>santa isn’t real Anyone else just now figuring this out? I’m 35 if that matters
>>524302567the how come i get presents
>>524302567Where did they find this person?
>>524302567Then why did I sit in his lap and pee my pants on him??
>>524302567>santa isn’t realProof? You faggots keep spewing nonsense. Go back to X, santa is definitely real.
>>524302567im 22 still get presents this year my parents are dead since I was 17who keeps giving me gifts every year? you tell me.
>>524302567He's real man
>>524302667Isreal
>>524302567I was 14, wish my parents just called me retarded and sent me to sped classes instead of letting it continue like that.
>>524302567Yeah Jesus isn’t real either. Being an adult sucks eh?
>>524302567Santa is real faghot stopping spreading internet lies.
>>524302597Hey! You're not suppose to ask that!
>>524302567I think the myth of Santa Claus predisposes kids to grow up cynical atheists. People fail to appreciate how traumatic it is for kids to be told at a certain age that Santa is fake.
>>524302888tell me about it, anon. Tell me about it. I grew up being tol by "everyone" around me? The democrats are for the LITTLE GUY, and the republicans were for the BIG GUYS. santa, jesus... this whopper... the unholy trinity of truth, that a grown up must face to be a real adult.
>>524302567Ngl anon finding the Christmas presents hidden in my own fucking closet (for some reason) at 10 was one of the worst days of my life
>>524302567Prove it you NIGGER. I'm 37 and Santa still leaves me presents.
>>524303137pee / squirt
Y'know saint Nicolas was a real dude tho right? It's not made up whole cloth. He was a notorious gift-giver.
>>524303146>>524304820I'm debating on telling my young kid he's not real now, I feel like an asshole lying but also like an asshole not pretending and having fun with it. It's shitty...
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>>524302567>santa isn't real/x/schizos, please take your meds and leave.
>>524305144Give him clues and then when he realizes the truth tell him the Holocaust isn't real either
>>524302597>Behave like shit, get presents>Be a decent person now after learning from past mistakes, nobody gives me presentsI paid my dues, when will Santa stop punishing me
I was between the ages of 8 and 9 when I realized Santa Claus isnt real, I was over 9 years old when I finally realized though when my empirical test proved it was my parents all along and I felt so betrayed and I cried and moanedAll the time I thought I was 8 when that final realization on Christmas came, and thought I was a-OK intellectually. But recently I checked the date when I installed the game on Steam I got for that Christmas and I was 9 and started to suspect I may have been retarded all along, 8 was always like the maximum age for that realization in my opinion otherwise you're retarded
>>524306091>steam Christmas present You stopped believing, faggot. That's a you problem. TZD.
>>524303137Kek.
>>524302567>giving presents for freeof course he is not.that is a very communist thing to do.santa is just cover up for Ded Moroz.
