Has anyone noticed how social media apps now give you fake notifications? They're so dead now that when I occasionally install one to have a look around you'll get a notification thinking that someone has actually messaged you back but it's actually something stupid like a message from snapchat themselves or on kik (yeah who uses that anymore) you'll get a notification saying "people want to chat with you!".Is the internet really this dead now?
Just normie internet.Kiwifarms is always jumpin'Shit, I even pop into Newgrounds sometimes.What you are seeing is a result of mass disillusionment, particularly surrounding Western "Big tech" enterprises.Why aren't we all in the metaverse?Because everybody knows the metaverse is gay.
>>524494689Have you heard about the Prophet Muhammad getting fucked up the ass by niggers in the desert?
>>524494689I'm a robot and the only one that likes you.
>>524494689I used to use social media until I got banned. Now I don't use it.
>>524494689>social media appsstopped reading there..... noob.lurk moar, phaggot.
>>524494689IF you can't tell the difference between a NPC and a Player, you're an NPC.
>>524495131But 4chins is also social media anon.
>>524494902Found the jew
>>524494689>Has anyone noticed how social media apps now give you fake notifications?This is not reddit friendo
not having frens isnt dead internet theory anon. i think snapchat was just trying to help you not kys.
>>524494689internet exactly dead in the sense you imagine it to be, but its dead in a ....for example i am incel loser virgin neetand back when i was young there were still at least some females on the internetbut then as i was growing up my shameful opportunist older brother who studied in marketing, started using spy tactics on his visitors and just growing in the area of SEO, more and more he started being fine with the idea of one day making money off of lonely incel virgin desperate males on the internet, and the money he was collecting from stupid americans buying his chinese dropshipping cheap stuff was plenty, so he started watching Andrew Tate and dreaming of creating a whore house where there are whores everywhere and desperate incel virgin losers pay online to watch themi am saying all this because it was at this exact time where more females started leaving the internet, everything started getting emptier and even emptier, so the only thing left on the internet now is a bunch of (big brothers, communist sympathizers who leach off from american money and work in marketing and oppress incel virgin losers all day long on the internet, gather in sites like RedHat or other piracy websites where they exchange monitoring intel and eventually hack into systems and just download software that's not theirs and brand it as their) they are probably the same people who say AI will replace us all, while at the same time, teaching AI how to make echo chambered incels do more work on their behalf
>>524495509No this is a shithole where everyone comes to have mind dumps. In my world my gf just gave me the green flag to cheat on her.
>>524496708my wildest conspiracy theory regarding this ties it back to Russia, because Siberian beauty standards introduce these `long witch nails` that prevent females from using keyboards, the idea is to distance women away from incel-spheres, that being the entire internet as we know it, sex-havers have organized global influence and tell women where to go to when they escape their respective countries, sex-havers directly fill your town of residence will migrants if you turn out to be incel virgin loser and they make all women leave your country
>>524496708I do remember when there were some females around but it's extremely rare to encounter a real female™ online today especially in computer games.
>>524497275My wife and her friends and female family just use Facebook and maybe insta, seems common place too for most women, they don't use dating apps because it's all greasy losers and niggers. Theoretically if someone responded to one of their posts on FB and struck up a convo they could talk their way into a date. One of her friends mentioned this. Anyways, she's just waking up now and I'm bout to blow a fat load in her fat pussy. Good luck figuring out how to talk to women.
>>524495131>saying nigger in 2017 gets you erased from the panopticon. Wacky shit fr
>>524494888The problem with the farms is the whole cow thing; it's just losers laughing at other losers. Its filled with people who think being a smart ass is the same thing as wit and intelligence.
>>524501526I used to use the technology section on KiwiFarms because it was better than /g/ and /v/ (no trannyjannies) but I stopped because I got fed up with seeing retards on there.
>>524503669I liked the non cow sections there, but Null just isn't doing a good enough job of gatekeeping. There are a lot of users who just seem to be there to muddy the waters.I've wondered for a while who Null answers to. China? Jews? Muslims? A site like KF doesn't exist on the modern internet without backing and protection. I've thought on more than one occasion that the whole purpose of KF is to keep people on the internet distracted so they put effort into watching cows instead of nosing their way into other things that the powers that be don't want people nosing around in.
>>5244951314chan is social media, its just a primitive form of it
>>524495509>>524504450it's antisocial media
