The baby isn't his.
>>524344280Yeah.As the story goes he accused her of being a whore and he was going to divorce her until an angel came to him and said that God fucked her so it's okay to be a cuck to God, it's okay when God cucks your wife.And also, another thing, while we are still on the topic, the Bible NEVER gives an age for Mary the mother of Christ, EVER. Just wanted to throw that out there that Mary's age is not given and she was likely an adult or in her 20s when Jesus was born.Muslims always say Mary was 12 when she gave birth but only the hadith says that, the Bible does NOT give an age for Mary so we can assume she was an adult lol.
>>524344280god had non consensual relations with mary (13)
>>524344389To be fair it's probably legit if some angel comes down to earth just to reassure you that wife didn't actually fuck a knicker.
>>524344280Roflmao, fuck Jesus. Jesus turns your country into a multicultural gay shithole like the uk. Jesus was a gay piece of shit and he was rightfully executed.
>>524344503Consent didn't exist back then, humanity wasn't gay.
>>524344280Mary you promiscuous ass bitch, doomed white boys to christcuckdom
>>524344538Lord Jesus have mercy on your soul. You will need.
Did Joseph die during the Bible? Why wasn't he at the crucifixion? Lol.
This makes complete sense to Christians
>>524344761He wanted the son of god to experience life as a human, to know what they felt so he could better understand them. It even says this in the scriptures.
>>524344944>He wanted the son of god to experience life as a humanwhy did he make him a jew then?
>>524344280*steadily yet shakily puts up his hand*I believe Jesus descended to Hell and became it's leader as was stated in the bible because through dying he made goyim worship literal cuckoldry and they murdered each other for the better part of 2000 years because of it.This meant even Satan was impressed by that level of pure evil and genius and therefor Jesus became ruler of both Heaven and Hell. Because it was clever, horrifying, brutal and quite frankly very fucking funny.
>>524344538your country has way more christians, which is why it's waaay gayer
>>524344280you are jewish
>>524345073So he knew what it felt like to be circumcised
>>524344944>so he could better understand themIsn't your god supposed to be all-knowing?
>>524345188which is a terrible thing to do. why didn't he speak out against circumcision of an infant?
>>524344389>the Bible does NOT give an age for Mary so we can assume she was an adultShe was resident of Roman Judea. According to both Roman and Jewish law at the time, a woman was eligible for marriage when she turned 12.
>>524344761God had to become human to be identified with our sin and die for us in our place on the cross so we could be spoken free.>>524344944God knows you better than you yourself, he has no issue understanding us.>>524345073every other human tribe wouldnt have killed him. gentiles threw themselves at Jesus feet during his life.the centurion, the lepers, the demoniac, the canaanite women. no gentile would have ever killed Jesus.even his apostles were misidentified as greek gods.
I mean that's a discussion worth havingAt first glance Joseph's position does seem close to cuckoldry. At the same time he got the opportunity to be a father figure to the incarnation of God himself. That's pretty impressive.
>>524345616>every other human tribe wouldnt have killed him. gentiles threw themselves at Jesus feet during his life.>the centurion, the lepers, the demoniac, the canaanite women. no gentile would have ever killed Jesus.>even his apostles were misidentified as greek gods.so you're saying god made him a jew so he can learn the pain from circumcision, how the jew thinks and experience betrayal resulting in torture and death?
>>524345901>God came down to earth for an experience
>>524344761You didn't read the Bible bro.The whole point of the Old Testament was God talking about how much He loves humans but then the humans do something horrible and it makes God feel ashamed so He torments them. And then one of the angels called Lucifer is mad that God forgives the humans so he tries to tempt them to disobey God out of jealously.The humans fail over and over again proving that humans are not worthy of forgiveness, until God sends down Himself as a human to prove that humans are redeemable and Jesus beats satan's temptations, and then he argues with an extremist group of Jews called Pharisees, who believed that a woman should be stoned to death for cheating on her husband, or a man should be killed for working on a Sunday. And Jesus/God tells the Pharisees they are interpreting His Law all wrong and they get into a big argument about it.And then one of Jesus' own students Judas gets mad at Jesus and accuses Him of being a hypocrite because He lets a woman spend a lot of money to put perfume on His feet. And Judas calls Jesus a hypocrite because he believes this contradicts Jesus' teachings about charity, when she could have spent the money on the poor instead of charity. So then Judas helps the Pharisees find Jesus and they arrest Him and they get the Romans involved (the biggest country in the world at the time), and the Pharisees keep rioting and protesting until the Romans agree to just kill Jesus to shut them up. And then an earthquake happens and lots of magic and Jesus is seen alive a few days after they killed Him and the Romans start freaking out and big Roman politicians started converting to Christianity because of it which is how the religion spread so much; the most powerful people in the most powerful country felt regret for killing Jesus and converted to His religion. Mary's age is never stated, but also it was prophesied that the virgin would give birth, so Jesus was born through a woman, also He was human and God. Lol.
>>524344944>to know what they felt so he could better understand themHe can just do this with his super magic though...
>>524345968he didn't, i know. non of it happened i'm just pointing out how absurd it all is
>>524346016you forgot to mention half of the old testament was god proclaiming his love for his "chosen people" and that they should cut the tips of their foreskin off as a symbolic contract between them. it's a story of how the jews came to be and listening off their lineage every fucking chapter
>>524346016You literally worship a Jew. Lmao
>>524344280He trusted the plan.
>>524344944Sounds like bullshit. God Creator needs to send himself on a mission to fuck a virgin so he can give birth to himself and get sacrificed for the sins of the creatures just to better understand the creatures he created 200,000 years ago.
>>524344761Retard, the Messiah is suppose to descend from the House of David. Mary was a Davidic princess. Even the Talmud says Mary was royalty.
It all sounds like astrological, allegorical shenanigans.
>>524344538Post nose.
>>524344538wow you're fucking stupid, but please keep posting retarded stuff. Everytime I laugh it helps the poo come.
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