TRUMP IS BRINGING BACK LEGAL PIRACY AGAINST ALL BOAT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>524401603thx god emperor trump
>>524401603>congress can>congressMiggers are retarded
>>524401603if this becomes real i will sell my business and properties immediately to head for the sea. see you there
>>524401603ARRRRRRR!!!!
based.
aye aye cap'n
>>524401905Avast! Send this scalawag straight to Davy Jones' Locker
I would be soooo happy if this came to fruition
>>524401603i want to be a pirate nigger
>return of the Corsair Fleet
>>524401603If it's legal it's not piracy dumdum.It's privateering.
>>524402213>French and English teaming up against the Spain jew againBased, see you in Tortuga (might need to remove the coons that took over the island first though)
>>524401603GOD DAMN THEM ALLI WAS TOLD WE'D SAIL THE SEAS FOR VENEZUELAN FENTWE'D FIRE NO GUNS, SHED NO TEAAAARS
>>524402950I just want to play practical jokes on enemy captains.
>>524401603That's called privateering you dumb nigger.
>>524403294do something help
>>524401952Yes. I would like to board your ship for an expedition. I will do general cleaning duties and help carry spoils. Please. I need money.
>>524401603If that happens it wont be done with sovl like it was back in the day, you will instead get mcprivateers in the most soulless way you can think of
>>524401603>I didn't pirate that movie, I'm a privateer
>>524401603/pol/ needs an invasion force and commander land.
>>524403409You're going to get gangs from here out in their waters. Our niggers are US Trained, street hardened, genetically modified super farm equipment. You dont want their problems. And if its on the up and legal? Oh hell.. I feel sorry for your daughters.
The videos of cartels executing boomers are going to be better than ISIS.
>>524403525American blacks are terrified of water anon.
>>524403626got em
>>524403626There are many nogs in the navy.
>>524401603Is this the absolute state of the coast guard and navy? largest navy in the world and we can't stop drug smugglers? I'm all for privateers but why is this necessary?
>>524401603Cool, but why?
>>524403525niggers can't swim anon
>>524401603what would honestly be based as fuck. me and the boys would go in on a boston whaler.
>>524403742>why is this necessary?because this is technically the Coast Guard's job.
>Letters of Marquehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-uieqous3g
I have a feeling this is more for the border ranch owners. This will allow them to use violence, which is needed.
>>524401603> BOAT PEOPLEPut it on the list
>>524401603>TRUMP IS BRINGING BACK LEGAL (((PIRACY)))Captain Lutnick Fink
>>524401854>>524401952>arrgh>>524401998Swab it matey!>>524402214>>524402354Yeee Are all zee butt pirates of the high seas. Shiver meee timber in ye moufsArrrgh! Swab me dick matey!
>>524404017>Captain Lutnick FinkAny relation to Larry?
>>524404017Revenge against the goy!
>>524401603There's a reason why the government stopped giving our letters of marque a long time ago. Legal piracy just creates a lot of problems you don't really want to deal with like more enterprizing privateers making bank off selling shit that's been seized and having to rescue the tards that get themselves caught or worse.
>>524401603This is why people love Trump's admin. Conservatives literally have the best time. Are happier, healthier, have more children and it's because we get to draw from history various solutions which have worked in the past. Meanwhile liberals have to make up some new way to justify their "progress" and it fails most of the time. If ICE is our "well regulated militia" then Privateering will fit nicely into that and will attract a lot of people.
>>524403865One of Canada's greatest exports
>>524401603We need letters of marque against all freemasons and jews. Authorize all citizens to arrest anyone on the lists. Any resistance can be met with lethal force.
>>524403525Yes. Our niggers were fed a raw mixture of MD 20/20 and Popeyes Chicken. The results have been disastrous, but there's still a way out of this mess. We can load our boats with NBA 2k25 and Xbox. Once they're on board, we can train them via movies. The average nigger can't sit still for 20 minutes, and in controlled experiments, the movie training course was also a disaster with only 1.8% of nigger subjects making it to the end of Lord of the Rings. But...If we use artificial intelligence to include subtle boating tips within nigger established movies like Tyler Perry films, I think it could work. Nigger subjects at the Baltimore Institute of Movies n Shit, were able to sit through an entire movie of the actors were majority black. 39% of all nigger test subjects were able to finish half the movie. Look, this is all unproven science, but if we can include watermelon on this expedition...I think it could work.
>>524401952In 1812 privateers had modern cannons on their ships. Today that would be awesome to the n-th power.https://youtube.com/watch?v=k9nF_D_kWOg
>>524401603this is completely stupid but it's also impossible to think of anything better given latin americas track record
What this really is, is a underhamded attenpted at creating a red army from criminals in prisons.What do you think they're planning to do with all those new prisoners? Send them to cause global mayhem.
>>524404332Off by one.
>>524404332Kek...This sounds like it could be a movie plot on its own.>>524404210>One of Canada's greatest exportsYou may very well be correct in that.
>>524404206Well, if they recruit only conservatives, they'll die abroad and if they draft liberals as canon fodder, liberals will rebel.
>>524401603B-but what about International Law? You've been bombing every other country in the world for breaking it, you can't just break it!
>>524403742The Navy is already a huge mess of mismanagement and the coast guard is probably going to lose most of it's funding. Ronald Reagan used to pull funding on successful programs and claimed they failed. Trump has like no original ideas.
>>524401603Great, now let's allow land piracy against properties held by BlackRock, and Chinese shell companies.
I thought I heard the orange man say“Leave her Anon, leave her!”Alas OP is fuckin’ gayAnd it’s time fer us to leave her!Leave her Anon, leave her!O leave her, Anon, leave her!The war on drugs keeps trudgin’ onbut it’s time fer us to leave her.
>>524403525>>524403626Most of the pirates and privateers couldn't swim either lol.
YARRRRRRRRRR, AND ALL OF NORTH AMERICA BE OUR BOOTY!!!!!!!!
>>524404387I NEED SOME 10000 RPM BRRRRRRRRT
>>524404387a break-action 40mm is more sporting, you want to give them a fighting chance as you're running them down>Tally ho, lads!>*FOOMP*
>>524404428Someone criticizes niggers by their stereotypes so you have to autistically obsess over numbers. based
>>524404925also im German and can’t do shit, but I still can dream
>>524404332The key has to be making the punchline software jokes nautical navigation and engine repair techniques.
This is absolutely Hilarious and a epic twist! Wtf are the trafficking shit scum going to do now?Also, I support cartel bounty hunting becoming legal, where a PI Sec SpecOps types can hunt gangs and keep all the loot once they are convicted.So gathering evidence, arrests ect... cartel and gang activity Only.
And, I want to thank US for finally bombing the living fuck out of the isis in nigeria aka globalist assets. So many Children, Christian Children and families were destroyed by pisslamics in Africa, kill them all.Finish them.
Soon
>>524401603I got a nutso generationally rich buddy in Port Aransas Texas that has a 60 foot crewboat and a legitimate Ma Deuce 50 cal and he's talking about doing this shit for real. Bros this has a chance to be an absolutely epic happening.
>>524401905And who is whitemailing congress?
>>524401603https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uH4IuO55U9I
>>524404588>B-but what about International Law?WE ARE THE LAW
>>524401603Yaaarrrr I'm ere fr ye Venezuelan crude
>>524407903Kek
>>524405686Does your buddy know what a blood eagle is?
>>524403089Based and Stan Rogers pilled.
If I am a privateer does that give me legal permission to perform a blood sacrifice of enemy cartel people to my pagan gods on the deck of my brigandine?what are the rules I have to follow?
If rules are truly minimal I'd consider doing this for fun more than profit, if it's a bureaucratic nightmare I'll spend my time doing something else
>>524401603>>(((cartels)))
>t. we'll only do something about our white and kike pedo elites, only when the same white and kike pedo elites cast a new magic spell saying that we can do something.this board is full of fucking retards.
>>524411471Yessir, but, you're here forever, thoughbeit
>>524401603>TRUMP IS BRINGING BACK LEGAL (((PIRACY)))Jean Lafitte, slaves & rum, oy vey!-rrrrrrr
This is a psyop by Tim Walz and Ilhan Omar. They're gearing up for a presidential run by finding work for their Somali pirate constituents. #3DSpades
>>524404059Haven't seen hide nor hair of assy McGee in some time. Buy the new scion xd or he'll run your ass over!
>>524410303bumping my questionNone of this matters if I have to follow ten million rules, what are the rules I have to follow
>>524404017A total work of fiction
>>524401603Shall we make a fleet? >t. Captain Sneed
>>524402839yes but every other nation will consider it piracy
>>524413749If I could be a pirate that would make my inability to travel worth it
>>524401603That pic related is false. American privateers operated in the USA anti-piracy operations in the Caribbean c1814-1825, this would be the most recent legally sanctioned privateer ops the USA conducted, and many of the enemy pirates were also technically privateers from hostile latin American countries (mexico, cuba, venezuela, haiti etc).
how i wish i was in sherbrooke now!
>>524401603This kind of falls apart when the property of particular value, the drugs, you won't get to keep.
>>524414271I imagine you'd be allowed to keep it but not trade it nor bring it ashore, which would be interesting
Can you fly the jolly roger with a letter of marque?
>>524401603no theyre legalizing privateersaka all the (((glowniggers))) in panama city and Daytona are getting a new contract
>>524414415I *Believe* you'd be able to fly it under your US flag to mark your intentions (as pirates are legally required to fly a flag distinguishing them as pirates iirc, and to many other nations that's what you'd be)I only have a passing understanding of maritime law though
It sounds weird at first but then you remember that we already use mercenaries (called contractors) such as Blackwater for land operations. Privateers are just mercenaries in boats. It will be literally the same companies.
>>524412909piracy is very jewish
>>524415773jews cant be pirates, jews get pirated
>>524413646Not so sure... Jean Lafitte was a Jew well connected in the New Orleans masonic lodges. I remember reading that his sword was somehow discovered in a masonic lodge in Baton Rouge or some city in Louisiana.
>>524401603imagine plundering a few bricks of raw coke and the government can do anything about it because you stole it from niggers and it's yours now
>>524417164JP Morgan would want that back. They hate competition and having their prices undercut.
>>524404588International law outlaws privateers? International law sounds like it sucks.
Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off--then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.
>>524403406Ew, quit being desperate and maybe I'll let you swab my poop deck with your tongue
