Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday to you,Happy birthday, dear Jesus,Happy birthday to you.
>>524295792>worshipping a mythical jew as a deity>have to whitewash him to comical levels to convince yourself otherwise lol
>>524295792My family also sings happy birthday to Jesus, we get a cake and everything every year. Hope you have a blessed Christmas anon. I’d post a picture of the cake but it’s still in the box from the bakery.
>>524295950>worshipping a mythical jew as a deity>have to whitewash him to comical levels to convince yourself otherwiseThe most recorded person in the History of the World is Jesus Christ you silly kike, now shoo shoo
>>524295792>Holy Bible says Jesus was born during population survey>surveys never took place at winter and it is historical fact>retards celebrate Jesus' birth at winter solisticeIt is pure heresy to celebrate Christmas in December and goes against the Bible.
>>524296609>calls other kike>still worships a kike as a deitylol
>>524296696>>524296756LOL, kikes seething. Jesus Christ is Lord.
>>524295792Jesus was OBVIOUSLY a gay.
>>524296696It’s the only official Holiday that they give us to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ. What’s your suggestion? Make Christmas about Satan instead? I think I’ll stick with what I’ve been doing for the last 36 years and keep singing happy birthday to Jesus
Every time.
>>524296863>this mythical kike is lordlol>>524296960>I have no choice but to worship this mythical kike like deity lol
>>524295792HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUHAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JESUSHAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
She's right you know.
>>524296960The most hilarious part is these kikes always say "hurr lurrr it wasn't the 25th" but then provide ZERO other substance or dates to their bullshit.
>>524295792>Forgiveness Intensifies
>>524295792Merry Christmas anon! Maybe anons should share what they’re looking forward to tomorrow. I’m looking forward to watching my children open presents, and I’m scratch making cinnamon rolls.HH
>>524297550>worshipping a mythical jew as a deity>has talking points for rationalizing worshiping a mythical jew as a deitylol
I'm just gonna post a bunch of stuff for a bit.
>>524295792merry Christmas and praise jesus!
Those that call themselves Jews often attack Christianity.
>>524297715i love Christmas so much!https://youtu.be/mCBQR5pZtTA?si=cOVS7rYesnGU_r_Ksilent night is my favorite Christmas song.does anyone else enjoy it?
>>524295792Jesus was a pedophile schizo with a God complex.>Every one of Jesus’ apostles besides Peter was underage (neaniskos is the Greek word used)>When a woman questions why he hangs out with kids he says “don’t scandalize me”>Tells these boys he will make them “fishers of men”>Goes into upper rooms and washes their feet while naked>Tells them to “eat his flesh and drink his haima” (if you think this means “blood” here, see Ezekiel 23:20)>Is arrested in a public park at 4am with a naked boy (see Mark 14:51-52)>When the cops show up he says “why do you come for me with swords and clubs like I’m some kind of leistes”>The word leistes, which gets translated as “thief” is actually “pirate” and was used in contemporary texts (many examples such as Lucian’s Alexander) to refer to sex traffickers>Sex trafficking was a big problem in the Mediterranean and one of the big things the Romans did was crack down on the pedo pirates. Julius Caesar himself was kidnapped by them as a kid and afterwards had them all crucified>Jesus Christ was in fact crucified between two other leistesThere's a reason Jesus's "Most Beloved Disciple" is always depicted as a beardless boy whereas the rest of his followers had beards. Dude liked them young
>>524297665>>524297730>I'm going to spam nonsensical straw men to rationalize worshiping a mythical jew as a deitylol
Don't forget midnight vigil mass tonight frens
christmas is a jewish holiday.
>>524297799>I have no rebuttalI know you don't.
>>524297786>pedophile schizo with a God complex
>>524295792Same to you friend, Happy Holidays ^_^
>>524297874You're forgetting the words straight from Jesus's mouth>If you were of your father Abraham, you would love me. However, you do not love me, for you are of your father, Satan.
>>524297949Most accidentally accurate /pol/ster. Happy Holidays is in effect for another five(5) hours and then it's Merry Christmas for two weeks.
>>524297966Anon, just because someone doesn't include something in a post, doesn't mean they aren't aware of it.
>>524295792Merry MAGA Christmas
You can easily distinguish a Jewish anti-Christian frim a White post-Christian by their vile hate spewed against Christ and all those who follow him. Everyone who ridicules Christ is a Jew.
>>524297874>those who say they are jews and are not if only they wuzz da real jooz!!
>>524298135It was a jew calling out the false jews. You really don't think out anything. Your hatred has blinded you.
>>524298094That's fair anon. God bless
>>524298135Yes, orthodoxy is truest to the old traditions. That's why they're orthodox. Note however the complete absence of spitting on gentiles and raping and eating their kids for fun. This is how you can tell they are godly, virtuous people; as opposed to the Jews, who are satanists that spit on God and Moses and want to destroy all of creation.
>>524297874>acknowledge my superstitious nonsense, rationalizing my worshiping of a mythical jew as a deitylol
>>524298135>jooz!!I know you can’t see your reflection, but can you someone doing a caricature of you?
>>524295792Happy bday to the man that never existed! That makes sense!
>>524298237You are literally talking to a Jew. Only Jews belittle Christ like that. He knows exactly what hes doing and thinking.
>>524297869Yes and he was subsequently kicked out of the synagogue for telling kikels the truth.
>>524298297Then why does the Talmud say that Jesus is burning in feces in hell?
>>524295792HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR JESUS,HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
>>524298374Because any one can write anything you moron. Do you believe the holocaust actually happened?
>>524295792According to the Bible, Jesus was born on a day that shepherds were tending to their sheep outdoors, suggesting a birth in Spring or Autumn. Of course, the Bible could be wrong.
>>524295792>appears out of nowhere>literally a messiah among men, does actual miracles wherever he goes>gets himself killed, miraculously resurrects, claims to have forever saved mankind, peaces out>?????>we now live in a perpetual hellworld absent of any kind of presence of true goodness and hope>we just have to "have faith" that its not all bullshit and we will go to a magical heaven when we dieTHANKS A LOT YOU FUCKING KIKE
>>524298374Because average Jews outside of the Ashkenazim elites are nearly as stupid as niggers and can't think more than a week ahead.
Yo, you can stop being religious schizo retards it is 2025.>Holla at my boy Pikachu,>Happy 28th year anniversary,>Happy birthday to you,>Happy birthday, dear Pickachu,>Happy birthday to you.
>>524298299>only jews belittle a jewish rabbi >>524298288ana knows christianity is jewish slop
>>524298417>gets himself killedGets killed by jews*
>>524298297There's more evidence of Jesus having existed than there is of you existing, bot.
>>524298454He is literally God incarnate, he could have absolutely saved himself from any peril, but that wasn't part of the "plan"
>>524298413>you moronHH
What is (((integral age))) theory?
>>524295792Merry Christmas anon! God bless!Happy birthday, Jesus!
>>524295792Aw your imaginary kike friend is having a birthday! Yay he only destroyed the best patriarchal empire in history with his feminist faggotry. I would’ve told Charlemagne to eat shit
>>524298416Do you think that sheep just never went outside in the winter? The middle east is also quite a warm part of the world and sheep have a lot of built in insulation.
>happy birthday to the king of jews on a stick
>>524298499>before 37ADthat's obviously an engraving from the 1700s at most
>>524298417>>we now live in a perpetual hellworld absent of any kind of presence of true goodness and hopeThis is how you effortlessly spot a kabbalist extinctionist. The idea that this creation is fundamentally and irretrievably broken is a fundamental teaching of kabbalah.This guy wants to kill you all, and himself and his own family too, because he believes that God is a retard that goofed when creationg the world.That's why we have to kill them.
>>524298453>ana knows >pilpul>hebrew for Jesus
>>524298499>>524298521Meds
>>524295792Merry Christmas!
>>524298604I'm not a kike or whatever that is, but yeah complete global annihilation sounds good to me.Fuck this fake and gay earth
Merry Christmas /pol/acksMay the dilations be painful on this faithful day
>>524298581>Claiming christ is feministYour lies are all so weak. Christ is God and God is THEE Patriarch of all humanity. When feminists speak of wanting to tear down the patriarchy, they're talking about God and his natural order. It's no coincidence that feminism was pushed by so many long nosed women.
>>524298604This is what happens when retards are led by other retards down the path of false hope. They get violent when confronted with their own cognitive dissonance. Religion is for retards. Enjoy that
>>524298617>hebrew for Jesushe spoke aramaic, a semitic language, and read the jewish scrolls in hebrew. are these Aryan activities?
Jesus was born on September 11, 3BC.Seek truth for once.
>>524298740Never happened.
>>524297216>lol>lol
>>524296609>most recorded person in history.>doesn’t even know the exact day he’s born.Kek
>>524298689What do you know? You didn’t post a single quote from Christ that was critical of women. You posted his buddy’s commentary (written hundreds of years after Jesus supposedly existed). Maybe you haven’t been paying attention. Your cult is the one demanding we open our doors to the foreigner now.
>>524298589You son of a viper, you think you can trick Jesus. He knows your heart and he knows who genuinely repents. Someone who has genuinely repented and sought Christ does not create pedophile slave trades.
>>524298621>MedsOh you’re just trolling, no jew would be dumb enough to put themself like this. You will go down with them.
>>524298379Based
>>524298740Link source. I brought up this fun fact to someone but forgot why it was September
>>524298508That's the gnostic stance, which means you view Judas as a hero.
>>524298792>Maybe you haven’t been paying attention. Your cult is the one demanding we open our doors to the foreigner now.I've paid attention and I know who needs a beating.
>>524298848And what would have happened if Judas didn't betray Jesus?No more supposed salvation for mankind?I'm just trying to inject some logic into these biblical stories, which I realize is quite the fool's errand, but it still proves my point.
>>524295792Praise the LordChrist Is King
>>524295792Merry Christmas oldfags and nufags Even you Miga niggers
>>524298711>pilpul>in hebrewNot the Hebrew in your pic, that’s new kike Hebrew. HH
>>524298951Every day brother.
Someday soon we may return to this style of debate with serpents of this world.
>>524299123Merry Christmas to you!
>>524299165hopefully that never happens, as it is satanic inversion of what Christ taught Bless those who persecute you. Bless and do not curse. 15Rejoice with those who rejoice; weep with those who weep. 16Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but associate with the lowly. Do not be conceited.17Do not repay anyone evil for evil. Carefully consider what is right in the eyes of everybody. 18If it is possible on your part, live at peace with everyone.19Do not avenge yourselves, beloved, but leave room for God’s wrath. For it is written: “Vengeance is Mine; I will repay, says the Lord.”b20On the contrary,“If your enemy is hungry, feed him;if he is thirsty, give him a drink.For in so doing,you will heap burning coals on his head.”c21Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good.
>>524299321Why did you block out his face?
>>524295792Merry Christmas!May God bless you and keep you and yours. Be not afraid.
>>524299344>>524299165>You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor’r and ‘Hate your enemy.’ But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,s that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Do not even tax collectors do the same? And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even Gentiles do the same?>Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
>>524299344Jesus also told us to sell our cloaks to buy a sword. He clearly intended for us to defend ourselves. I am still capable of loving my enemies, even as I put a bullet through their head. Or perhaps you haven't been paying attention to the world, but they literally want to kill us and everyone we love. Their masks have been off for some time now and they've thoroughly plugged their ears to the gospel.>18If it is possible on your part, live at peace with everyone.If it is possible, yeah. These people have decided that the day will soon come where it won't be possible. I won't hesitate to end them when they force that day upon us.
>>524299616you werent talking about "defending yourself" though, you were talking about murdering people "as a form of debate"
I have said enough for now. I know that every knee will bend and every tongue will confess, and on that day, Christ will say he knows me. There are many in this topic that he will not say that to. I pray they can get to know him before then.Bless you anons. Goodnight.
>>524299053>that’s new kike Hebrew.how can you tell, are you a native speaker?
>>524295792Full Metal Jacket was a great movie.Merry Christmas, /pol/.
>>524299700He clearly meant once peaceful debate is no longer possible, then you debate with violence.It just becomes harder to recognize where that line in the sand is these days, by design.But because those in power throw the most weight around, and cause the biggest chaotic waves as those big booty cheeks all clap, we have to draw that line sooner that once the dagger's already piercing our throat.Ya dig?
>>524299700Leave that guy alone man, it’s Christmas let him post his comments about Jesus. Make fun of me all ya want though. How shocked do you think I’ll be when I open the cake box from the bakery tomorrow and some prankster shit in my cake. Like scale of 1-10? I wouldn’t be shocked at all. Bet I’ll act surprised though, because it’s what my mom would want me to do.
>>524295792Merry Christmas!Christ is King
>>524299700if it comes to mutual combat I intend to win with the grace of God
>>524300169king of whomst?
>>524300234You challenging that other anon to mutual combat? He accepts. If he doesn’t accept, I accept on his behalf
>>524296756>a kikeYou wish.
>>524299053based merry christmas And the God of peace shall bruise Satan under your feet shortly.
>>524300557>heres me and heres my face>memeflagbruh
>>52429934427 But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.
>>524295792Merry ChristmasHappy birthday Jesus
>>524295792Jesus wasn't even a real person, you dummies>pic related
>>524295792Amen
>>524303560he was recorded by the roman historian tacitus within the span of one mans lifetime from his death and ressurection, namely tacitus was tacitus a real person, are you?
>>524296604people still have china cabinet in their home under the age of 45
>>524303611>he was recorded by the roman historian tacitusLiar, Tacitus doesn't even contain the word "Jesus". A fact you would already know if you had spent 0.1457 seconds checking what (((ChatGPT))) tells you.
>>524303616You talkin shit on the China cabinet? My dog hates when you do that. You’ve woken her up and she’s pissed
>>524303687yeah he mentions a christus or chrestus who was a leader in israel who was executed by a pontious pilate, and his followers continued to follow after his teachings after he was executed by pontius pilate and were starting to spread their teaching in rome at the time of his recording much to his apparent displeasure. i wonder who he was talking about?
>>524303789>i wonder who he was talking about?You know that the same Chrestus guy is also mentioned by other Roman historians, right? Right, anon...?
I LOVE CHRIST
>>524300533Kings
>>524295792Jeshua didn't born on a December 25, but he probably likes the sentiment.
>>524295792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9qrwr1R_QU
>>524296609Keep seething Christcuck
>>524297770She would be pretty
>>524298794Calm down David
