thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsyUa63NM1Enews:if jesus was alive today he would be a brown refugee from palestine much like st george was literly from turkey. fact.
He's a good la
Anyone else getting some weird 4chan adverts/banners on the catalogue?
>>524339759>not using an adblockerN G M I
>>524339759It's certainly easier to digest all this horrible news when Sophia Wenzler is the one delivering it
>>524340234Ahhh Sophia, my wife.
>>524340234You wouldn't even know what to do with a girl like that you shrimp dicked faggot. Leave it out.
>>524340083ublock origin master race reporting in
>>524339759I would disable the top banner if I knew how because some (most) of the memes are stale but the usual catch all [*] of elements under a certain path doesn't catch it for me
Post josh's doom mods
>>524340485add this line to "My filters" in ublock origin:boards.4chan.org##[id="bannerCnt"]
>>524340234she would give your son's absolute chad tier genetics
>>524340581THANK YOU MR PANSAAR FOR OPENING YOUR RESTAURANT ON CHRISTMAS DAY
>>524340699Thank you, you're a godsend
>>524340581Even I made lamb with mint sauce in the middle of the Mountain West, I can't believe how people surrounded by thousands of years of ancestral history can throw away their native culture to one of the most repulsive races on the planet no less.
>>524341012You'd be safer sticking your willy in a rats nest in that building than sticking it up her clunge
>>524341012Idk, but I agree, we should really dump christfaggotry and return to White religions.
just had sex
>>524341151[X]
>>524340234i think i love her. her jawline is the same as mine when i wasn't a hamplanet
>>524341151post the doom mods you were psyoping me with like 3 years ago? The names of them were interesting
>>524341151I don't believe you
>>524340326The face she makes when she's desperate for one of your cigarettes
>>524341277it's the face she makes when she's summoning your cock and is about to inhale it.
>>524341277Now this is interesting.
>>524340581I would unironically much rather go and have an Indian on Christmas Day, instead of the same shit that we do every year: spend hours cooking the same turkey meal
>>524341151Sosban staying over for xmas?LMFAO
Thoughts on Jimmy Kimmel's Christmas address?https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2025/dec/25/jimmy-kimmel-christmas-message-trump
>>524341745kek done him.Actually the first time I've laughed at anything you've ever said boggy.gg you smelly little gypsy
>>524341151anyone else involved?
Xmas meals could do with a bit of jollof to spice things up
>>524341801Not even me you retarded little shitskin kek Also I would've said his grandpa
>>524341694Ey up piers la, my uncle with dementia saw you in an airport a few months ago and he knew he recognised you but didn't know where from and you were very cordial to him
>>524341842>Also I would've said his grandpalmfaoOk that would have been funny too.gg you smelly little gypsy.
Regime spastics going all in on AI and brownoids
>>524341908Whiter than you jeet
>>524341801Not even him you retarded little shit skin
>>524341929hadn't noticed
>>524341929>I can't engage in that kind of language. If you'd like to talk about AI, technology, or anything else in a respectful and thoughtful way, I'm happy to dive into those discussions. Let me know how you'd like to continue!
>>524341012Fuck off JaQuantaevaeondrious
>>524341694Christmas is literally one day a year. You can have curry every single other day if you want.
>>524341775going by the pic r*ddit would love itno wonder this cunt's ratings are bombing
>>524341878Not Piers of course. I just like going for a good curry.
>>524342054>You HAVE to have a roast meal on Christmas because... you just DO, okay?
>>524342096you own this general like your grandpa owns your ass
>>524342134weak
Middleaged virgin xmas melty has begun
Deano having his last Christmas curry before he gets drafted for the war and becomes a blind amputee while defending paki nonces in Ukraine.
>>524341775>tyranny and fascism are booming over here>which is why I work for the free press>trump must be avoided at all costs, he will destroy the world>give us 3 years and we'll be back to normal
>>524342111Eat the fucking turkey.
Kenyans make the best supermarket security guards cos they don't celebrate Christmas
>>524342096you probably just watched someone else have sex and are trying to creep them out on here fucking glowie pervert
>>524342096Nope, 2 lies in one post. No female would go near you, not even a crack whore.>>524342111Called Tradition, just like the nonce lying about having sex out of lonely cope.
>>524342373How were they refugees?
>>524341745lmaopoor lil floppo with his low t limpet
Here are ghislaines tits, merry Christmas
>>524342373>restricted repliesHe knows it's a bullshit analogy
>>524340234what do jews do during Christmas? enter a cocoon?
>>524342540American yids apparently eat Chinese food.
My chrimby dindins was so good it made me time travelI went back for seconds
corr blimey guvna av been buggered up me erse i av
I tried my annual boomer nightmare call to Spain I got "Cambodia is deeply committed to peace and international friendship" in Khmer and English. Then the line drops.Shrodinger's mum..is she dead or alive?.. Ideally dead, and next time I call a nice lady with a Spanish accent says it's all.sorted and here's a cheque from the estate sale proceeds.
Had wild boar - it stunk the house out when roasting.
>>524340581enjoy your oil saturated belly bloating food you fat retards
>>524342014>doesn't like white people following white cultureYou sound like a Jew.
>>524342872I WOULD TRADE YOU!
cant do nowt about dat paki rape treacle, me gets me mortgage t'pay luv
YohohoMerry glowmas
>>524342476They were homeless citizens. If I had to return to to the UK to be counted in a census (or possibly pick up a bank card and renew my driving license), and there was no room at the Travelodge (because it was full of rapey brown men with tattoos) I might have to sleep in a manger too. I'm not saying I am Jesus. That's for others
do you think I can get a cheap Christmas tree tomorrow, or should I wait until the new year.
>>524343139shalom
Chicken Pakora Nationalism
>>524343166my parents didn't bother with Christmas since me and brother became adults, and they threw out the old one years ago.I miss it now and wonder if I should buy a new one, just for my room.but I missed it so I'll do it for next year.
>>524343071sick of it
wheres the song that usually comes up when you open 4chan on christmas. i want me song now
Toiling 6-6 for 6, starting tomorrow. Shoot me
We should incorporate jollof into our Christmas tradition
>>524342428>traditionAnimism used to be tradition but we don't do that anymore. Burning people at the stake for witchcraft used to be tradition, but not anymore.
>>524343310
>>524343378996 is superior. You start at a more optimal time for productivity. Ask your boss if you can start your shifts at 9AM instead,
>>524343382More a paan fan meself
>>524343310With death comes beautySo theres another one for you
>>524343399Burning witches might be a good idea.
>>524341694you exude indian stink from your body and into everything you're in contact with constantly
>>524343417another entry for the "shit gimmick memes of 2025"
>>524343603Hundreds of millions of people work 996 in China. This is why the west is being left behind.
>>524343661
>>524343399You just sound like a contrarian o.d.d. cunt and homo who spent all day watching police audit vids on youtube
the gimmick of "picking the worst gimmick of the year" is the worst gimmick imo.
>>524343642oh dear why dont you go join the chinks and slow them down for us lad?
>>524343422https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFZvE5tTvm8
>>524343826
just had sex again
TKD
>>524344022Your grandad visiting for xmas is he?
>>524344035how many muslims,african and indians should we accept this christmas mr starmer!! please tell us!!!
I miss her lads
>>524343817My experience with Chinese who had moved here, gotten every unfair advantage over the native whites in this Jewish-run system, and then refused to even give young whites a job put me over the edge and made me a national socialist. The state should exist to protect the race and give its workers a high quality of life. Any foreign threat, it should terminate with extreme prejudice.
>>524344161Farage is still alive tho?
>>524344035Makes him look a bit too much like the old Davros from before RTD un-disabled him.
>>524343826>the restaurant remains openI don't know how to feel about this addition.
>>524344256https://youtu.be/V2FToyZil3I
>>524344236>nein! ich vated mousetrap unt hai karate! Gerbils, throw ziz man in treblinka
>>524343596I don't have a curry that often lad. And even when I have a curry, I sincerely doubt it changes my smell to any noticeable degree
>>524344022Swapped the lid of your mums urn with the cap of a fleshlight?
https://xcancel.com/NiohBerg/status/2004152490149949524#m>British convert in Mecca sees a "Happy holidays" sign and is furious about it. >He tries to complain to local Saudi security and they laugh at him for being such a fanatical dork.ginger
sad little man forever alone Grim
I don't know why I find it so hard to function. I can't focus for shit at work. I just don't give a shit
>busy all day>check archives for a laugh>boggo seethingkekimagine spending christmas day on 4chan
>>524344517The entire shopping centre is haram.
>>524344098>>524344513lmao
>>524339601with 4chan remaining unblocked in the UK, chances are that 4chan outlasts Keir Starmer still remain favourable merry christmas you slow news day cunts
night lads
I had too much christmas pudding and brandy sauce bros...
>>524345442Goodnight.
>>524345449I've still got a Christmas pudding left from last year, I couldn't face it after dinner.
Still fucking seething about Channel 4 showing adverts during The Snowman.
>>524345640Hope you're up to date with your TV licence payments goy
>>524345640>Walking in The Air shortly followed by a Nandos advertisement
>>524345640The Snowman is no longer culturally relevant. It hasn't snowed at Christmas in decades.
>>524345811Manmade global boiling innit
me mum died in the hollyshe took the trollyhow can you be jolly?billions must be sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYyhrZc-f9M
>>524345877we've been sorryit didn't work
The fucking utter state of this thread
>>524345995crimbo laaaaaaa(d) lots of frens on sleepytime rn
they're seethingam seedingkek
is anybody else just a little bit disappointed 4chan actually didn't get banned?
>>524346231it still might, gov is just slow to get orders passed through to ISPs
>>524346231Early days, yet.
>>524346311>>524346322true, trueI got myself well hyped up for it though, last time 4chan was down, actually kind of a good time in my life
>>524346322>>524346311>Josh can still post on the proxyhe won
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=claim+asylum+uklollmao
>>52434599550% off North Face jackets at John Lewis. Cor!https://www.johnlewis.com/search/reduced-to-clear/_/N-1yzwd58?search-term=north%20face
>>524346513he'll be the last bong binging away, he'll be our ambassador from the dark
Starting new Christmas tradition
>>524346513>the only bri'ish people left on /pol/ after 4chan finally gets banned here will be the absolute worst ones
poor floppo never had sex kek
>>524346652
>>524341775>Channel 4 Alternative MessageComplete bollocks as usual
>President Donald Trump has said the US launched a "powerful and deadly strike" against the Islamic State (IS) group in north-western Nigeria.>In a post on Truth Social, the US president described IS as " terrorist scum", accusing them of "targeting and viciously killing, primarily, innocent Christians".>He said the US military "executed numerous perfect strikes", without giving any further details. It is unclear what exactly targets were struck and when.does this count as an attack on the commonwealth
>>524346699Just as planned
nigger tits
first christmas without grandad, tried to tell nan about the jews but she flipped out and said how can i say that, obviously backed by mum. dads been watching youtube so thinks he is an expert on british history (till i played him 'I vow to thee my country) some racism against muslims and and others browns, but cannot get through to them about jews. any similar stories?
>>524347044Tell your dad to start watching Sargon.
>>524344256>Eddie, Tony Blair is a man>She's not she's not>She is she is
>>524346894About time
>>524347044Why even bother with them, respectfully
>>524347044take a day off maybe?
>>524347484i suppose you don't have a white family, we don't leave our own behind, akhmed.
Just 90-ish days until it starts feeling a little warmer outside, lads.
corr she's gone home now cos din dins with senpai tomorrowcan play some d2 now before bed kekballs emptybelly fullbed still smells of hergonna be supremely comfy tonighthope you're all comfy lads
>>524346894So they're just allowed to bomb terrorists anywhere?! What about International Law and the Rules-Based System?!Next thing you know, they'll be trying to bomb our honest, home-grown islamic terrorists.
>Starmer to push Britain into stricter net zero targets under EU deal>Prime Minister accused of ‘surrendering control’ of UK energy system to rejoin bloc’s electricity marketNice
>>524347821Many years of the same lies and no one is falling for it
>>524346894Bet Olukemi is happy with Trump taking out her ethnic enemies>>524347957We could be building nuclear plants but that doesn't dismantle the systems of oppression.
>Christmas sex larp Oh that's sad, so so sad, lmao
>>524340234I prefer the Geordie lass
had a curry earlierme arse stinks
cor fuck he's sent me home now what a nightmare came after 30 seconds and screamed "bazinga" asked if he could "savor me roast beef (your flaps)" fucking ew and mansplaining then started crying into a pillow for 15 minutes while occasionally making tiger soundsjust absolutely appalling. Some men deserve to be lonely
>>524348195>We could be building nuclear plantsthat was announced simultaneously to microsoft saying they're gonna build a bunch of AI data centres in the UKin other words we won't see any benefit on bills; all the energy production will be handed off to technocrats so jeets can continue making all our software worse
>>524347957Starmer is really testing everyone’s patience.
>>524349808bazingaaaaaaaa
thank god I was able to get some deliveroo tonight
For me it's GB News' resident latina hotshot Tatiana Sanchez
>>524350777Far too yankified. I prefer a skinhead girl.
watched the thing and introduced me mam to the childs doesn't have breath theory
>>524351529That’s nice. Shame you didn’t dodge that guy though.
>>524351615was it norris the dog infected? i think so
HE. WAS. DRINKING. KEROSENE.
>>524351763whoop whoop
>>524351851me mam wanted mccreedy to burn childs at the end of the film. i think she lacks intellectual nuance.
finna smoke crack
that said, i would burn childs at the end of the film
had a vision of myself turning into this dude and not the entertainment version
christmas melty right on cue keklil floppy gobbos droopy dreidel can't even satisfy his own hand lmao
we smokin crack tonight nigga
>>524352474No.
>>524352474yes
>>524352546>>524352564nigguhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNjzjyk6UwA
lil floppy gobbos droopy dreidel LMFAO
>>524352727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzDI3Td4p8
>>524352591Das right.
still creasing at lil floppy gobbos droopy dreidel
15 cans consumed, another 10 before bed.Can't believe other countries don't dedicate this holy day to a piss up.Cor.
>>52435332710 cans of what?
>>524353406DEENZ
>>524353406Guinness, need to head over to Ireland to try it as I hear it travels like shit. Maybe I'll get around to necking a pint over there in 2026.
>>524353168He’s literally me except no giraffe-necked gf ;(
>>524353406bibble chunks
morning lads hope you all had a christmas might have some more gammon
as an englishman i feel that we should simply get it over with and pay india the 44 trillion we owe them. it's time to heal old wounds
floppo mad kek
Imagine being such a loser that you can't get sex and resort to pretending you can.
>>524339601I had my half brother round with his 5th child from his 3rd woman who hasnt worked out hes a lying scumbag yet. Usually takes a year or two for the fatigue to start and then a few years trying to cope, then one trying to salvage their family till he decides he would rather complain on facebook about not seeing his children for that attention than actually spend time with his children. I dont think im jealous or owt but i really hate him. He also broke into my home on three occasions leading to me almost blinding him. Just iver a year ago i said he ahould be saving his money to go to court if he wants tk see his children so bad. The 3rd and 4th ones anyway but he said it costs too much, then turns up to my mothers for Christmas in a new overdrive rangerover. I fucking hate him and wish he fuck off
>>524354465closest he's got is watching 2 fat negroes and licking the fond off the sheets kek
https://youtu.be/N-PyWfVkjZc?si=EFClYyCEykjenjB2
https://youtu.be/T8ecsAI3FhY?si=cT6lt9QunwG_bgFH
>>524352591>>524352842Is that r bearman? Not heard of him or big narsty for ages.
merry christmas sosban <3
>>524354465>>524354618imagine seething at someone's larp at 3amkekno lifer
hi
>>524354866Hey there gobbo lonely boy no family LMFAO
EVERYONE GO TO BED RIGHT NOWYOU CANT BE AWAKE WHEN SANTA COMES
I've absolutely done him
>>524355102qrd?
>>524355691he's having a melty because I said I had sex kek
look at me i could never pass for a perfect lassor a perfect good lad could it beim not meant to play that part who is that nonce i seeseething back right at me when will my reflection showpoo man is inside
>>524355741What is it about your inability to get sex that riles the brinnies up so?
ahaI'm going to have sex tomorrow night as well22 yo single mum from wazzaez pznight brincels
https://youtu.be/Wt6T1wqRj_U?si=qDmCt0XEwQ_oAuDp
