Apologize for not being chad!
his life is about as important as patrick bateman, non-existent.
>>524350134I dont know who’s gayer him for filming it or you for posting it or me for clicking this thread.
>>524350320I'm gayer than you, he or him.
>>524350134the fact the toast wasn't even toasted really got meFUCKING TOAST YOUR TOAST
>>524350585Your flag does check out so I do believe you could be right
>>524350713Yeah I felt the exact same way, uncivilized.
whats that toy in the end with the flashing lights
>>524350134>chadSo this queeb is a massage therapist? Must be living with one of his patients. Hahaha.
>>524350134Looks like high functioning insanity
>>524350134>covid cuck masklmao
>>524350134Such a modern fag. He loves gadgets. And gay sex.
>>524350134Gay guy alert.
>>524350134This is incredibly hollow and depressing for some reason. All this grind just to be a masseuse
>>524351428Prostate massager.
>>524351528When this guy gets a couple of kids (and I hope he does) he is in for a massive shock if he thinks he will be able to continue living that perfectly ordered and tidy lifestyle.
>>524350134That looks like the shittiest shower ever built, and we have electric death trap ones here.
>>524350134If a "pretty guy" is living a lavish life - I instantly assume he's selling his body and that it's temporary.Upper class financial crime world is full of fuglies. Who are also extremely bitter and sabotage anyone even remotely more attractive. Being pretty is a stigma for them. Unless, you're a trophy manwhore.
>>524351773Why does your people hook the electricity up to the shower?
>>524351798Most of the time it’s filters, surgery, or full-blown propaganda AI. Assuming they’re real people, they’re paid by Russia, China, Israel, or the US for psyops. For example, most of the prettyboy eboys are actually 30 year old men with Botox or behind filters, hence why they all look like exactly Billie Eilish. In reality, no influencer who looks 17 has a full sleeve tattoo and an adult neck stubble.
>>524350134apologize for not being a stoic
>>524350134What kind of man actually lives like this?This dude has issues
>>524351843It makes us more alert to dodge bullets, and it proves that we aren't jews every day.
>>524350134That's a faggot.
>>524350134
>>524350713He empties the crumb tray after every use. That is the worst crime of them all. You're supposed to wait until there are crumbs everywhere.
>>524350134I liked his toaster desu
only a closet faggot like op and his webm can make everyday tasks look faggy
>>524350134this is some unironic patrick bateman tier shiteweird and creepy
>>524350134Bet he's terrible in bed
>>524350134>touch screen toasterFuck this gay earth.
>>524352712I never empty the crumb tray. I hold the entire toaster over the sink and shake it out.
>>524350134>Baulders gate 3Nerd alert
>>524350134>0>0134>fucking jonathan
>>524350134> every appliance that should reduce his prep time actually increases it instead
>>524353114this
>>524350134What kind of fancy toaster is that?
>>524352938Hmm, interesting. So toasters are effected by gravity in Australia, but austrailians arent.
The touch screen toaster is so fucking gay, all modern appliances are
>>524350134CLEAN IT UP
>>524350134The most offensive thing in this entire video is his questionable taste in games
>>524350134>Look at muh smart gadgets after souless gadgets after plastic gadgets it's a gadget routing circle jerkOk
>>524355486no its definitely the obnoxious stopwatch
there is something strange here , like something not normal ? a person filming this video shows insecurity and seeking acceptance that he is lacking from his entourage , this kind of person seeks validation just like a women , he is not a chad , but a fake chad trying to show off as a real one , just the mere fact that he took time to edit this video to show us how perfect his little life is signals that this is indeed a faggot
>>524353114This is something that drives me insane with these bougie technocrat slaves. They have a gadget or an app for every little thing and they pretend it turns their life into a frictionless utopia. They don't ever show them spending thousands of dollars and wasting hours setting their smart microwave up or having to sweep anyway when their robot vacuum gets stuck and drains its battery. Purely performative.
>>524355785Perhaps his audience are (prospective) customers?
>>524350134american psycho wasn't supposed to be an instruction manual
>>524351450If he's offering "happy endings" on the side, he could be making bank off these femoids who chad chase (ie all of them).I know on the low end massage for 1 hour here is $60, and that is as low as I can get it. High end spa shit aimed at retarded foids gets up to $120-150 per hour or more, especially when it gets into niche treatments that require med cert. He just looks like normal massage, so he probably caps out at $150/hr. Which is a lot of words to say he makes more than my ass does as an engineer. Especially if he owns the spot and is his own business owner. Probably making bank as a chad in the massage space.
>>524350134That's an advertisement.
>>524355785This is probably a social media presence that advertises his massage service to women on social media. It kinda looks like he owns his own little massage clinic, where he can treat dumbass foids for LARGE sums of money. Whole point of this is to attract libshit women who like this type of garbage, so it feels weird to us.
>>524350134That is the gayest toaster i have ever seen
>>524351660He is a chad masseuse. He gets paid big bucks because all the girls want to get massage from him
>>524360470Yes. An advertisement to the lonely foids that want a guy like that to touch them. Because foids think touch = relationship.So silly.
>>524350134This shit got gayer by the second I was expecting the last scene to be him getting his ass gaped
>>524350134Lol I'm a finance manager for a large dealership and I have these same gadgets but have a wife and kids tooThe material stuff is cool, yeah, but I'd trade it all away for one week with my family
>>524350134what a disgusting life that guy has
>>524350134Is that fucking eye of round/sirloin tip?
>>524350134he cute but too much of a buyfag lmao
>>524350134That's not even paris, faggot; that's the suburbs.
>ITT: incels seething about Chad, envious of the high end lifestyleCope & seethe
>>524350134he gets a "grillage %"thats pretty based, wish i had technology that gave me a grillage % other than my eyes and brain
>>524350585I am Hermes, the Thrice Gayest. For I have the three parts of gayness.
>>524352938I just use the toaster until it's a bit cruddy and then I throw it out and buy a new one. Toasters are like $10 imagine spending a single second of your life cleaning toasters.
>>524355613No it's definitely the faggot mask.
>>524350134I bet some random low life drug dealer/"rapper" gets far more pussy than this guy.This guy lives basically what a male thinks should get pussy. Oranized, disciplined and neat.But women want fucking filth and chaos. They want an unstable loser who never workend and punches her in the face, then in a week comes back to her sobbing and asking her to come back. They want to get hate-fucked and spat on by a tall and/or famous dude
>>524350134Time to work out and time for hobbies, awesome, really, but what the fuck is with the gorillion meme gadgets? Somehow it makes the whole video come off as weirdly dystopian when it's clearly supposed to be bragging.
