>maybe they forgot
>>524475887lol oh my god. I can't believe a big official company actually makes this. Unbelievable.lol
>>524475887Look at me. LOOK AT ME: stoicism.
>>524475887>surely this promo poster will sell our show
Oh lawwwd
>we wuz elves 'n dwavees 'n sheeitI support black actors in black parts like the Zulu movies.
>>524475971Show?
*Looks at pic*>They have a cave trollPicrel
>>524475887they made a 2nd season? lol
>>524475887LAAAAWD OF DEM RAAANGS NIGGAAAAA
>>524475887Oh lawd dem rangs, dem rangs of POWER!!!
Lawdy lawdy im da lawd of dem rangz nigga
>>524475887>Rangs of Powa
>>524475887is that real?
>>524475887The message is more important than ratings.
>>524476221>>524475887Which poster is more ridiculous?
>>524475887Make Sauron a zesty buck and Im sold.
Why do we never see whites or Asians playing black caracters ? Because the agenda is exclusively against whites.
>>524475887So I probably shouldn't have to, but I have to ask, is that a real or fake poster? I really can't tell if it's satire or the actual poster.
>>524476285dam rite niqua, whitey otta learn he aint make dem rang of power
>>524476092My thoughts exactly lol.
>>524476543>googled it>its fucking realClown world literature is great
>Tolkien?
>>524475887iirc they have to do the 3rd season or they'll lose the rights to LOTR
>>524475887>The Lawry's on dem Wangz>Season 3>Wash dat chimken yo!
Pure comedy. Just crazy to be trolling while getting paid Bezo bucks on one of biggest budget TV shows.I would not have the balls to pull this off. Liberals are mentally ill.
>>524477000Many such cases when it comes to liscensing. So many shitty flop movies/shows/games have been made just to kick a liscensing can down the line. Typical corporate greed at work desu.
>>524475971amazon got infinite money
>>524476312The latter is closer to Tolkien's writings.
>never seen any amazon lotr showsi'll assume they are shit. hopefully someone can make some ai slop kinos
>>524475887Gross
Just watch Frieren. Season 2 soon.
>>524477415Imagine toiling away at an Amazon warehouse just getting by to pay for rent and food for the month. Then you see this poster.
>>524477548Cool. I did not know that.
>>524476940AYO DAT MY NIGGA JAIR TOKEN
How the hell can a board of people, executives or whatever greenlight such poster? You don't need to study art or philosophy to see how aesthetically unpleasant it looks. Jesuschrisf, the average mid tier youtuber puts more thought in their video thumbnails than amazon. Don't they care about losing money?
>>524475887HAhaHAHahAHHAhYES!!Man, this was such a good christmas :D Trump bombs niggers, we get more "Lawddd Dem RANGzzz!" holy shit. do we get another season of iron shart and acolyte?
>>524477676it has to be money laundering. >Hey friend #1, come work for amazon and make movie posters for us.>Im not even artistic, I dont even know how to draw.>Thats alright, Ill pay you $200k a year but you have to give me 100k>DEAL!!
>>524476940WE WUZ ELVEZZ EN SHIIIIIET!
>>524475887look at that egg head lol
O LAWDY LAWD DEM RANGZ. DEM RANGZ OF POWAHHHH
>>524475887>>524476940
>>524476940There are the people that tell you you have no culture.
>>524476543>is that a real or fake poster?DEI hiring has been going on for over a decade at this point. DEI = Less/no straight white male competence, shittier output, shows like dem rangz
>>524478560OH LAWD! DEM RANGS!We wuz DWARVES N SHEEEEIT!!
>>524475887I hate you nigger lovers. You spoil and destroy everything on Earth.
>>524475887>ACK! Nigga I dis fell from dat tower
>>524478705>>524478790lmao
>>524475887Feminism is an ugly thing. I love you femoids, but the degenerate, femoid world, is an ugly one.
WAT U MEANS I AINT FINNA USE EBT FO DEM WANGS?
Amazon do a lot of things at loss, Ok, I get that the average normie burn his own coins on consumist shit that they can issue refund even to people basically scamming them, but something is fishy
THEM ELVES FINNA GENOCIDE OUR BLACK ASSES N SHEEEEIT!!
>>524475887i thought it was AI generated slope, it is not, wtf is wrong with amazon?
>>524479350O LAWDY
>>524475887You must get a tax write off for promoting wakanda tier propaganda.
>>524475887
>>524479281Everything is so captured and unified that they make their money from other avenues. They don’t need people to pay for this slop directly anymore.
>>524475887Lord of the Rings was written by an African.
>>524475887next time you feel bad about yourself, just remember your life could be so much worse. you could be somebody that is excited to watch rangslop.
>>524476940Powerful!
>take the seminal work of a renowned race realist (Yiddish pidgin speak: "racist") and turn it into some "WeWuz" parody>selling this as some kind of #Reparations that that will somehow improve race relationsKikes want gentiles to kill all niggers, so that they can then use that genocide as cover for the genocides which they continually perpetrate and can no longer hide behind hasbara.
>>524475887my fucking sides they made a nigger ELF. this is real
>>524480827U AINT SEEN NO BLACK ELF BEFO? SHUT YO HONKY ASS UP OR IM FINNA BUS OUT MY BOW! SHEEEEEEEEEIT!
Correct, dwarves are niggers
Allow me to make this thread more /pol/ relevant from my saver stash.
>>524475887Ah yes. The old fabled tradition of elf niggas.
>>524481564The writers wanted to to re-name Gimli to Gibmi, but it's still too early
>>524476940Did that guy piss down his pants?
>>524481532AYO IS BE A DARK. ELF. OK? FUCKING DARK ELF MOTHOR FU-ACKER.I AM SO BLACK, IM PURPLE, BEETCH!
>>524481750MY NIGGA!
>>524481750Um, they prefer to be called Elves of Color
>>524481750dark elves are skyrim goyslop , they were never present on original tolkien lore
>>524475887This shit is hysterical
Dwarves got what they deserved
LAWWWWWWD Dem Rangz
>>524475887Do they just not like Easterlings?
WE WUZ JAPANESE HORROR MOVIE
When you collect all dem Rangz you no longer have to pay alimony and you get all the welfare allowed from Middle Earth
Republican Brown wife simulator
Democrat presidential nominee simulator
>>524475887jim carrey as shaka zulu
>>524475887Did they ever explain this?
>>524475887Season 2 somehow managed to be worse than season 1. I wonder what new horrors they have in store?
>>524475887O lawd
>>524478790Underrated
>>524476543Where can I get a hard copy of this for my brother
>>524482082Collec?Nigga i's a real nigga I steal dat rangNigga you ain shit
Its flat out propaganda at this point.The propaganda is more important than the money now.Speaks volumes
>>524482212Lmao this kike shills wants to sell the assumption that anyone here would ever watch this niggerslopKys kike before I do
>>524475887>MORDOR IS A DARK PLACE. THE BLACKEST OF BLACK. THE OPPOSITE OF WHITE>ayo nigga what he mean by that?
And yet you all watched every episode. I know this.
In Season 3 dey have to venture through The Cave of Chirps (successfully easily), pass the aisle of alimony, avoid the Calligraphy Cyclops and somehow cross the lake of water before meeting Guardian Gibbs.
>>524482125>>524482520Found the filthy pajeet. Too easy
>>524475887I though it was already cancelled. I watched the first episode, well like half of it, then that was the end of that. I'd rather a midget with wolverine claws use my balls as a speed bag than watch that shit.
>>524482706Pajeet? You mean the Hindu Golden Age Trump brought in?
>>524482787thought*
>>524475887I don't give a fuck if she's black she needs a fucking beard. This is bullshit
The Lord of the Talent
I made this video a few years ago https://youtu.be/FJOIPiEkcx4
>>524482212>cave troll impregnates elf >turns out cave troll has family deep in the earth >comes up for elf pussy but doesn't tell his wife >drives a pinto >elves learn to respect troll culture >eventually many elf bitches getting trolled and spitting out hideous children
>>524475887I am surprised they didn't call it the Rings of Privilege.
There were reportedly complications from the beginning of production as the actors demanded they could arrive and leave during shooting whenever they wanted due to being on "black people time" and demanded to be paid the same as Elijah Wood and "all dem other short ass crackas"
>>524476940Evil cannot create, only curropt what good it is allowed to. "We are here" is the last message these people should be trying to communicate. Now everyone knows exactly where to go to pick a justified fight against a deserving enemy.
>>524475887Wypipo don saison dey rangz n shieeet ah lawd lawry's saisonin'
>>524482917Word is they're making a gypsy version, The Rings of Copper
>>524482877Oh boy, I remember this one kekkkkkkkkk
>>524475887WE GOT DEM RANGZDEM RANGZ OF POWASAID WE GOT DEM RANGZDEM RANGZ OF POWA
>>524476349Sauron was like the only white male character in the production.
>>524475887It just keeps getting uglier and uglier
>>524475887i thought trump changed the agenda what the fuck is this?!!!!!!!
There were some last minute script changes after internal polling showed test audiences didn't respond well to Tyroneitorf ending all of his lines with "and fuck whitey".
You guys toldMe woke was dead
>>524475887Amazon just cannot admit defeat LOL
>>524476285>Here a nigger, there a nigger, everywhere a nigger nigger
>>524476543Fucking heebs just won't stop
>>524481750NIGGA U IS BURPLE NOW WHERE DA BURPLE DRANK?
>>524475887>nigger elves>nigger dwarves I was stupid to get excited when I first heard that Amazon with all their infinite money was going to do a story based on the silmarillion.
Somewhat of an insider here. Can tell you for a fact that no one ever watched this show right from the beginning. It has been dead in the water forever, but Amazon keeps it going to try to avoid saying they were wrong. It's shit. Everything about it is shit. The white female elf sucks ass too. Cringe stuff. Only decent part of the entire 2 season run was Jack Lowden's brief appearance.
>>524483522Now you gonna get the Simianalrion
i love lo dem rangs
>>524478790holy shit i capped that years ago
>Stephen Amell as>The black panther
>>524483618Kek it sucks I just want someone company’s to do a show or movie on feanor my favorite character and favorite son or the beautiful love story of beren and luthien. But I know the way things are going they are going to turn beren into a nig nog and luthien into a gay twink.
>>524481882dark elves are from dungeon and dragons lore.
>>524484012Hopefully we elect a real Hitler before that happens.
>>524476078THEY'RE TAKING THE NOGGITS TO PRISON YARD
>>524479368Anon, it is AI generated slop.They replaced photographers and editors with AI.
>>524475887This is how you know Rotten Tomatoes can be rigged. This show got 84% positive
>>524480827Other atrocities as well.
>>524475887WEWUZKANGZOF DEMRANGZ
We Hobbits now
Amazon bringing you only the most zesty of negros
>>524484921About to put the UCK in buck
>billionaire commissions his racial harmony fantasy art piece to show the world how benevolent and amazingly tolerant he is>someone somewhere actually paid for thisI mean I get that it's a flop but the fact that anyone looked forward to this is amazing.
>>524484593>fairer than silver or ivory or pearls......and nostrils as wide as dey mouth
>>524475887how is this still on
>>524482877still makes me kekyou did good nigga
>>524480014White as Nagatoro tits and territory belonged to her majesty's realm.
lawd.... LAWD dem RANGS
>>524476285It's more important than the writing, acting, and costume design too
On my muthafckn life Ima have me them rangz nigga
>"Gandalf the BIPOC"? Gandalf the nigger
>>524483491kek i love racist jokes
>>524478560lol
>>524475887Wow, she cleaned the cheeto dust off of her fingers. They can learn!
>>524475887This looks AI generated.
>>524477676Every company is the west is filled from top to bottom with untalented people who got there based not on merit. And this is the end result.
>>524484921
>>524480689WEWUZAUTHORS N SHEIT
>>524475887Those 2 niggers don't look black like that in the series maybe for foreign versions they made them lighter and only English Version enjoys full nigger.The series was okay and can be watched. It was nice to see the start of sauron and generally Elb history.
>>524488530American niggers tend to be lighter since they are bleached or half mutts, pure africans are black as coal
>>524482199Hobbit Hitler exterminated the browns.
>>524483822lol why is he wearing morrowind dark brotherhood armor?
>>524476543Black scientists breakthrough in mpreg technology Seething crackkkers on suicide watch
>>524475887I like itShow is cozy
>>524488642I know what nigger mutts are but I mean they're literally many shades lighter in the series (German version) than in the pic OP posted.I saw all the memes but they made them less niggerish than what I saw in the trailer. Amazon heard the backlash and changed it and it's generally a good series. They didn't completely ruined it but it's no masterpiece either it's just good.
>>524476543Hi I'm Quan Millz best selling author of the books... This hoe got roaches! Pastors eat pwssy tooThis nigga got a small dickAnd many other hood favorites
>>524482199There are many Hobbit races and one race is described in the books as black, many Hobbit races died out especially the warrior type Hobbit races so it COULD make sense that here and there some black hobbits survivedm
People watch this garbage
>>524475887Season 3 - Replaced, No Whites Edition
>>524475937you think that's bad? wizards of the coast also did LOTR magic the gathering cards, and raceswapped some of the characters. they even raceswapped eowyn, but because they're liberal pieces of shit who are in it for a cash grab, they didn't bother also raceswapping eomer.
>>524475887Black Elves actually make a lot of sense if you think about it , they are the missing link between Elves and Orcs long story short they are Corrupted Elves who did not reached their final form ( Orc ) yet .
>>524476543
>>524475887The quirk chungus girl at work won't leave me alone about this fucking show. I have told her multiple times I'm not a TV watcher and that I'm not in to all these shows, especially remakes. Obviously I don't want to get fired by telling her I'm not watching some kike diversity prequel shit, but it's like people can sense something and they wont stop poking and prodding me. It's like I'm being nagged to go to church.>I don't get people hate on this show>I really like Rings of Power>Anon you should really check it out >blah blah blah...so I was watching Rings of Power and...Every. Fucking. Day. I'm not a snob about not watching TV. I couch it all in, "yeah I'm just not a big TV giy heh, but that's cool you enjoy the show."And yet it's nag after nag. And she always makes a point to say something about people hating the show. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Why won't people leave me alone. Why is it so fucking important that I watch all the current TV shows and movies? Why???It's religion. You can't tell me this isn't a religion for people. It's like people are suspicious or nervous that I don't watch kike shows on the big glow glow screen. It's not even just her. I've had another coworker who was sort of cool but also really into TV and Star Wars. Same thing. He would constantly bring up XYZ show and tell me I have to watch it. He'd preemptively attack me and make comments about me not liking TV. Again, I'm not some uppity snob about it, I just dont watch shit and I calmly tell people Im just not a fan. I tell them I gave never seen Stanger Things, Adolescent, Rings of Power, the latest Marvel movie, etc etc and I might as well tell them I'm sexually attracted to kittens based on how they respond. I fucking HATE HATE HATE television.
>>524482877Top kek
>>524476940Dat nigga called Tokein
>>524489307>>524489169NONIGGERS
>>524489386she's trying to get you into her place under the pretext of watching it together so you can fuck white babies into her. She probably hasn't picked up on you being a volcel wizard.
>>524478706retarded ass pole. you should be hating the billionaire that created (jeff bezos), but instead you would rather hate other white people who don't even consume the trash you are talking about. you are a true jew at heart (like the majority of poles).
>>524489722
>>524476372Still waiting for that Martin Luther King biopic starring Matthew McConaughey
>>524475887eyes too close to each other
>>524476221The cars in this one look cool so it's better
>>524489169>hobbits were blackNo they weren't you lying jew
>>524475937They have money to spare if goyim is humiliated.
>>524475887Still no ozempic available in Middle Earth?
>>524489853Listen the anon said it makes sense.So long as you don't think too much about it.So don't question it and especially NO WRONGTHINK.
>>524475887So they are just doubling down?
>>524489853Tolkien wrote that there are many very different Hobbit races. Some Asiatic some middle eastern some black (not African) . It's obvious pushed 'diversity' but it's canon that not all hobbits are exactly the same but almost all died out after the third Zeitalter
>>524475887OH LAWD DEM RANGZ, DEM RANGZ OF POWAH
>>524490080There may have been different tribes, it makes no sense to have multiracial small long lasting tribes unless they're all racist. And what he said about it related to harfoots not hobbits. The sire is as Anglo as it gets.
>>524490080You lie and lie and lie and lie and lie and cannot provide proof of what you claim.
>>524475887amazon laundering money into deliberate failureI vwonder what the cash is really for or is it just a tax write off ?
>>524490791My fren, I know many people that unironically enjoy the show, it's super over. At least there are no jeets (I think)
>>524490080Canon trannie hobbits when?
>>524490876like fuck you do, no one who loves Tolkiens work can watch this retarded slop,you work for amazon or something?
>>524490930I doubt they've even read any of Tolkien's books
>>524475887The guy in the back is less cast and more carved from wood.
>>524475887Show's opening title sequencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJOIPiEkcx4
>>524490876Who are these people? I'm sort of involved with nerd culture here at least, no one has anything positive to say about this stuff. So it's not people who are into fantasy or rpgs or shit like that at least. Are your friends black women or something?
>>524490930Tell exactly what's supposedly so bad about it?Even the nigger dwarf KANG was a good character. Overall it's a good show with love to the story. The handful forced diversity niggers are the only bad parts but even them are okayish to accept.
>>524491072I saw the first episode, Galadriel was some sort of ninja. That's not showing any love to the story Tolkien made.
>>524489717She's married. I know this because she wont shut the fuck about him either. I always have to hear about his problems and how he messed up Christmas or whatever. She'll even tell me about him crying and I told her to not do that, for his sake. But she still tells me shit I don't care about like his medical problems or emotional difficulties. Im not some unsocial autist either, I just don't care. It's all these fucking women around me that gotta tell me every little thinf aboit their retarded lives and bug me to watch Netflix shit. Most of my mental energy at work goes into not snapping and yelling at everyone to be annoying. Even now, as a type this she's doing stupid annoying yoga moves, always right in the corner of my eye. Sometimes I wish I could scream and hit people without all the consequences and butthurt.
I remember when we made fun of the first season being shilled so hard despite being full of repulsive niggers, but how did it fare?I'm surprised there are now 3 seasons of Tolkien's teenager world. Do people genuinely watch this, or is Amazon burning money just because they can?
>>524475887This isnt accurate. Shes a dwarf but is just closer than the elf is. But whats wrong with black elves and black dwarves? They dont really have specific skin colors more like features. plus its fine to spice things up a bit. I liked season 1, didnt know a new season came out
>>524491072oh fuck offHe did't write it, it's nonsensical muck penned by Amazon with no soul at allget the fuck out of here
>>524491150>or is Amazon burning money just because they can?>>524490791>amazon laundering money into deliberate failure>I vwonder what the cash is really for or is it just a tax write off ?
>>524491147That other poster isn't wrong. She's actually trying to woo you with her cringe yoga moves. Let me guess, her cuck crying husband hasn't managed to impregnate her and they're some sort of "dog parents" or something?
>>524475887OH LAWD
>>524491004Mostly work collagues + two friends from my D&D group who are just megaleftoids. As you can imagine, most of these people are women.As for my colleagues I can't really blame them that much, apparently they watch all kinds of shitty TV shows at all times, they just go back home and turn their brains off, it's the "cool" thing to do these days. I tried to tell them to just read the trilogy or at least the hobbit but they laughed at me>haha anon I have no time to read*proceed to rot as the TV feeds them slop riddled with ads and propaganda*The D&D women however haven't even read the Silmarillion and I'm 99% sure all their Tolkien knowledge comes from fandom.com but a friend of mine has a thing with one of them so I'm not being too annoying with them for his sake
>>524491313If you don't like it. You have 6 lotr movies, a directors cut, and several videogames. Please let us have something :[
>>524491150It's an open secret at this point that modern TV slop is just money laundering through tax writeoffs.
>>524475887Years ago this would be considered a fan made cover.
>>524475887Are those supposed to be dwarves? Did they just use niggers and didn't give them a beard? Is is a dwarf using a bow?
>>524491359Man, I thought my D&D group was a bit faggy, guess I should appreciate them more.
>>524475887it's just jews destroying white culture like they do everywhere. it's so fucking tiresome.
>>524491335>>524491381Thank you, I wasn't aware of that as I never watch series. Except the old Highlander TV series back in the 90s with my dad.
>>524491072Love to what story? Not lotr for sure. Lotr was about how people should bow to superior bloodlines such as Aragon. This one has a man similar to Aragon who the strong female character has to bow to, but the message is the opposite, that that's a bad thing.
>>524488303What about buck breaking barns in Beleriand owned by white elves? We want our reperatshuns.
>>524478560
YO DEM BEACONS IS LIT NIGGA! DA CRIPS CALLIN' FO AID.
>>524491313It's good enough to be enjoyed and could have ended up much much worse.The Hobbit movies were worse than the original trilogy too but the movies could still be enjoyed.I love to get new stuff from the world especially before the big war/wars.It's good.The same faggots crying about the Fallout series too because it's not 100% exactly like the first 2 games and blablabla.It's good simple as.
>>524476092came to post exactly this, I remember making fun of this shit here from the moment season one was announced
>>524491352They have kids, but he's dying or something, lol. He has some sort of brain lesion, and evey week, she updates me on how he's falling apart. I honestly feel bad for him because she tells me about how he feels like he's failing his family. Even when she talks about him dying, she's always talking about how he won't be able to do stuff for her. She's obviously upset about it, but her talk about him dying always revolves around his usefulness ending more than her being upset her soul mate is dying. It just makes me hate women even more. I'm not some seething bitter incel really, but they're SOOOO ANNOYING. Yeah, I'd rather stay single.
>>524491502The way they do it is that they report the production cost of something like rangs of power as being in the billions of dollars. I think it was supposedly the most expensive show to produce in the history of humanity. But the reported cost of production is just Amazon writing down a number and handing that over to the tax authorities, there's no real oversight over where all that money is actually spent.And then you look at the show. Everything is super low budget. The actors are all no-name college theater level performers, all the props are plastic and low quality, everything from cinematography to music score is budget and amateurish. Looking at the actual production I think it's reasonable to estimate a season costs a few millions produce. And when they report the cost as being billions, that's hundreds of millions they get to write off their taxes.The nigger dwarves and elves is cast explicitly to create the controversy that is happening. Because they need to portray this as a real show that has a real following. So that's just to have people talk about it. If there weren't nigger dwarves no one would ever talk about this show at all.
>>524491671Sure. I'm just saying that when a woman is shit talking her husband to you, while regularly doing yoga moves in your peripheral vision, then that means she's designated you as an hypergamic upgrade and you have the option to fuck her.Not that you should of course. Fucking some sexually frustrated quirk chungus at your workplace is a potential drama generator in your life like no other.
>>524491692What the fuck. Is there really never any audit?
This has to be a contract they’re running out. There’s no way Nigger Rangs got renewed because it’s so popular. Even hatewatches would be low
>>524475887Lawdy lawd, dem raaaangz.
>>524491782There are audits of course, but it's easy to shift money around in big projects like that in a way that's just bullshit but legal. You can pay a "consultant" on something as much as you want, and that consultant can of course be your cousin Bergstein, only the investors can take issue with that not the tax authorities. The only real criteria from the authorities perspective is that the money being shuffled around actually exists. It's a system made for rich people so rich people can preserve their wealth.
>>524475887>we have to make money>let's just get the rights to this beloved IP that's riddled with deep philosophical messages>ugh, it has sooo many popular tropes>I know, let's subvert some ideas from the original materialIt's like a kid thinking they can improve the Sistine Chapel by taking a photo of it and gluing macaroni on the photos.Just making honest cashgrab slop has more artistic value than this. Even AI slop has more artistic value than this.Removing the Scouring of the Shire from the movies is a mistake. It made dumbasses forget Tolkien also subverted tropes, but he had deeper philosophical understanding of the subject matter he was putting a twist on. He was making yet another very poignant statement that clearly drew from the horrors of his lived experience. Unironically, I've heard some retard gone off the deep end just assume Tolkien was another "racist old white man" when he was an anti-apartheid Brit born in 1892 and deceased in 1973. These people make a circus of themselves when they have such disrespect on the giants whose shoulders they stand on.
>>524491905Most interesting and disgusting. Thank you for the explanations, anon.
>>524475887We are living in an evil age
>>524475887This is not real. Is it?Haven't watched season 2, not gonna watch this either. I'll just have a laugh at their expense.
>>524488945BREAK OUT THE CHAMPAGNE WE HAVE ONE SINGLE VIEWER HERE! SOMEONE ACTUALLY LIKES IT! QUICK MAKE 5 MORE SEASONS!
>>524491147Oh yeah, there's a woman at my job who's the same way. Bitch is ostensibly in QA but all she does it yak nonstop, usually embarrassing shit about her husband. Then she acts innocent when a 400 piece job that she blindly signed off on gets sent back, lmao
>>524476940I just have unfathomable nigger fatigue at this point.>Source material featuring white people that's based on white culture?Racist! White supremacy!>Replace said material with contrived mutt diversity and bastardized writing.>Das right, we here, we be seen 'n sheet, undeniable, black power, black beauty, black visibility, rooted, as a people, das rite.I know we're all fucking tired of the "if the roles were reversed" shit. But god damn. "Rooted, as a people, as being". Meanwhile we're just not supposed to exist anymore as a people. No, we're just supposed to forfeit and surrender everything of our ancestors, identity, past and future, to appease these people's passive-aggressive tribalism and massive inferiority complex. We're just supposed to collectively fall on our civilization's sword so they can feel better about themselves, and we're just supposed to simply not exist as a people, while they openly and apologetically vie for themselves as a people.>You must let us have your literature, culture, and make it our own so we can be seen and you are erased, or else we are oppressed and being erased! Racist!Okay I'm just ranting like a broken record now. I'm just so tired of these people, SOOOO god damned fucking tired of them.
>>524475887da lawd of dem rangsseasoning 3
>>524491777I'll let her stroke my ego, but that's about it heh heh. But yeah you might be right
Does this show make money? Is it even possible to tell with the subscription model? I dont know anyone who watches it and my age group was obsessed with lotr
>>524482609>The Cave of ChirpsKEK
>>524489169That must be the German edition because no hobbits were described as black in my copy.
>>524475887In a lot of these cases, the production money's been allocated and factored into tax filings for the year. If they don't spend it, they will end up having to pay back a lot of the tax breaks and incentives they got from whatever state or country they filmed in. Like that Batgirl film that got scrapped after it was finished, it's sometimes financially better to spend it and take the loss for next year's deductions.
Just a reminder to non-Americans. Blacks make up 12% of the US population. Yet our media would have you believe they're like 50% or some shit. The nigger worship in this country has become a ritualistic fetish at this point.
>>524491359You may be thinking these people are fools for not realizing they could simply read books with the time they otherwise spend on television. But what you're not realizing is these people are actually borderline illerate. They can maybe read product labels in the grocery store, but that's about it. They are incapable of sitting down and actually reading a book, they'll struggle to get through the first page even. But they don't want to admit this, so instead they just pretend that books are lame and they don't want to read anyway. Sour grapes mentality.
>>524489386She wants you to blow out her ring of power, if you know what i mean.
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>>524489853I distinctly remember several characters exclaiming "you Took NIGGER" multiple times
>>524491176>what's wrong with repulsive nigger literal who shit actors playing parts they were never meant to play?>why does my media have to be accurate and full of attractive people?Nobody wants to see ugly niggers playing elves that's why.
>>524490527>>524492465tolkien mentions 3 different kinds of hobbits, one (harfoots) which he calls shorter and browner of skinbut this is in relation to the other 2 ones who are called either 'broad', or 'fairer of skin'since he based the hobbits on english history its likely he's referring swarthy people there like meds, or since 'they prefered highlands and hillsides' they are scots/celts
>>524491629Fallout sucked too. I hate niggers and don't want to see them in my media. Niggers don't even want tk see other niggers. Kys
>>524492629Yes this sounds more familiar.
>>524492629Sheeit dey say Dat sumdem hobbitz be brown and sheeit less make all da hobits niggas namsayin
>>524492629Tolkein was much like Benjamin Franklin, in that he considered Europeans other than Anglos to be swarthy brown creatures. Both had a specific dislike of Germans in particular. Perhaps more understandable from Tolkein, given his war experiences, but really it was just a manifestation of the same anglo mentality that had Franklin ranting about Germans being too swarthy to live in America.
>>524492465It's written in the Silmarillion, I doubt you even read that book. It's explained there that there were many very different Hobbit races. One specifically with darker skins which acted more like orcs than typically hobbits. Not African but just dark. So it's not impossible that here and there some of them could have survived.I don't like this forced shit myself but it could be worse.
>>524491692Could it be that they make such an over-the-top diversity slopshow so that people focus on how horrible the slop is, so that nobody is focused on this tax fraud?
>>524475887Nigolas, what do your melanineated eyes see?
>>524492800Franklin was butthurt that Germans would speak German and buy German newspapers and not buy his own newspapers.British are genetically pretty much the same as the Irish which they called subhumans for centuries while he called Germans swarthy including Nordics but somehow the saxons aka north Germans they larp to be are perfectly white.
>>524492850Of course. But... it's not really "tax fraud" per se, it's just leveraging the system in a legal but offensive way. It's a jew system.
>>524492850I think he's right; they're deliberately making controversial decisions to make people online discuss the show. The existence of online discussion about the show can then be construed as supporting evidence for the show's supposed popularity.
>>524475887if you want a vision of the future, imagine a giant jew anus taking a shit on european culture forever
>>524491629Fucking German flag, I should have known.You guys are up there with Swedes and leafs with your unbridled cuckery.
>>524492975Reporting higher costs for more tax cuts sounds like tax fraud to me.
>>524481868>Elves of Color
>>524492973>Anglos and Celtics are the same!Just kys ffs. I can't decide if you're a jew or a Turkroach.
>>524475887>tfw o lawdy dem rangs was maybe the least retarded character in ROPfucking embarrassing
>>524492973Inaccurate. Franklin specifically accused Germans of being swarthy. He also founded America's first German language newspaper, there were no German newspapers in America before his own. And besides Germans supposedly being swarthy, his big problem with Germans is he thought their ethnic seperation from the anglos of America would make them unreliable partners in revolution and nation building. The only reason he made a German newspaper in the first place was to propagandize the revolutionary cause to german speakers in America.Granted, his German newspaper was subsequently out-competed by others, but his was the first. Anyway, the point is that anglos have weird opinions about other Europeans.
Wow, I thought this poster was a fake. Jesus, it's not. I forgot this show existed after watching the first couple episodes. What a waste of money.
>>524493024Pretty much, along with their brainwashed shitlib pets greedily gulping down the brown sludge.
>>524493040Yeah, but who can decide how much cousin Shekelstein's SFX company should actually use on their work? It's not a crime to be horribly inefficient and spend a shitload of money on production costs.In free market capitalism, which our system is based on, it's supposed to be it's own punishment in that you're now running a company that's not operating in an efficient way. But in a free market capitalist economy you obviously can't have something like the concept of "tax writeoffs" and not anti-trusting monopolies, like our system currently does.That's because our economic system is oligarchic jewish neo-feudalism. It's made to be a grift. What I'm trying to say is that it's the system that's broken, not the individual billionaire jews taking advantage of it, really.
>>524489169Tolkien never described anyone as black besides the “black men like half trolls with white eyes and red tongues” or whatever the quote was.
>>524493196You're contradicting yourself. You said they report higher costs than the actual costs (they report 100, but actual costs are 20). They report the 100 and receive tax cutbacks based on that 100. Shekelstein sfx costs dont matter, because they report the 100 and not the 20.The system the jews abuse for self-gain is build by jews, maintained by jews and exploited by jews. Buckbroken jewish billionaires are complicit in building, maintaining and exploiting this system. They're just as guilty as the rest of them.
>>524489241>they even raceswapped Aragorn
>>524493504>You're contradicting yourself. You said they report higher costs than the actual costs (they report 100, but actual costs are 20).Yeah, I guess I formulated it a bit poorly. What I mean is that you COULD obviously produce a show like rangs of power for a few millions per season, if you were operating in an optimal and efficient way. Because that's the actual worth of the production, buying plastic armors and hiring some college level actors isn't expensive.But the money that's circulated in this project is real money that is shifted around in real ways, so the production cost sort of IS in the billions. It's just that it's just vanished into inefficient practices. When Shekelstein's company charges 20 million for a job that could be done by someone else for 1 million, that's a real transaction, it's just inefficient business.And then you write off 20 million in expenditure and then cousin Shekelstein reinvests in the family hedge fund etc.
>>524492530>You may be thinking these people are fools for not realizing they could simply read booksWhen was the last time YOU've read a book?
>>524475887They sure love throwing money into mud. Why the fuck even watch this? Pretty sure blacks don't give a fuck about fantasy, especially with ugly niggers in it. Is this made exclusively for white liberal cucks?
>>524493658I understand now. Basically they keep the money in the jewish family while sipphoning more money from the government through tax cuts.
>>524475887To quote the Joker: It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
>>524475887Bold of them to not put a single white person on the poster.
>>524493684Yesterday, I finished reading The Looking Glass War. I've read most of John Le Carre this year and have also read the first several of the Aubrey-Maturin series. I've also read several assorted sci-fi books this year, the best of which was The Stars My Destination. Ringworld was shit, A Mote in God's Eye was good,
>>524475887Does anybody really watch that retarded shit?
>>524475887The entire point of propaganda is that it's forced on the people whether they like it or not.
>>524493597oh shit you're right. i forgot about that. must have blocked it out.
>>524484623black asian?
>>524476221>quasi/pol/to predicted this
>>524493922Don't forget the yakubian albinoid southlanders./tg/ was fun that week.
>>524480014>>524485800nagatoro isn't african just suntanned japanese
>>524475887virtue signallers will say that tolkien was racist and didn't include people of color or that the orcs were representative of africans or claim that the men from the south were middle eastern or some shitbut if tolkien had included people of color as main characters, how much you want to bet that virtue signallers would also claim his diverse characters were some kind of stereotype?and since when was it white people's job to tell other ethnicities' stories? wouldn't a writer be called patronizing if they literally did that?
>>524493922Theoden too. Magic is so elbow deep in their bullshit that you can guess the race of any modern card at a near 100% rate purely by asking the following>Is this person wearing glasses, holding an orb or otherwise implying they have some degree of intelligence?>yes>are they evil?>no>They're black
>>524494072not familiar with that or don't remember it. can't find an image of "lotr mtg southlander" either
>>524480014H P. Lovecraft was from South Africa ?
>>524483822https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14780975/Marvel-Black-Panther-white-revealed.html
>>524494112>theodenyeah... there's a lot i chose to forget i guess...
>>524480827they could have easily and legitimately incorporated them casting them as the drow and make them actually black, legitimately giving them straight white hair and being badass with a epic background and all but no they had to mutt this... very lame destroying that franchise
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>>524484450i know that ikea
Defiled by (((Satanists)))
>>524494298The nigger worship is really getting out of control. This is pathetic.
>>524476543Babby comes out the peanus
>>524493880I dont think so. But if you have any amazon prime show on once it ends the rangz will start playing after that show ends. I woke up once to find I was 6 episodes into this garbage, it looks terrible and I thought I dreamt watching it the cgi looks unfinished like they gave up halfway through.
>>524491072slippery slope
>>524494298mooncrickets BEGONE
They could have funded more of The Expanse (a setting where mutts being everywhere actually made sense), but no....)
>>524475887Is that a man?
>>524494298and their artists are some manlet niggerfaggotsthe proportions for most of the niggers are as if the niggers are 5 foot 6 at most, thus it must be an artist bias.
>>524475887I can't recall which jewtuber said that Amazon can't cancel MUH RANGS because they'll need to pay a hefty amount of shekels to the Tolkien estate if they canned the series until they fulfill their contract.
This is why I always screw over amazon every chance I get
>>524494489Its simple marketing. The market for whites is saturated. The market for blacks isn't.
>>524478648>decadeEvery sheboon at the DMV has been there for decades and they've been incompetent the entire time
>>524495104Blacks don't want to watch shit like Lord of the Rings. They only watch fantasy movies similar to Troy or those recent King Arthur or Robin Hood movies because it's got lots of white people in it getting stabbed.They think Lawd Dem Rangs is stupid for the same reason they think Star Wars is stupid; they think magical stuff is retarded. They tolerate JJ Abrams Star Trek, though. And Interstellar. But they hate The Martian and Ad Astra. They don't want cerebral. They want lots of white people getting massacred on screen.
>>524490080Bilbos ancestors were ebil colonozing slave owners that buck broke and castrated all the other Hobbit races, thats why there is only White Hobbits left in LOTR.Tolkein wrote about it on page 1448, paragraph 88 of the Silmarillion.He also wrote that Germans talk like faggots and they are all retarded.
>>524493107That's the insane thing. I have despised this show ever since the very first teaser posters with the dark hands but somehow, they managed to make the worst character as the blue eyed blonde... (not entirely accurate though because Galadriel was towering and I am just talking about the physique).
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>>524495355>They only watch fantasy movies similar to TroyTroy by Petersen? Good taste, very underrated movie... Do they also like Kingdom of Heaven and the Thirteenth Warrior?
>>524475887some years back, we meme'd thisinto reality sadlywhat have we done /pol/?
>>524496142Thirteenth Warrior? No, it doesn't come on much. Kingdom of Heaven? If it comes on.If it's grounded in reality, and has lots of violence, they like it.They don't care for The Patriot, though. They think the type of warfare from that era was stupid. The idea of standing in rows and taking turns firing volleys at each other seems like a dumb idea to them.
>>524476940Omg that fucking purple prose. You usually see that cringe teenager Myspace angst verbiage from Jews but looks like this mutt picked up a book of poetry by Gertrude Goldsteinberg and drew some inspiration from it
>>524496288>The idea of standing in rows and taking turns firing volleys at each other seems like a dumb idea to them.Kek it's just a phalanx with low power guns. Braveheart then?
>>524482877checked and thank you for your service
>>524496493Nah. They think Braveheart is too slow and wordy. They don't seem to like Mel Gibson much. They don't care much for the old Mad Max, but they'll watch Fury Road for some reason.
>>524482199checked>bannish all shitskins to mordor>mordor becomes the barren hellhole it is nowmy theory, gondor used the shitskins a bio weapon against sauronafter some time, nobody could differntiate between nigger hobbits and ordinary orcs
>>524475927>maybe they relaxed
>>524478706For you!
>>524494298I too remember when Theoden King rose from his throne and shouted MAFUGGIN BIX NOOD
>>524493684>When was the last time YOU've read a book?What a fucking nightmare reality it is when some pretentious little snot can type this unironically and think he'll probably score a gotcha I'd tell you what to do with a plastic bag and an elastic band but I don't want to piss off whatever poor fuck from the rcmp is monitoring this board on a sunday morning
>>524483611>niggers, kike and white women try to write a female elf>totaly unlikeable boss babemeanwhile in japanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMluEj4R1Vo
>>524475887It's all by design. They hate you and want you death White men.
>>524489386the others are right, she wants your dickor she views you as an emotinal tamponin that case, no fucking is going to happen
>>524497152I advise people to get familiar with everything Tolkien has said about race, racial science and racism. He walked the walk even when it wasn't a cakewalk. You'll have an example to point towards to let everyone see these people don't give a fuck about racism. It's just a tool of power for them.
