*Retired* US Fish and Wildlife Service special agent here. AMAAnd yes, you're all on our list.
>>524302661Post your butthole and badge with a timestamp or fuck off.
>>524302713>Post your butthole and badgeWon't be doing that bucko
>>524302661I wanna learn how to fish anon, why am i on a list i'll buy all the permitsI'm not gonna shit in the riverDon't you have like a lot of jeets shitting in the river
>>524302775how about you pick one and post just that
>>524302793From my colleagues, that's more of a problem in Canada than the US (not joking). When I was still in the employ of the department, we mostly focused on overfishing, conservation, and exotic smuggling. Truthfully, I couldn't tell you why they asked us to monitor the board. I just followed orders. But pooping in the river is definitely unsanitary and also hazardous to the wildlife
>>524302775Okay, just your butthole then. So we know it's really you.
>>524302661>youre all on a listBut what's my ranking? Gotta be top 10% at least.
>>524302661Why don't fish qualify as wildlife and why do you spy on them both?
>>524302775we need an anus scan ideally
>>524303176You'd be surprised how far our smelly salmon hands stretch
>>524302661Why am I on a list about fish and wildlife? Is this another dumb "threat matrix" episode?
>>524302661Ever caught a Chinese national, or any foreign national, smuggling an invasive species into our beautiful country?
>>524303295Sort of an aquatic goatse?
fake and gay.
>>524302661All the fish are Chinese now, why did you fail at your job and why didn't you face a firing squad for your crimes?
>>524303333see >>524303295>>524303349More often it was Chinese nationals or visa-holders overfishing. But yes, occasionally we would intercept people trying to introduce invasive species. We always suspected it was part of an official CCP biological/ecological warfare program but could never confirm it
>>524302661Thank you for your service anon its a very important thing to take care of our air trees water and animals
>>524303501I appreciate that anon
>>524302661I will be sure to think of you while slaying brookies on live bait / treble hooks in the NP with no loicense.
>>524302661Is it true that if you poop in a river they can genetically backtrace it to you and fine you?
I liked watching Lone star law.
>>524303447Ultimately, we're only human. I wish I could have done more.>>524303860spotting your post from the treeline with thermal binoculars, adjusting my optics >>524303969The day of the rake is upon us
when it comes to these data centers, the water consumption, contamination. what is, or isnt talked about? https://www.kptv.com/2025/12/22/data-centers-strain-water-supply-oregon-town-already-facing-pollution-crisis/
>>524304298*talked about internally
post carp, feggit
based forest guardian
>>524303469Like when the jews caused the chestnut blight?
i had venison burgers today thanks for helping manage our fish and wildlife
>>524302661>The listCan you look me up? It's "Henry Merritt Paulson Jr." Is anyone still on me?Also can you call my ex when I rope and tell her to pick up my cat? She only has food for a week, but I let the bathtub drip she has water.Also tell her she's a whore, and I love that about her.
>>524302661>NMFS copFuckin fags
>>524302661Also, who authorized the copper treatment for the mollusks in Idaho, and did they what it was gonna do? My fish are fucked up now.
>>524302661Have you ever shot a trout? What do you consider the superior species of bear? Are bald eagles really in danger? Can I legally launch a genocide of grey squirrels to restore habitat to the cuter and far more intelligent red squirrel? How many skin-walkers have you seen? Is it true that black folx are afraid of grasshoppers? Does hippopotamus meat taste like chicken? What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever seen a snake do? Which would win a fair fight between a coyote and a fox? Is it legal to hunt with you bear hands? What animals are most liable to not respect human authority? Why do I sometimes see dozens of skunks one year and then none for several years after? Are they migratory, like butterflies? Have you ever stumbled upon a satanic mass deep innawoods? I have several more questions after you finish answering all of those.
>>524304298Unfortunately that's more of a local politics issue, maybe the EPA, than USFWS. We could theoretically get involved if future evidence showed downstream effects on federal trust resources but as of now, this looks like a state-led public health crisis, not a wildlife conservation one>>524304404Chestnut blight is a bit before my time>>524304486>NMFSFuck you buddy
Do you like grapenuts?
Are red eared turtles a real issue? I remember people saying that this popular pet turtle would be released and fuck up entire lakes
>>524302661I have shot and killed 24 red eared sliders.
>>524303076Wait…fish and wildlife were actually monitoring /pol? lol. That doesn’t bother me at all. We’ve redpilled way more Feds than any conversions they have of anons. I’m honestly always glad to hear Feds are reading. We are changing them slowly but surely. It’s an irresistible and intractable and irreversible process. So welcome back, brother.
>>524303691I agree. You sound like a contentious public servant to me. As you know, pol cares deeply for the environment..:especially our animals frens.
>>524304919>Are red eared turtles a real issue? Great question. Yes, they are a very real issue in America and dumping one into your local waterway is actually a crime now in many places. I never dealt with the topic personally but I knew people involved in efforts to eradicate them and prevent them from spreading>>524304938Thank you for your service anon>>524304967I posted here a couple years ago when I was still employed by the agency and no one believed me. US bureaucracy is bullshit, I never understood the purpose myself but realistically that stuff was always above my paygrade
>>524304699Honey Smacks are the preferred source of wheat. Speaking of which, I’m trying to figure something out, and you guys are the only people I trust. Is it just me, or did they stop making Honey Smacks? For the longest time, I could only find that crappy Post brand with the bear mascot. I can’t remember what the Post version is called. But I simply could not find Himey Smacks forever. And now they’re suddenly back. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining…I’m thrilled to have my Honey Smacks back. So, my question is, did anyone else experience this? This also gives me hope that Bali Blue rolling tobacco will come back in its original form. Golden Crisp sucks in comparison. It’s nowhere near as good as Honey Smacks.
>>524305235do you work for the british crown or the vatican?
>>524303076>Truthfully, I couldn't tell you why they asked us to monitor the board.It's because you had no purpose other than being a pawn of a totalitarian Jew controlled state.
Code for potentially a jesuit, fuck! lol
>>524302661one of you forest dicks got shot in the dick by some based hunter not too long ago I saw in the news. Ideally id like to be on multiple lists sort of like a high score in being a real american patriot
>>524305572Yeah, if someone fucks with you in the woods you just shoot them and bury them.
>>524305572That was probably a forest ranger rather than USFWL personnel. Regardless, you should want to protect the fish anon, that's our prime directive
>>524302661You guys saw what I did with that fish huh? It was begging for it
>>524305708>Protect the fishYou have no problem with commercial fishing but if I want to feed my family it's a federal crime. Fuck out of here.
>>524305235>purposefor the paranoid bureaucrats who are also greedy, it might make sense to expect and check for environmental terrorism. pure projection in part, but you mentioned import of invasive species. not like anyone here would ever be interested in such. only the rootless destroy. one might say /pol functions like the swastika the rabbi sprays at night.
>>524302661
What's the best season and circumstances to find a black bear to fight to the death in medieval armor? I'm going to open with a fiskars demo bar and close with a 9 inch boot knife.
>>524302661What level of a list are we on anon?
>>524302661>Do you have a funny anecdote related to your job?>How much money were you making with that job?
>>524302661That jelly-fish was asking for it
>>524302661In my country that is mostly work of private people in their free time. If i want to get fishing or hunting inspector i have to make a super hard exam and if i have no prior crimes i can get a badge from state and then i can inspect random people while they are hunting or fishing.
>>524306172I'm trying to get on all the lists so eventually AI will either decide to kill me or make me king.
>>524306201The one that still cracks me up happened up in northern Montana. We got a tip about a guy illegally trapping lynx for the fur trade. We set up surveillance on his property for weeks, freezing our asses off in a makeshift blind. Finally, we decide to raid the place at dawn; kick in the door, rifles up, yelling search warrant this search warrant that. And what do we find? This old-timer in his PJs, surrounded by about 30 live Canada lynx in his living room. The cats are everywhere: on the couch, the fridge, one’s even got his reading glasses. Funniest damn thing I've ever seen on a raid.Turns out, he wasn’t selling the fur… he thought he was “rescuing” them. He was borderline retarded, but we didn't know that at the time. The smell was terrible, too. Took us two days and three animal rescues to "rehome" all those pissed-off felines. Guy got cited for illegal possession, but we kinda felt bad writing the ticket. As for the money, don’t kid yourself, nobody gets into federal wildlife law enforcement to get rich.
>>524306678>This old-timer in his PJs, surrounded by about 30 live Canada lynx in his living room.Based af.
>>524306678Aww… how misguided, but endearing. He must have loved them.
Of all the fedniggers watching /pol/ I dont really care that the wildlife department is doing it, that said it should be legal for any man to fish to support their family, license or notWhy can't you just have basic throwback guides for main rivers and shit and only harass commercial fishers? joe blog the guy feeding his kid isn't emptying the rivers of fish
>>524302661Pro-tip: I don't give a shit, plus you faggots work for satanic pedophiles. Does that ever make you want to kill yourself? Knowing you take orders from a bunch of satanic pedophiles?
>>524302661What is the most that you can say about the aliens? What insight do you have about the navy videos showing UFO's diving into the ocean to avoid our aircraft?
>>524302661Bigfoot?
>>524306889>>524307091Indeed. I don't think he was a bad guy.>>524307569As a lot of people in law enforcement will tell you, you eventually develop a sixth sense in regards to "bad guys" and "good guys." I never went out of my way to punish an honest working person or someone who just made a mistake. But I did have to enforce the law at the end of the day>>524307612Do you seriously think USFWS is "working for satanic pedophiles" ffs>>524307754Sorry bro, never saw any aliens
>>524302661have you seen him?
>>524307885you wouldn't know you were working for satanic pedophiles unless they invited you to one of their "parties" or you got into their club.
>>524307885Also note, ICE is recruiting retirees right now if you still have it in you.
>>524302661Do you like anime?
How would you get this bear out?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx48qiiBVMI
>>524302661One of the actually good bureaus. Merry Christmas anon. I don’t plan to do this but what would be the best places to go innawoods and have a steady supply of wild game to eat and not get noticed?Also do you ever deal with horses? I know BLM manages wild mustang herds.
>>524303076Nah just like therapy more likeThe therapist told me i should try fishing >t. Fucked up vet
>>524302661your "list" is merely an item of job security, should the government try to pull funding from you useless faggots, you'll create an issue, a psyop, using your "lists" as a reason to do something and inject your budgets with more tax payer funds, you're all a bunch of worthless, incompetent, criminal faggots and gotta have your skulls hollowed out with high velocity hollow point rounds.
>>524307936Not yet, but maybe one of these days>>524308581Bear trap is reasonable, not sure why they don't just seal off the crawlspace but I don't know everything about the situation >>524308688There's no shortage of places like that in the US. Idaho or Wyoming would be a safe bet, Alaska maybe if you're feeling adventurous. Pennsylvania I know also has a fuckton of deer the state government is desperate to cull, so if you find a remote place there you would be set for life probably. Generally, we would never deal with horses, even if they're wild. The only reason we would interfere was if they were somehow impacting the local ecosystem.>>524308936USFWS doesn't run "psyops" anon
>>524309378they absolutely fuckin' do and work with others in gov as well to push the psyops
>>524302661What would it take for all of you to turn on your Jewish masters that constantly frame whitey for Jewish murders, such as Luigi, Tyler, and Thomas?
>>524303469Yeah, we have a conspiracy the introduction of small mouth bass in the NB/NS/PEI area was done to kill the lobster, their starting to go upstream and out compete all the fish, and fuck shit up.We may or may not have an un-official small mouth bass genocide in place in our community. Also I have a pet fox, if i gave him a wool blanket for his nest would he use it, or just attack me for going near. We're homies, he follows me around.Also if I built him a foxhouse would he ever use it, or probably not.
>>524302661How bad is our invasive species problem? Anything thats kept on the downlow because of how grim it is?
>>524304591>What animals are most liable to not respect human authority?Da fuqq you mean cracka>>524304967>We are changing them slowly but surely. Yes. The fire rises, also it's all based on keywords so say terrorism more so it forces human review when its a great redpill for the feds.
>>524306678>As for the money, don’t kid yourself, nobody gets into federal wildlife law enforcement to get rich.Fuck you they dont, the punishment for deer jacking is worse than murder.>all your shit.>250k fine.Its literally less time and less bullshit to just do time for murder versus deer jacking.>>524310232One day the small mouth bass will come for your lobster fisheries in Maine, probably in 10-15 years. Their around PEI now and are going inland more, as I previously mentioned.Also salmon up north is an issue, they actually had people from Alaska go to different communities in the NWT/YK to talk about it last summer.And expect ANWR to be an issue in the near future with the drilling issues.NS has an overpopulation of white tail deer thats leading to an overpopulation of coyotes that is probably why they never found any traces of those two kids.
>>524309378You ever find weird fucking shit in the woods.We found what looked to be a bear torture stand, with a skull/carcass chained to the tree, a shooting platform above, then a piece of plywood with 50 evenly spaced 3.5" screws facing out about 6'high with a meat bag attachment above it, Scared shitless there was caltrops or other traps we didnt see.Also how common are wire traps in your AO, obviously dont say "where" you are, but once every 5,10 years?Have you ever learned something here and applied it in life, or do you do the containment of radical thought compartmentization.
>>524302661Merry Christmas, glow-nigger
>>524309378Merry Christmas, glowbro.Were you just watching the replay of the Diaz-McGregor rematch on ESPNNews?Anyway, I have a question. I live in a nice suburb of Omaha near a major rail line that seems to be a conduit of irregular wildlife migration over the last 10 years. We've always had squirrels, possums, and even some disturbingly large groundhogs, but a few years ago deer started roaming around our neighborhood, jumping fences to go from yard to yard. This lasted for a couple years and then wild turkeys showed up and have been flourishing. Families with 4-6 kids are commonly seen pecking around, eating the bugs, and when they get bigger, occasionally flying up and walking around on our rooftops. After our last snowfall I found some of their tracks so I know they're still around, but last week something really weird happened.Around 2:45AM one night I had to take a dump, so I was sitting in the upstairs bathroom next to the window that faces the direction of the rail tracks, and I heard a fucking pack of coyotes calling out. It was loud. I know that sound because I used to hear them every night around 3AM when I was working on a farm in the middle of nowhere in Arizona.So my question is this: What prey would the coyotes be following and how the heck would they go so far as to end up in an Omaha suburb?
What's up fellow fed land bro? Come to the USFS and write tickets to off roaders and homeless people too lazy to hide that they're homeless. Nevermind that our LEO patrol officers max out at GS9. >>524310506What are you talking about? Law enforcement doesn't work on commission. Some agencies don't even keep the money from any tickets their officers write.
>>524311085I was making a joke about the punishment for deer jacking being disproportionate to actual crimes in canada.Its something I find hilariousWe have police/municipal auctions where you can buy all the stuff they don't keep.
>>524311254Fair, people get really fucking stupid about how they imagine the government works and employee pay so I just assume the worst.Can't imagine how mad I would be if I had something seized and then found out the police auctioned it off to some rando later.
Oh fuck, feds I didn't even know exist are monitoring me too.They must have heard I was picking up ducks at the park (they're free).
>>524302661Was it really necessary to spy on meNo bombs no car hijacks no nothing on my lifeAll you got was my boring sex lifeYou watched cp I didn't that was all you did
>>524305708I like the entire riparian ecosystem. I downloaded my remarkable riparian and worked to help restore riparian zones with transplanting stakes and slowing erosion. Small amounts of work on friends’ creeks can make large impacts. Being a steward warms my heart.
>>524308936USFWS monitoring us isn't the worst use of taxpayer money, because it's a worthless endeavor, instead of actively hostile. Every dollar spent checking innawoods threads for illegal fishing is a dollar that isn't spent on welfare for Venezuelan gangs. So I don't mind. USFWS can false flag us even. IDGAF. It helps accelerate the collapse by about two seconds.OP, what kinds of threads/posting were they most interested in? Illegal fishing to escape the hamster wheel?Poaching wildlife? (We'll stick to deer because they are vermin. Doesn't seem like something the Feds would care about)Innawoods squatting?Illegally releasing fish? (FWIW I have never seen an anon talk about this)Something I am missing?What is the best way to get ON the list?
The spy state wants us to think of anything but themI just can't
Of course OP abandons his own thread when asked about the Jewish Assassination Coverups.That level of being compromised means he might be real guys, and if not, he's got a felony coming for impersonating an FIB
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>>524305913>one might say /pol functions like the swastika the rabbi sprays at night.>/polpartially correct, a lot of it is counterfeitnot all though, facts are facts, there was no holocaust, the JQ was not unfounded propaganda, the Germans were not monsters, they were just a reform movement of ordinary people who had a jewish problem and reform meant crossing the jews who wanted things to stay degenerate and lawless.
>>524303076>pooping in the riverI feel like that's something only Indians do. No actually I'm 98% positive that's something only indians do.Species smuggling I guess could be anyone although I would imagine and assume the species would give some clue.
am I on your list?
>>524303076>overfishingso what about china
