Post how your Christmas is going and flex your gifts
>>524323750going greatgot mobile internet for a year a homemade salat from a friend new house shoes and a bike pump
>>524323750I just woke up. Should I go to my parents or stay at my apartment alone shitposting, drinking booze and listening to Christmas music?
>>524323750Merry Christmas everyone. God bless you all, good tidings of great joy to all, peace on earth and good will towards men. Glory to God in the highest. Did ya get anything good for Christmas Leaf? My mom got me a sweater. Looks and feels like an old carpet, smells like an old book store, has a nice piece of leather on the zipper with Celtic knot pattern engraved on it, can’t figure out why someone would make this thing or why my mom decided to buy it. But I like it, I said I’d take pictures of it so I did
>>524323750Merry Christmas, lads. Kids all finished opening their presents. Got them all video games that they'd enjoy but they havent touched them, more interested in playing with real toys and lego sets. The present I received was validation that I am raising them well. Christ is King!
>>524323945Depends on how much you love your parents
>>524323750My dog chillin
>>524324786He obviously doesn’t love his parents very much, he’s drinking alcohol alone on Christmas Day listening to the version of the 12 days of Christmas where the guy sings about getting 5 gold cock rings and 3 French fags
>>524323750It's good. Santa got me a dashcam which is good since I deliver pizzas for work. Having a black coffee and a ciggy. Comfy
>>524323750Kinda weird. For the last 12 hours it's seemed like a celebration of aggression, hatred and ugliness. I like it.
>>524324499tripfag kys
>>524324987Thank you for doing it. I'm eating delivery right now from yesterday. Is it bad I answered the door without a shirt? I was drunk and forgot. All I had on was a towel. I tipped him almost 50% though.
Merry Christmas!!!It is going a solid okay.Nothing particular to speak of, but hte kids did okay.Discussing the war on Christmas here...>>524324865
>>524325119>I tipped him almost 50% though.That's a fantastic tip. I wouldn't care about whatever you're wearing personally
>>524325010Merry Christmas to you too anon, sounds like your mom didn’t get you the new steamdeck you wanted. You can take out your anger on me.
>>524324499It's not that bad anon.Merry Christmas.
>>524325119>Is it bad I answered the door without a shirt?Depends on whether or not you're missing a Y chromosome
2nd christmas since her and I separated after 12 years. She kept the house, but bought me out. This was july 2024. Christmas is seriously not the same anymore. It's been pretty rough this christmas. Worse than last year. Merry Christmas, anons. appreciate people you have around you that love you and want to be with you.
>>524325119Tip me 50% and you can answer the door naked for all I care.
>>524323750Happy Holidays
>>524325253Thanks anon, my mom would appreciate you saying something nice about the sweater she picked. I hope you have a blessed Christmas.
Merry Christmas frens Going to my cousins and we'll do a gift swap game. I bought wireless beats headphones on sales. Someone is going to be happy to get that gift
Christmas has been dead to me since I was 15. No reason to celebrate anything in this world anymore.
My son changed up plans last minute, so he'll be here tomorrow. Opened gifts with my wife and daughter.Currently chopping veggies and about to sear the roast, then load everything up in the dutch oven.Merry Christmas anons.
>>524324957Im actually listening to the South Park Christmas classics soundtrack
>>524323750It's banned here.
>>524325685This was always my favorite Christmas song. The dance move Scott does when the wall of noise comes in from the guitars. Swear I practiced that little shuffle for years. Still no one compares to the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=m17wsyRM0mE
>>524325896Scott was an excellent front man, patterned his style after bowie, just less gay.>triforce was my captcha:)
Im here with my family. That's all that matters.
Happy HolidaysHappy CelebrationsHappy Festivities
merry christ mass frens
>>524324644That's great that kids still enjoy real toys.
>>524323945Watch this video then go visit your parents.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu6K464Jlg
>>524327665I don’t like to compare artists that have made it to the pinnacle. You don’t get that big without having something different to offer. I do know what you’re saying though, I also heard a cover of him singing Break on Through to the other side by the doors with the doors and I thought vocally he could be compared to Jim Morrison. The truth is that Scott was the one in a million, gifts like that come from God. I do wonder if he started to realize that in his last couple years on this mortal coil
Never ignore Merry Christmas posts.Always reply to Merry Christmas posters.Always bump Merry Christmas threads.
>>524323750Relaxing had good lunch & later I am gonna have a good drink.
>>524325580is the wife's boyfriend coming too?
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>>524323750Merry Christmas everyone! Just woke up 30 miss ago and I am ready to help my mom cooking the appetizers for my birthday! It's today! I'm having wings platter from Publix, mozzarella sticks, spinach dip, and bana pudding for dessert. I'm gonna eat until im full and probably gonna play Left 4 Dead 2 afterwards lol. I hope everyone has a good day!
>>524328584I’d say maybe that anon could cancel searing his roast but the sear you tried to put on that roast just will not do for a Holiday slab of beef in America.
>>524324936Max comf, nice doggo
>>524323750My folks got me diabetic socks. I dont have diabetes but the socks are made to not restrict circulation so they're extra comfy.
>>524329105There is nothing in this world worse than worse than loose socks. I’m literally sitting here trying my hardest to think of something worse than loose socks. My mind immediately went to hitler. I said no, loose socks. Now my mind is scrambling trying to think of something worse than loose socks.
Drank eggnog with Maker's Mark last night. Expressed gratitude to the Creator of all things.
>>524328205You should check this out.https://share.google/images/H8uV4bLr4yxihAuZO
>>524329447Wet loose socks with a bit of sand between your toes
>>524328584Really anon?In front of my roast?
>>524329793Why would you ever end up with wet loose socks and sand between your toes? Like your feet got sandy and wet and you put wet socks on? That sounds miserable. One or the other though and I bet you wouldn’t have cried for more than 20 minutes max instead of the whole walk home from the shore
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>>524329889That was a pretty good one anon, I’m glad you came back with more lore about the holiday roast. She looks like a fine roast. Hope you have a Merry Christmas. Thank you for the laugh
>>524330071It's just a wiki leak to the collaboration album stoned immaculate, a very good 90s doors cover album. STP does a couple bangers.Stoned Immaculate: The Music of The Doors - Wikipedia https://share.google/a8H3ktjjmpQmkHPwo
>>524330829Oh word, was that the collaboration he did with the doors? I’ve heard it, definitely was quality. I referenced the Break on through to other side because I felt like he really shined on that one. I think you’d struggle to find something by Stone Temple Pilots I haven’t heard, listened to some of Scott’s solo material too. He used to play in Atlantic City legit like every year after Stone Temple Pilots broke up, always kinda hoped I’d be down there and catch him one time. Ever been to Atlantic City?
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>>524323750Managed to survive meeting up with my family without killing myself right after getting home, now I don't have to see them again for a year, thank fuck.I hate Christmas and the holiday season in general so much it is unreal.
>>524331140Never been to Atlantic city, but I've caught STP several times, and once on his solo tour. Always a good show.The thank you album originally had a DVD with it when released, lots of cool obscure stuff on it as well.
>>524323750>getting divorced>wife won't let me see the kids>no presentscould be worse
>>524323848very euro
>>524323750Merry Christmas my fello frens! I got socks and underwear and a new electric shaver (the mid tier Norelco, those more expensive models suck balls), and a new blender with snap on case, plus a cracker barrel gift card and some sweets. Hope all you guys are having a nice Christmas! I'm just sitting back smoking a doobie and watching some old horror movies. Remember when Christmas time with old ghost stories and stuff? They were more fun!
>>524323750Me and everyone I know have been laid off just before the holidays.Golden Age!
>>524331619Never knew about this, after my Christmas dinner I’m going to put my headphones on and light up a smoke and turn it on. Merry Christmas Anon, kind of surprised you saw Stone temple pilots that many times! That’s awesome, kinda jealous. I grew up listening to them. I remember buying their No 4 album when I was on vacation at the shore. In 1999 when that album came out I would’ve been ten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=-8H7UgPxgy0
Merry Christmas.
>>524331751Tell us about it about it anon
Got a copy of Deathsport and a fancy chess set
I got a months worth of sardines for christmas
no one wished me merry christmas
>>524334717We didn’t forget about you fren, Merry Christmas Charlie Brown
>>524331751how is that possible, can the bitch do that? or were you violent or something?
>>524331532Why did you go at all?
>>524323750My presents were absolute dogshit this year, like not even worth opening tier, but i'm still happy becuz this year i've been eating gud so for once i was able to afford really nice gifts to my parents/siblings : brand new laptop, smartphone, gold coins, Hermes silk scarf..
>>524334717Merry christmas green nigga
BUMPING FOR THE HOLIDAY
>>524336023Out of politeness. They don't realize they're shitty people, so it kind of feels unjustified when I avoid them, in a fucked up mental gymnastics kind of way.And also it is easier to pretend for a day and gtfo, than it would be to listen to them giving me shit about it forever.
>>524329102Ty
Santa visited me last night.He told me he knew if I was naughty or nice, and I asked, “How?”He whipped out his phallacious wand and covered me with snow, but it didn’t taste like snow. I started making snow angels in bed, and he laid down next to me and whispered something I’ll never forget.“God hates fags. God is a fag. God hates himself. Buy a bongo.”I’m really not sure what to make of this interaction. Did Santa just rape me?
Merry christmas
>>524323750Merry Christmas!! Gonna eat now
>>524342765Sorry
>>524334717Happy festivus
>>524334261>>524336003>get married>have kids>wife leaves because i worked nights>quit job look after kids>files for divorce for unreasonable behavior>her life sucked, came back>im an idiot and let her back>got job back>had two more kids>wifes gets fed up for working and staying up late to take care of baby>wants me to leave>i leave>files for divorce saying i abused her>judge rejects the divorce saying its bullshit basically, file no fault divorce>found out she spends way too much time with her friends husband>ask if she is having an affair, doesn't really give a clear answer, rejects all the evidence>get mad and ask why i can't come over on Christmas day (wanted me to come over boxing day)>im going out, before she said friends are coming over>i leave>sends me a text not to bother coming over>basically say fuck you thenmerry Christmas everyone
>>524323750I got a new gaymer chair and 200 euro
>flex giftsi had a heap of food with muh fambly and too many beers. good times.
>>524332280well anon, i really hope this shaver won't suck your balls.merry christmas!
>>524325010>tripfagnewfag kys
Man I love Christmas.
>>524325328I relate. My second Christmas alone but I get by. I'm better as a person in every way but I still feel somewhat hollow. Oh well next year will be better
>>524328401This kills the shark... Sadge
>>524323750Nigger
>>524324936Very adorable
>>524334717Marry Christmas Anon! HH. No, not happy holiday. Heil Hitler :) ps. I hope who ever is behind this captcha, gets raped. But survives. it literally doesn't fucking work
>>524323750Pretty good Christmas, frens. Had french toast bake, sausage, and lots of bacon. Got 250 12GA Federal FliteControl (9 pellet but whatever) and Meditations by Marcus Aurelias. Hope you all ate well, god cool gifts, and cherished the day with loved ones
>>524346867Ty
>>524323750Cooked all morning and had about 20 family members over - smoked a 20 lb prime rib and there’s maybe 3 left. Beeftacular. Waiting to open presents till the whole family leaves. Hope you guys are feeling the Christmas cheer. Love you all.
>>524324936That place looks cozy
>>524328401Thank you anon, /MCG/
>>524328532Sounds good, make sure to keep the bar cage doors locked, there’s “diverse reverse Santa’s” running around
>>524334717Merry Christmas fren! And I just said a prayer for you to have a great Christmas so something’s gonna happen
>>524351521Merry Christmas, leaf. Having a good one eh?
>>524323750Merry Christmas, anon. posting my tree for the last time this year
>>524354371and the aftermath>>524334717Merry Christmas, anon!
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>>524331751Dang, find yourself a better lawyer. Godspeed, bong fag.
merry christmas frens.christmas gift if you want it:>>524352610