>be Ethiopian/Aksumite>peak Aksum, basically as developed as Rome, maybe more than Northern Europehave functional written language, coinage, centralized government, wheel, big trade network>Greeks and Romans consider you “civilized,” part of the civilized Mediterranean worldone of the few places in sub-Saharan Africa to actually invent stuff>survive the collapse of the Roman Empire better than Northern and Western Europe>Christian before most of Europe, considered white/Caucasian in European chronicleslife is good, trading with Mediterranean, everything running smooth>then Islam rises around you>surrounded by literal wall of Mudslimes, slowly isolated from Mediterranean economytech and culture stagnates because literally cut off from world>become last Christian state in Africa, surrounded by backward tribes>conquer ooga booga neighbors, enslave some, expand empire, last hundreds of years (1270–1974)>Italy (developed western power) comes knocking in 1890s>beat Italians first try because good army and tactics>second try Italy brings tanks, planes, poison gas, modern weapons>lose, empire shaken>king becomes worshipped by niggers in West as divine god-king who will led the black race (king looks more Jeet/arab than black as well)>then commies kill the king and take over, typical commie shit, famine and destruction follow>tribals once subjugated now flood in, historic Aksumite/Ethiopian heartland becomes minority (~30–35% of population) in own country>Christian majority shrinks, Islam spreads to ~1/3 of population>once-proud empire turned third-world hellhole occupied by ooga booga you once enslaved>Europeans no longer call you white, “Africa” in every sense now>mfw Ethiopia is basically a perfect allegory for the West if it keeps cutting itself off, overregulating, and importing massesI’m sorry, bros, but if we don’t actually wake up and save the West, we are so on track to end up exactly like Ethiopia.
