I'm eating dinner on a train a bit drunk and care free because I am safe and on my way home. Can you do the same in your car on a slippery road, soon to be crushed by a random slavic truck? I think not.
>>524377395Drinking and driving is my right as an American
>>524377419My cousin got raped in the drunk tank after his first DUI in AZ and now I'm too scared to ever attempt it.
>>524377395>ride the trainWhat a petty, low-effort psy-op
>>524377419Chat, is this true?
>>524377395you eat this shit non stop throughout the day dont you.
>>524377395still a serf boy on Christmas
>>524377395Post face fuckboy
>>524377395
>>524377395I love you soup Pole, I think about you sometimes
>>524377395You are so gay it's impressive
>>524377395I would ride the trian aswell if it wasn't filled with niggers and spics sleeping in it
>>524377675Yes. It helps you manage the amount of food you eat. 70-100g of food per thermos.
>>524377395You're making the Japanese seethe. You are not supposed to eat on trains. Very shamefur
>>524377395I get stabbed if I get on the train by a brave nigger and then my wife and kids will have to apologize to his family for inconveniencing him and making him kill me in a fit of unprovoked random rage.
>>524377567they porked his pooper....did he cry out like Nick Fuentes getting his BBC baseball bat Milo setup?
>>524377419Without a seat-belt on as God intended
>>524377395Are you the guy that stores his food in the window so neighbours can see it?
>>524377805You don't have security on your trains? How odd?
>>524377395In America the passenger trains have drug addicts on them last i check. I was gonna ride one to go some places like the winery or grand canyon etc until i found out
>>524378013Who let them in without a ticker?
>>524378085They stabbed the security until they gave up and now the drug addicts control the train systems
>>524377419Based I did it In GTA online the other day it was kino in first person mode spilled my slurmp all over the a pillar
>>524378124Here it escalates like in GTA. Train security then Station security, Police, antiterrorists, army. You cat win.
>>524377395What is that stuff? I just had breakfast at mcdicks, it's been a while since I had ronald mcdonalds tasty semin (Sausage Egg McmuffIN)
>>524378201olive oil, rice, maggi, red pepper
>>524377395You should make a thread on /ck/. You have a humble cult over there that is interested in your recipes.https://archived.moe/ck/thread/21735257
>>524378673/ck/ is a dead board
Chef millet is that you? This is a nice change from your kitchen shots. How's that feet that was bothering you
>>524378876I'm no longer bothered by my feet.
>>524377804>>524377395>Eurofags wouldn’t get it
>>524378311Maybe put some beef jerky in it or pre boil an egg and add it
>>524379493You need 2 thermoses.One will boil your rice. The second one will boil your eggs. Don't put shit covered eggs in your rice.
>>524377395Merry Christmas, soupanon. Hope you get home safe and satiated.
>>524379283Making your own alcohol is dead easy. Got 5 gallons of wine on the go at present, costs me only about £1.50 a litre.
>>52437783920x per day
>>524377567Isn't in USA male on male rape a very common and normal thing when you go to jail/prison?Part of the experience, so to say.
>>524377395I eat better than that in my car while driving.
>>524377419How many cyclists have you removed from the road today? My numbers are 5,378,774 cyclists removed from the roads so far. I'm aiming for 6 million.
>>5243798173 (three)
>>524379888Not as common as being assraped in the Russian army.
>>524377395I do it all the time pussy
>>524377395Only wagies use public transportation. NEETS don't need to be anywhere on Christmas.
>>524380134My future wife is waiting for me.
>>524379982> daddy soupcan, mommy soupcan, kiddo ... eh let's leave itKapustnica to the rescue.
Howdy! It’s thermos anon! Have you decided to buy a pressure cooker yet?
>>524380487we should do a collection and order him one by mail. i still think he wouldn't use it because he's terrified of pressure cookers.
>>524380075Why have you resorted to whataboutism?
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>>524380775coward. does your gf know this about you yet?
>>524380935She also prefers not to blow herself up.
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