I'm not even joking. We were talking about how German toilets have the shit shelf and he said that it's very common that people(especially those over age 40) play with their shit without gloves. Of course the whole point of the German toilet design is to prevent splashing(or so I assumed) but he told me it's actually to "inspect your shit" for health purposes as they claim, but is it really? He says that a lot of people actually play with shit, often sexually. It's a very common taboo topic in German culture. A stereotype based in some truth. He says that there was lots of scat porn produced by Germany in the 1970s and into the 1980s, and that to this day, many older people can be seen with dried shit under their fingernails from daily play. He says that the design obviously means constant smearing from poo, so you have to wash it off, and that most Germans just rub it off with their hands then wash their hands after. WHAT THE FUCK?
>>524434949we have trannies in this country to
It's common knowledge, most of Europe call them shit-eaters.Did you just learn about Germans today?
>>524434949I heard a rumor it was introduced as part of the denazification process, where jews had a theory Nazis came to power because of fear of "impurity", including ethnic impurity. So naturally the solution was get people to be comfortable playing with shit.
>>524435017but what about shit trannies specifically?
>>524434949They even have toilets with 'poop shelves' so they can easily access and play with it
>>524434949They are infected with parasites through vaccines from childhood to avoid chimping out again
>>524434949>but is it reallyIt was (and not just in Germany, it was common in Austria, Netherlands, even Poland ("Russian Toilet")). But that's been lots of decades ago, you can see the shit shelves in apartments that are 80-100 years old or so, but not really anything younger. Very uncommon for over 50 years now. There you go.
>>524435271That only validates what I was told then considering he said the older generations play with shit mostly.
>>524435271It's huge in the Czech Republic, and there's German speakers in every video of Residence51.
>>524435690>Residence51.Wait, there's a whole series of this shit?
>>524434949>americans are just now finding out about der Poopenschelfenwe have such shites to show you
>>524434949I don't "reconcile" anything, I don't have to justify or defend my tastes, past, present, or future.I either like something or I don't, I either keep on liking it or I else I stop liking it I can like or dislike anything at any time for any reason or no reason at all, I don't need to "reconcile" anything, I don't need to make apologia for it, I don't need to do mental gymnastics to make sure everything I like fits comfortably in some logical framework.I like whatever the fuck I want and dislike whatever the fuck I want and I can be as hypocritical about it as I want and if anybody doesn't like it, they can do something about it, hopefully they're prepared for the consequences, but if they're not, I don't fucking care one bit.The only rule I have is, "don't fucking get violent with me," and that includes threats of violence as well, if you threaten me, you'd better be ready to act on it, because I'm gonna call your bluff 100% of the time, so you'd best not be bluffing, 'cause I'll FUCK you up, if you break the only rule then there are no more rules, and I'll stop beating your ass when I fucking feel like it, not necessarily when you want me to stop. If I feel like gouging your fucking eyes out, then it's too bad for you that you gave me a good excuse to do it. Oh, you like being able to see? Yeah, too bad, so sad. Keep your fucking hands and feet to yourself next time, or I'll pop your fucking eardrums next time.I don't fucking start violence or make threats to other people and I expect the same courtesy in return, if people want to act unfriendly, I'll show them how "unfriendly" life can fucking get.And there's nobody, not a single person I guarantee it, who doesn't take one look at me and KNOW that that's the rule I operate under, I've never had a misunderstanding, people see it in my eyes, hear it in my voice, people see it by the way I stand, the way I move, people who fuck with people don't fuck with me, they can tell I ain't the one.
>>524435259A $9 tube of ivermectin is all it takes to cure that.
>>524434949thats what gulaghomo does to you
>>524435112Mozart's letters talk about shit an awful lot, hell so do Luther's I think it's a longstanding part of German culture
>>524435690Czechia is FUCKIN LIT!
>>524434949your friend is correct.especially anyone Antifa, left or pro-Ukraine likes to roll around in Scheiße
>>524436341Kill yourself.
>>524435242Wouldn't it be even easier and more hygienic to just reach into each others or their own anuses to access it? Why the complicated "poop shelf" toilet?
>>524435224uhh yeah? anyone into anal is into scat/
>>524434949I wonder (((who))) made all that scat porn and spread this vile rumour about the germans. It truly is a (((mystery))).
Most of this is certainly untrue, but Germans do love their scat porn for some degenerate reason.
>>524434949it's jewish projection
>>524434949his tats say>gay wankerits bullshit off course ;Dlol
>>524435242> poop shelvesI was curious of those when traveling in eg. Hungary in the 90's. But after getting hit in the ass by literally thousands of upshooting water droplets shot by dropping turds into a "normal" toilet, the "poop shelves" do make sense. We luckily have bides, so it's not a big deal as we get to wash our asses afterwards instead of smearing the shit around. But yeah, I think it is a solution to a practical problem, not just for inspecting shit.
>>524434949>Aryan playing with fecesOne of us
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>>524441404Funniest poo on the shitting street.Not really I know a real jeet would never say such a thing, you're using a VPN but lel.
Scat is the patrician fetish. You guys aren't ready for this conversation.
>>524434949I didn't believe this either until I started noticing that ALL the german cam girls really went out of their way to shove stuff up their ass. I mean literally all of their focus every single stream was getting something up there and keeping it there.
>>524442618Those weren't girls.They were men dressed up as girls.They were concealing their "girl dick" and only had one other option.
>>524435690Yeah I'm starting to think white people are the problem
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