian and american mass production was greater than you expected, tens of thousands of russian t-34 tanks. invasion of russia failed and you thought it would be swift so you didn't even pack winter coats and your men freezed before being pushed back. you ran out of oil. and the allies landed on normandy beach.
>>524295627If he wants to win he needs to supply Rommel better and blitzkreig to the suez canal and take control of it and cut off oil to the brits and others. Or alternatively don't get into any wars and just let the 3rd Reich prosper and he'd have ruled longer and not destroyed Germany. He was overall a retard because the 3rd Reich failed
>>524296633well that explains the 70% women and children dead in gaza
>>524299476> they expelled all the Jews who knew how to make oneNazis are not pragmatic enough, too obsessed with their ideology. To reject "Jewish Physics" was such a stupid attitude.
>>524295627print more nazi propaganda that depicts the jew more clearly as a rati had such a hard time trying to find some nazi propaganda that depicts the jew as a ratits like maybe 1% of all nazi propaganda that depicts the jew as a ratmost of it calls the jews as vermin or filthy, basic poverty class suffering disguised as some kind of racially inherent trait, but rarely depicts the jew as a rat
>>524299828Would it have won the war for him?
>>524298629He told Mannerheim the Soviets were poised to strike and he couldn't risk them taking Romania and cutting Germany off from its oil. It's amazing how many people think Hitler was retarded enough to open a second front when it wasn't necessary.
>>524295627I like Brussels sprouts
>>524295686Kill the yanks, don't pick on Russians
>>524295627>make sure to actually kill the jews please, we hav like a billion holocaust survivors in 2025but srsly>DO NOT INVADE THE SOVIET UNION, YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>524295985What kind of bloody love letter is this lol
>>524299034pearl harbour wasn't a mistake. the americans embargo on oil to japan, cutting off 90% of your supply, would have been a defacto loss anyways. so you tried to cripple their navy with a decisive first strike, not the worst plan.
>>524299912doubtful since its propaganda
>>524295627invest in bitcoin
>>524299918Hitler needed his lebensraum before Britain and France starved Germany again
>>524299918> He told Mannerheim the Soviets were poised to strikeThat's what Hitler wanted to believe because he was obsessed with conquering Russia.
>>524300051> lebensraumHe can haz Poland and it would have been enough to feed the German people.
>>524299981And look at today. USA and Japan are frens. It turned out fine in the end. I think Japan is doing better than Germany. Things turned out bad for Germany. Not frens
>>524298761they are literally trying to do the same playboard in venezuela now
>>524300361*playbook
>>524295627Wait before barbarossa, focus on atomic bombs.
>>524298761Bait plays work
>>524299981I was talking more about Japan-Russia conflicts than WW2 about making mistakes (in desperation for oil).>>524300340The Germans got raped over the coals a second time after WW2 (which was basically guaranteed after WW1). Trying to get rid of the vampires and bolsheviks in your country and now you’re subject to them for life under the eternal guilt of “see what you tried to do to us” demons.
>>524296067they'd have you executed.
>>524296188CHECKED HH
>>524295627Theyre going to start targeting your civilians via fire bombing. Your ally Japan will have over 60 of their major cities firebombed. The only way to win the war is to target civilians. Stop fucking around with gas chambers and bash them with a rock or killed them with co2
>>524296633The USSR and the USA were controlled by jews though.
i'd b liek>'zoom zoom'
>>524295627I will rape you.
>>524295627Use Sarin in a first strike against England. They go extinct by 2050 anyway.Then Sarin The USSR.Then fire Sarin shells at the U.S. eastern Seaboard.
>>524295627pajeets aren't aryans
>>524301179He knew that already
>two weeks
>>524299476Germans also knew how to make atomic bombs you absolute retard.They lacked American manpower and resources.
>>524295627Dubbed anime is better than Subs.
>>524299810>To reject "Jewish Physics" was such a stupid attitude.Yet today we're discovering Einstein was full of shit and new Lorentz compatible ether theories are emerging.Stark was onto something.
>>524295627Don't go to Russia broDon't do it dog
>>524295627Do it.
>>524295627actually kill them, do not think moving them out is enough.Do not invade poland.
>>524296261>he believes the false flag
