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BREAKING! Insider News 12/27/25(Sat)00:24:33 No.524421878

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BREAKING! Insider News Anonymous (ID: we+xu45Q) 12/27/25(Sat)00:24:33 No.524421878

My uncle is a custodian at the White House and he was invited to the White House Christmas Party.
The President asked my uncle to fix a loose leg on a table and while he was working on that, he overheard Donald Trump and Pam Bondi laugh about how dumb the media, Democrats and Massie were, how they were “all falling for it.”
>Don asked, “Pam, when are you releasing the tape?”
>”The very last release.”
>”The last? That’s brilliant Pam! Really brilliant. Those suckers! Those stupid fucking suckers! They think they got me. But, wait till they see the tape.”
>Seth Rogen laughing, “What tape? What are you talking about?”
>Pam, “this tape, it starts off with Epstein pleasuring himself like all the others. But there’s all this wild screaming and crying, like animals. Then, it goes up to a corner of the room and Al Gore and Bill Clinton have Donald held by the arms and he’s trying to break free, kicking and screaming…”
>Don, “they drugged me! Those fucking losers, they drugged me! I don’t remember any of this! But it’s on the tape…”
>Pam, “…so Donald is trying to fight Al and Bill Free,
>Epstein goes back to watching himself, you know…
>and then it turns up to what Mr President was watching and all the screaming was about.
>There’s a pile of little bloody carcasses
>and above it Hillary holds up a naked newborn
>while Biden takes a fillet knife and cuts the skin off the live baby and tosses it to the ground where Lieberman chews on it
>then Hillary and Joe take turns eating the baby.”
>Don, “just disgusting. These scum!”
>my Uncle finished the table, packed up to get out of there when
>someone opened the door
>got on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur