According to a source close to trump, trump farts a lot. He frequently eats McDonald's and then has meetings in the oval office. He then proceed bust ass with the doors locked letting everyone inside stuck having to smell his greasy big mac farts. Like he can fart on command and is good at controlling the volume. The one constant is the smell though. He walks by people he doesn't like and crop dusts them every time
>>524398727He was ripping inna gada da vida when he grabbed the steering wheel.
>>524398727Nothing beats ripping a fat one
>>524398727he walks around with a shitty diaper all day like the giant fat retarded orange baby he is
>>524398727Holy based
>>524398727Dangerously based
>>524398727>The one constant is the smell though.I have heard he wear diapers because he shits himself due to previous heavy cocaine use and his still constant adderall snorting.
>>524398908>armpits, ketchup, makeup and ass
>>524398727He must be a German if he likes to gas people so much
