Why do leftists push the (((theory of evolution))) so hard?
as opposed to talking snake theory?
evolution is the creation story of the Leftist religion
you will always be a great ape
>>524451902My ancestors didn't fight Catholics, so you can make an edgy and over the top lore dump on 4chan!
>>524451902Christians believe that sharks used to be vegan.
>>524452179Anyway, evolution is basically a way to deal with God in a manner that is both rational and transcendent, what I mean by that is evolution is perfectly rational and centered, but as the same time points to a metaphysics of change, it's the ultimate way to understand God.
>>524451902>in the beginning god made a golem from earth dust and called him אָדָםThis is your ancestor dude.
>>524452312you are literally replacing your population with monkeys
Isn't Christian lore grand?
>>524451993my mom said im the greatest ape
>>524451902When Christianity is no longer a mainstream religion maybe 50-100 years from now. We will get marvel styled action super hero movies about Christian lore.
>>524452312>evolution>rationalkek
>>524452691>you are literally replacing your population with monkeysThat is a lie, I do no such thing.>>524452954You don't really belief that.
>>5244529542% Neanderthal hands ironically typed this post.
>>524453296dna ended evolution forever>>524453301>neanderthalslmao fariy tale bullshit
>>524453476>dna ended evolution foreverI don't belief you.
>>524451902Because it sucks living in a world full of retarded superstitious idiots.
CHRIST IS KING.
>>524453517call me when scientists figure out how to make dna in a pool of sea water
>>524453615Can you stop pretending that Bible passage is remotely relevant to how modern day Christians lead their lives.
>>524453676>call me when scientists figure out how to make dna in a pool of sea waterWhat a bizarre statement, I have no idea how that is relevant. Can you stop lying?
>>524451971Liberal democracy is a leftist creationReligion is for right-wing conservative control freaks
>>524451902>christnigger lore>a bunch of man made fictional fantasy larp>virtually zero divine intervention observable evidence to be found>just old white dudes and jews telling stories they made up!kek
>>524451902>Christian loreThat's Jewish lore. The old testament is literally the torah.
>>524451951OMG, you don't understand. You weren't there 2000+ years ago when people couldn't read nor write were told that story.
>>524451971Evolution is inherently racist and it's self defeating for them to deny every person being created equitably.
>>524453842>Liberal democracy is a leftist creationWhat a bizarre statement, classical liberalism is literally classified as right-wing by almost everyone.>Religion is for right-wing conservative control freaksEqually bizarre statement, the majority of religions are actually various new age and esoteric cults and these do not fit that bill.
>>524453750if you can't explain how your theorized events happened, then your theory is trash>>524453842all that is good in liberalism finds its origin in religion
>>524453714>Can you stop pretending that Bible passages are remotely relevant to how modern day Christians lead their lives.fied
>>524454000Racism is leftism.
Even as a child I had enough rationality to know that creationism was silly bullshit.Juedo Christians should just avoid the topic
>>524454042>if you can't explain how your theorized events happened, then your theory is trashI literally do not see how your statement is related to what I previously said.
>>524454074>fiedCan you please stop posting nonsense.
>>524453871considering it was thrown out as necessary by christians and Paul explains the reason for the law of moses in multiple locations, the premise of your question is flawed
>>524451902Why can't theists agree on Old or New Testament?
>>524451902Why do christcucks push Zionism and kike worship so hard?
>>524451902>Man as a rising beast>Man as a fallen angel
>>524454108evolution supposes that life is the result of an evolutionary process. dna is fundamental to life, and thus must be the result of an evolutionary process. unfortunately for evolutionists, the production of dna is far too complicated to be the result of evolution. this glaring hole in the theory is part of what invalidates the theory.
I think I prefer evolution to every single human being the product of generations of incest, but I get it how some might be turned on by that.
>>524454369What does your statement have to do with me?
>>524453714It doesn’t matter how modern christians live their lives, if it’s bullshit it’s bullshit
>>524454369The only glaring thing is you not understanding evolution.
>>524454456
>>524454487I find your claim to be ridiculous and bizarre, it is normal to have a correct and objective view of reality, pretending that Christians follow Biblical rituals concerning diseases is simply not true, therefor stop lying.
>>524454186If the Old Testament is bullshit the New Testament is bullshit
>>524454548give me the precise process of the evolution of the eye, skipping no mutations.
>>524451971Leftists are anti-evolution, they think that human evolution stopped 100k years ago and all differences are merely cosmetic
>>524454558You literally do not belief I am a leftist, if you can not answer my question, don't bother continuing.
>>524454653pay me first
>>524454042The opposite is trueLiberalism obligates the electorate to be informedReligion carefully curates what the congregants are told.Liberalism preserves individual freedoms and libertiesReligion curtails freedoms and libertiesLiberalism seat of power is the peopleReligion's seat of power is a very tiny group of men who pretend only they know what their supernatural being supposedly saysLiberalism promotes the individual ownership of private propertyReligion defines piety as giving up your material possessions and giving to the church/temple/mosqueLiberalism spouses rule of lawReligion fabricates rule by men of godsLiberalism protects freedom of speech, pressReligion punishes blasphemy, heresy, etc. with torture and death It's clear to anyone with an IQ north of 70 that there's not much overlap between them
>>524454676leftists made it illegal to not teach evolution. >>524454691so you don't understand the theory. you just trust the scientists who claim they do. unfortunately for you, they don't get it either.
>>524454578Modern Christian’s are just as retarded as their Bronze Age ancestors. They base their entire life on book written before plumbing. They make their decisions, including political ones, based entirely on horsehit
>>524453676Call me when believers have any sort of evidence about god that isn't "I read it from this book"
>>524454786Liberalism, by giving people freedom, increases the power and influence Christianity has on society, before the liberal order, the aristocracy and upper-classes maintained social decorum.
>>524454796>you just trust the scientists who claim they do. unfortunately for you, they don't get it eitheras opposed to your credentials and research?
>>524454821>Modern Christian’s are just as retarded as their Bronze Age ancestorsWhat a completely insane statement, clearly Christians can build houses, factories and roads and maintain a basic level of education, calling that retarded is beyond bizarre.
>>524454578That's not the point, you retard. The Bible is full of errors, so why would a sane person believe a single word? How is Jewish folklore more credible than Buddhism or Shinto?
>>524454369>doesn't even know about RNA world hypothesisholy fuck you're ignorant. life forms existed for millions of years without needing DNA or proteins. all life needs is RNA, which can serve the same functions as both DNA and proteins. DNA only evolved because it's less likely to catalyze its own degradation than RNA is. but to this day, there are RNAs in the body that carry genetic information (like DNA) and catalyze chemical reactions (like proteins). the organism that evolved DNA was an RNA-based life form.kys
>>524454826eyewitness testimony is admissible evidence in every court of law. >>524454858i don't need credentials to ask for evidence from a skeptical position.
>>524454796>leftists made it illegal to not teach evolution.and they deny it regularly when it comes to humans
>>524454928>That's not the point, you retard. The Bible is full of errors, so why would a sane person believe a single word? How is Jewish folklore more credible than Buddhism or Shinto?I literally do not understand how this relates to what I previously said, I don't see the connection.
>>524454961>skepticalyou're not skeptical, you're dogmatic
>>524454961I'm not a court of law. But tell me, how exactly can I see him then?
>>524454950>all life needs is RNALoooooooool>the organism that evolved DNA was an RNA-based life form.call me when scientists create RNA in a pool of sea water
>>524455002So you are retarded. You said Christians disregard the medical advise in the Bible, because I'm assuming even you understand that it's just superstition. If that's the case, what justification do Christians have believing everything else in the Bible that that also sounds like superstitious nonsense?
>>524454186I never asked a question, retard, and some long dead kike "explaining" anything is so fucking absurd to be laughable, especially that you take it as serious. The crux of your faith lies upon stuff some 70IQ sandnigger kikes allegedly claimed, so long ago that humanity is practically a different species today than what we were then.You sir are a buffoon and a clown. Get a job at a circus.
>>524455031evidence is evidence.
>>524455478I literally do not understand, if Christians wish to take some elements and take them in faith, and not other elements, they are free to do so, to them this is logical, as it is to almost everyone else.
>>524454961>>524455496Eyewitness accounts are not evidence, fucktard.>Yes, eyewitness testimony is notoriously unreliable, often highly persuasive to juries but significantly flawed due to memory's reconstructive nature, susceptibility to stress, post-event suggestion, and poor viewing conditions, contributing to a large percentage of wrongful convictions, highlighting its significant risk in the justice system. Memory isn't a perfect recording; it's more like piecing together a puzzle, easily distorted by factors like high stress, suggestive police questioning, or even casual conversations after the event
>>524455581eyewitness testimony is admissible evidence in every single court of law. the entire world and all of human history disagrees with you
>>524455735>eyewitness testimony from some guy dead for a thousand years that cannot be sworn to tell the truth or cross examined by anyone, a judge or jury or God himselfmoron. you cant even prove he ever existed at all.
>>524455876that's just an argument of semantics that depends entirely on how you define "proof." i think the eyewitness testimony of hundreds of witnesses qualifies as proof.
>>524456003Keep in mind, you are now arguing between:1. I take ancient records in good faith.and.2. Literally nothing happened!!!That latter one is clearly the most insane one.
>>524456003>hundreds of witnesses>never met any of them>lived so long ago and in a time of deep uneducation>none can be proven to have ever lived eitherkek, it's not semantics, you can't prove anything. not their testimonies or not their very existence. you're like a child that was never told santa isn't real.
>>524455002only a fucking euro could be this monumentally retarded. absolutely stupid backwards idiotic people
how it always goes:>can you provide any scientific evidence of evolution?>FUCK YOU! THE BIBLE ISN'T PROOF! SKY DADDY! SANTA! MUH SPAGHETTI MONSTER!great theory, guys.
Is everyone pretending to be retarded?
>>524455496Source: trust me bro
>>524456276At some point you need to grow up and leave the fairy tales for the children.
>>524456209>only a fucking euro could be this monumentally retarded. absolutely stupid backwards idiotic peopleCan you stop lying for once, you do not think I am retarded.
>>524455493>>524455581>>524456136Seething browns are like you are fucking hilarious. Knowing your life is trash and that youll always be miserable is awesome.>>524456663At some point youll realize, no one takes the opinions of browns seriously.>>524456821You clearly ARE retarded.
>>524457015>You clearly ARE retarded.Can you please stop lying, I am not going to change my mind if you call me a retard, can you please talk to people in a normal and civilized manner.
>>524451902
>>524457175Can you please not mischaracterize a very complex set of scientific theories.
>>524453615You’re vaxxed because “science,” won’t be much longer now until your problem is solved.
>>524451971Nah, its the holocaust. Evolution is just something that happened.
>>524457015>won't acquiesce to my jewish religion bullshit>YOU'RE BROWN!!!bro, you realize Jesus was brown, don't you? you think he's take light of your personal attack on people like him? not very CHRISTIAN of you, is it, fucking retarded braindead christnigger hypocrite.the only white religions of note are all pagan. if you don't follow a pagan path you're not white. you're just some zogbot faggot in denial of reality.
>>524457015Jesus was brown. checkmate
>>524451951> as opposed to talking snake theory?
>>524457429Yesterday i had a blitz rating of 695!
>>524456276how it always goes:>christtard asks a dumb question that has been answered a billion times already (if evolution real why monkey not gone?? how eye???????)>refuses to accept any scientific literature>falls back to his holy book with stories about talking plants and animals
> Atheist Lore vs Christian LoreI don't believe in either one, to be honest. Even the Christian believes have too much unquestionable 'magic' in it to be real. I am not a strong believer in evolution either, as I haven;t actually seen it happen without the modern human lifetime. I think 'evolution' is just mutation through cross breeding.
>>524451902Both christian and darwinist lore is cringe.
>>524457346Thanks to science, we know that when someone smoked a plant after which god came to him telling him to free the slaves, that he is just a filthy hippy.Before science everyone was yank-brained, thinking that drugged up hippies have anything meaningful to say.Europe has had the Enlightment centuries ago mutt. When will that happen for you?
>>524451902You’re conflating abiogenesis with evolution.
I've long since moved beyond Atheism.God does not exist. If it did, we should kill it.
>>524456276>pretending christniggers are calm and polite curious postersthere's your problem. christ golem are dishonest fanatics, illogical and quick to violence. not unlike mudslimes. the jews really know how to create brainless abrahamic fodder don't they.
>>524451902evolution is backed by science, religion is not
>>524457563>the EnlightmentIs literally (literally) a yidish psyop for the stupidest goys.
>>524457563All major breakthroughs in science were made by deists like Newton who reasoned God created an ordered universe which could be modeled mathematically. What do hippies have to do with anything?
>>524451951fpbpcreationists are fucking morons
>>524457689right... yiddish psyops like... newtonian physics, the discovery of oxygen or the creation of the steam engine.I bet you think your computer is a christian relic that god made so you can speak to people about how great he is
>>524453676lol thisapparently it can only happen by accident and takes billions of years
>>524452954Animals adapt to suit their environment. What’s so irrational about that? Even humans do it, it’s why we have different races. Europeans are adapted for cold winters and long term planning, blacks are adapted to consistently warm weather and abundant resources.
>>524457760no shit, it was the breakthrough of these scientific discoveries that made people believe that the church was spoonfeeding them lies. The church wasn't exactly happy with newtonian physics either, because it implied that god does not actively intervene in the universe, which led to Deism which directly opposes the catholic church
>>524457987the reality is much more mundane. an exoteric race created us from the simple creatures they found here, using some of their own dna.this is far more believable than some sky wizard magic that never had a shred of crediblity to it.
>>524457684Science isn’t defined as the study of the material world without the existence of a designer. Metaphysical naturalism can’t tell us anything about how life started almost immediately after the earth was formed.
>>524458148if you take away the bamboo will a panda adapt to different food?
>>524451971mendel was a christian
>>524458156Only midwits conflate debunking organized religion with debunking the existence of a prime mover.
>>524458208And where would the dna from that exotic race come from?
>>524458309exoteric lol
>>524458250If you do it slowly enough, yes. >>524458284Y'know I saw god too once after I had smoked some DMT. He told me that he's actually the devil in disguise to fool the dumbest people on earth.So there you go. Eye witness evidence that everything you say is bullshit
>>524458309from a race of ancient creatures created by an even older race. think mantis >reptilians > greys > ??? > humans
>>524451971Have you ever observed "creation" in a lab you abrahamist retard? Or did you read the peer-reviewed bible (jewish fairytales) instead?
>>524457689>le enlightenment >badThanks kike god from saving me from this. It is clearly "your god's chosen psyop and your circumcised kike god saved me from it. Instead I prefer plagues and famine and being a serf to your chosen corrupt king. god's good
>>524451902Evolution explains shitskins, a kind and loving god creating niggers seems crazy. Therefore evolution makes more sense.
It's a freemason theory
>>524455040RNA didn't form in a pool of sea water, it is theorized to have formed in the molecular soup of the early earth. The sea in its current form wouldn't exist for millions of years when RNA first began to form from free-floating nucleotides in the chemical soup of early earth, or at least that's the way the theory goes. If you genuinely want to learn more, you can read about RNA-world theory. It's admittedly a difficult one to prove beyond a doubt without knowing the precise conditions of the primordial soup, but as with anything else, our understanding can only improve as we learn more
>>524458284Only subwits conflate the prime mover with the (((god))) of the (((bible)))
>>524458504squares serve us.you do as well.
>>524451902They are guided by satan just like Eve was.
>>524458514We can’t create a molecular soup and accidentally create rna?
>>524455564>take some of the word of God, disregard this other word of God
>>524451902here's atheist lorehttps://youtu.be/m-1q3CgKAPk?list=RDm-1q3CgKAPk
worshipping a rabbi jew is beyond stupid
>>524458393Damn who was first???
>>524458250If you did it immediately it’s unlikely. Changes occur gradually as a result of an environmental niche changing or migration. If they had a longer period of time to adjust, it’s more likely. Not everyone species will adapt though, which leads to extinction. >pandas Notoriously poor choice anon, they’re basically kept alive by the Chinese government for PR. Especially with Chiense urbanization this example likely wouldn’t make it. If you want a good anthropological example, look at US whites in the south becoming stupider over time. It’s not a climate for Europeans, and part of the reason blacks were brought in is because they worked better in the subtropical climate.
>>524458370And if I place the bamboo high enough they will grow giraffe necks (if I do it slowly enough)
>>524458704probably some etheric intelligence beyond your understanding of what "alive" isthe aforementioned races may worship it the same way christgolem worship a fairy tale
>>524455493>>524455581>>524456136>Retards not even realizing that even non-Christian scholars agree Jesus actually existed
https://www.nber.org/system/files/working_papers/w32334/w32334.pdfWhy do christfags portray themselves as a muscular yes chad when high levels of religious event attendance correlates negatively with going to the gym and bars
>>524458855Oh wait, it's the same fucking moron lol
>>524451902>theoryIt have been confirmed.
>>524458696Jesus never wanted to be worshipped, he wanted to wake us up and align with God. People like you make me wonder if it was all a mistake, you obviously deserve to suffer.
>>524458745Either that or they become better at climbing, like monkeys. Or they get better teeth to gnaw like beavers. Or they get jumpy legs like grasshoppers. Or perhaps it's a mix of these. Or perhaps it leads to 4 different species all of which chose a different trait.Either way, they either adapt, or they die.
>>524451971Evolution does not imply equitarianism, let alone equitarian conception of the races. If evolution is true in one sense, the faux application of social sciences to negate the premise is the most “Anti science” position of the millennium, more patently absurd than talking snakes, apples of knowledge, or what is and isn’t a heresy. The pro science crowd are bumpkins posing as professors, most are idiots who genuinely believe in Boazian conclusions in anthropology when it’s been debunked even in the mainstream.
>>524458855>random "non-christian" "scholars" eg other fucktard abrahamic or asiatic religion scammers agree Yeshua existed! so it must be true!there's really no saving you people. I'm gonna order the next big asteroid be pulled into the earth. I can't stand you fuckers anymore, you're all so dumb.
>>524458933once again proving your cult is full of dishonest shyters. if your heaven existed you sure as fuck don't belong there.
Because you have to be really fucking dense not to believe evolution. The only real mystery is the exact mechanism of it. Maybe God does the Noah trick every 6000 years and creates a few new species, who the fuck knows.
>>524452763thats jewish lore my guyChristians arent required to circumcise and its clearly stated in the bible multiple times
Because it's a good theory
>>524460059Also it's not just a "leftist theory", it has no political or religious bias. It's just a theory. Only a faggot like OP would try to use it as a wedge between people.
>>524458632We've recreated a limited form with less gasses as a proof-of-concept, and those have successfully formed amino acids in very much the same way, but no, we have not yet recreated RNA in such an experiment to my knowledge. I'd assume that's a question of nailing down the precise conditions, if we can even replicate them on a cooler earth with entirely different pressure, atmospheric gasses, etc, but I'm no expert on the subject, I'm sure someone more knowledgeable could correct me. We have, however, created self-replicating RNA chains, which proves that a lucky chain formed by the movements of organic compounds in such an environment could self-replicate, forming the basis for single-celled life.
>>524451902Sorry I will not fall for the anti-Christian = leftist psyopGo back to selling your liver to your pastor for Israel
>>524451902Why do you want to believe in jewish mythology and deities so much, OP?
>>524456553>pretendingBro, please.
>>524460157>what is social darwinism
>>524459043So if I sleep more and get better at sleeping and eventually turn into a sloth like creature. That must have been some crazy competitive environment in which those evolved
>>524451902you know that you can believe in both evolution and god right?
>>524462018> So if I sleep more and get better at sleeping and eventually turn into a sloth like creature. That must have been some crazy competitive environment in which those evolvedWow. This anon must be in the top percentile of intelligence on this board.
>>524451902Because it makes sense.
>>524462254i'm keeping it basic for your sake
It literally just makes sense. It’s intuitive.
No wonder jews have such a easy time with normalniggers they really are animals lmao
>>524462354how would an animal like the manatee which lives in shallow often musky waters (which are ideal for depredation) develop traits like curiosity and zero self defense mechanisms?
>>524459031who's us? rambling jew ran in circles in a desert in asia.
>>524462496>depredationpredation lol
>>524462428Do you actually believe that png is what athiests believe?
>>524462496The curious manatees fucked more
>>524462281how would a koala bear develop the behaviour to freeze when a threat approaches without having camouflage? not that camo would help against pythons anyway
>>524462333You literally can’t grasp nuance.
>>524462604and in the case of the sloth the one that sleeps longer fucks more, right?
>>524462728you can't grasp logic
>>524462741Correct.
>>524462785because they fuck in their dreams rightare you aware that pandas are extremely difficult to breed? why won't they fuck?
>>524462868Pandas were made by the devil
>>524451902Leftists do not believe in evolution. They are blank-slate creationists who deny the science of human biological diversity.
>>524462698idk
>>524463083i thought evolution makes sense?
>>524451902you just took the med meme and slapped a bandana on it, soulless
>>524463131Yes, puzzles make sense. Sometimes you're just missing a few pieces.
>>524462782You are retarded and I don’t need to stoop to your level.
>>524463444what pieces are we missing here?evolution is random mutation and natural selectionperhaps intend?
>>524459507Holy goal posts
>religious lore>nothing but egyptian and sumerian mythos regurgitated with new actors.
>>524451902It's not the left, but those that use reason. But you can believe in magic beins if you want.
>>524463651>they're all the same>since they all had nouns, verbs, and adjectives in some sort of similarity, sort of
