Mr. Zelensky was angry, Planning a counter-offensyivFrom a table of coke alone he'd snortAs his defense minister was not there anymore"Where is Mindich?" Zelensky asked, from his home in Kyiv— Mr. Mindich fled with 50 million"Where?"— Tel Aviv!https://www.timesofisrael.com/zelensky-associate-at-crux-of-ukrainian-corruption-case-said-to-have-fled-to-israel/And Zelensky shook his head, snorted a sliver of coke"Tell the EU to send 90 billion and that's due!"For he was to meet with Trump,Wearing his best jumpsuitAnd he knew Trump would push him for peaceBut there'd be no peace, he promissed total war to Kyiv!So lonely Zelensky, Packed in a jet and he flewTo Florida keys, where RubioHe knew"Here's the peace, plan" Announced the King of Kyiv"I demand 200 billion,800k goys, & NATO membership!"https://www.dw.com/en/ukraines-zelenskyy-presents-a-new-peace-plan-moscows-reaction-unclear/live-75294126Rubio laughed quietly,— You gotta be kidding! — He saidBut Zelenskyy reassured him"I'll do elections, as you asked!"And come in big Trump,All scary and mighty— He's all dressed up!The villain said conniving"Your big ocean protects America no more,You pay me 200 bi or is it war on your shore!"— You have no cards, alright — Reminded him the bully— There is no way this'll pass President Putin!So comes back to his home, the lone Zelenskyiv"A decade of war!" He promisses Ukrainians"With bussyfications en masse and drones galore!"So no hohol will be left alive, neither home nor abroad!"And with a smile he told,"Moms, hold your sons tight!"And "Merry Christmas to all,And to all a good night!"
>>524356326>Mindichis that the kike that said he'd go to the front?
>>524356751All the rats decided to flee the ship when it looked like Ukraine was running out of money this month, it is hard to keep track. But no, Mindich was yet another who flew to Tel Aviv. The guy who was busted and promissed to go to the front (then disappeared) is memoryholed because he joined the rest of the gang in Zelensky's mediterranean mansion.
>>524356859>The guy who was busted and promissed to go to the front (then disappeared) is memoryholed because he joined the rest of the gang in Zelensky's mediterranean mansion.ah ok. too many thieving niggers in ukraine too keep track of but it was very obvious he wasn't going anywhere near the front
>>524357204This cramped room is very empty right now.The fat guy talking to him fled to Tel Aviv at the end of last month, former defense minister. He fled to Tell Aviv with 60 to 150 million dollars stolen. The guy with a white grey hair frowning his head behind Zelensky is Andryi Yermak, who promissed to go to the front to atone for his billionaire sins, then disappeared from news. Then there is minister Dmytro Kuleba, which was selling out the country for bribes as energy minister.There was also Andryi Yermak, one of his right hand man. And there was Mindich, childhood friend of Zelensky, who also fled to Tel Aviv with some money.Zelenskyy's frens are all gone :'(Only WW3 can get the boys back together.Just google 'Ukrainian minister flees' and read the news. It really looked like all the rats were abandoning ship.
>>524357615they've been stealing aid money since the start of the war. crazy cohencidence that zelensky wanted to get rid of the anti corruption people a month before the raids took place. really gets the noggin joggin
>>524357615Don't worry, before or after he genocide the entire country he will go back to pissrael too.
>>524356751didn’t zaluzhny do that? pretty sure he lives in london now
>>524359074Zaluzhny was removed, then all the fake commanders Zelensky has been bringing up from his personal circle just turn out to be major crooks. Things got so bad Zelensky forced all corruption investigations to occur under the guise of his attorney general, so that he gets to tip off the corrupt generals when raids and arrests are going to happen.https://www.economist.com/europe/2025/07/22/outrage-in-ukraine-as-the-government-attacks-anti-corruption-watchdogs
>>524357936Underrated
>it's a monkeyzilian threadlol your skin is the color of shit
