The Jews are preventing you from touching the only creature that will bring you happiness
>>524425095leave them alone sven
>>524425095Happiness comes from within
>>524425095Happiness comes from slaughtering jeets, wherever they are.
>>524425095if I ever see one in the wild I will blast it with piss
But I touch my garloid all the time.
>>524425183Holy shit. Based.
>>524425095Yes Jews actually do that. Jews poison peoples minds with degeneracy
>>524425095WE RUN TO THE MOUNTAINSAND FIND AN ANCIENT TEMPLE WITH MY NAME
>>524425095I want to ride a Tiger
>>524425181jeets are touching some cool animals tho
>>524425465ze penguin is heading to ze mountain. ze penguin ez an incel chud
Not really, you can just jump on a plane to Melbourne Australia, catch a free tram to St Kilda, and wander to the end of the pier and touch them. It'll cost you maybe $2000, maybe more if you live in Africa (but then you could just go to South Africa), but there are 24h direct flights to Finland now, so its not hard at all.Penguins don't like being touched, they will bite you, it will hurt.
>>524425181Very true
>>524425567>Penguins don't like being touched, they will bite you, it will hurt.based penguins
>>524425567no wild animals like to be touched
>>524425661Apparently penguins don't mind because they think you're also a penguin since there's fuck all else there.
>>524425095I am going to touch it anyways.I am owed.
Actually you're not supposed to pet them, because their coat has a layer of insulating natural oils against the cold that you can rub off
>>524425937Women are more exotic