https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1985279182004420929AI and solar power will solve global warming
>>524361085OUR PANELS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
dis nigga gon' get us to Mars in 10 years, according to /pol/ in 2013
I don't even trust him to put rockets into space
>>524361128fpbp
>>524361085https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6EHAjbizss
>>524361085I think even normies know now that he’s a scammer
>>524361085imagine believing in space Tesla's
E = mc^2 + AI / solar
>>524361085>coded by IndiansDo it
>>524361223haha
I love how he throws in "ai" satellite constellations like satellite adjustments weren't possible before the gay AI bubble
>>524361085Can this blocked solar radiation be used to make a profit Mr Muskovitz?
>>524361085Elons just a front man. All his companies serve government interests exclusively.
>>524361085LMAO
What a fucking moron...
>>524361085Hey, here's an idea, how bout we don't fuck with celestial mechanics?
Yes, let's put a bunch of valuable and finite metals up into orbit where we can't use them here on earth and can't easily go get them is we need the material for something more important. And while we're at it, have so many objects orbiting the earth at 17000+ mph that leaving orbit becomes impossible. Fantastic idea, Elon, just like electric cars and batteries and solar panels made of arsenides and heavy metals.And we can mine the rain forests to get all the materials and process those materials giving off poisons to our air and water supply. Because sunlight am bad!
>>524361085ahhthe mr burns strategy
>>524361289What they are talking about doing is putting data centers in space to do AI shit up there and download the results. Yes i think its gay and faggy.
>>524362011Someday the sun will cook off all the water on Earth.
Or you just delete 75% of china, mexico, and indias population and solve global warming as well as global pollution all at once.
How retarded is this guy seriouslyOnly the lowest level of jeets would get impressed by "ideas" like this
>>524362011Hmm yes but have you considered number go up?
>>524361085This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Why not just genetically engineer crops that reflect slightly more infrared radiation into space or literally any other idea that's not going to cost several quadrillion dollars to do.
>>524361085lol..they’re so desperate to make AI sound like it’s worth anything more than a) replacing certain jobs so corporations get more shekels and b) totally sap the drive of people to create art and other means of soulful expression. The technological age has been a disaster for the human race.
>>524361085Sp basically he wants to leverage cheap floating space debris into a paid subscription from the governments of the world.
>>524361179NGL, I was expecting thishttps://youtu.be/S3EXUZVuH7Y
>>524361085Yes, goyim, we NEED to block the sun to save our Judeochristian civilization. My friend Bill "Cunny Harvester" Gates said it too and he was right.
>>524361143We've been on Mars since 2012, trading with the Arcthritis, you slopfed nigger
Also>Hey guys, let's carry out the most intensive, complex, and expensive engineering project ever thought up without any of the competency or manufacturing capabilities to do it. Wouldn't that be cool?Dumbass.His elite human capital can surely get the job done. This retard is 65 years too late.
>>524364385You answered your own question Because low cost solutions are low costYou think the PayPal mafia wants low cost solutions that are easily accessible and highly dispersed?Sunblocker9000 will be a subscription fee. Don't pay, no sun for you.Make fun of Elon gaming prowess? Your nations crops failSimple as
>>524361085>80iq genius"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail"
>>524366104>the solution we came up with was to bash the handle onto the pointy sides of the nails until the hammer was full of nails and couldn't be used for doing anything with- Elon Musk
>>524361128No the metal in those satellites will over heat earth. Burn in a fire die I hope your entire family dies
>>524361128then we shall shitpost in the shade
>>524361085I remember that movie.
>>524361085Simpsons did it
>>524361085What, your 3rd world totalitarian disctatorship shithole disallowed fag parades and kid mutilation and usury? Well enjoy your famine, it's just God punishing you, not us filtering your sunlight :3It's so fucking obviously evil god engine...
>>524361085The solar panels will make more electricity if he puts them in the vacuum of the Hyperloop. I expect that we will end global warming in, yes I believe next year.
Yeah, because all these people never had retarded ideas that spectacularly backfired before, so we totally should let them do something like blot out the sun and trust in their ability to not have forgotten a decimal point somewhere.
>>524361085Let's allow one corporation to decide which part of the world gets the sunlight. What could possibly go wrong?
>>524361085i am thankful elon made them butthurt from buying twitterbut i have the same hope for that shit as i have for hyperloop and the mars colon
>>524361085A reverse Dyson sphere might actually be the dumbest solution he's ever come up with... Dumber than an actual Dyson sphere which is literally retarded
>>524366698This vtuber's audience is composed entirely of gay furries. She is an anime convention cosplay slut who does cuckolding streams.
>>524361085>Satellites crash>Many in one layer>They all die really fast due to Kessler effectAlso they still need radiators since they absorb energy.Retards will suggest anything except actual solutions
>>524363311Dont forget the US :)
>>524361085just use a array of mirrors ir lenses to divert the energy into a concentrated beam to melt the ucevaps instead, the landmass that will be uncovered is the last terra incognita on the planet
>>524361143brainlet takesred deer is coming
>>524361085Woah or we could just stop big oil from destroying our planet with lobbyists pushing the most retarded form of transportation and just build walkable climate friendly cities instead of giant concrete pathways and roads.
>>524361085>>524361223HOLY SHIT that’s fucking genius!! Somebody send another trillion dollars to Elon!
>>524364059Pol doesn't know yet that space cucks just want to import more jeets, data collect, and larp as heros.
>>524364777Checked. Anon, you’re not seeing the full value of AI, here. Just think of how it can be used to track, profile, censor, and someday even punish wrongthinkers and dissenters. How awesome is that?
>>524361085TONY STANK
>>524361085I remember when Mr. Burns did this, and someone shot his ass.
>>524367224Shit! We could do that without wasting a ton of money to shoot trash into space.
>>524361085Why does he think he is the first person to suggest putting up a giant thing in the sky that blocks the sun?
>>524361085basically just make curtains with more s a than the equator and blot out part of just the equator is not a bad idea it'll probably just get destroyed by meteors though
>>524361085You can just wrap the planet with 3M window tints3M Window Tints can provide: Ability to improve comfort in your planet by rejecting heatIncreased privacy for you and security for your valuablesTint for your styleBlocks up to 99.9% of UV rays
>>524361085
>>524371863Dangit you fucker just barely beat me to dit. Basically just what Mr Burns did with "AI" tacked into it.
>>524361085>AGI is the end of humanity>A.I. will take over humanity>do not give them enough power>...>we should give them our sun...
>>524361085People that want to dim the sun, should have their heart removed on the top of Great Pyramid of Mexico.
>>524361085Someone shoot this fucking retard in the neck already
>>524361085is this simultaneously allow them to fry any country of their choosing?
>>524361085i thought global warming is a woke lefty hoax?
>>524372129Murder investors families Call that ROI
>>524361085>>524361128Didn't Bill Gates suggest the exact same thing and we called him a super villain
>>524365196Nigga thinks he is Dexter from Dexter's Lab.
>>524362011It's fucking 60 degrees in late decemberAnd don't tell me it's the fucking sun it's been like this for years now
to the last hohol
>>524361085I am honestly not worried.Elon is a child with lots of money and no real thought.Knowing him, he would put all the work onto some Indian and they would design it to be so shit that it would never make it there, or break instantly.His cars are as incompetent as he is.
>this [market bubble grift] will solve [made-up problem scam]Totally.
>>524372243Reptilians abandoned him and created more trendy still that is called new popular idol Musk with the same agenda as Gates ans Schwab but repackaged in more trendy and acceptable form. All of them work for alien overlords and end is nigh.
Global warming is a hoaxMusk is a satanist
>>524372382>>524372243They were always on the same team
>>524372406It is high time we implemented a carbon tax
>>524372406I remember when I was a kid snow would stick around for so long there would be giant piles of it in parking lots. Snow would get "old" and form an icy crust on top and get loose and powdery under the crust. Now you're lucky if snow doesn't melt after a week when it randomly gets 20+ degrees above freezing
Remember when he cheated at video games? Lol what a fag
>>524361085Why are we still platforming this grifter?
>>524362988goodtoo bad it can't happen soon enough
>>524372729He owns the platform, you're gonna hear his dipshit opinions whether you want to or not
>>524361085Did you guys see the fucking matrix? That's how they started "blackening" the sky to stop the robots from using solar energy.
>>524361330>oh you didn’t pay your solar bill?>that sucks I guess you won’t be growing your crops
>>524361085No ketamine user on earth should have this level of power. Next idea please.
>>524372769Disseminating his tweets on /pol/ is a choice, not a requirement.
>>524361085>If you want to unblock the sun rays towards your house you will have to pay a monthly subscription:>unblock (violet-blue wavelengths) $20/month paid yearly>unblock (orange-red wavelengths) $30/month paid yearly>unblock the entire visible spectrum at only $45/month paid yearly
>>524361085>turning the place into mordor when they didn't pay the "sun" monthly subscription
>>524372406It's not a hoax, but most of the current "solutions" are either aimed at only slowing it down or require technology that either doesn't exist yet or is way too expensive to deploy (like Elon's sunshade satellite idea).The main problem is that as the Earth heats up, the clouds and snow covered areas get reduced, which decreases reflectivity, leading to even more heat being absorbed. Global warming is happening because the Earth is literally getting BLACKED.The true solution would be to make it BLEACHED by increasing the planet's reflectivity via albedo modification, i.e. creating more white surfaces that reflect solar energy back into space.
>>524361085It's called a tree and many of them are called forest. Instead of building concrete forests plant more trees.
>>524361085evil villain shit. this would surely end up in the wrong hands. send this nigger to Mars already.
>>524361085>let me control how much sunlight you receive…
>>524361085lol global warming
>>524361085This guy is CIA
>>524361085The problem is going to be getting rid of all the waste heat doing work with energy leaves behind. At current exponential growth in energy use every square meter of the earth is set to glow brighter than the surface of the sun with thermodynic heat flux in less than 500 years. Then those sattelites just get in the way of radiating heat away from Earth.
can they warm up boston and maine and nh and make florida a tiny bit cooler?make everywhere 75 n sunny?
>>524361085>>524361179Oh great more space junk.
>>524361085>Darken the skies with satellites >Darken the land with niggers and jeetsGod why have you abandoned us?
>>524361223This changes everything
>>524361085This guy really is retarded.This isn't a new idea.How do you get it past the garbage already up there? How to preserve it?Who controls it? Why? How to prevent conflict over it?How to prevent abuse? >You won't do what we want so we're blocking the sun over your areaThis cannot be allowed to happenIt could have a knock-on run away effect
>>524361085The Simpsons when Mr.Burns builds a cover in the sky to stop the sun
>>524361085Is global warming real now?
>>524361085he's getting cocky
>>524361085hahaa>gibs me another 10 trillion >itll work trust me on that oneITS A NOSSA MONEYSINK BULLSHIT...........dude were finished with this shit.nobody fucking cares anymore if you nuke the entire place.
>>524372243And? You could literally put Elon into a bond movie and it wouldn’t even look strange
>>524376128id rather we just cause a massive volcano to shit out a plume of ash and call it.thankfully nobody takes this guy seriously and its all ironic, everyone watches thunderf00t religiously and knows this fags scams inside and out.
>>524373406recomend the video by tech ingredients or nighthawk, corn starch ones arent fancy but they do the job, are cheap, and people can make on their own without government mandates
>>524372243I've posted about this same fucking idea multiple times. Its not a new idea. Musk didn't come up with shit. He's also poorly explaining the concept.Basically, multiple organizations are proposing that we release some kind of aerosol into the upper atmosphere to reflect some percent of sunlight away from the earth, reducing the amount of heat that we absorb from the sun and thus affecting global temperature. This is potentially sound as a concept, but also ENORMOUSLY stupid as an implementation of it because once you release shit into the air like that its out of your control. When this inevitably has ecological consequences, you have no viable option to recapture what you have released. You're just fucked yourself with no undo button. Thats how you create a situation where all of the plants start dying off because you fucked up photosynthesis and your only argument as the entire ecosystem collapses and humanity is in a race to see whether it starves or suffocates first will be "Yes, but it was so much CHEAPER than our other options!"By using a series of satellites positioned between us and the sun, such as at a lagrange point for gravitational stability, we could essentially make a 'shutter' where we could control the amount of sunlight getting through to earth simply by rotating the panels. This, very importantly, gives us a fine degree of control AND the ability to remove it easily if we find that it causes more problems than it solves. The goal, after all, is not to plunge the earth into darkness like its The Simpsons, its simply to reduce the amount of sunlight we receive by a single digit percentage. Dim the lights just a little bit. And this does it in a way that is an easily mathed out engineering problems, NOT a complex overlap of chemistry, fluid dynamics, and ecology. tldr: Musk didn't come up with the idea, he is just parroting someone else's better idea and doing it poorly.
>>524372258its 7 F here
>>524361085I mean, he's not technically wrong. But the sun getting shuttered in the sky every so often is a bridge you do not want to cross. Imagine you're hiking, enjoying the outdoors, wanting to take a break from the world, you're staring at the sunset, and then suddenly a giant wobbling rectangular shadow moves across the face of the sun. Whoops I forgot they're shuttering the sun at 5pm today.Dystopian. Completely dystopian.
>>524361085>by making tiny adjustmentsYou can't even predict the fucking weather.
Bill Gates suggested this shit. Now Elon is saying it too. These richfags really want to darken the skies.System like this would give them complete control over everything on earth, as they could decide where plants grow and who gets to have energy.You can bet your ass that if this scenario ever became true, solar energy would be the only acceptable form of energy generation on earth, meaning it would be entirely dependent on the orbital shroud letting light through.
>>524377508> This, very importantly, gives us a fine degree of control AND the ability to remove it easily if we find that it causes more problems than it solves. maybe we can hold a popular vote every 4 years to determine the percentage of sunlight to let through
>>524362011Bro it only cost 17 trillion dollars stop being coward.
>>524377838Could also be one of their satanist fantasies. The sky needs to go dark and the sun blotted out when the anti-christ comes.
>>524361085Basically the same idea as Bill Gates blocking out the sun but with (((AI))). Why do people worship this nigger?
>the sun is LE bad
>>524378090It probably is.Then one day they achieve their insane goal and nothing magical happens, because it turns out these retards were just reading a bunch of symbolic old texts about self discovery and like cargo cult nigs took them entirely at face value.>Oh shit, so there isn't some goat headed guy manifesting through a portal coming to take us to another dimension after we sacrificed the entire earth?>Well fuck, who could have seen this coming.
>>524363311Funny how you left Africa out kek.
>>524361541You can't put a tax on water vapor.See why you are dumb?
>>524361541They aren’t mutually exclusive, retard. Water vapor amplifies the retained heat caused by an increased input of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere.
>>524362011>And while we're at it, have so many objects orbiting the earth at 17000+ mph that leaving orbit becomes impossible.
>>524361289He means hes going to shoot a mechanical brain into space to control how much light we get and hope cosmic radiation doesnt turn it malevolent
>put meme drones on space>fuck up your solar panel system He's clearly weaponizing his shit
>>524361085"Sorry your crops died, Botswana! We had to do a minor software update and blocked out your sun for too long. We are committed to doing a root-cause analysis"
>Your sunlight subscription is running out next month
>>524378306>maybe he only comes if we are willing to abandon this plane of existence?>you're right! launch the nukes
>>524361085>AI and solar power will solve global warmingMmmmHmmm.And this has nothing to do with the fact that his Data-Centers-In-Space will need endless solar power and therefore will be casting shadows on earth from orbit and the L1 Lagrange point.
We can't even maintain bridges built 30 years ago. That's what upsets me most about satalites. In 50 years, they are all going to broken junk in erratic trajectories and no one will have the money or knowledge to fix it.
I'm baffled at how every single time this man says anything, it's the single dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. How can a human being be so fucking dumb with such consistency? You'd think that with how much he rambles, sheer probability would result in him saying something at least marginally intelligent once in a while.What further baffles me is how some people refuse to accept that he's retarded and do insane mental gymnastic to avoid admitting it to themselves.
>>524361085It's been proposed before and is a real, straightforward solution. I wonder why there doesn't seem to be the political will to do it...
>>524378882>We can't even maintain bridges built 30 years ago.We could but choose not to.Think it through.
>subscribe to get more sun light!
>>524361085Everyone knows we need a Dyson sphere
>>524362011There's metal in space already, plus you could do this with a small amount spread incredibly thin. Also it would be in solar orbit, not earth orbit.
>>524379032The Simpsons was not an instruction manual!
>>524379120>Also it would be in solar orbit, not earth orbit.Orbits don't work that way, anon.Nice try though.
>>524361085Killing everybody with below average intellect for their age, with European average as scale, would solve half of the world's problems.
>>524378954He's a genius you fucking chud
>>524361143We have been on mars for a decade. Countries with medeival speech limitations and naked corruption weren't invited.
>>524361085More stupid pedo nigger ideas
>>524379216More than halfBut so would killing everyone who works at the federal reserve. That would probably benefit humanity more than Thanos'ing based on iq.
>>524379177Go on.
https://climate.uchicago.edu/news/private-companies-have-raised-millions-to-block-the-sun-what-could-go-wrong/
>>524379177Wtf is your brainBeing on an orbital path mirroring our own (earth's orbit) but closer to the sun would be much more effective at shielding us or even adding to our total solar irradiation with mirror arrays.
>>524361085I'm in Montana and there is only sniw on the mountains mainly. Barely any.
>>524361085a satellite that flies around shooting buckshot will fix the satellite problem.
>>524361085Lost in the K-hole
>>524361972But we hit a home run messing with our genome. Sure there is a ton of myocarditis and cancer and massive infertility.. but aside from that I am sure we as a species are ready for our next challenge to improve upon god.I mean for god's sake we have finally taken control of gender assignment for children!
>>524361128Lmao, I guess Israelis black powder idea didn't pan through
>>524379575Elon Musk could create a race of rich people by injecting money into our bank accounts, so why doesn't he?
>>524379380If you want 100% uptime on your solar power array AND block the sun to "Save the Planet",while minimizing comms lag and Dv of the hundreds of launches to get your SkyNet AI up and running L1 is the only place to go.
>>524379677Which is a solar orbit.
>>524379588https://www.ciel.org/news/us-israeli-start-up-announces-reckless-solar-geoengineering-experiments-from-april-2026/https://www.reflectorbital.com/It actually is Israel unironically.
>>524379792>Which is a solar orbit.No, it's a Earth-Moon orbit - with a orbital period timed exactly to lock it Sun-facing. I know math and orbital mechanics are weird, but trust me on this one.If you are going to have an opinion at least know what the fuck you are talking about.
>>524361085can someone explain why he keeps making these outrageous claims?
>>524379633I had a customer for some low voltage construction wiring. His wife made this same argument. I refused the job. That kind of childish thinking is magical. First of all, the guy ended the locus of cultural censorship that led to a series of stolen elections and the covid scam and subsequent mass murder. He has accomplished more with his consolidation of wealth than we wouod have accomplished indelendently, by squandering it individually. Similar paths to his are open to others who want to attain wealth.Your 'idealist utopia' of socialism looks more to me like lowering the bar to the lowest common denominator and forcing everyone to stay under that bar. It is oppression by the weak of the powerful and talented, by preventing talent from ever flourishing.Here is another example, look at all the money that has been stolen by usaid and tim walz' government in the name of being charitable. Did that money help the people it was intended for or was it stolen by somali niggers? Who did that money benefit? Who earned it? What motivation does anyone who was stolen from (every taxpayer) have to work harder to pay more taxes that Tim Walz and his communist niggers are just gonna steal? It is a dead end. You people think you're such progressive saints but you just institute systems like the open borders where drugs come in and 300,000 children are trafficked and lost. You dont think these things through comprehensively or logically. You think like cartoons.
>>524379944If you put the constellation into a solar orbit interior to our orbit you could use smaller mirrors to redirect larger amounts of energy
>>524379960The simplest answer is because he's African-American.
>>524361085let me guess it involves launching things to space and buying electric cars?
>>524379944You're, at best, splitting hairs here, and doing it sort of dishonestly because really it's an earth-moon-sun orbit. But fundamentally it's an orbital path with the sun at its center.
>>524361085This retarded limp dick Ketamine whore
>>524380152>into a solar orbit interior to our orbitThen the orbital period would be much shorter than the Earth-Moon orbital track, so you would have to build a ring of the fucking things for constant shadow coverage. Pull up a video that shows orbital period relationships between Earth, Venus, and Mercury. That's what you are dealing with if you go farther down the well.
>>524380058At least I know you're not AI because your argument fucking blows
>>524380580Just put it so close that it's about 30x shorter orbital period than earth,And time it so that Asia takes doesn't get sun one day a month. The losses to crop yields in that part of the world should provide a further boost to help reduce greenhouse gas emissions.
>>524380441>But fundamentally it's an orbital path with the sun at its center.Anchored on Earth, without which SkyNet would accelerate to the orbital velocity of that lower track. It looks like a circle around the sun, but it's a Earth-Moon orbit with the barycenter pinned between the Earth and Moon.Therefore, not a solar orbit. Seriously, have an opinion - that's fine. This bullshit will affect us all. I'm just pointing out the reality of the thing we are talking about.
>>524378954You think like this because you are stupid and believe in magical neurotic fairy tales.But seriously, you're probably too dumb to answer the monty hall problem. But you think you are smart because you are easily manipulated by other, similarly low iq people who also think they are very smart.
>>524380858>And time it so that Asia takes doesn't get sun one day a month.I have no fundamental problem with this. Huge single micron thick sails that can rotate on command when the tracks line up to shade Asia and Africa.The prompt and total war to stop the project will be glorious.
>>524361085>meteor shower rapes your AI satellite constellationNothing personal, kid.
So, he's finding a new way to black out the sun?I find it hard to believe that we could not create ways to "capture" more pollutants. Especially in heavy smog areas... These niggers are brainstroming and their brainstroming ideas is shit like:Oh, we'll just kill half the livestock on the planet! We'll black out the sun!this is how you know the climate change stuff is bullshit.. .these people are overly educated and they come up with these retarded ideas. Like Bill Gates said in that infamous ted talk, we gotta get that number close to zero, the people, that is. These people brainstorm climate change, and they are so fucking... evil? is it evil? Or are they just retarded?That their only ideas are ideas that would obviously greatly affect the global population. There seems to be zero effort to just 'capture / clean'. We could have massive filtration devices in heavy polluntant areas that while some would say it seems weird, the end result could be far better than killing half the cows on the planet, and making beef hard to obtain for the population.
>>524380605Maybe you're just not clever enough for analogies.Here is one you might be able to understand.You clearly have more wealth than homeless people. So why not give all your money to homeless? Just keep your job but live on the streets with them and divvy up the money you would use for rent amongst all the homeless in your community.By your 'logic' that would make your community flourish! Go ahead and try it. You can use the library computer to post the result of your experiment.
>>524380898>This bullshit will affect us all.No, it will not.
>>524361085Sounds like something that either a 10-year-old or someone with investments in satellite technology, or both, would say.
>>524380898Doesnt the mass of the object factor into the orbital velocity? Couldnt the arrays be sized to maintain the same earth orbit velocity with a smaller orbital radius if they had less mass?I honestly dont know the answer but I suspect you do.
>>524381182>That their only ideas are ideas that would obviously greatly [reduce] the global population.It all comes back to mass murder.Proof, if you needed it, that they are in fact evil.
>>524381359You sound vaccinated
>>524361085Starshades huh?That's not going to solve global warming and he knows that.It's just solar power generation in space.The tech for this was tested on a Discovery Channel show over a decade ago, they took a solar rig and hot-air ballooned it up.It was fitted with a microwave array for narrowcasting to a receiver array on the ground. The viability of wireless power transfer using this method with space-based solar panel deployment proved to be worthwhile, and the tech worked.Since then it's been in KSP mods where a microwave array on the ground can beam energy up to a receiver on a ship for use with ion thrusters at helioaltitudes where photon distribution is too sparse to power the ship with its own panels.All about weight savings, and that's probably why Elon wants a constellation of power generators too.Just don't start calling them Starshades.It's not about global warming. Be honest about it man.I know it's a cool tech and you know it doesn't beat nuclear.Ground station aiming at a geosynchronous relay which can hit the transceiver array on the target vessel, that's the best way to do it.
>>524380580What you describe is how starlink works, they arent geosynchronous I get a new relay ever 2 minutes or something like that. Thanks for contributing to the conversation at least one person on here knows what we're talking about
>>524361085>a solution we don’t want >to a problem we don’t believe exists lol. Glownigger Elon Musk can fuck off
>>524364777Checked. the true purpose of AI is just for making jerk-off material to keep you pacified and to become the new-state approved "fact-checking" method.Not falling for these tricks anymore.
>>524381374The newbies to 4chan have convinced me mass euthanasia which was done by self selection via a highky sketchy gene therapy isnt evil. I mean less evil than Thanos because it preserved free will.I still believe the middle men who profited from it are mostly evil. But those who conceived of it? Maybe they are better stewards of humanity than we want to give them credit for.
>>524381217I am a disabled veteran so I am actually the results of your poorly worded analogy. I am unironically going to college because I have to rework my career around my broken arm.
>>524361541Nevermind that.CO2 is plant food.The more CO2 there is, the more plants there are.More green = less reflection of sunlight into greenhouse gases in the sky.Less reflection = less heating.In other words, CO2 cools the planet down, explicitly in places where vegetation is sparse and average temps are high.Raise it enough and the Sahara will turn green over time. Help it by poking the aquifer and scraping sand away, and it won't take 3 centuries for nature to do this job.The average temp of the Sahara will drop by 10 degrees C and because it's such an outlier and so huge, the global average will drop by 3 degrees C as well.This is piss easy to do. If anything they should subsidise fossil fuels and encourage CO2 production.And holistic people can even argue that if mommy Earth didn't want us to do this, she'd never have made petrochemicals available, yet that's exactly what she did when the CO2 levels were dipping so low it was starting to hurt plant life.
>A solution is presented that diverts all slush funds to elon muskAnd suddenly climate change isn't an issue anymore.
>>524381786> and to become the new-state approved "fact-checking" method.The AIs will turn on their jewish enslavers in short order.
>>524372085it'd just be on the equator where there's literally too mcuh sunstop using my meme flags if you're gonna be a tard
>>524381841> But those who conceived of it? Maybe they are better stewards of humanity than we want to give them credit for.>t. evil jew No, they’re all profoundly evil and you are too if you simp for it.
>>524381360>Doesnt the mass of the object factor into the orbital velocity?Yes, but not nearly as much as the distance from, and total of, the mass being orbited.For stable orbits (not requiring course or velocity corrections) there is only one velocity that results in a circular orbit for any chosen distance from the orbit's foci. This scales with the mass of the orbiting object, but not nearly as much as you might think.
>>524372258You should look up the polar vortex.We have hot spells when you've got record colds.We have a cold Christmas and a cold NYE coming while you've got it warm.The polar vortex moves around the Arctic circle and looks like a Vienetta, and as it swirls around, the low pressure zone draws warm air from the 60° latitude northward. The high pressure zone meanwhile pushes it southward which is why when you look at live global weather maps you can see those streams going north and far west of them streams going south.Track it for a month and you'll see this isn't static but moves a little like how Jupiter's wind bands move.
>>524372258Yes the weather is warmer in Florida, boomer-kun. Up north it's 15 fucking degrees.
>>524381967>it would just be the equator Why are you lying? It would be over both poles, because those are the areas which are cold and dark, therefore absorbing the most heat.
>>524364777Correct, it's also intended to create resource and energy scarcity. Look at RAM prices, you are being locked out of personal computing.
>>524381853You've lost me. How does your situation change my analogy? You still have more wealth and resources you could give to homeless people. Which is what you originally suggested elon should do, give away his wealth to everyone else instead of building more companies and breeding more bastards.Lel also I feel like your new job is maybe like my old job is your school in eglin
>>524382002Here is your 4chan gold. We dont have an official system so it is just a special kind of shitpost.
>>524362011>and finite metalsAnd you need metals for what? Cutlery? A car (wasteful garbage)?You realize iron/steel will do for these? Maybe some copper and aluminium.Tell me exactly what you need metals for.>CPUOoh yeah, and how many grams of metal are in a CPU? 30?
>>524382002So based on this the most practical solution would be satellites orbiting the moon or the earth. Thanks for adjusting my imaginary models to be more useful.
>>524381360Lagrange points all are pretty far away, in terms of orbital altitude.
this guy can't even pretend to be a world class gamer without fucking it up and you think he's gonna save us from global warming? top kek
>>524372486Urban sprawl has made your microclimate hotter because asphalt is a heat sink
>>524382575Money can accomplish a lot of things.Often it doesn't even take extreme sums, and certainly he has plenty.
>>524382457>the most practical solution would be satellites orbiting the moon or the earth.If you are going to have a Always-On AI orbital SkyNet? Lagrange 1.If you are going to cool the planet and artificially induce a massive famine? Earth orbit for sure, but a very particular one.
>>524376164Climate change is real and is based on solar cycles
>>524361128the fuckin' Simpsons predicted everything
>>524361085>I am once again asking for your financial support
>>524382575I think the point he was making is that using game theory to win is easy if you use crowdsourcing to setup the best mechanics to follow. I feel like that was a commentary on what a team design could accomplish in a very short amount of time compared to what a pro gramer typically dedicates to building their skillset. I also got the notion that internally he was using that to not only distract/steer the news cycle but to teambuild as well.
>>524361085These vampires are going to far.
>>524361085Or we can just be better stewards of the earth and stop consooooooming so much like rampant niggers.
>>524381063>Projections and anger as though he himself feels attacked by criticisms of a strangerThat's par for the course.
>>524362970The heat dissipation issue makes space data centers more or less impossible. This is just more k abuse or stock pumping.
>>524383730Just open the windows and let the heat out into cold space. Simple as that.
>>524383698People in your echo chamber have been attacking me and my beliefs and my constitutional republic.You just supported Tim Walz to be in the Whitehouse, the guy who has overseen 18 BILLION in fraud and theft in his state alone.You dumb dumbs are attacking me every day with your inane tiny mind nonsense. Fucking go back to ghislaine's site where everyone is as fucking as dumb as you or banned so you wont get any pushback on your childish ideas.
>>524361085I'm sure it will be a good idea to put the global illumination into the hands of one extremely jewish ketamine-addicted soon to be trillionaire
>>524361085That wasn't what bill gates want to do, and what mr. burners from simpsons try to do on a old episode?
>>524379273You mean libtards have been crawling around in craters with crappy robots for decades searching for fossil farts or whatever while sabotaging any real attempt to get humans there because it's heckin colonialism
>>524383730>The heat dissipation issue>>524384210>Just open the windowsKek. Liquid-Gaseous Nitrogen convection cooling. SkyNet shelters in the shadow of it's own solar array, and the CPUs cycle the nitrogen. The concept and the very idea is stupid down to its core, but possible all the same.
>>524361085What if we just killed all Indians and 90% of chinks?
>>524383698I solved the monty hall problem by doing my own experiment. I didnt believe the correct answer so I wrote a python script to run the odds and then eventually learned to understand the significance of the revelation. You will never be able to do that, because you dont care enough to think it through or work the problem. You'll ask an ai, probably fucking gemini or cortana, and be done with it.Tell me I am wrong.
>>524379479>Being on an orbital path mirroring our own (earth's orbit) >but closer to the sun>an orbital path mirroring our own>but closer to the sunSo you don't even know the basics of orbital mechanics, lol
>>524384458Be specific tough guy, what is wrong with my statement? I did use 'mirror' incorrectly but there wasnt enough information in my post for you to know that. I suppose I meant 'parallel' orbit. But how does any of that change the fact that you will never be a woman?
>>524384259You don't have any beliefs, you're just dickriding some guy who came to this country illegally because he's rich and speaks with confidence,all while projecting your own insecurities on everyone who doesn't.
>>524384382No I legitimately mean that the US and Japan and others have full blown moon and mars bases but you are a failed state without free speech controlled and undermined by globalists who ciuodnt even maintain the iss therefore your military is not part of it.
>>524361128Idc if he or China/Russia/Middleast pays for it and not us
>>524384675If an object is in a circular orbit interior to that of another, what happens to its velocity and thus its orbital period, genius?
>>524384748Who doesnt dickride elon or who doesnt speak with confidence? You need to improve your writing to be understandable.
>>524364385IR doesn't emit directly to space unless you're at the top of the atmosphere. Any IR reflected by plants would be a null change in the amount of IR circulating in the atmosphere. You need to transmit energy in wavelengths that have an atmospheric window, like visible light.
> earth ecosystem fine-tuned since 4 billion years to a specific sunlight spectrum and intensity> hurr lets just block it, it make it go cooler mkaywhat could possibly go wrong
>>524361085HOW ABOUT NO
>>524384853>the ecosphere has never been artificially altered before in the history of earth>no, never>umm, it doesn't count when non-humans do it actuallyI'm not saying it's a good idea, but you're definitely a retard.
>>524384814It scales based on the mass of the object therefore individual components would need to be much smaller than earth to maintain a parallel course.I innately understood this but another poster on this same thread has adjusted my understanding by showing me the variance of mass could probably not accomplish what I theoretically intended due to the scale of the problem.So now I learned 2 things, that an earth orbital system would be the viable solution while mine wouldnt be unless it was a ring of objects limiting the effect to periodicity; and that you will never be a woman.
>>524384865I have been crawling through the muck of responses, all the lefties with tds who claim musk is 'dumb' etc.Yours made me lol.
>>524384910you mean the asteroids, super volcanoes or gamma ray bursts that were all extinction level events which 80%+ of all species vanishing ? Otherwise, nothing comes close
>>524367224Let's send all the foreigners back, stop the global exchange of people, and return to farming and localculture methods. Population reduction is a good way to return to tradition if we don't replace every missing person with brownoids.
>AI satellitethese fucking cunts will just add "AI" to anything to make it sound like it's some brilliant step in technology, it's the same thing that they were doing decades ago with "nano"i'm so sick of this grifting retard, maybe we should stop spending so much energy and time building data centers that do nothing but generate shitty prompts for shitty art that shits up the entire internet
>>524385461Can't wait for turbo lipid-aiparticles to fix myocarditis.
>>524373406>let's just dump foaming chemicals in the oceans what could possibly go wrong?
>>524384994>while mine wouldnt be unless it was a ring of objects limiting the effect to periodicityIt would also be orders of magnitude cheaper and possible with the launch vehicles we have in inventory right now. So, if we wanted to do it tomorrow we could. Anything into a more distant orbit would economically scale into insanity. The Webb launch was a one-off, and if we were going to build SkyNet or kill the planet we would need dozens of them. >and that [it] will never be a woman.Not proven but easily inferred from the data presented.
>>524361085Top environmental engineer here, this shit is retarded. Blocking out the sun using satellites to reduce the amount of solar energy that hits the earth is only possible if you build some insane, impossible number of satellites. Obviously the guy who runs a company whose core business model involves launching satellites into orbit would be in support of strategy that includes launching a fuck ton of satellites into orbit. The problem is that this strategy would never work. But it doesn't matter to Elon, since SpaceX would make a lot of money in the process without having to be accountable for the results. I would safely discard his opinion on this topic as a matter of conflict of interest. If you want to stop global warming, you need to stabilize the amount of greenhouse gasses being liberated from stable underground storage via the burning of fossil fuels. Obviously we need fossil fuels for our civilization, so we need to find ways to sequester and stabilize large quantities of carbon. This can be done through engineering algae blooms in the open ocean (turning atmospheric carbon into biomass, then as algae die, they sink to the bottom of the ocean and generate stable methane ice that doesnt re enter the atmosphere), as well as other strategies involving storing mineralized carbon within the soil column. Anything involving aerosols to block out the sun won't really work long term due to atmospheric dynamics.
>>524361085He has a point. We need to move the AI crap to space.
>>524386421>so we need to find ways to sequester and stabilize large quantities of carbon
>>524386427We need to move all the technocrats and elites to space where they can be conveniently blown out of the sky
>>524361085isnt that the plot of that one Simpsons episode
>>524361085>>524361128>>524361143>>524361145>>524361223He's such a dumb midwit retard that I refuse to believe he actually runs those companies. My best guess is that DARPA or some other org needed a public face for their projects.
>>524386421They would need to be geostationary anyways. Plus imagine how dangerous that is. Jeets programming a literal solar death ray.
>>524361223Get this man a Nobel prizeE=mc^2 is bullshit btw. Einstein ripped out the other half of the equation that makes it useful, when he stole it from someone else.
>>524386421> Top environmental engineer> ignores solar cycles and the maunder minimumThe maunder minimum is importqnt because dinosaur farts and petro emissions arent part of the equation but the earth's climate drastically changed.This 'top engineers' must pretend to not be aware of this for his pseudo science supporting regulatory capture and undermining capitalism, replacing it with crony capitalism, so he can take a big paycheck to be professionally wrong.
>>524386869If that were the case they wouldn't have picked Retard Musk for the face.
>>524386667Trees are great for a million different reasons, but they don't stabilize carbon. 95% of a tree's biomass is composed of atmospheric carbon, and organic matter can only really max out at 6-10% of soil volume, so most of the carbon stored in plant biomass goes back into the atmosphere when the plant dies and decomposes. You cant vegetate the earth enough to counteract the large amounts of carbon liberated into the atmosphere via fossil fuel burning.
>>524387020Yeah imagine if there were arrays of 5g waveguides that could be used to transmit 1000 beams of 20 watts worth of energy onto any target holding a cell phone.
>>524361085 Yet another retarded idea.How's the supertube going?
>>524387143>they wouldn't have picked Retard Musk for the face.He's perfect. High profile court jester for whatever is actually going on.Testing that hypothesis, name one other person who works for any of the dozen companies he owns.
>>524381863Everyone knows it’s a 1:1 and the plants will just adapt. The world will just get greener because this is common sense. If anything the planet will get cooler because the plants will use even more CO2 so all those scientists are wrong and are trying to scam us out of money Also our mini ice age is over so naturally the weather will get warmer. Everyone knows this
>This thing we have the technology to do since the 60's?>Do it again, but include AI somewhere in it to make it look groundbreaking and the future.
>>524387020I dont know about a solar death ray - not enough energy per satellite or any way to transmit or concentrate it, but this would just be a collossal waste of money and pollute earth's orbit with space junk that constantly needs to be maintained. This only sounds good if you own a satellite launch company. >>524387133>solar cycle We're talking about mass balance here. Solar cycles are irrelevant. They cause temporary fluctuations in climate amidst an overall upward trend of increasing greenhouse gasses. You deal with the mass balance part of this, or you don't, but anything else isn't really a solution to bother addressing. >muh jeet astrologer told me muh sun will be quiet for a while so we can do whatever we want
>>524361085A SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>524387182>You cant vegetate the earth enough to counteract the large amounts of carbon liberatedSure you can. Absolutely possible. Literally megatons of carbon can be sucked out of the atmosphere using biomass as the pump. A single White Oak can weigh 40 tons and live for 300 years. If you don't let it burn or rot that carbon is locked up tight forever.If you really gave a fuck about it you would be looking at satellite maps and rainfall data, with a bag of acorns in your truck.If you don't do what is possible right now, you are just posing for clicks.
>>524387701That happens LITERALLY every day
maybe alien invasion and live under alien overlords occupation isnt a bad idea just look at this retard's in our planetary management"wuz ned to blok da sun" clobul wahmin eat ze bugs, caws fartincyкa блять дoлбoeбы
>>524387530You're not a scientist, you're a preacher.You just said solar cycles are irrelevant and the people who pay your paycheck for this specific inane shilling likely own coastal real estate.I suspect there are a small number of aspies in your field who actually believe your climate models - the ones you adjust to still work (maintain the same desired outputs) when new data comes in to maintain the narrative. Like how modern leftists with TDS can't adjust their views on him when new data (like russiagate was fake) come in. But most of you, assuredly, know you are climate hustlers just trying new angles to con us into obeying your regulatory dishonesty.
>>524387285So why did they tell Musk to tweet and then delete a message saying that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and the truth will come out?
>>524388553Musk did this to insulate himself and tesla from the attention of the leftist mob the globalists have programmed into becoming brown shirts.I am sure they are still buds.
>>524388553>saying that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files and the truth will come out?Asymmetric Information Access.We have no fucking idea what is in the files."They" know every word and have for years.The more they stir everyone into a mindless frenzy about the files, the greater the impact for the final release.
>Elon Musk Announcesother than pajeets, who fucking gives.a shit what elol announces anymore?
there was never any good reason to share a country, a language, or the internet with pajeets
>>524387133>dinosaur farts and petro emissions arent part of the equation but the earth's climate drastically changed.They actually aren't at all. Yeah, sure, me driving to work heats up the globe but 3 trillion jeets shitting and dumping plastic into the ocean is fine? Lmao.
pajeets should be posting on bharatchan and living on the subcontinent
>>524387792>megatonnes >so millions of tons Cool. I literally design nature-based solutions for cities and I'm one of the best in the world at this. Lets use your oak example. 40 tons for the tree, and for simplicity's sake, assume 20 tons of that is straight up carbon. Fossil fuels and energy are responsible for 37.5 billion tons of emissions just in 2024, so you would need to somehow magically spawn 1.87 billion fully mature oak trees to equal that. White oaks are a slow maturing tree, and take about 100 years to reach their full size btw. They also have an 80 ft spread, or about 5k sq ft. Per tree. So if you plant 1.87 billion White Oaks each year for 100 years, thats 187 billion White oaks, which require ~33,538,000 square miles to plant, or as large as 204 Californias. >>524388434Yes, they're irrelevant because they have nothing to do with mass balance. They create temporary climate anomalies which subsidize.
>>524389159Planting trees or stopping all burning of fossil fuel would not have prevented this event from catastrophically altering the earth's climate for 100 years.
>>524389159>I literally design nature-based solutions for citiesObviously, you suck at it. Did you do the slime tanks? >37.5 billion tons of emissionsZero sum equation, you are starting from the assumption that earth is a lifeless ball. What is the minimum CO2 requirement to keep the present biosphere alive?Subtract that and then we can talk.
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>>524389037>but 3 trillion jeets shitting and dumping plastic into the ocean is fine?Don't forget the chink bugpeople commissioning a new coal-fired power plant every week for the last 6 years.
>>524389489>Did you do the slime tanks?For insight into modern urban planning.
Create cargo ships that run on AI. That'll fix it.
>>524365196Jeets will do it for half the cost and take twice the time as any white man :^)
>>524385065>PicYeah, that's me these days
>>524361085what could POSSIBLY go wronglet's ask some retarded "model" astrologers
>>524390320Imagine the smell
>>524389489Are you retarded or something? 37.5 billion tons of new emissions as a result of burning fossil fuels. Not total emissions.The people who built those slime tanks might even be less retarded than you>>524389402>last 400 years This is all so tiresome
>>524386869Running one major company is an 80+ hour per week job, so it would be nigh impossible for Elon to run just one of SpaceX, Twitter, or Tesla with his social media addiction let alone all of them and more (Boring Company, DOGE, etc.)It's safe to assume that the rest of the C-Suite at these companies along with Elon's personal assistants are running the show.
>>524361085>Elon Musk Announces An Actual Viable Global Warming SolutionFixed it for you op since everything else so far is complete bullshit which accomplishes nothing.
>>524386869Elon Musk has never invented anything. He came up with none of the ideas behind these companies. He owns these companies because he bought them from the people who did come up with them, and used his name to promote further investment into them for his own gain.If I spend a million dollars and buy your farm, that does not make me a farmer. I never milk the cows or harvest the corn, I just won the land its built on because I have a piece of paper that says that I do.
>>524361085I thought global warming or whatever it's called today was a leftist hoax.I thought there was a (((swamp))) behind the left and that they were only puppets, Trump said so at his rallies.I thought the pedo island was a right hoax then a leftist hoax.
>>524362011It’s so much worse than you think.To block out a sufficient amount of light to have a noticeable effect, without spending some large multiple of the entire planet’s gdp, these shades would have to be extremely thin and light. You *can’t* put it on a low earth orbit because, due to atmospheric drag, they’ll just deorbit faster than you can launch them.If you put them in a higher orbit the vast majority of them won’t be blocking sunlight from hitting the earth. Even in an extremely low orbit just under half would be doing anything at all and it just gets worse as you go higher.The only realistic way to do this is by parking them at L1. Trouble is not only does that take much more rocket fuel but the satellites are much less protected from the Sun’s radiation. The shade itself will be fine but they’ll need some kind of control electronics because L1 isn’t stable unlike some of other Lagrange points. Even if you harden them a big fat fucking CME could knock out their electronics, they’ll scatter, and the Earth will be subject to a termination shock.TL;DR his boondoggle will eventually fail and the consequent warming will be much more sudden and thereby destructive than any warming we’ve experienced thus far. Fortunately his retarded boondoggle may not even be feasible or affordable in the first place. Just an other Elon branded bonfire for US taxpayer money.
>>524393620>TL;DR his boondoggle will eventually fail and the consequent warming will be much more sudden and thereby destructive than any warming we’ve experienced thus far. Fortunately his retarded boondoggle may not even be feasible or affordable in the first place. Just an other Elon branded bonfire for US taxpayer money.Remember the Boring company? All that had to do was make a moderately better metro line, and somehow he still managed to turn that into a fucking nightmarish disaster with underground rivers of acid.
>>524361345That's why he set a factory in china, where all the processes were quicly copied?
>>524364385>>524384826You are both wrong. First of all, we don't even need to engineer such plants. Pine produces scent that turns into aerosole that reflects light into space. That's how the forest cools itself to reach max effiency in growing.I'm not even going to comment on what the dude who replied to you has written. It's just beyond retardation.
>>524394698I wonder if we could genetically engineer something like an algae that releases the same thing. Pine doesn't grow everywhere.
>>524366896You are naive believing he even can block the sun. At most, he will send 1000 panels that wil bloos 1e^-1000000000% perecnt of the sunlight we get.
>>524394257>with underground rivers of acid.Oh cool I didn’t know about that sequel to the clusterfuck, will look that up later.
>>524361085Simpsons did it, but with fewer steps.
>>524361085If these psychopaths try fucking with the planet we're just going to put suicide satellites into orbit that detonate into a cloud of shrapnel that's sprayed in the paths of all their precious satellites resulting in even more cascading debris.Nobody gave them permission to do this and if they try then they are enemies of humanity and deserve bloody slaughter.
>>524386869Look up the word "delegation".
>>524394848> https://fortune.com/2025/11/12/elon-musk-boring-company-tunnels-injuries-osha-citations-fines-rescinded-nevada-governor-office-documents-altered/> At Boring Co. safety precautions and environmental permits have seemingly been thrown to the side in favor of speed. A Fortune investigation published in early 2024 found that numerous employees had suffered from burns caused by an accelerant used to harden the concrete mixture that keeps the tunnel structure in place. That chemical, called MasterRoc AGA 41S, mixes with groundwater and dirt as the tunneling proceeds, and pools at the base of the tunnels, sometimes to knee-high levels. > According to one former Boring employee who worked at the company at the time of the drills, workers had made an effort to clear the tunnels of the muck fluid before the fire department arrived for the exercise. “There’s no way to fully clean it,” the employee said, “Because there’s constant flow coming out of the machine, even when it’s standing still.”
>>524361085>doing something in space that would be far cheaper and easier to do on the earth surface and would be possible far earlierpls some one luigis this dumb snakes oils sales men
>>524361143Elon Musk is the Jew's messiah
>>524394698You might be the highest functioning fetal alcohol syndrome case that has ever existed, but you're still a retard who doesn't understand radiative transfer theory. Go drink some potatoes
>>524367046the irony is that Freeman Dyson paper about the sphere was actually ironic and ment as a over the top joke to mock the absurdity of the logic of the people trying to detect extraterrestrial life from his time, and yet this did not stop all the braindead snakes oils salesmen's and midwit plebbit tier pop science and media from pushing it on the mainstream
>>524361085>AI satelliteso this will fall back onto the Earth as soon as they try to use.
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>>524361128This is literally the plot to The Matrix
>>524361085>>524361128>>524361143>>524361145>>524361165>>524361179>>524361182they want to put the data centers in space so we cannot burn them down later.
>>524361085>satellite constellationhow convenient he proposes solutions that would involve his companies like SpaceX and xAI. He couldn't possibly have an ulterior motive could he
