>2025 years since God impregnated a teenage girl without her consent
>>524323556>Teenage girlNo such thing in antiquity. People went from being considered children to adults at 15/16 years old.
>>524323556And he made us in his imageSo get out there and multiply
>>524323556Many such cases!
>>524323630But Christians say sex is bad.
>>524323556They didnt have sex, she mysteriously just got pregnant
>>524323556Whoever wrote this, u are hilarious.I want to take a portrait of Jesus and dunk it in piss.Imagine the utopia the world would be without Jesus. All our races/diversity would exist 1000 years into the future. Women would be forced to have 2.2 babies each, against their will.
>>524323556Jimmy Savile used to celebrate Christmas by visiting his local orphanage and attempting to impregnate young girls without their consent.Merry Christmas!
>>524323556no wonder Trump is based
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>>524323724She was a 12yo child who was raped by a Roman soldier and made up a fantastical backstory to explain her rape baby so she wouldn’t be executed by public stoning for her infidelity. Everyone back then was double-digit IQ and ultra-superstitious so they not only believed that shit but also murdered a bunch of toddlers a couple years later to try and kill god.
>>524323968based truth pillerinb4 muh talmud
Jewish nonsenseIt’s the one day per year you guys literally don’t matter at all besides Easter and you rats literally can’t take it lmao
>>524323556Jehovah is demonstrably a Nazi and a pedophile
>>524324509the fascist tribal deity of Israel is *not* God
>>524323724The Archangel Gabriel impregnated her.
>>524323556Yeah that's crazy man, how does that even work? I mean apparently he wasn't even using a condom.
>>524323556Op is a feminist. 1pbtid ragebait thread.
>>524323556So god was a jeet... hmm... well he is a sandnigger, checks out.
>>524323556It's too simple. God fucked his own 13 year old mother to give birth to himself according to the bible
>>524323968despite this, whites have yet to find as effective a mythology to control the proles with in 2025 years
>>524326852>muh control of the massesthe pantheon exacted true justice over the entire world, dont pretend to understand master morality you fucking subhuman
>>524323556>>524323670>>524323685>>524323724>>524323770>>524323772>>524323933>>524323968kikes stay seethingenjoy hell you inbred fucks
>>524323556its ok if chad does it
>>524323556God can impregnate me anytime.
>>524323556>every religion is pedophilic pretty concerning when you think about it
>>524323556Technically, it was parthenogenesis not impregnation.
>>524323556>2025 years since a demented pirate troon bought a baby from the three wise baby sellersEvidence: What homos are like present day.
>>524323621>people went from being 12 to 20 years old in antiquity
