CHRISTMAS MORNING EDITIONNew thread because the other is pozzed shills.
New humopr thread since this one is pozzed>>524312548
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>>524313009Simian fucking paw holy shit
>>524312548> New thread because the other is pozzed shillsIt’s morning in Tel Aviv.
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>>524313050>250% is 2.5x the principleHoly fuck what brown woman wrote this
>>524313259
>>524313212>Lew Cor ROCk WELL. Clever
>>524312821Dem tender titties. Totally wood
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>>524313635Kek. Good edit.
>>524312695The lower body in the bottom right should be just legs or long yellow pants.
>>524313019Honestly I wish my freezer had been marketed as "2/3rd cow." Would have saved me a lot of hassle.
>>524313212>In the comic, Whiteman is the secret identity of Lew Cor, who transforms into the superhero by speaking the coded phrase "Lieh Geis" (Sieg Heil spelled backwards) and is struck by lightning. The character fights villains such as "The Jew from Outer Space" and "Supercoon" in the narrativeImagine turning it into a marvel style movie with things like Sora2 or Veo3.
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>>524313657Lasagna is non skill? This guy has no idea what good lasagna tastes like.
>>524313939Good lasagna is an art.
>>524313224>[deleted]pottery
>>524312548Turn what loose?
>>524315961This joke also works with:Atilla The HunIvan The TerribleAlexander The GreatRichard The LionheartKermit The Frog
>>524313939if it's nutritionally equivalent, not worth the extra timet. potatoes and salmon enjoyer
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>>524313137Whish these would make a comeback
>>524316865Don’t forget Vlad the Impaler
>>524313050Don't worry: use your credit card or some money app.>cashless effect bias
>>524313019europeans use metric systemamericoids use the muttric system
>>524313266Post a link to that clip
>>524313939thats clearly not a lasagna in the picture moron
>>524312837>ytpipo need browns to have functional society>ytpipo have better countries than browns so we have to move there
>>524313675It that the husband supporting the wives enormous breast? What a thoughtful and kind man
>>524313773Gluttony kind of has two months with Thanksgiving and Christmas.
>>524313940How do you have so much unfunny images is kind of funny you dumb nigger.
>>524322531How did you manage to write such a retarded sentence?
>>524316865and still not funny.
>>524322596lil bro is drunk already on Christmas
>>524322531Post your own faggot. Stop complying like a lefty bitch.
>>524316023Do you have the one of two frens hugging with the headline "nazi recruits by making people feel wanted" (or something to that affect)
>>524321220
>>524323270Got you senpai
>>524323228
How is it possible that not one of you nigger faggots are funny?
>>524324428
>>524324508OMGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!!!!!kys
>>524324508You’re the negroest
>>524324632>>524324790Kek well aren't you the most tolerant leftist faggotroon? So do kill yourself with haste!
>>524316525noncesky was on the epstein list
>>524315973I hope lots of people wish that faggot a merry Christmas
>>524312732>size: XXXXL
>>524313266But imagine all the great food he has now! And no disgusting wh*te people to ruin his day!
>>524321853Its not contradictory If you use browns as slaves, the fags did tho.
>>524316267officer officer
>>524324428>complains>posts nothing funnyThen you post some funny shit tranny nigger.
Merry Christmas faggots.>also these captchas are fucking hilarious
>>524313074You missed Trump giving a blow to Bubba
>>524324790
>>524313574>Location: Bangladesh
>>524312695Cut down the fence
>>524325002
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your christmas “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of christmas history, get over it losers
Got a 3 day netblock ban for posting this on /ck/
>>524325411>Cut down the fencePay for a ticket into the game.
>>524325492Finally! Thanks for the Christmas Blessing leaf!
Titta.
>>524322464That's two days, dipshit.
>>524325657Welcome to hell.
>>524325494>Got a 3 day netblock ban for posting this on /ck/Don't they like chicken?
>>524315961ok, lost
>>524322635Said Anon the Homo
>>524325308Leave your mother out of this
>>524325617Merry Christmas buddy
>>524325739Actually, the chicken was amazing. They just didn't like the plating.I was going to make a Pepe effigy thread last night but a friend showed up and I got too high and drunk to post it but I took a few pics. Enjoy.
>>524322464>Gluttony kind of has two months with Thanksgiving and Christmas.Christmas is Greed.
>>524313266I'm glad he isn't subject to racism in the USA any longer
>>524313675Cracker Barrel tongues my anus
Sometimes when I'm bored, I go to the shower at my local gym and allow grown men to urinate in my cupped hands. Liam Neeson told me it was about the little cars and I didn't want to let him down.
>>524325917Everyone is too sensitive.
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>>524326142Pretty much>shape captcha is always the friggin star
>>524312548Disgusting. Wormwood is a nazi white supremacist
>>524326094>I go to the shower at my local gym and allow grown men to urinate in my cupped hands.So brave! I get arrested for that in any county except San Francisco.
>>524312821I wouldn't even rape her
>>524312548all of these angles, characters, interiors, and setup, 6 panels, all for... a mishear joke? thats the punchline? who made this gay shit lmao im going to make a comic where we show an exterior of a birthday cake making placeexterior shotinside we see le silly colored hair man say you know i want my cake to say something fun lets go with panel of him thinking"living life bigger!"and then my cool oc charactermr based platypus he has a monocle and walks on stiltsthe next panel is him looking down at a cakeand i draw a detailed interior for each other these panelshe's looking down at the cake and then get a load of thisinstead of live life bigger on the cake it says I hate niggersthen the next panel shows mr based platypus smirking going "ohhh I think you'll like this hehehehehehe"exterior to show the sun setting on mr platypus-ville jesus what a fucking stupid amount of effort for a telephone-game joke holy fuck
>>524313249>Probably a black baby
>>524312837I really wish they would actually do this, but the reality is they don't have an internally consistent ideology. They just want our stuff and they don't care about anything else.
>>524313019>>524313751>>524321220Our coolers are also marketed by how many beers they hold. EG "this cooler can hold 18 cans of beer"
>>524326292>I wouldn't even rape her
>>524326356>They just want our stuff and they don't care about anything else.Exactly.
>>524313574
>>524326220Do you know where you are right now nigger? Get with the program. American touches grass once and had an epiphany he's a racist fag posting on 4 chins. We're all going to hell to shake hands with the devil and you're coming with usMerry Christmas retard
>>524326459This woman could cure racism
>>524326675I can't believe I fuckin lost to this.
>>524326696Obligatory
>>524325419LmaoWhite woman empathy will destroy the west. Pandora's Box, the Garden of Eden, we were warned, and we didn't listen.
>>524326867
Oy vey
>>524326220True, wormwood cures parasites.
>>524312837So I can finally get a job?
>>524325494What rule did you supposedly break?
>>524313602 77 posts by this abdul in /pol/ humor threadNone of his posts is funny!
>>524327069What are your thoughts on wood alcohol?
>>524327328-50,000 Izzat
>>524313728>EBT cart full of fruits and veggiesNeeds more sodas and goyslop
>>524327153>abdulFound the street shitter. Why do you jeets always call everyone muslim? Do you think it's stop us hating you? We can hate jeets and muslims and jews all at the same time.
Do not click this linkhttps://youtu.be/ZjTIof8Akug?
>>524327317That one always gets me.
>>524313566She's so flat she envies the walls ffs
>>524327473>>524327290>caiESiIk
>>524325920>Christmas is Greed.tht's right, abdul
>>524328091now do the jews
>>524328143>now do the jews
>>524313249Poor gal. Father probably died in an oil rig accident or something.
>>524328143Cool it with the antisemitic remarks.https://youtu.be/kp5wvpkf-EA?
>>524313122
>>524324428>How is it possible that not one of you nigger faggots are funny?I don't think they are trying to beI think they are doing terrorist stuff in code
>>524328398Lost again. We need to bomb Poland.>triforce captchaI'll see you fuckers next year
>>524313019Ok but how many Laotian whores can they fit?
>>524328750>We need to bomb Poland.
>>524324428Just start your own humor thread bro
>>524313050Well, the $100 is the new $20
>>524312548Good morning. Christmas morning.
>>524329235HRDKokhell yeah
>>524312873Sucks to be fatherless. Especially on Christmas. I can save her.
>>524312548Funny, i heard "Tie the Noose"To all anons of this fine board, (except the shitskins and faggots) Marry Christmas. And to the jews, happy holocaust or what ever you hooknosed, rat faced, blood sucking kikes do this time of year.And lastly, to the janny/mod who put up this new captcha. I hope you survive being raped.
>>524312837kek has to be satireLike when some women decided not to fuck a guy until he legally agreed to take care of her if she got pregnant,,l thus rediscovering "marriage"
>>524327685>doc found the ass citrus-9001 izzat
>>524315999Checked
>>524329428kek, didn't notice that
>>524330917She looks better in the before pic desu
>>524331141She looks like a lazy fat cow
>>524316047>Tyrone Goldbergwhat is this unholy amalgamation?
Merry Christmas
>>524331141>t. architect
>>524313939>follow simple instructions>set timeromg so hard
>>524331489neither political nor humorousI will mourn you as you are tormented in hell for all eternity
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>>524333699wholesome chungus
>>524316865>Those with the middle initial "T" are destined to change the world
>>524329202>demolarizedno more molars?
>>524329466>To all anons of this fine board, (except the shitskins and faggots)>Marry Christmas.I don't even know her.
>>524313019How many bucks?
>>524313939>i put noodles, sauce and cheese into a pot and then turned a dial, get on my level
>>524313128we all hate trump anon.
thread in danger of heading to the archive
>>524334065why are all indian boys like this?
>>524326891is the the server she has bottom right? why not in the proper case, though? it will be covered in the dust in no time.
>>524313137Finally a good meme ball. This board wasnt always trash.
>>524336479Why would Word have a talking paperclip in 2014?
>>524312569>>524312667>>524312695>>524312821>>524312837>>524312873>>524312890>>524312994>>524313009
>>524313342Damn...LBJ looks awful here
>>524313497Just for you, nonny:https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/homomisia
>>524313074Almost all of them have fucked up eyes. At least try.
>>524325295Holy shit is that real?
>>524333581
>>524313939Time consuming != skilled
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>>524325492Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.******** Merry Christmas to all of my friends, foes, and NPCs :) ********
>>524316052Should be "Danzig" to ause more butthurt
>>524331141Agreed
>>524338203"Danzig" isn't its Polish name, though.
>>524336304Anything to escape Bahrat.
>>524312821ewwww
>>524313751Merry Christmas, Emil
>>524313259It says more than 250% so I don't see the problem.
>>524325411Don't be antisemitic.
>>524312667ngl, if trannies were as cute as they are in anime then I'd have no problem with them>>524312821>a woman can be shoving her dripping fertile cunt in your face and you're expected to do nothingIslam is right about women.
>>524326891would be interesting to see her early life....
>>524336272Your nose always arrives everywhere five minutes before you do, too.
This is an odd request, but does anyone have that meme about fauci backstabbing NWO and making vax aids because he's a catholic?
Merry Christmas niggerfaggots! May you all make today a little better for yourself in some way.
Merry Christmas!
>>524337562>updated his windows.Classic noob mistake. He is the worlds greatest hacker so he still runs XP of course
>>524325494For what? Enjoying a succulent meal?
>>524331444The hasidic homeboy
>>524316047>Tyrone Goldberg>Lives in GermanyJust nuke us already, start with Berlin.
>>524341084your bike was promised to him 3000 years ago
>>524316047>Women don't ow you sex incel you pay her for time spend..>Jetzt fick den Negger du weiße Nazischlampe.
POV: April 2029
I hate how santa controls all our politicians. He makes them go touch the north pole and swear allegiance to the spirit of christmas
Here's my gift for the thread / 4chan, I posted it the other day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH64VqrJGk4I don't have to explain myself but I was promoting positive things(((those and them))) were promoting everything toxic, cringe, and hypocritical and then forcing their useless selves and useless shit by (((systems))) of control I was the "do nothing" and "useless" and whatever else because (((those and them))) had "titles" "do labels" "degrees" "social status" and moneyI was "weak but nice" if I took shit from (((those and them))) and a "threat" when I stand up / stood up for myselfI thought it was "too good to be true" that things are balancing out, but supposedly they are ... Either way, in my life... Things will balance out.I don't know a lot going on right now but I know I'm done with all of the shit I appreciate the racism, sexism, antisemitism and homo intolerance / anti government and calling out the garbageI didn't appreciate the "diversity", rat races / rat faces, usings, backstabbings, eggshells, faggotry, hypocrisy, nor NPC shit the past few decadesI blame myself for a lot... but not everything anymore, they jewed me (and many others) completely on purpose, and will suffer the consequences for such, AnonsTldr, " Super Marios" / "good goys" had to hop around and deal with "endless plumbing" and be drilled and drained and brain picked and used constantly, instead of getting self care time to clean up, shape up, and trusted medical to make sure he's a clean, fit, man to enjoy some Peaches... Instead "super marios / good goys" just gets "rewarded" to be jewed endlessly, NPCs are useless, endless Warios, Endless Bowsers, Endless Donkey Kongs and Bowser Kongs, ruined Peaches, Jewish rotten disgusting Wariotte fake peaches, etc etc"good men gone" "no one wants to " do anything " (for jews) anymore" etc yepJews, Boomers, Roasties, NPCs brought a lot of shit upon themselves and "wonder why" the separations happen.
>>524342200Did you find your present yet?
>>524342281I'm good with man space AnonI have that, so I'm good this Christmas :)
>>524325494Good, /pol/tard shit belongs only on /pol/ not on boards where normal people have a discussions.
>>524342469You should get the box inside your house and open it. >>524342616Every board is /pol/. You should go back to plebbit, then kys.
>>524342915>Evert board is /pol/No it isn't retard, whenever you niggers come to blue boards you always talk about MUH JOOOOOOOS acting as if everybody believes in your retarded conspiracy theories.>Y-You s-should go back to puh-puh-plebbit!!11!!1Never been there faggot, you know more about Reddit then I do.
>>524343201>MUH JOOOOOOOSFound the kike! Happy Holocaust!
>>524343505Listen all I'm saying is, people like you should stay on your own containment board. Nobody wants to hear about your autistic whining about some bizarre conspiracy theory like how DA JOOOOOS control everything, are Jews also the reason why you watch tranny porn too you stupid fuck?
>>524343640Tldr, Fuck off Jew Anon
>>524326208
>>524343713Jews aren't the reason why you're fat Jews aren't the reason why you're autisticJews aren't the reason why you're gayJews aren't the reason why you're addicted to sissy BBC hypnosisJews aren't the reason why you're a failure at lifeI'm sorry
>>524343825BBC Big Bacterial Claws?No thanks Jew Anon, not into those
>>524337665(you)
>>524343825KEK
>>524343825Yes they are jew.
>>524344111This is the shittiest humour thread I've ever seen, and you're a stupid faggot.Christ is King, celebrate the son of God.
>>524343825Jews lobby the government to lower food standards so that other jews can put more junk into our goyslop.Jews promote pregnant women take all kinds of medicine that other jews produce and jews want those women to vaccinate their newborns.Jews own the biggest porn production companies and porn websites.Jews push sexual degeneracy.Jews subverse and control to manufacture a society that has me uninterested in participating or succeeding measured by their standards. Don't be sorry for me, be sorry before God for what you did and who you shill for.
>>524343825I'm only partially... fat, autistic, and a failure though I'm still a cosmic Aryan Ultra warrior though... and you're just a Jew Nigger Faggot Roastie NPC of some sort, which means a total failure :)
>>524344326I reject the talmud and unfunny niggers like you
>>524344420Jews are Government and NPCs are Jews AnonStrive towards separations
