I’ve got some faggy family members coming over for Christmas. Lots of leftist retards and even a mixed race couple Any tips on how to fuck with them?
>>524321487Why don't you just have a good time with them for Christmas you miserable fuckwit?
>>524321487Today is supposed to be a day of happiness. Just be nice. Don't take their shit, but be nice and be glad that you have someone to share the holiday with.
>>524321487Make English faggots in the ovenTell them you need to put the faggots in the ovenMake gingerbread men and accidentally burn one batch
seriously?
And all the cockroaches in your mom's basement clapped
>>524321487Make sure you cook a Christmas Ham. Say something like "you are what you eat" and look at the coal burner women and her spawn>Son of Ham
>>524321514>>524321559And this is why the right loses
>>524321487Make a politically incorrect analogy in an otherwise friendly conversation. Always a classic. Like so: >That's like saying a man can be a woman!
>>524321487Have a white rabbit skin, then accidentally spill chocolate sauce on it.Just one drop.Say its ruined now
I have a negrospawn dyke coming over and my mom gave me $800 to be nice I put all the money in her stocking and am going to tell her sorry chairty is down the street
>>524321777*this is why the right are losers
>>524321487fuck them sexually, get laid, enjoy yourself, and stand by your convictions so long as you can logically defend it.That's what Chad would do but you're a chud who will just want to argue in the middle of dinner and ruin everyone's time.
Have seen with your own mom
>>524321487Make hot chocolate with milk.Melt chocolate into it.Put too much dark chocolate in or accidentally put in bakers chocolate.Say "Ahh, can't go back now its going to be a little bitter"
>>524321979God, that's the lamest shit ever, are you serious?
>>524321487Lead them into singing Christmas Carol'sStart with "White Christmas"Hold the "Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite" way too longSay you don't feel comfortable that we haven't changed the problematic lyrics to a less racially motivated politically correct versionSay there needs to be a "penultimate solution"
>>524321487>Lots of leftist retards and even a mixed race couplePlot twist: It's tankies and a WMAW couple, so /pol/ will approve.
>>524322131The joke is that the coal burners are secretly tainted forever and they ruined Christmas just like OP is ruining the pure white creamSomeone will suggest adding "white sugar" or more milkAnd then smile, cause they just admitted that things would be better if the drink was whiter
>>524321514Are you literally retarded? OP is literally asking how to make this a good time for him. Stop projecting you liberal wussy faggot
>>524322338Wow, you're so clever and based anon
>mixed race coupledon’t even acknowledge themif they try to force interaction just bluntly state you don’t support fake relationships that exist solely for the purpose of virtue signaling, you know there is no spiritual, emotional or physical attraction between them and the sooner they end it the better off everyone will beor go the other way with it and say niggers look like they’re made of poop LMAO
>>524321487>Family comes over to celebrate the birth of Christ>Oy vey they have different political opinion, how do I ruin their evening and estrange them for good?How about you hang yourself and leave the door open, Moshe? I'm sure that will ruin their hanukkah.
>>524322694Thank you.May you have a free based white Christmas too, Anon
>>524321487Just avoid talking to them and ignore them. Why do you need to make Christmas hard for your grandparents?
>>524322834Shitty family is worse then no family
>>524323390Impressive how the kikes have made every aspect of your shitty life about politics.I had a wonderful Christmas eve last night. I didn't mention how kikes are destroying us with sandniggers and they didn't mention orange man bad and le bad pootin. We had lots of presents for eachother and we enjoyed a lot of delicious food.Good times. Can't wait till next Christmas.
>>524321487just rage bait them if they get political and just keep asking pointed why questions they say you just dont get it and ask them to explain it so it makes more sense
>>524324148>All memeflags are obvious kikesIt never fails
>>524323927Guess what. While you think that, they resent you and want to genocide you
>>524321487Why would you even let people like that in your house?
>>524324943Sure Moshe, enjoy your miserable hatefilled hannukah party and don't stop kvetching
>>524321609burn the ones with really big lips
>>524321487Get the patriarch to uninvite them
>any tipsIf u dont have anything to say dont say anything at all. You're asking strangers for how to ragebait YOUR family. It's your people, you should know how to piss them off and ruin their good times by now. If you dont, you're a faggot, just like the rest of your family
>>524321487Just wear a MAGA hat and/or shirt so that they know to ignore you.No, you won’t be getting in any sick owns. Everybody’s tired of your type.
>>524321514>Why don't you just have a good time with them for ChristmasThat's the idea, you yellow-bellied, sap-sucking, killjoy.
>>524321487unironically, literally, just be yourself. unabashedly. if they dont like it then they can sit and spin. i’m serious. stop wearing the mask.
Ask them genuinely questions on how its going in things that obviously they wouldn't be going well. Make sure you mix in plenty of good natured questions as well so nobody becomes suspicious. If they're leftist retards all you will need to do to start a political argument around the table is just bring up something mildly recent orange man related and watch the show
>>524321487>inviting themWhy?
>>524321487dont. enjoy it for what it is because one day you wont have a christmas with anyone.
>>524328624Good
>>524327041Best advice ITT. No wonder italians make for good consiglieri.
