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What have you done to reduce shareholder value today?
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>>524309722
Call you a chud
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Not buy stupid shit. I hate capitalistmas
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>>524309722
I increased shareholder value.
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Ruined christmas for my family
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>>524309722
i played solitaire instead of buying a game
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Today, I didn't spend any money. Normally I just play mobile games on my phone and ignore shoplifters at work.
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>>524309722
I'm a very popular youtuber who has been dogging a game, the company that owns them, and their stock for over 7 years and I love watching it plummet to fucking zero.

I'm very big, very famous, and I make sure to shitpost against this company and cost them millions whenever I have free time. I won't stop till they fucking apologize for muting me 7 years ago and for wasting retarded amount of money on talent agency streamers rather than freelance youtubers like myself.

Yes, I am leveraging my fame and influence to get revenge over this. I demanded a humiliation ritual and a handwritten apology and they have yet to ever deliver so I will continue my conquest of ruining them until they shut down. I have convinced many who used to support this game and their company to do the same.

I mostly just wanted to see if I could do it, honestly.
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>>524309722
Nigga, please. It's fucking christmas
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>>524309722
Opened up short positions on several tech stocks.
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>>524309722
Took a shit in the middle of the electronics aisle in walmart
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>>524310144
What game? I don’t want to accidentally play it and get addicted.
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>>524310144
Incredibly based if I dare say so. Cumbersome legal mandates or financial strain is the only pain these companies and their leadership can feel, short of doing a Luigi but that's illegal and causes grief for corporate CEO's surviving families so no one should ever do that.

Any ideas how your actions could be transposed to less famous people and to non-gaming companies?
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Spat on a jeet
Walked into the liqour store
The ukrainain mommy whos a clerk told me to be nice and i hip checked the jeet again
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>>524309885
Too big desu
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>>524310340
Not exposing myself.

>>524310376
Spend hours on ALL social medias shitposting and doomposting as much as you can till it gets parroted around or becomes "the norm" in the groupthink. Use multiple accounts, pay mturk to have Indians astroturf reddit with what you want them to do, costs pennies per hours of labor.

Example. A toilet paper company.
Post how terrible it is, how expensive it is, or bad company policies EVERYWHERE, ALL. THE. TIME. Constantly complain even about the smallest things you can find. Don't lie or fabricate shit. Find ANYTHING negative about the company or product and never, fucking, stop, talking about it everywhere there's a place to talk about it.

Eventually after many weeks / months / years many other people will start doing this work for you, and will just passively mention it in conversations or bring it up, and famous people who don't do their own research will just parrot the popular narrative, and then the company is worse-off than if you never started a hate campaign in the first place.

You probably see this all the time scrolling tiktok or twitter. One viral video of maggots in a chocolate candy = lost sales. Then people on forums parrot it. Parents stop buying that candy in fear of it, and so on.

It's easier with game companies cause gamers are just angry all the time about everything so they're willing to share in the hate, where as it might take more effort to get some middle aged normie Karen upset about which toilet paper she buys for her family.
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>>524309722
I didn't work and live with other people tax money, like any other day sine 10+ years
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>>524309722
I withheld silver from comex and refused to sell my shares. I also invested in fossil fuels because I want plastic straws again.
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>>524310144
Bro all games have similar engagement levels over time (unless they are a Bethesda game, besides Starfield, lol), so most likely you did nothing
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>>524312762
This isn't a graph of the games engagement level, which is up and down due to the company spending tons of money appealing to the EU and China markets. This is the owner of the game company's stock price.



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