/pol/ humour thread Caturday edition
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>>524419611Yeah this isnt funny
>>524419653The majority of people occupying the top have less of a chance their ancestors had anything to do with the development than the bottom.
>>524419611Race mix is not funny, but life long painful tragedy for mutated kids, that can't have healthy offspring.There is no mutants in nature , what you thing some how differ from other animals, accept ability to imagine? Jews fool you in to suffer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKcFVfO21Rc
>>524419653If the conservative Midwest stopped exporting it's crops, every liberal city in America would be ashes after three weeks.
>>524421156>not Purr Catipaone job
>>524419611Based AMWF chad
lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
https://youtu.be/LP7EyssvVGw
>>524419653Shakom pajeet
>>524423397that wasn't the song about you, Dave
>>524423591She also learned what the true and honest shit hole means from India so thought it's fitting
Christmas was gud
>>524419611Based Chang yjk he fucked her hard that night
>>524419611polish people are cringe as fuck (except the based parliament guy who calls out the jews)
>>524419611Slavoids cannot help themselves to not love their Asiatic ancestors, WEEBS WMAF HAPAoid promoters are mostly Slavs
https://youtu.be/8ksNOQ8Jsks
>>524419653i cant tell if this is supposed to make liberals look bad or make conservatives look bad. or maybe its neutral
https://youtu.be/Bm5iA4Zupek?
posting funny cats
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>>524426367
https://youtu.be/GjWsJlpkARo
>>524419611i hope russia nukes us all
>>524419611TOTAL AND COMPLETE MUDSHARK DEATH
https://youtu.be/hI8A14Qcv68Is this way too white coded mein negroI rest my case
https://youtu.be/R_krEaaJA2I?
>>524419611Imagine saying yes to even do a shittok skit like this. Humiliation ritual for the dad
>>524421222>trannies are sweet and deliciousNice self own chud
https://youtu.be/jcgHjCZHMHg
>>524419653bottom unironically looks comfier and has way less of a chance of getting looted by niggers.
>>524423360who's on the left?
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>>524419611Could you imagine an Asian mutt w her eyes and lips. Fucking kek
https://youtu.be/HuThG1ndHes
>>524428265This
>>524428337Junko furuta
https://youtu.be/Bd02GjNr4EE
>>524419611Holy shit how insufferable that family must be. Cringe from so many angles.
>>524421271There is such a thing as overreaching
>>524419611Muffy
>>524419611Every. Single. Time.
https://youtu.be/AKEraJN8DFQ?si=z2yps0eUKpCKuR7D
>>524419611Imagine giving your daughter to this ugly motherfucker.
>>524430471Is there an option not to give it up? It's not your property, you can give up your daughter but it's impossible to forbid it
>>524427695Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Jeets?
>>524430556You failed in life by not instilling the proper ways to think in her. She's objectively downgrading.
>>524430618father failed his daughter pretty much. my kids hate niggers and even call the nigger mailman poopface, to his face.
>>524430469https://youtu.be/AKEraJN8DFQ
>>524430618>Downgrade Her father seems welcoming him and happyWhy are incels so mad of people relationship?
>>524430698No. Obviously you can't read people.Father: Getting hot and flustered, because deep down he's too much of a cuck to hold the line and raise his daughter properly, because he thought he could get away with not paying attention and letting the system raise his daughter. He's overplaying his shame with exaggerated emotions of "happiness". He knows he took an L.Daughter: She's basically pulling a joke off. She can barely believe it's working, but she's positively surprised the Father finally gave in to the childish demands of the stupid child. All she's looking forward to is the image of micro kpop dick she will receive - blown away by the fact she can finally get sexually stimulated, while her Father is emasculated. She doesn't think about long-term, only what makes her feel good now. The Father allowed her to be devalued for other more valuable men.Boyfriend: Gook can't believe he's actually getting this much of a discount and he can get what he knows is gold. Something he ordinarily couldn't afford. He's also surprised at the cringy cuckiness of her Father.
>>524424407Shalom
>>524430887Divorces barely existed at a time when parents chose a couple for a child without the right to refuse. Makes you think
>>524430482Holy shit who did this video? I’m getting a seizure from the constant change of images. What a dumb fucking bitch
>>524431073That's not what I'm speaking about.I'm speaking about actually raising your children, so they make the right decisions. But we don't raise our kids anymore. We send them to public indoctrination centers and hope it will be alright. It isn't. In my opinion, the daughter can plead the case with you, and if you raised her properly, she will make good points. At the end of the day, when old enough, she is responsible for her own decisions and free to make any mistakes she needs or wants.What you suggest sounds retarded and inherently anti-life like not acknowledging the difference between living things and objects.
>>524419653I wish I could live in a cabin in the woods
>>524423253I miss Kitler :(
>>524419847the fucking canned laughter
>>524419611No white man cares if her daughter marries a mexican or chink, its only niggers people fear their kids hooking up with
>>524419611Lol
>>524419653Would kill jew and a jeet to get the bottom one.
https://youtu.be/Bd02GjNr4EE?
>>524424407Fuck timmy gonna do?
>>524424407Probably because nothing did happen
>>524433058Do your woman in even more ?
>>524430644It’s a fine line to tread as a father. I knew a girl who was raised “based” in a racially aware household. What happened when her lunatic teenage girl hormones kicked in? She started mudsharking big time just to spite her parents. By raising her “right” and “trad”, black scumbags became the forbidden fruit, especially encouraged by media. Through no fault of their own other than them making “no niggers” a household rule to keep their bloodline from being destroyed. Women are clueless idiots when it comes to actual physical or genetic threats. But Bond villains when it comes to pissing off parents. I try to be much more subtle after seeing that nightmare unfold. It’s fucked that we even have to plan this kind of shit out thanks to ((((diversity)))). >>524431374Marriages were much more organized and controlled in the past versus the boomer Amerimutt empire version of women playing innocent princess on her wedding day after fucking dozens of men in college to “find herself”. I can think of many households for my daughter to marry into so that her family can stay white, healthy and stable. Instead of dating and fucking random men through her prime years to MAYBE find a decent man or cuck. Royals took it to retarded extremes but I think they were on to something. >>524432239Slippery slope into Brazilification.
https://youtu.be/FnzACjWtkl8
>>524419676I support all non white pro whites
>>524419653>depressing materialist life in commieblocks where you can't even see the sunvs>challenging but fulfilling and comfy trad life close to nature in a small community
>>524433058
Not enough Caturday humour
>>524421310>>524426857>>524432239since when Poles are white on /pol/?
>>524435502We can't be too picky these days
>>524419676this is actually true. Latinos worship whites who are cool to them.Mexicans always ask me if I am Hispanic. because they want me to be so bad lol
>>524435721better worry about the state of whites in your country. In Poland amwf is a curiosity, in usa - normalcy
>>524424407she wasn't tired or satisfied enough to stay In bed, decided to run errands after the gook dick lol.
>>524435903amwf isn't very common outside of Universities really.Most of the race mixing is fat bitches with niggers and tech guys with yellow fever.
>>524436109Another case of genetic degradation.Gen alpha may never witness purebred Moravian Dancing Cats IRL.
This is a real article
>>524436426Trump going to void his pre-pardon and send him to prison in the coming weeks.
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>>524419676>We have to act now before it's too lateto finish them off completely? Sounds reasonable, we need to kill as many white women and children as possible.
>>52443048223 and bitch is bogged like that? she will look like Laura Loomer in five years
>>524428059you assume it's a cake because you are fatit is actually a paper mache mockup
>>524430351Russia too?!?Is no country immune from baby sitting adult women with bullshit jobs? I’m going to lose it when North Korea drops a video like this
>>524419611Based couple
>>524436667>This Gun for Hire (1942)http://ok.ru/video/4617693825776It's pretty good.
>>524430351Heh meanwhile I got denied an interview here
>>524438025is yandex in Serbia? or did you try for remote work?
>>524438054Yandex in Serbia, Russians are so fucking retarded they don't accept people who don't speak russian. Even their engineers barely speak english lmao.
>>524419847A close friend is mixed. I wish I could make him believe he's not a monster, but we both know he is one. At least he's 0% nigger
>>524438100checkedhow close is Serbian to Russian language? is it nearly same as us and Czechs?
>>524438150Not close but you can understand some words. Russians literally ruined Belgrade since around 200k of them came over after the war. Rents and property values literally tripled in 4 years, while our government was allowing companies (until very recently) to employ foreign workers cheaper than domestic ones (Serbs) because they had to pay a lot lower taxes. So all high income Russians and their companies came here and destroyed the country basically.
>>524429028>Junko futanariTell me more
>>524438245that sucks. just hope Russia doesnt plan to liberate those 200k
>>524433157very happy seeing the collage I made still being used4th on the left is a perfect explanation for why whites will never be left alone by shitskins and gooks. they will always yearn to live with us cause they want to mix with us
>>524421120i chuckled ngl
>>524419847Mixed kids are superior to inbred crackers like you, that's why your inferior genes goes extinct by mixing. Cause you are not supposed to exist, just some albino mutant, looking like an albino Indian. An albino.indian.is identical to a cracker.
>>524419611>humourNo.OP is a a fucking UK goon, too.More paid, influencer + demoralization bullshit.
>>524419711kek so true.>p-pay no attention to 1980 goys! s-stack up!
>>524419653Now do murder rates between the 2.
>>524421120I don't get it, which word is cat supposed to be?
>>524430296that nose can't be real holy shit lmfao
>>524434910Even me?
>>524437927you should check out blue dahlia if you've never seen it beforealan ladd, veronica lake, william bendix, and also hugh beaumont of leave it to beaver famesolid picture
>>524436027This. >Visibly upright, walking. >On the phone (probably with the PM lay)>Doesnt give a fuck about appearance in publicWomen will brag about settling for a 2/10 like this. This is why they should be treated like the children they are.
>>524419653That just tells me we should never have sold that swamp to the English
https://youtu.be/FnzACjWtkl8?si=dwd8IIIGVxT-GoXx
>>524435177I don't really understand it either. I assumed the larger one is a larger flush but it seems like such a negligible difference that I'm not even sure. Also, what happens if you press both at the same time? Do you get a huge flush or just a normal large? Why even have different settings anyway? A handle is perfectly fine.
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>>524430482>>524430351I understand pretty girls doing this but this bitch is a 5 at best. 2 with her "personality"
Apparently united cuckdom is going to stop giving people shit for mean words online.Mysterious less than 48 hours after the Trump Govt told the EU bureaucrats they were getting sanctioned.I'll believe the UK has changed for the better when I see YEARS of them proving they've changed not before, Starmer and co have proven they're utterly full of shit.https://www.zerohedge.com/political/common-sense-back-uk-finally-scraps-non-crime-hate-incident-laws-nationwide
>>524419676I support all pro whites. Saying your pro white basically just means you appreciate culture, western values and aren't some 3rd world mooch.
>>524442365Its not for you, this is purely for them.
>>524441995It's intuitive for the high IQ.It wouldn't be fair to the rest of the class if I gave you the answer.If at first you don't succeed, flush and flush again.Live and learn.
>>524435181Lost
>>524442719I literally explained that the large button means a larger flush but when I see the flush, it looks virtually identical to the small button flush. Imagine being such a faggot you try to boast about how much of a good goy you are. These buttons don't exist without some bullshit climate change tyrant forcing people to use them. A handle is perfectly fucking fine, you stupid nigger.
>>524441995>I don't really understand it either.Of course you don't.
>>524443269Good one, retard. Now read the rest of what I wrote. It's not the intention I don't understand but the result. They're basically the same no matter which one you press. It's the like door close button on an elevator. Just there to make you feel like you're doing something.
>>524432568I mean on average the only people smaller than Korean men is jeets who cant even fit the smallest condoms. They also have the smallest brains so maybe there's a correlation there.
>>524436426Empathy? He tortured dogs to study fucking flies he has no empathy
>>524427695I can't think of a worse fate than being one of the like 1% of jeets that actually are aware of how fucking retarded everyone in India actually is
>>524437284Shes 23? She looks fucking 40.Wonder if shes one of those young women that get the "old lady wants to look younger" procedures like botox and just ends up looking really old for it.
>>524432239what about indian?
>>524437583Maybe troons eat paper. It wouldnt surprise me
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>>524444282Spiritual cat
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>>524444408Im out of cat material
>>524442715Kek reminds me of the Williams sisters (those tennis chimps)They said they could beat any man at tennis and challenged like the 100th best man in tennis.He showed up slightly drunk didnt even take them a little bit seriously and he beat the piss out of them.They then challenged a much lower rank. Found out that same guy had his rank reduced drastically recently and immediately gave up.
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>>524444516Of course a woman would ruin it.
>>524444567Didn't realize that was strictly a reaction image for smells
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>>524444317Every time I see one of those furry goofballs I just want to pet it. I think a possum would be a cool pet.
>>524444191Jesus id rather she date a furry.
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>>524444495Dude was actually the 203rd best man lol.
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>>524427142Norway also has Russia
>>524434562Based
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https://youtu.be/2WTMsKTP6kI
>>524440433The guy is a ginger so this is pretty realistic.
>>524444495Not 100th best 300th best.
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>>524444802DHAL SIMWIN
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>>524443008You said you ASSUMED.Also, try pushing both buttons and find out what happens.I dare ya.
Last night in part of my dream I was at a store and all of the packages of celestial tea had pro hitler messages and images on the back of their products.. not funny but odd enough to mention in a shitty humor thread
>>524444856Thanks for the correction fren.Its also quite common for Olympic level women to train against high school boys teams and they regularly lose these training sessions.
>>524445246*I don't even drink tea, I'm not a poofter brit
>>524445128lmao this webm always cracks me up
>>524444725That's not how you wash chicken
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>>524419611Dad's bloodline ends
>>524445205There is no way her pussy is worth that fucking job performance review bullshit she makes him do. I bet she works in HR and tries to police what he and his friends say in private conversations.
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>>524445751Cannibal corpse?Ive seen future scientists wear anime shit before but never seen a nog that likes metal.
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>>524419653KEK!The photo on the bottom is from an old article on the poverty of the Appalachian mountains. While the One on top is jewYork shitty.Even though the intent of this poster is mockery, you'll note that there is NO TRASH on the ground, the house is not falling apart, just old and age worn, and there is a significant amount of nature around the living space.In contrast, the only photo they would represent the DIEversity fuxxated city with is a far off shot that doesn't show the rot, filth, trash everywhere, and the sequestered "Green space"I'd be willing to bet that there are MORE trees on the bottom's acre of land than there are in the entire shitty above.You can also see "Leftist/Liberal" thinking in it's presentation:>A far off shot of a perceived collective, without a single individual in sight>A close up shot of a single individual, but it's an underage girl (dismissive, while missing the point)JewYork just became the #1 ranked DIRTIEST city in the entire country as well.I'll also add, that while I don't particularly like motorbikes, the little boy who lives here has something more than HALF(56.4%) of jew Yorkers DON'T: A motor vehicle.You can keep your fucking overpriced Bodega's and crime ridden, piss stinking concrete jungle where there's a huge level of sensory attenuation, (smell sight and hearing,) that one has to adjust to before comfortably "Living"So...The laugh's on THEM.
>>524440572The joke is that regardless of which word you replace with "cat," the result is equally horrifying in a different way.
>>524445913Man single handedly solved the gay agenda.
>>524445217I have and the flush is virtually identical to the other two. I'm pretty sure you're just so mindfucked you believe it actually works as intended.
>>524419653>all those replies bodied the freaks lmao
>>524445949Oh, I get it now, thanks!
>>524419611It really must have meant a lot to him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFM2lVaDAFU
>>524445727She's gay now.
>>524445856whachu talmbout, that is a white man
