Jesus Christ is the savior of Sinners. Sources say that frens are winning bigly, as we can all be made right with almighty God and as an added bonus, the Holy Spirit can help us overcome our sinful habits of binge drinking and goonery.Eye witnesses confirm that this saving, or "salvation" as it is being called on the street, is a free gift which was paid in blood because of Jesus' own, seemingly infinite, love for you and me.Scholars confirm that all legitimate prophesies made prior to Christ have now been fulfilled, and any claim to the contrary is mere misinformation from entrenched religeous interests.Eye witnesses have also confirmed that the offer of salvation is made to any and all who will accept it, and once accepted can never be revoked even by the worst accusations of the devil.Again, Jesus came to seek and save the lost and the sinners, even the jannies and the shills!Followers can be noted for their cheerfulness, changed lives and habitual invocation of the phrase:>Merry Christmas!
rabbi yeshua was a jew. christmas is a jewish holiday. not political
>>524323146>beep boop>run humbug protocol>no Christmas cheer
>>524322842We go now to our man on the street, Mr Claus. What can you tell us?>well we've been waiting all year for this moment to celebrate the birth of the savior, and his gift to the whole of humanity, salvation from our sins.Mr Claus, have you accepted salvation from Jesus Christ?>yes I did, and life has really brightened up, i'm far less angry, worried or anxious, and i think that we're gonna make itbut i remember you said, some time ago, that it was over. Are you now claiming that we're back?>we're sooo back.But what about your enemies, and all the glowies and shills that want to ruin life for everyone?>I was worried about that, but it turns out I can pray for them, and and witness to them about Jesus, and that Jesus can save them too.Wait, so if you accept Jesus, you can become a fren?>yes, repentance to Jesus allows us to have forgiveness from him, and even among eachother.Wow, so repentence and salvation leads to peace on earth and good will to men?>that's right, anonMerry Christmas>Merry Christmas
>>524322842Merry Christmas anon.
>>524323684Scrooge was right.
>>524322842Based. Merry Christmas and God bless, anons!
>>524324379When he repented, affirmed Christ and kept Christmas?
>>524322842What is he saving us from?
why would a sinner save sinnerscouldnt even save himselfjews had to retcon that part in
Thanks jesus, i guess i'm gonna stay sinner and hw already got my backchristcucks can't stop taking Ls
>>524325331what jews call hell is the place jews arent allowed and where all the anti-semites and noticers gowhat jews call heaven is the place where all jews go, as well as everyone who joined them in a war against their own godsour heaven is their hell."hell was made for the inquisitive" - saint augustine
>>524325269>no no goy, us jews wuz the good guys and dat jesus was abductin kids>yeah, now it's just us dat kidnaps kids, but back den we wuz against it>so we had jesus arrested and crucified, den we wrote de story so dat he was a good guy and we was child trafficking bad guys and we wrote in dat the romans was the good guys too>den we wrote the bible to say dat we jews are the divinely designated bad guys for the rest of time>den we spent de nex 2000 years trafficking children and poisoning goys and being hated and persecuited>pretty shrewd, eh?
https://files.catbox.moe/v2yqq6.pdf
>>524325269>let me misinterpret that single sentence in Mark, that will show those christianstragic
