NORAD HAS DETECTED A HYPERSONIC HIGH ALTITUDE UFO COMING FROM THE NORTHERN ATLANTIC.F-22s HAVE BEEN SCRAMBLED, REPORTS ARE SAYING IT MAY BE A UNKNOWN CHINESE SUPERWEAPON, TRUMP TO ADDRESS THE NATION IN 30 MINUTES.
>>524300892SHOW ME YOUR WW3 FACES /POL/ SISTERS!!!!
>>524300892That's Santa dumbass
>>524300892Just kys dude
>>524300892
if post ends in 1-9 its nothing
Did you all know that Santa uses Israel as a bathroom? He sprays a massive liquid shit from all the milk and cookies all over Israel as he flies over it.
>>524300892Whatever anon, nothing ever happens
>>524300923Santa doesn't exist nigger.
>>524300892You've shit your last turd bub
>>524300923kek
>>524300930The rarest pepe comes from El. I can't wait to get backdoored.
>>524300939Ok if I get two same numbers then it is absolutely something
>>524300892just passing by, relax
>>524301000>Santa sprays a massive liquid shit from all the milk and cookies all over Israel as he flies over it.This was promised to jews 3000 years ago
>>524301064>You've shit your last turdgood thing...
>>524300892MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS WOOOOOOOOO
>>524301047And Norad still tracks him with live updates every year.Apparently some years ago some dipshit kid called the wrong number to talk to Santa and somehow got the commander of fucking Cheyenne Mountain. The guy played along and said they were tracking him as he raced across the world. It's been a tradition ever since. I remember they did it when I was a kid, including reportedly sending fighters to escort him through American airspace (it was the Cold War).
>>524301047Kike detected.
>>524300892Let them take out all the jews & commies in NYC, LA, San Fran, Portland, Hollywood, Seattle, and Chicago first.Then thank them.Pic related: Imagine White America.
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>>524300892Digits and aliens
>>524301047liar fucking shit delete your damn post bitch ass
>>524300892>WW3 FUCKING IMMINENTwho cares WHO CARES IF FUCKING OHIO GETS NUKED?!what TF is an Ohio anyway? hope it gets nuked six million times, jews have spoiled americans
>>524301399LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>>524300892> A HYPERSONIC HIGH ALTITUDE UFOIt's a one horse open slay!
This post this bullshit every 12/24 and nothing ever happened.
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>>524300892But they where talking on signal and the hooties gave the technology to everyone. Wait the USA government is being ran by a pedophile.
>>524301047FUCK that you don't know what you're saying FUCK you
>>524300892Crime is down because it's not being logged in by police. Leather pants and bigots Ok shit head
>>524300892It's probably just a random ufo
It’s fucking Santa Claus, you morons.Who else on the entire earth has a hypersonic craft?
>>524300892Please stop talking about Epstein!
>>524300892Get Mav on Alert 5! What the fuck are we doing?
****Partial Comms intercept****Fox One! Fox One! No Joy. Target is too goddamn fast! Oh fuck. The red bastard is on my si....****end transmission****
>>524300892Norad tracking Santa Claus you fucking nigger.
>>524300892two weeks
>>524301820Lol Lmao
>>524301094It wont go Mach 2 just under. So its not even hypersonic.
>>524300892ITS FUCKING HAPPENING
>>524300892Its only Santa Clause, anon. Calm down.
>>524301160
>>524301035hehehehe
>>524301666kek
>>524300892Kewl
>>524300922Wut up, pimps?
>>524300892They do this every year talking about Santa’s Sleigh
>>524301047This kike needs a delousing agent
>>524301399>And when they arrive>We must kill them
>>524302993Merry Christmas nigger.
>>524300892A HYPERSONIC CONTACT JUST LANDED ON MY ROOF
>>524303121Merry Christmas to you too, nigger
>>524301666checked
>>524300892Who's this Nora D., and why should I care? Does she have big titties and nice round plump bubble butt?
>>524300892Fucking kino if true
>>524303455>>524303396>>524303224>>524303203>>524303195>>524303121>>524303087HAPPENINGhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/santa-tracker-norad-live-christmas-2025-b2890057.html
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>>524302074>Eagle one, box two >Hit!
>>524300892What a gay font
>>524300892Oh finally, I'm so happy the end has finally come!With sound: http://fatbox2l6yq4zwwf34k4xmusmr4egzc4qgistj5yemlkaal7ep4itjqd.onion/z4ka07.mp4https://files.fatbox.moe/z4ka07.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/z4ka07.mp4
>>524301047Bloody bastard
