>>524347643
>>524347643Lobster rots very quickly without refrigeration and rots relatively fast even with it so the robbers better find buyers for that much lobsters quickly.
>>524347708they're haunakkuh lobsters
How big of a truck are we talking? 400k in Costco-tier lobster sounds like a shit ton
>>524347742there is no intention to sell it. it's another "factory farm burns down" event
>>524347742There was no heist. There was no lobsters.
Eco fascists letting the buggers go?
>>524347748Trucks in America are designed to carry around 42 thousand pounds. I dont think you can even fit 42 thousand pounds of lobster in a trailer.
>>524347748Let's say $20 a pound, that's 20,000lbs.
>>524347865To where? They would need to rent a boat (a large one to carry that many lobsters), sail it to the middle of the ocean, and dump it all.
>>524347643Living things don't rot
I know for a fact jews were not behind this.
Just pay attention to a location having a HUGE ramp up of selling Old Bay seasoning.
>>524347643I'm allergic to lobster. Also lobster is not kosher so I didn't used to eat it.
>>524347742It says live lobsters. Plus its cold in the midwest right now.
>>524347928Meant for >>524347742
>>524348020The lobsters will still die very quickly without a proper habitat which I doubt that truck had.
>>524347643Has any garlic butter gone missing?
>>524347643I bet they were stolen and resold to shady restaurant chains for New Years Eve lobster dinners. Find the places on the east coast with lobster specials on NYE and chances are you will find the stolen Lobsters.
>>524347643Gawd dayum! Dey motherfuckers be crazy, das sum gud seafood boil rite der. Shieeet dey is be eating good tonight, y'all.
>>524347742They are alive, not dead.
>>524347878I don't even know how we ship live lobster but if it's going to Costco it MUST be by truck...
>>524347928Gangrene and necrosis are very real anon
>>524347643Anyone want some cheap lobster?
>>524348020they last on ice a maximum of a week and are considered inedible upon death if no cooked immediately. also, at the week mark there will certainly be many of them dead.>t. former lobstah stern man
Imagine the thieve's reaction. They probably thought they were stealing a truck full of tvs or computer components or designed shoes. And instead they open it up have thousands of live lobsters.
>Hijacked in Jerseyfoorrghet bout it
>>524348226This makes sense. But the hijack was in the midwest. Will it take less than a week to organize the sale and transport of the lobster to the east coast before the lobster dies and rots?
>>524347928>Living things don't rotI miss being young.
Screw Costco their SKUs are shit and they keep reducing them every year. Need a bulk discount store for FRESH PRODUCE MEAT and MILK with a lot more VARIETY
>>524348536sorry sweetie fresh milk and meat might make you illbetter buy the sale and pasteurized milk it's for you own good goy
>>524347643“It was Toretto Brian it was always Toretto”Fuck yeah truck heists like back in 2001. I hope they used Honda Civics with neons.
>>524348491Nah, it says they were bound for the Midwest, hijacked in Massachusetts.
>>524347643bullshit. probably some pajeet got arrested and costco doesnt know where the truck is. This sort of shit doesnt happen in america.
>>524348332the only thing that matters is they stole it from nigger loving, ebt-accepting Costco
>>524348862Yeah it does they made that documentary about it The Fast and The Furious
>>524347643I just purchased ten lobsters from the back of a truck for $100.
>>524347643PETA? ALF?
>>524347742When did they steal them you retard. Merry Christmas you greasy garlic butter wops.
>>524347893Cook it and package it.I guess you could just freeze them. Cook later.
