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Santa visited me last night 12/25/25(Thu)15:58:39 No.524339630

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Santa visited me last night Anonymous (ID: BiIEKlWC) 12/25/25(Thu)15:58:39 No.524339630 Archived

He told me he knew if I was naughty or nice, and I asked, “How?”

He whipped out his phallacious wand and covered me with snow, but it didn’t taste like snow. I started making snow angels in bed, and he laid down next to me and whispered something I’ll never forget.

“God hates fags. God is a fag. God hates himself. Buy a bongo.”

I’m really not sure what to make of this interaction. Did Santa just rape me?

Anonymous (ID: L7u2HtCA)
12/25/25(Thu)16:19:55 No.524340693

Anonymous (ID: L7u2HtCA) 12/25/25(Thu)16:19:55 No.524340693

ok fag

Anonymous (ID: ywYalSf3)
12/25/25(Thu)16:23:52 No.524340880

Anonymous (ID: ywYalSf3) 12/25/25(Thu)16:23:52 No.524340880

>>524339630
Same but Santa was my dad and I was asleep

Anonymous (ID: /fc3w0ci)
12/25/25(Thu)16:24:20 No.524340900

Anonymous (ID: /fc3w0ci) 12/25/25(Thu)16:24:20 No.524340900

Bingo bango bongo I don't want to leave the Congo
Oh no no no no no

Anonymous (ID: xEB54Af7)
12/25/25(Thu)16:24:55 No.524340927

Anonymous (ID: xEB54Af7) 12/25/25(Thu)16:24:55 No.524340927

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>>524339630
Ok buddy, time for your medication.

Anonymous (ID: yEyeHb4l)
12/25/25(Thu)16:27:31 No.524341026

Anonymous (ID: yEyeHb4l) 12/25/25(Thu)16:27:31 No.524341026

>>524339630
Not your blog

Anonymous (ID: U9QqSV8M)
12/25/25(Thu)16:28:57 No.524341095

Anonymous (ID: U9QqSV8M) 12/25/25(Thu)16:28:57 No.524341095

>>524339630
Michael you cannot touch younger people like that

Anonymous (ID: X76kfuTJ)
12/25/25(Thu)16:31:49 No.524341227

Anonymous (ID: X76kfuTJ) 12/25/25(Thu)16:31:49 No.524341227

>>524340900
they hurry to vacation ground (What do they do, darling)
They swim and they fish, but that's what I do all year round
So bongo, bongo, bongo,

Anonymous (ID: BiIEKlWC)
12/25/25(Thu)17:04:30 No.524342568

Anonymous (ID: BiIEKlWC) 12/25/25(Thu)17:04:30 No.524342568

I miss him.

Anonymous (ID: BT5ZC/jH)
12/25/25(Thu)17:18:58 No.524343182

Anonymous (ID: BT5ZC/jH) 12/25/25(Thu)17:18:58 No.524343182

>>524339630
> Did Santa just rape me?

You ungrateful bastard

Anonymous (ID: 3UDMqUjr)
12/25/25(Thu)18:00:27 No.524344857

Anonymous (ID: 3UDMqUjr) 12/25/25(Thu)18:00:27 No.524344857

>>524339630
you are probably just gay

Anonymous (ID: m5KAFk67)
12/25/25(Thu)18:01:50 No.524344917

Anonymous (ID: m5KAFk67) 12/25/25(Thu)18:01:50 No.524344917

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>>524339630
>Santa visited me last night
Did he empty his sack?

Anonymous (ID: HY/qwFzF)
12/25/25(Thu)18:03:49 No.524345007

Anonymous (ID: HY/qwFzF) 12/25/25(Thu)18:03:49 No.524345007

>>524339630
Correct the jewish god is a fag