There was before Christmas a "two packages of coffee for price of one" sale in multiple stores in FinlandBut there was a clever limit: one person can buy only two on one go. Of course you can repeately go in with two (put the previous ones in a car) and hope there are multiple cashiers in the store to avoid embarassment when buying more.However one relentless woman eventually spends 500 euros for her coffee packages, it required driving her car to various locations on the same day.https://www.iltalehti.fi/kotimaa/a/2de77df1-ef3c-456d-baa2-78b140538259Löfbergs commetned from Sweden that you can get 65 cups of coffee from one of their coffee powder pacages.With this in mind we can estimate the woman can have 6200 cups of coffee.
>>524354370She looks fat. Is the energy for chewing?
She'll be selling them in 6-months to hungover Finns for thrice the price.
>>524354370That's a lot of coffee
>>524354370gay
that's a Finnish woman? looks like a fat cops wife in philly
She will save money, which she can use on something else vs giving evil greedy corpses profit without much gain herself.She worked for.her money, she did not steal the product, she worked to obtain it by planing ahead, driving around and not breaking rules.
>>524354370she worked for it
>ywn buy Hockey-fu a coffeeFeels? Bad. Man.
>>524354370Hey man, she did something and she's proud of it. That's what being human is all about.
>>524354370when you are 0.05% chinese
Finn's drink something besides alcohol?
>>524354370That's enough coffee for about 10 months. Good for her
>>524354370>Kek
>>524354370>scalpers now scalping coffeethats treason
>>524354370Slut
I hope a nigger burns her alive
>>524354826Finns drink a superhuman amount of coffee anon.
does anyone have the jak with the nordic countries and coffee consumption?
>>524354370>the world is so shit people are treating coffee like nintendo wii's
>>524354961And this bitch too
>>524354370So went all around the country just to buy some discounted tea? Sounds like a lot of efforts to save few hundreds bux who will take a shit ton of space for years. Good for her but idk if it's news worthy.
>>524354370coffee's not a Great Idea for this, goes off rapid, especially preground, which that kinda looks like. The use-by dates are horseshit - its 'safe' to drink but it starts getting tasteless. Better with toilet roll, stored in a non-damp environment, of course.
>>524354461I think it's for laying on her ass while Somalians pillage her uterus
>>524354629>sorry goyim, but i didn't break any law, heh heh heh, i'm just taking advantage of my host's high trust society
>>524354370Coffee shrinks the brain.
>scalping food and children's toys is the new normalYep.
>>524354754That's the spirit!
>>524355034while the article doesnt say where she went I highly doubt she was driving hundreds of kilometersit is more likely she was driving 50-100km and starting from Helsinki, since there are 2 million people living within 100km radius of Helsinki and likewise a lot of shops concentrate on the same region
I don't drink coffee anymore because it makes my heart go vroom vroom
>>524354370Happy for her. Not exactly high trust though.
>>524355256told you not to get vaxxed
>LöfbergsI can see she has zero standards for coffee then.It's also known as "råttgift" or rat poison in this country and you don't even accept a free cup of that shit
>>524354754kek
>>524354949
Man would never do this. Why are women always the ones coupon clipping and deal hunting?
>>524356568thx
>>524354370Wow thats a disgusting kike
>>524356710she obviously knows beforehand she would be able to sell the coffee in some fashion
>>524354370I didn't know you guys had Jews in Mongolia
>>524354370500 cups of coffee for 17$
>>524354370Shes fat. Thought she was a midwestern fly over state woman
>it required driving her car to various locations on the same day.My dad used to do this for my mom when sales were really good, especially for soda.
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>>524356626because they have nothing better to do with their day.
>>524354461Yeah how come her face looks fat, does coffee make your face fat?
>>524354370Another Finnjeet asshole.Wow, big surprise....
>>524354370That’s 8.2 cents per cup if I did the math right in my head.
>>524354370>6200 cups of coffeeIf she drinks two cups per day that will be enough for 8.5 years of coffee. She will have enough coffee until around June 2034.
>>524354370She looks like she has nice legs at least, and that goes a long way. I love yoga pants so much.
>>524354370I bet she fucks like a champ and used to do blow with African migrants.
>>524354370
>>524354370Is this a native Fin or some sort of asiatic? That jacket, purse, shit colored eyes, and face all scream "Persian" (or similar) to me.
>>524354370NGLI'd tap that
>>524358067And people complain about Australia filling up with chinksects. Look how handy this little guys is with his quick maths!
>>524354605kek.
>>524358390Lol
>>524354370I've been buying coffee every week since the Southern Spear special military operation was announced. I don't drink covfefe
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>>524358067Except that unopened, vacuum-sealed ground coffee stays fresh for only about 3 to 5 months past the roast date.
>>524355248Lofbergs is shit. Sweden moved production to Latvia and it'd shit being made here. I only drink paulig beans.
>>524358067If husband and kid that's 6 cups per day.One espresso is about 9-12 grams.
Finns are fucking weird broThe aussies and Canucks used to hold the title for the most cringy posts but the jukkabois have absolutely steamrolled their asses
>>524354629>She will save money, which she can use on something else vs giving evil greedy corpses profit without much gain herself.yet most of the coffee will be stale, if it isn't already and could be the reason it's on salegrocery store coffee usually isn't fresh anyway
>>524354370Honestly not a bad purchase. She'll probably save quadruple the amount in the long run.
>>524355074>coffee's not a Great Idea for this, goes off rapid, especially pregroundkek, yesshe just wasted $500 on shit coffee
>>524357235>caffeine pillsdrink lots of water or your bladder will get fucked
>>524354742They always point to this woman as the one pretty finnish woman. That's it they only have one pretty woman.
>>524358067>2 cups of coffee per daynigga what
female autism is always scarier than male autism
>>524354629>saving money by buying things She doesn't even drink coffee
>>524359398See>>524359214
>>524358548I think a savonian saami based on her name. Saami are very jewish in their behavior.
>>524354370Bbw women are my weakness. I’d plap that ass often with my 6 inch cock. I love bbw retard women.
>>524358067>2 cups a dayI drink 10, and have since I was 14. I'm six foot two with an eight inch cock.Quit bullshitting kids about drinking coffee, it doesn't stunt shit
>>524359398>fetal alcohol syndrome>pretty
i thought this kind of shit is slav-specific onlyim happy it isn't
>>524359814>picThis meme is my kryptonite, it gets me every time. The one where the dog is looking at him is peak
>>524359814listen to this anon virgins
>>524358548Definitely not native yeah looks like iranian or sth to me, could be a halfbreed tho
A "cup" of coffee is usually a tiny amount. I think my covfefe maker is for 6 cups but I regular mug out of it, 2 with milk.
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>>524360135What’s even more intense is when two of these couples get together and get a little too comfortable with each other and find out that they’re both agreeable to a swap. I have had such a situation and it was amazing. Me and the other dude high fived as we fucked each other’s slam pig. I used to be hung up and depressed about not having an attractive woman to fuck, but when I started embracing the reality that I could never fuck a ten and started settling for the women who actually wanted me. Then I learned that they’d let you fuck other women because their own self esteem was so low that anything that made me happy made them happy.So now I’ve had a few of those sexual experiences and I’m happy never going back to attractive women worship. That’s something to remember is to always act as if you were the prize and not them. Benjamin Franklin was right about bbws. Man was way ahead of his time.
>>524359268Yeah this was absolutely retarded on her partPreground coffee even though the package is airtight dont keep for very long at all, its a fresh productTypically you buy coffee very quickly after its manufacture date so its often only few days old, then you consume the package after opening in two weeks tops if alone and less if more family membersUnopened i dont know exactly how long it keeps but maybe a month and even then it already isnt as fresh and good
>>524360320Those are real cups though, instant coffee, the real stuff
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>>524354370Most notable thing out of Finland in 600 years
>>524354370Do Fins offer you coffee if you go to their house?
>>524354370I did this with butter. I thought I was the butter king of Denmark, but it turns out all my neighbors did the same thing.
>>524360368most of the meme is it's just a normal guy who deserves better but all he can get is a nasty obese chick in a messy home
>>524360135I can’t begin to tell you how good big pussy feels.
>>524360484Yes but they expect you to klarna them the cost of it.
>>524360491
>>524359342Im someone that has used caffine pills for years. C...can you explain please. Or can some other anon call this guy a lying faggot so I can feel at ease.
>>524360580Presumably the water you make the coffee with protects you
>>524354370> coffee> Magne Fika
>>524354370>Magni fikaIt's sound like the equivalent of "you eat pussy" in Italian, lel
>>524354548>thriceHoly shit pajeet. Fuck all the way off back to the land of Poo.
>>524355983Eh, people variably say the same about Zoegas or Gevalia (which is a luxury brand in the UK and USA). The question is usually about whether it's a dark roast or you're a thrall descendant or even worse a continental.
>>524360518I could be wrong, but that's not how I interpret these particular pieces. To me, and I hate to go into an explanation, but to me it seems that the wojak is ashamedly settling for the fat slampig. He is resigned to his unfortunate fate and the disgusting tub of flesh is not so much a person as they are a caricature (I know, I know, but in context), I've known so many chubby cumdumpsters and even been the wojak a few times... man it just hits. The meme, I mean...
>>524360580No kidney stones no problem, do a fast and drink more water.
>>524360580if you have no problems now, then you are okit caused my bladder to spasm uncontrollably and i'd piss myself after maybe a few months use>>524360683he's talking about caffeine pills>>524360403yeah, i don't buy preground from the grocery store, it's almost all stale alreadyi used to buy whole beans but the stores here stopped carrying it during covid, everything got downsizednow i just order fresh roasted online and get it shipped
>>524354370I bet it's some gay ass coffee that's mostly sugar and cream.
>>524360913...huh? thrice is a real word?
I bought ten packs of zyn with a 50% off coupon today. Instead of paying like $6 at the gas station they were only $2 each. Kinda regret not getting 50 but I may do that again later with the same coupon
>>524357235American cups maybe. Most of you are of haplogroup R meaning you have no souls and cannot digest caffeine. You're looking at 20-50 cups at best up here.
>>524354370I'd fuck her in her coffee pile.
>>524360949Life is a journey, not a destination. The path of discovery is filled with unpleasant realizations. Only when you have ascertained your own worth and rating attributes can you embrace what is possible. That’s the difference between knowledge and wisdom. Only the wise can achieve their own personal maximum. Embrace the slampig if she comes after you. It is far better to be worshipped than to worship.
>>524361131I guess if we all know what it means then it must be
>>524360580I had to make sure I was right about this. It's going to increase your ammonia production. It's not a big deal, but you probably should just eat a watermelon regularly. Just drinking water isn't enough.
>>524354370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kbkysPTnHcSocial media has primed an environment where this type of degeneracy is not only accepted, it thrives. Social media desensitizes and radicalizes even moderates into believing heinous and abhorrent behavior is acceptable under the correct context. Spend just 5 minutes on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, you will find hordes of these deranged people. They exist among us. The FBI knows about them but never acts until it is far too late. Western society is on a one-way fast track to collapse as long as social media continues to destroy minds and decay the culture.
>>524361320uh, no, but, it is a real word. its notable use was just last month, when trump railed on massie about his marriage, and massie turned around an pointed out trump was thrice married? it was literally headlines like, a month ago. maybe 2man isnt it weird that its on the record that trump cheated on his current wife melania, with a famous porn star stormy daniels and one of the 34 felonies hes convicted is pertains to that very thing?anyways, trump cheating during the lastest of his thrice marriages isnt really the point. just that thrice is a word.
>>524354370looks like the migrant whos going to rape her to death has the fuel he needs
