>Wake up to the sound of birds smashing into my windows because I have no guns to shoot them anymore bc albo said so>Hungry because can't afford anything so I hop in me falcon to get sum grub with my 5cents of cennoreedingos>Hit 3 kangaroos on the way to the shops that are an hour away almost run out of fuel because all the Indian run servos are shut for no reason >Finally get there full of indians shitting everywhere and can't afford anything and half of it is expired because of the 55c heat and or stolen by abbos or niggers>Ai false flags me for anti semitism and stealing a bag of black ice flavored crispy potato chips >5g phone snitches on me looking lustfully at a white women irl because she's flat chested a cups despite being 25 she's 300pounds and looks 40yo I got accused of eye rape>Social media ban means my future kids can't access the Internet at all here and anyone over 16+ can't even look up cooking recipes without logging into jewgle with full facial scan digital id and social credit score over 900 audollarydoosheckles>Police hop out do the traditional raygun twerk dancing while acknowledging the local beerbuggercuntabbonigger people of Coonshitfucknoongaville>Arrest me for being white anyways after my digital id passes because I grimaced at a non white Australian >Ai finally self corrects after a dei hire finally noticed its mistake an hour later>Finally get back to my totalled car in the colesdrakesworth carpark with a dv racism interlock fitted I have to say hiel femenazis for me ford to start>Get defected on my way out of town by highway patrol for unroadworthy car because couldn't afford to repair it and insurance companies just write it off anyways can't afford a new one since our money is worthless and my 1 million dollar shithouse isn't actually worth anything >Drive home anyways with no food a fucked car and drop 100kg because I can't afford anything or go anywhere >Gf ghosts me no friends scammed ripped me off no work no lifeLol
>>524376886crack open a fosters and throw another shrimp on the barbie, you'll be fine
>>524376969Absolutely can't even afford that shit beer or overpriced prawns lul
>>524377018get a job as crocodile hunter or crocodile dundee then
>>524377789Can't mate have a fucked back from a motorbike accident as a tween 20 years ago and fuckwhit govt won't give me disability pension despite it all being documented because I need thousands of dollars worth of tests I can't afford And the national health care disability scheme is a scam for fat Karen carers and niggers Yay great country and 2026+ is even worsening
>>524376886>>Wake up to the sound of birds smashing into my windows>>Hungry because can't afford anythingKniw that feel, bro.Sopa de PASSARINHO UMA DELICIAjust saying
>>524378344Kek wut u ated the birbs?AckCK
The entire anglosphere is fucked. Even the US is just getting a temporary reprieve with Trump.
>>524376886you deserve suffering if you kill animalsdo sth about the windows so birds don't fly into them genius, it's not like they do it on purpose
>>524381245Fufk u avian cloaca spotter weirdo featherfag the literally suicide bomb my car and house windows dailySame with roos I killed 3 this year alone and 2 last year just by the dumbfucks hopping in front of a car going 60mph for no reason
>>524378877Yeah he's really jewfagging your place upMeanwhile we have a inneffectiual houso sop jewboy as a pm who's about as liked as Cadbury vegimite
