DISCLOSURE HAS HAPPENED!> https://www.noradsanta.org/en/mapHE'S FAST!
US military is The Great Satan
>>524296686>headed straight for venezulakek
Bro is in the middle of the ocean and the presents delivered number keeps increasing. This is such bullshit lmao
>>524297481Was just about the post this, fucking NORAD cucks. I bet they are gonna censor his stop at Little Saint James.
>>524297481for real, like anyone could actually track santa claus
>>524297593Not sure if that's a stop for Santa or just Krampus
>>524297613But they do track Santa, its right there on the website. You think what, they'd just make that up?
>>524296686The most accurate photo of "space" they ever produced.
>>524297703but there is no way to track santa. we are not a race of peoples that try to trick or out-smart our deities. we simply believe and go to bed to wake up to presents. trying to (((track))) and (((prove))) are tricks
>>524296686Satellites do jot exist space is not ral thats saint nlilaus not gnostic subterfuge talmudic heretics with false imposter they have no souls remove themGhost are real though this is actually real and 4k in your flt plane earth as sapienza univeristy .it's are de.ons they keep trying to ban me every 2 days for proving truth the internet does jot belong to tranny jiggers jeets baby fucking inbres iliterate mods 4chn used to be all pol/, anti scientology
>>524296686I knew he was real! Fuck everyone who ever doubted me and the big guy!
Wait why doesn't Santa just use his magic to easily jam the American satellite signals?Unless... Santa... Oh?
>US military budget is so big they can even track SantaMoney well spent
>>524296686I LOVE STANTA
>>524296686They do this every year. Did you just discover this?
>>524296686Fuck yeah!Jesus Christ is born!
>>524296686>>524297225>US military is The Great SatanYou may not like it, but the US is 6 million years ahead in military tech. The US military & government holds the keys to the meaning of life & death, has both friendly & evil alien helpers (ET/FNORD), psychic "remote viewing" spie's, time travel tech, fleets of reverse-engineered antigravity alien tech "TR-3B Black Triangle" flying ship's powered by element 115, communication with ghosts the afterlife & the unborn, triple-barreled M551A666 PsychoSheridan tank's, 75th Rangers exoskeleton-hip-fired gyro-stabilised 120mm infantry mortar's with pinpoint accuracy during 25mph sprint, access to other "parallel" universe's, NSA/DARPA GGGQEP quantum ∞(±6^∀)Petahertz miconpossessors to eavesdrop on every single electronic & non-electronic communication in the world even sign language underneath 1km of EMF Kevlar, "Rods from God" (just 1 orbital tungsten telephone pole = two Czar Bombas), the 300,000-strong "Fighting Molemen" U.S. SUBTERRANEAN FORCE, FT LEE VA (the secret "7th branch" existing since 1899), quantum IFVs, "phase-shifting" Armored Recovery Vehicles, new "Stealth" tech that makes jet's invisible to Radar. Shoulder-fired ASAT missiles. Stealth field kitchens. This is publicized in Stargate SG1, scientific research publication Popular Science, only a fraction of the more spooky & shadowy stuff not listed above is merely hinted at in Marvel Cinematic Universe™, history documentary Red Alert 2, French time travel documentary Life is Strange (David Madsen was a rogue DIA test subject), but the pardoned parcel is the US of A is at least 6 million years ahead in military tech even without the help of alien's. It is 6 million years ahead though the exact number fluctuates due to the activities of the US Military Time Travel Program underneath Barksdale AFB, L.A., this 6 million years ahead is a universally agreed-upon average by the world & intergalactic/ET scientific communities.
>Indian discovers the Santa tracking by NORAD
>>524296686HE'S HERE IN THE STATES
