*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*You're fucking dead.
>>524362908You just got my ear.
>>524362908Moshiach is going to whoop your ass, punk.
My stomach hurts. I'm probably about to poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo>editI am pooping.
im thinking about relocating my family to turin italy. My father in law is from the region and his family has properties we could rent for fairly cheap. Its just weird to think of my kids growing up to be italians that can speak american instead of american kids that can speak italian. idk
>>524363354I just took a big poop. My stomach no longer hurts. It's like 2am though.
>>524362908>and then I woke up
>>524363389I just woke up to poop.
>>524362908Meh
>>524363354>that can speak american
I want to finish pooping and go back to sleep. I am afraid that I'll just have to poop again 5 minutes later. Life is hard.
>>524362908I can confirm that I am indeed dead right now. Posting from the afterlife through a medium who is channeling me so he can type out the posts for me on 4chan as I use his hands.
>>524363440i more meant like they would be italians with some american cultural heritage and background or something idk man
>>524363486Poop
>>524362908what the fuck you shootin at me for??