Imagine waking up from your trampoline in the summer of 2016You are still a kid and the last 9 and a half years were just a dream
>>524354574I was already out of uni by 2016
2016 lmao youre too young for this website
>>524354598Me too I would still go back.
>>524354598Dude, what the fuck? What are you fucking here, man, you're so old! Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude.
>>524354574A kid? We're going to need to go back another 20 years for that.
>buy buttcoins>it never risesThe universe works in mysterious ways to fuck with you
>You are still a kid>2016I was 20 in 2016.
>You are still a kidI got my voter's ID in 2016. On that year, for legal purposes I stopped being a minor and became a legal adult.
>>524354661I know
>>524354574Get money. Throw it all into Nvidia. Take out long term loans. Throw it all into Nvidia. Sell any possessions I can, scam my family, throw it all into Nvidia.
>>524354574>>524354661go back to pleebit shitskin zoomer tourists.
>>524354661Go eat a nigger dick, zoomer.This place was ours long before you even knew how to speak.
>>524354574I was working in London for most of 2016, I voted Brexit and for the jew instead of the current muslim mayor of London.Then I moved back here and voted Trump, I'm a dual citizen btw.
>>524354574nigger what ?make that 2006 and give me actual pocket money and not 2€ a month
>>524354661>Where's your wife?My dad didn't get married till the age of 32. A bunch of my friends' dads had their first child in their mid-to-late 30's. It wouldn't be too surprising for a 31-year-old not to have children yet.
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>>524354574That would suck. My life now is infinitely better than it was in 2016.
>>524354963>proud Jewish deli worker serves Jewish schoolchildren on a shul field trip
>>524354574>2016Try 1996
>>524354574>2016>You are still a kid
>>524354963kek
>>524354574I was 30 and on my 7th deployment.
>>524354574I wasnt even a kid anymore by that point but would kill to go back
World was still absolutely fucked in 2016, alphoomers and younger zoomers have never experienced a non-fucked world. World's been fucked since 2001 or 2007, depending on which one you really want to pick. 2001 changed everything, though.
>>524354574You must be 18 to post here.>But I saidI don't fucking believe you, and neither do you.
Probably data-farming for /pol/ user age ranges
>>524354661I hate the zoomies. I have a couple that work for my company. They're fucking dumb. They're just not smart as a group
>>524355938what happened in 2007?
>>524357126iphones released, housing bubble popped. The US never recovered from the 2007/2008 housing bubble crash and it affected the entire economy.
>>524354574>2016>kidgoddamn zoomers...
>>524354574>and the last 9 and a half years were just a dreamthe world has been shit since the introduction of the smartphone into the market and even before that, zoomie, take this dumb thread with you to 67 land.
