Every family has this uncle who shows up at the X-Mas and Easter table and starts ranting like it's /pol/ from 2009 and the rest of the table has to tolerate him.He's usually an alcoholic and unmarried and always start the shitposting with "let me sit with the youth over here". Then starts telling you stories that never happened from his past, how he was the most respected man in his friend group and all the girls were chasing him. When it's time for politics, he will always say that the dictatorship fixed the country and built roads.Well, how do you cope with his ranting ass? Sometimes I think the only reason he exists is for the holiday feast
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>>524335975I take him to the gym so he can learn to body slam jews with full power
Killing my buzz unc. Pass the liverwurst.
>>524335975Forget politics, how the fuck do people cope with sitting so close to each other while eating like that?
>>524335975well, anon, I regret to inform you that I'm that uncle now
>>524336302Same but instead of lying and telling people I was cool back in the day, they all know I was fat and autistic then became the cool, muscular dude before them now.
>>524335975I never knew that Greece had a dictatorshipVery interstingJust searched, from 1967/1974, we had from 1964 to 1984
>>524336086aka le silly strawman
I'll probably never do a round the table dinner for lots of fags, but if I ever did, I'd only allow random conversation. No work, politics, religion, relationships. If you want to talk about your new car, where you're going on holiday, or the tiles in your bathroom then you better have something interesting to say about them
>>524335975I always ask such people why they sound upset irritated and if everything is okayinstantly makes them introspect and shut up
>>524335975My uncle lives in Chattanooga and I haven't seen him in years because my mom and him hate each other. My dad has no siblings.
>>524335975>How do you cope with your right winger uncle at the X-mas table?>"let me sit with the youth over here"Since I'm old enough to post here, he isn't my problem.
>>524335975I am that Uncle
A lesbian posted this
>>524335975> winger!Fuck beavis. Go back to yiddit, faggot.
>>524336787the joke here is that greeks from island of lesbos are called lesbians and thus OP is a lesbian
>>524335975Kek,I would be the right wing uncle. Except my stories are real, everyone respects me, and the girls do want me.>>524336197based bong.
>>524335975I'm this uncle and my 2 brothers are too.
>>524335975Stop being a faggot or I'm taking all your funko pops to goodwill.
>>524335975>How do you tolerate your racist uncle>He's usually an alcoholic and unmarried and always start the shitpostingThat's me bozo. I'm your uncle. Stop talking shit about me behind my back and come spit your opinion to my face if you got any balls left, faggot nephew
