/pol/ humor thread
>leftoids trying to hijack a /pol/ tradition again
>>524382989>pointing out that he fucked kids is now a lefty position intetesting. will grass being green or the sky being blue soon also be a lefty take?
>>524382989Have you tried being funny
>>524383308You faggots have been spamming this shit for years without definitive proof. >just one more batch of files>the walls are closing in>PEE PEE TAPE!>it's mueller time!Face it, dumb fuck, reality doesn't bend to your wishes.
>>524383527Why are you bumping the thread made by a lazy 1pbtid memeflaggot OP?
>>524383612Butthurt judeoamericans forgot how to partecipate in humor threads
>>524382989My sides.
>>524383666I have accumulated some shit to post, it's my thread now
>>524383612based grass is blue anon.
>>524382730>1 post by this IDDo the world a favor and fucking kill yourself already
>>524383308Nobody believes that though. And even if it were true you guys have no leg to stand on since you still creamed your pants for Bill Clinton everytime the DNC brought his old creepy ass out for events. Oh my god the kid diddler big willy is here now we gotta vote Mamala!!!
>>524383612>He never did it>Okay maybe he did but they were sexy teens and teens can breed>Okay maybe some were less than 12 years old and couldn't breed but I bet they were hot and so what it isn't like he killed them>Okay so he blew ONE of their brains out, we all do things in acts of passion*We are here*>So he sacrificed a few babies after raping them to moloch and baal, it is all for the greater good MIGGA!
>>524384823Funny how you stupid niggers will never provide any proof.
>>524384795Dude, i get it. Youre fine with pedophiles as long as theyre on your side of the political aisle. Totally normal for people in a cult where everyone else is at fault except the leader of the cult. You dont have to explain, its understood.
>>524384931It's very interesting how the group that loves to call it's political opponents a "cult" will themselves engage in the most cultish behavior.
>>524384986Everything is a cult, and you all waste your time talking about the game instead of playing it
>>524382989>make jokes against leftists>HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY>make fun of pedo god trump>NOOOOO KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF what is this mental illness holy fucking shit how do you worship anyone let alone a reality tv star who rapes kids
>>524384906Okay Migger. Glad you're into pedophile murderers.
>>524384986Again, you dont have to reply man. Dont be so hard on yourself. For one, its not at all your fault working with a double digit IQ on the lower end. Its scary in the real world having to think for yourself and come to objective conclusions. Cults solve that problem when you can just listen to what they say, and go with it.If a = bad, its bad!If b = good, its good!If c = no opinion, dont discuss it until its either a or b!
>>524385083Shut up, fag, and insult the retards.>>524385250You're in a cult. A gay humorless cult that cannot meme. >>524385235Boy with all those hits and the fact that you can bypass all the redactions, you'd think you could show some actual evidence. No? Why not? Because there isn't any?
>>524384986>trump can do no wrong>defend trump like a schizo like >>524382989>trump tells no lies, he is the only source of truth>when caught out in blantent provable lies the cult makes excuses for the behavior and brushes it off>there is no epstein list>ok there is a list but its a hoax>under oath: there is nothing to indicate kids were trafficked>the files that dont exist prove kids were trafficked>remove trumps photos on the released lists and give no explanation>refuse to release list illegallyhmmmmmmmmm
>>524385338You're a shill or absolutely retarded, the first image I sent you has evidence it, also retarded or shill you're a retarded useless horrible lying migger.
>>524385338I don't partecipate in the games of failed experiments
>>524385417Trump absolutely can do wrong. It's just that you faggots have yet to come up with any credible examples of wrongdoing by him. It's just gay redditor seethe left and right with you morons.Also you're Canadian. That means you have at least a 50% chance of being a chink or a jeet.
>>524385338I wasnt insulting you man, i was trying to help you understand why things outside of the groupthink youre comfortably able to operate within makes you feel persecuted when someone outside of the cult questions you. I hope this helps. We have a safe circle on here actually, have you considered going back to, and staying in /ptg/? Non cultists arent allowed in there, its very kosher and wont touch anything taboo that puts you in a bind of mental gymnastics.
>>524385570>It's just that you faggots have yet to come up with any credible examples of wrongdoing by him.not even reading the rest. you just proved my point. literally just gave you examples of the wrongdoing that can't be refuted by any non cultist, and here you are making excuses for the cult leader, just like a cultie would do. i accept your concession
>>524385495It doesn't show any evidence. It just shows that Trump is mentioned in the files. The next step is to not do the "trust me bro" faggotry but post what is in those files that mentions Trump. You wont do this, of course.
>>524385570>>524385666take the L holy shit. or are you trying to get paid by shilling for him?
>>524385618I'm sure he's paid to spout trump support outside of it. I refuse to believe anyone is naturally that retarded he surely has some kind of ulterior motive.
>>524385618That's a lot of very nice projection. Typical of midwit leftists.>>524385651>make claim about trump>scream "YOU'RE IN A CULT" when asked for proofYou're in a cult, Chiang (or is it Sukdeep?)
>>524385735>>524385740Show the evidence. (You wont.)
>>524385751>already gave evidence>ignore evidence and say you provided none>projects their indian heritageit was already proven 95% of maga shills online are indian or russian not even a month, you trying to deflect your cow shit worshiping isnt going to help. you're literally in a cult or you're a paid shill, i already accepted your concession. or do you have a humiliation fetish?
>>524385740I hope so, hes worked as hard as he could here If not, its undoubtedly abuse of a mental defective.>>524385751You ARE being paid, right?
>>524385866You did not show any evidence. An image saying Trump is mentioned in the files 331 times is just evidence of him being mentioned in the files. You did not show what he was mentioned for. Thank you for playing, Rapemeet. But you lost.>>524385937You ARE going to show some evidence, right?
>>524382730>>524383308You must listen to everything Dear Leader says. It is true, so says MIGA
>>524382989Yeah they really started coming in droves after their humiliating defeat a year ago. I think they actually consider this place a threat now, you can see it in threads./pol/ before would've cheered every day at Trump, he's literally 4chan incarnate with a lot of hidding of power levels ofc.I for one find this term amusing as fuck, every day is a gift that keeps on giving lel
>>524385966No thats not what i asked. See, this is what im talking about. I know its uncomfortable to talk about things you shouldnt, or things that make the rest of the cult look bad. This one time i want you to do something to make us all proud, which is stay on topic and answer the question. Can you be a big boy and do that?
>>524383612It’s cope. Trump checked their egos in 2016 and checked them even harder in 2024. “Trump raped kids” is all they have to stay sane, it’s the glue holding their realities together. They’re hurting so bad they’re saying Trump throws babies into lakes. At that point it’s safer to let them run with it than to even argue. They convinced themselves of a falsehood and are still coming to terms that they have nothing, and never will. Vance 2028 though.
>>524385966I sent that to you and the first image (one of many like it) goes over him approving a child Epstein brought him shill. Also you know it is bad when your sex trafficker warns people about how evil you are lol
>>524386162So when are you gonna post something humorous in this humor thread?
>>524385727I feel singled out by this picture.
>>524385966>here is the rape document>this person is mentioned 331 times in the rape document>you know, the document about people being mentioned if they raped kids? That one>"UHHH AHH DOOOOIIIIIIEEE DUUURRR DAT DONT MEAN HE DONE HAD ANYTHIN TO DO WIF IT DUUUUUURRRRRR"
>>524386251NTA but anecdotal evidence that cannot be corroborated is not evidence.
>>524386257Passive users can't be choosers
>>524386320
>>524385966>trump says files are fake>trump releases the filesthe evidence was already there, he's already outright lied to you and here you are shilling like the good jeet you are so you can feed your family of 20 living in a closet eggs on cowshit
>>524386284NO ONE CARES NIGGER EVEN IF HE DID IT, I HOPE HE FUCKS YOUR KIDS TOO LEFTOID KEKAROOOO
>>524386142Do you so much dick because you like the taste?>>524386251Shitlibs like you are not capable of grasping the idea that to a sex trafficker pedophile and abuser, you are an awful person if you get in the way of their behavior or simply do not go far enough to enable it.Also>when you join sides with the convicted pedophile because orange man badFunnier than when you guys joined forces with the Bushes and the Cheneys, to be honest, family.>>524386284Surely you can find something in that document. Had you anything of value, you wouldn't be reaching as hard as this fag is: >>524386251Shitlibs, you need to try harder. This is too easy.
>>524386360331 times, all "anecdotal" please. I'm going back to humor now.
>>524386367You still haven't posted anything actually funny.
>>524384860
>>524386458Then why can't you find one specific thing that isn't anecdotal?
>>524386397>>524386458Surely with 331 times he's been mentioned, you could find something damning. But you can't, so you wont post the evidence.
>>524386463Passive users will be pegged
>>524386519Please go back to India Migger backup, filtered you and the other retard shill.
>>524386443Ah, at least you tried. I had my doubts we would make any progress the first try getting you to break free. Im really cheering for you big guy, hoping one day you have the courage to leave the safe circle and see things for how they are.
>>524386601Unfunny posters will be ridiculed.
>>524386614>ad homI accept your concession.
>>524386251>let’s just ask Epstein what he thinks about all thisDefending actual pedophiles to attack imaginary pedophiles. Well done, not retarded at all. Not desperate or reaching whatsoever. Epstein is a totally valid character witness for a person who mutually hates him. Great logic.
I love that these shills try to force the YOU'RE A LiB!!! too, even though it is crystal clear both are on the same side.
>>524383612I understand that those few who aren't shills were conditioned to deal with endless anti-trump propaganda. No one did more for trump's image for the left. But you were blinded, and now you can't see trump for what he is, even when the gloves are off. I pity you weak minded hylics.
>>524382730>1pbtid>memeflag>”humor”
>>524386800>I pity youWe don't think about you at all.
>>524383308Do you leftists have ANY evidence of that whatsoever? Because after almost a decade of you retards saying that, I’ve yet to see your proof
>>524382730Don't clip the foreground retard. My goodness leftists are lazy fucks
>>524386975
>>524383711What humor? These threads are always shitskin foreigners reposting “memes” they found on reddit
>>524385250There’s a reason why we say leftists like you are in a cult. Mostly because you all say the same things word for word and are perpetually unable to prove your claims
>>524385651Are you illiterate or just a retard?
>>524387117>n-no youlol, pretty good humor there.
>>524387036Women forcibly becoming this worldwide is the next grand political paradigm
>>524385735What L, you discord tranny?
>>524386800>if my meme is persuasive then my stance definitely holds up under scrutinyPost credible evidence of wrongdoing or you lose by default.
>>524387227Probably that unironically wrapped in an AI sex robot looking at how things are going today.
>>524386284Where is the evidence? Show me where in the list is says “Trump raped kids”. I know you won’t, but it’s fun watching you leftists squirm
>>524386601>memeflag>spamming Reddit “humor”>is a faggotWhat a surprise
>>524386619I like how the best insult you have is something the right accurately labeled you with a decade ago
>>524382989>.gifIs he ok?
>>524387207You are aware of the fact we’ve been calling you leftists cultists since 2016, right?
>>524384931I'm not a Trump fan so i'm afraid you're wrong there bud. I'm actually on the side of not voting until a real right winger runs. So i'm afraid the boomer cult thing doesn't work as this is /pol/ and not Facebook. But if it makes you feel better keep shitting on him. I'd actually love to see JD Vance come in over him at this point lmao. My point is, no one believes it and you guys have no leg to stand on since you didn't care about your own sides sex pests. Ironic based on your boomer rant.
>>524387512You are aware I'm not a leftist or centrist you weird retarded shill pedophile red v blue bread and circus enjoyer?
>>524387585>im not a leftist>i just repeat everything the leftists sayI’m amazed you think anyone believes you
>>524387371So it seems, so it seems
>>524387673I'm amazed you're so retarded you haven't figured out there is no difference between your pedo cult and yours. Your awareness is incredibly low.
>>524387434It was real in your mind
>>524382989
>>524385233little kek
>>524385735Then fucking post the evidence. You retards smugly screech that it's out there but somehow can't show it. Are you going to say it's not my job to educate you? Like a smug black woman who's used to people just believing because she says so?
>>524382730hi shill. reminder: the network is on your side, this is why you are here
>>524386443ban glans exposer glider exterminator
>>524385235Oh no. This is the evidence...? that his name is listed? Bad news Hilldogs. Oh god Bernie's name is in there too. NOOOOO
>l74wpTtM>n/wMvtBV>UDYeSZuw>MxiKkTvMThank you for your handmade contribution to the humor thread.
>>524388318of course she's in there, this isn't a gotcha, bill visited the island even more than trump lol, they are ALL PEDOPHILES you are literally picking your favorite pedophile team. I'd say post funny but the fact people don't understand this is hilarious actually.
>>524382989fpbpthe long winded replies prove the point
>>524387726There is a difference and at this point you're retarded. One bill that gutted the entire fund doesn't prove anything. The democrats to their credit are voting more and more against Israel everytime. They also don't do whatever Israel wants like republicans do. That is because Republicans have extreme christian's in who fully admit their entire purpose in politics is to work for Israel because of the dumb fucking line in scripture about blessing Israel. People like Mike Huckabee saying the only thing worth living for now is to expel every non Jew from Israel to bring in the rapture. This type of retardation doesn't exist on the left. Don't get me wrong they have their own retardation and much more of it. They believe black people are the holy chosen ones instead lmao
>>524388470No you retard. The point is they're just MENTIONED. Hilary was mentioned by Ghislaine in an email about a local election in 2012. Is that evidence of pedophilia? Fuck I guess you really just didn't even read beyond the search showing his name did you? I'm actually astonished. It's like doing a search for the word America in Mein Kampf and saying that it's proof Hitler was an American because America was mentioned in the book thirty times lmao
>>524382989Fpbp
>>524388790looool. Finally a way the fake cults/shills of the left and right can unite, defending pedophile murderers.
>>524388841I like that better when it references trannies. Fits perfectly for it.
>>524383308MAGAts want to rape children like dear leader. IDK why people expect anything different with cultists
>>524388841Kek it is funny to imagine that their societies have crashed so much that they did not even leave an archeological trace, including in the last 2000 years.
>>524386886fucking lmao
>>524388930Okay can you show me where his name was mentioned in that library that has a specific act or accusation of pedophilia? You can do it for Hillary too if you like. Or Bernie. Show me evidence of any of them where they're mentioned as pedophiles. Please do. You got it right? You're not just seeing a name mentioned and not actually reading past it are you? I get it you're just trolling because not even niggers are this dumb but it's been fun.
I ran out of shitpostsGoodbye
>>524389324dog bless
>>524385962Men never actually went to war over hags, not even premium hags. Troy is just a fantasy story.
>>524389324thanks for posting funnies.
>>524385966You're a retard and deserve to get nuked by your Jewish president.
>>524388991the next superpower. BRICS will finally give us flying cars and self-roasting pigs, no doubt.
>>524389680he's right. I wish there was some evidence but when "he's a bad man" is your evidence of him doing child diddling you know you're fucked. I would love to see Vance usurp Trump simply based on the fact he's not fucking 80, but with this "evidence" it's never happening. Not to mention, obviously nothing incriminating would be released by Trumps own FBI. you guys are smooth brained.
>>524390137vance is a homo
>>524383844The economic axis of the political spectrum has been subverted by Marxist kikes. Hitler was a socialist. Today's China is the Authoritarian Right.
>>524384906The fuck more do you want, a goddamn semen sample?
>>524389324gratzie mile
>>524383308>pointing out that he fucked kidsYou believe men can become women so everything you assert has no meaningI invite you personally to call me anything relatedFAFO pussySimply tell me who you are
>>524390948>>524388966Goes for you as well little cunt faggotSimply tell me who you are
>>524387227Nonsense. Just a few gene changes to make women enjoy being compliant more would solve most issues. Wanting more is hubris
>>524390504I want you people to show the actual evidence that he did anything. Not one of you discord niggerfaggot lefty/pol/ retards has shown any thing that proves Trump had sex with kids.
>>524389169I mean it's in there but so far the only mention is by some schizo who also said that Hillary did the Oklahoma city bombing.
>>524390948 >just tell me who you are!Im not a 9 year old, so i dont think you would be all that interested in knowing who or where i am
>>524391280>Aged 16 yearsToo old.
>>524393274https://youtu.be/xZUBP-uWwUE
>>524392349
all the ones OP has posted seem to be generated by AI, since they make very little sense and are all unfunny. humans at least get one right
>>524388841
>>524386212kek I got really hammered a few weeks ago and sleepwalked to my front door and pissed all over the floorit still smells fucking bad idk what to do either
https://youtu.be/7WZ33w3B8Hw
>>524382730
https://youtu.be/byN3JDPoJRo
I would vote Trump if I could, he's got fine taste for women just like me
>>524399704
>>524400220callate pinche colgate joto, you foos are fags
>>524385727>>524386278Literally pound metoo anons
Screenshot for yours
>>524397029You have to put thick towels under the floor mat (assuming this is the problem) and pour water on the mat. You have to repeat this a few times, take the wet towels to bathroom and wash them by hand, squeeze dry and repeat the operation. Then you must use either a hair dryer or industrial heater for this purpose, to make sure there is no moisture left under the floor mat nor in the mat. Any liquid in large quantities will create mold and that's bad news.
>>524392278Surely you leftists have some evidence to back up your claim. It would be the first time you’ve ever done so, but surely this time you have proof
https://youtu.be/yI2oS2hoL0k
>>524388790>The point is they're just MENTIONEDwhat makes these culties defend pedophiles so much? you just exonerated literally everyone mentioned in the files, because they were >LE MENTIONEDso clinton is free, hilary is free, trump is free, literally everyone is free. are you in the files yourself? are you a jeet paid shill? what makes you defend them so fucking hard
>>524390948>You believe men can become womenwhy is it every time some right wing paid shill talks and starts losing they bring up their tranny fetish? every single fucking time?
>>524401489>posts moutains of evidence>”imagine beliving [x] LMAO”??????
>>524401387lmao'ing at the Finnbro having a solution to the drunken pissed the floor problem not gonna lie
>>524401831they dont give a fuck they are redacting trumps pictures in the files in real time, literally no amount of evidence will convince paid shills
>>524387393It doesn't say bill clinton raped kids either does it? But we all know he did it. Face it, if there's someone who is so closely tied to Epstein you know what the fuck they were there for dude.
>>524401881Or they're ai bots. Nobody is that fucking stupid.
>>524401073What is this?
>>524401881I know, lmao thats what makes it so funny. It gets post constantly, and its not good enough in any circumstance. scientology could only wish to have as obedient members as even just the avarage migger.
>>524401913isnt it amazing how they'll accept clinton did it, with the same amount of evidence, no pictures of the rape or videos, but with trump they need videos and pictures of penetration, and even then they will start moving the goal posts of >WELL ACKUALLY IN UGANDA THE AGE OF CONSENT IT 5 SO WHO CARES
>>524401657Man of War right after :3It makes me furious how many people are used to listening to shitty music with lazy ass structure and development.
Dead ass.
>>524401073Cute
>>524393274>>524393396>>524397466>>524399597>>524401657
>>524403307
>>524392278Thought so PUSSYI'd simply bury you on my land and I know I can get away with it since not a single soul will miss youNot oneFAFO pussyYou wouldn't say nor do jack fucking shit
>>524383308You being a faggot is a universal take
>>524403803>thought so PUSSY! if you were a little girl, id demolish you!i know you would, mordecai! calm down
>>524384954kek
As the thread dies, I would like to point out that this was an obviously astroturfed lefty/pol/ thread made by a discord group who cannot prove their insane theories about Trump.
>>524401771Do you understand what burden of proof means? Considering how many times lefties have fallen for shit like the pee tape, muh Russia, muh Covid, I don't think you guys understand what evidence means anymore.
>>524404069Trump was part of an elite cabal of child abusers centred around MOSSAD agent Jeffrey Epstein
>>524404069>y-you must be on le other BLUE child rapist and killer side if you don't like my RED jewish child rapist and killer side
>>524382730>Memeflaggot kikeRuined thread before it started
>>524404209>>524404227nta but you guys are absolute retards. stick to vidya this isnt for you lol
>>524404439Sure thing cultist pedophile loving nigger/shill, keep deluding yourself and supporting literal evil. You won't be missed.
>>524386975>>524387013kek
>>524404623i hate trump. like i said, you have no idea what you are doing. you are a toy.
>>524403307That is exactly how every company over 10 individuals operates and eventually fails.>wow how did that billion dollar company go bankrupt!?they run out of Daves
https://youtu.be/pFS4zYWxzNA
>>524382730what every wigger got for christmas
>>524383382You are projecting
>>524383351That was funny. You're just brown.
>>524386367thissa banger
>>524382989You're never gonna make me pro pedophile no matter how hard you try
>>524404227You're a pedophile that raped and killed kids.My proof? That you're a pedophile that raped and killed kids if you deny my accusation that you raped and killed kids because only someone who raped and killed kids would deny raping and killing kids. And anyone who questions this supports you as a raper and killer of kids because why would anybody defend a raper and killer of kids? No of course I'm not going to show you any evidence, you raper and killer of kids.This is your argument in a nutshell. You want to desperately be the intelligent free-thinkers, when in reality you're just the disorganized mob of retards with pitchforks and torches.
https://youtu.be/Bm5iA4Zupek
>>524405854https://youtu.be/Bm5iA4Zupek
>>524384076Damn I guess I'm going to start drinking Fanta now
https://youtu.be/p7b_BMPdVlc
>>524383711Another common Milwaukee W
>>524386614Is this slop?
