put this in your mouthblow on itkeep goingkeep goingkeep going100% humiliation ritual
>>524366892what is this?
My slave! entertain me with a dance!
>>524366892Truckers pour alcohol down their ass through an enema, they get drunk through intestinal absorption no breathalyzer will notice it
>>524367898wait till they bring out the fartalyzer
>>524367898lmao thats fucking stupid and not at all how it works. the breathalyzer detects the alcohol in your blood because its secreted to your breath, its not some fumes that are left over unless you take the test right after sipping on some vodkai'm not saying that some russian truckers aren't doing that because they might THINK that is how breathalyzer works because they're retards, all i'm saying is that they're retarded
>>524366892I pulled up to breathalyser stop high as fuck tonight.. nice.
>>524367898that's a good way to die from alcohol poisoning
>>524366892Oh my God keep activated charcoal in your glove box. When the officer asks why your mouth is full of charcoal you can inform him you've passed his test and will be on your way.
>>524367898I had no idea russians were this fucking retarded.
>>524367898Kek I love that Russians are actually this stupid.
>>524366892lmao>the fact that I got caught drunk behind my shitmobile like a degenerate is not humiliating at all, having to blow air into a little straw for 2 seconds is what truly humiliates meyour brain on alcohol
The only reason they tell you to keep exhaling "keep going" is because you're practising your prison act of sucking on it instead..
