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>>524506520the best is using a spray bottle and filling it with salt water and spraying it on your electrical panel so all the contacts get rusty and then they have to replace it and it’s like 5000 dollars. i’ve done it twice now and it will be rusty enough in one month
>>524506520Pour concrete into the toilets. Better yet, remove the toilets and pour the concrete straight into the pipe. Good Times.
>>524506520>Before 1800, only about half of children survived to adulthood. Those who did tended to be those with the fewest harmful genetic mutations. Then, within the course of a few generations, childhood mortality fell beneath one percent in most advanced countries. This meant that Darwinian natural selection ceased to operate. Children with harmful mutations began surviving to adulthood and passing on their unfavorable traits to offspring, a phenomenon known as “dysgenic fertility.” Since about 84 percent of the human genome relates to brain development, increased mutational load means that people began to think and behave in maladaptive ways. Compounding the problem, such people influence those around them, who might still be genetically healthy, to behave in similarly maladaptive ways. These are the “Spiteful Mutants” of Dutton’s title. Their behavior is “spiteful” because it damages others without bringing any advantage to themselves.>Their behavior is “spiteful” because it damages others without bringing any advantage to themselves.
>>524506520>>524506685>>524507106itt: niggers
>>524506685>Elsa, Queen of the Breakroom Frozen/SOA and ISOIQamzV4c yCDTB+C6DRwthat's the spirit!
>>524506520are american walls really are cartoon cardboardwhat the fuck
>>524506520Why? Shitty landlord/lady? I've had a few shitty ones, I had a few really cool ones too. But I would not to that. Whatcha do is get you some pink panther insulation and a bag of Quikrete and make you some little toilet balls and flush them. I fucked up a bunch of places of business in 3 different states during the covid hoax theater. Fuck them, ya know, but I would leave evidence like you are. Remember, America is nothing but a petty snitch society of nonsensical gotchas.
>>524506685kek, I can't believe I haven't thought of that one.
>>524507552leach
>>524508284Yeah, we aren't commies.
>>524506685Lmao how do you just get away with it? I’m about to move out of a place we’ve rented for 7 years with landlords who have been useless. I’m worried about small dings and holes since they intend on finding reasons to keep our security deposit. What are my rights and where do I stand? I would absolutely love to dick them over big time in a way where they can’t do anything about it
>>524506685Nice and you fingerprinted your destruction of property and admittance on a forum full of cops.I've literally spoken to detectives here and lawyers, they helped solve a case of mine that involved a hit and run, and used police software to restore video.
>>524506520Not my problem.
>>524508284>He needs a demolition saw and a sledgehammer to install a light fixture
>>524508407cool. thats very accessible to the commoner
>>524508663>Nice and you fingerprinted your destruction of property and admittance on a forum full of cops.>I've literally spoken to detectives here and lawyers, they helped solve a case of mine that involved a hit and run, and used police software to restore video.My dad works at Nintendo, and he says you're full of shit.
>>524506520That's my neighbours every morning
>>524508621nobody gives back a deposit willingly. As you suspect. What happens is they find lease violations and note them before you move out. Its usually stuff that existed before you moved in. All you can do is fight them in court, but you dont need to pay
>>524508621Try it, the landlords gonna charge you with complete destruction of property and you'll have a garnishment against you for 200k plus for the rest of your life.>t. just ruined some rednecks life who was driving without insurance.Fuck around, please do, listen to these larpers who live in their moms house.
Seriously you guys know they can sue and completely financially ruin you for destroying your apartment right?
>>524508621>I’m worried about small dings and holesThat's called "regular wear and tear", no one expects the apartment to be pristine. Unless you're putting giant holes in the wall or tearing out fixtures, you should be fine.
>>524508733Go spam greta threads you parasitic subhuman.It was in 2021 when it happened newfaggot and was over 4 boards and on the archive nigger.
I'm glad that I only rent to White people with jobs. OP deserves to be raped to death in a homeless encampment.
>>524508877Not can, will and these people have lawyers and know the courts, my old landlord worked on the city council for 40 years, real landlords are usually 2-3rd generation and are worth millions, ruining the life of a renter isn't hard for them.
>>524508812>>524508896You're not going to do shit. What you're going to do when I clog the pipes and soak the floorboards is to whine and cry and replace them out of your own pocket like the good little landcuck you are.
>>524508812My income from past judgement garnishments is more than what I get off my two rentals lol. It's not double dipping, it's payback.
>>524508794Thank you for the insight
>engage in a mutually agreed-upon contract>get mad that the person you agreed with owns the property and does with it what they want>fuck their shit up because you are mad you don't own the property>use mental gymnastics to feel better about chimping outyou're too scared to buy a house because 4chan traumatized you with HOA stories as well as bullied you into thinking a mortgage is slavery so now you have to find a way to feel ok with being a rentoid, since girls wont fuck you if you live at home.
>>524509008You're a 300lbs brown faggot who has an obsession with white women and have been spamming this board and /biz/ for over 3 years, go get a fucking job already and move out of your moms basement.You've never as much as lifted a hammer let alone worked a job or rented a house.How long it take for you to solve the captchas you subhuman nigger.
One time I went into the unfinished basement then threw eggs everywhere and cracked eggs into the laundry detergent spot in the washing mashing and in the dryer and stuff lol
>>524508284I have alot of wood paneling inside and I *prefer* drywall. But I have a habit of watching alot of these YouTube Russian-Country-Life videos and I always laugh because you people have no sense of keeping your shit clean. My barns are 100 years old and pristine. Grounds are manicured and clean. Fences built right- telephone pole corners, braces, and wire stretched tight. All your fence rows are literally just raggedy half painted little sticks stuck in the ground kek. All your buildings are just layers of blue and green paint slathered on wood that needed to be replaced 50 years ago. The whole grounds are littered with piles of scrap wood and corrugated tin and 55 gallon drums. Everything is just ragtag slapped together. Carpets on the walls. You should keep your grounds clean and tight and your whole atmosphere would be less depressing. The people will spend 2 hours painting *chicken wire* blue and they wont just spend that time picking up the tin panels littered all over the grounds. That's the insane thing is that these old country russian homes and grounds arent ugly they would be very aesthetic if they kept them cleaned up.
>>524508812It’s a corporate managed “community” of manufactured trailer homes, I’m not fucking with the little guy lol they’re scum and leave us with no power for days and yellow water
>>524508906Lol I rented a house where the guy never fixed anything for 8 years and then a storm came in a his roof ended up with a hole in it. So I just didn't want to bother the guy but I also hated the hole so I got my car together and just went and bought a house. I wouldn't just go about trusting your property you need to show up every month and fix all the things or someone like me who isn't getting paid to find your problems might just not care about the problems because it's not like I own the house. But now I have my own house so it all worked our in my favor.
>>524509174>alot
>>524509088I eat landcucks like you for breakfast, you sniveling little fag. I've gone through seven landfags by now, two of them bankrupted. All paid for by my gubberment gibs. There's nothing you can do to me except seethe and cry, little cucklord.
>>524509180Even more reason not to go around fucking with the property, don't be a nigger, niggers and subhumans destroy things, and kids who had no father and or were molested.Don't be a nigger.
>>524507497what to do about this
>>524508571liegeftfy
>>524509271Go spend 7 minutes solving a captcha nigger lol.
>>524509257
>>524509457>seething landcuckkek
>>524509486Might be inheriting 10 acres and a house tomorrow, we will see depends if my aunt didn't cuck me.
>>524508663you're so tuff buddy boy </3
>>524509065unplug power to outlet, use belt sander to grind outlet flat, use fine mortat and a masons patula to even out the holes, paint over, profitbetter do op pic and this as well as put new wallpaper over everything make it look really good
>>524509524You know it champ.
>>524509517>we will see depends if my aunt didn't cuck meShe will sell it all to Blackrock.
>>524506520Actually based Lol, I remember living in an apartment where I got none stop mail asking previous tenants to pay there council tax. lol. Never did either ahahha.
>>524509517My landcuck was here earlier today. I'm pretending I don't have this months rent. I do, I'm just messing with him regularly every other month. Enough to make him stressed as fuck, but not enough to initiate proceedings to get me thrown out.
>>524506520I have got my security deposit back on every place I've rented. But I don't live like a pig or intentionally destroy anything. Heck, one of my land lords would let me paint vacant apartments for cash if I felt like. I love leaving my places so nice that the manager is giddy to give me my deposit back. It's not hard to do.
>>524509580Or simply unscrew the plate, replace plate and old plugins for less than 4 dollars US, and safety hazard gone, new face and sockets.Shits not hard I have my nephew do it all the time.
>>524509612Not if the TOD is true then it's mine already I just gotta sign the title over to my name, and the neighbor wants to buy it, It's 6 hours away from my house it's a massive pain in my ass to keep.
>>524508812qrd on the redneck?
>>524509180>I’m not fucking with the little guyYou think the repair bill's coming out of the owner's paychecks? They're just going to up the rent and cut the maintenance to keep their profit margins fat.
>>524506520Hahahahaha is there a video?
>>524509676just switch the circuit off, tie the leads together, then paint it over, they will never find why their breaker trips all the time
Really blows my mind that there are basically three generations of people now who will never actually own a home and it's by design. The only housing going up in my area nowadays is sprawling commieblock apartments and cookie cutter neighborhoods with HOAs where the (rental) houses are packed so tight you could reach out a window and touch the house next door.
>>524509800He ran a stop sign without looking and I t-boned him directly, and the idiot had no insurance, he's lucky my car didn't cut his legs off, his harley was 40 yards away and its engine ate most of the damage and his head smashed into my windshield and rolled over my car, I thought i killed him but he was knocked out cold.Insurance took over and basically them and medicaid from the state are seizing everything he owns.
>>524509057In fairness HOAs should be avoided at all costs. I was painting this condo in downtown on the river. It was absolutely beautiful inside. The unit was the entire floor, and it was hardwoods and tile throughout. Like 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms, over 3k square feet. The kitchen was fully loaded with viking appliances. Bathrooms were all multiple head walk in steam showers or claw foot tubs. Beautiful crown moulding throughout, and extra high ceilings. It also had extra tall doors. The person I was working for bought it for $100,000. I was blown away how it was so inexpensive. Turns out it has $3000 a month HOA fees is how.
>>524510017Yiff in hell faggot should be 100k a month.>change your fucking name next time nigger.
>>524508888In most apartments you are expected to basically go over the unit with a fine toothed comb and fix any of that "regular wear and tear." They expect it to be pristine when you move out even though they're just going to go behind you and get Mexicans to clean/repaint everything. Landlords ARE jews and they WILL find things to ding you on. You basically have to fight tooth and nail to get anything close to your full deposit back. It's very, very rare that anyone does though because landlords are among the slimiest of kikes and they have kike friends in high places.
>>524506520takes 30 seconds to patch those all at once with some mud and scraper.
>>524506520I hope you hit an electrical cable you retarded nigger
>>524506685wHy Is ThE rEnT sO hIgH?1?!
>>524509834Posted without comment
>>524508621I fix places after renters move out. Unless you're landloard is an ass the general rule on holes is it has to be fist size or bigger to charge. My experience is that people get really worried about the wrong stuff and the people who do worry tend not to have a reason to be charged. People who don't give a fuck and ignore problems get fined. My advice is pack everything then vaccum/mop, clean the tub/toilet/sinks, wipe down counters, and clean the fridge if one was provided. If I walk in and the place is ok on cleanliness I'll ignore some of the other stuff. If you're worried about paint you can wipe the walls gently with a magic eraser (test this in a small hidden area first because if the place wasn't painted properly it will look worse).
>>524507497>Worship landlords or you're le mutantNice slave morality you have going on there.
>>524510790My advice is to clog the pipes, flood the floor, fill every nook and cranny with garbage, pour milk into every hole you've made in the walls, then take a big steaming dump on the porch and let the government deal with the deposit.
>>524509634Holy based Norwegians, gasmaxed comfiness
>>524508621My only advice is for your next place assuming you'll rent again is take pictures of everything upon moving in and send them to a third party like your or your Girls parents as well as your Landlord/letting agency too. so when you leave you can show them that none of the prior damaged was you.
>>524506520Man, I love Plinko
>>524510874>slave moralityAsk me how I know you havent read Nitzche
>>524510874Crabs in a bucket.
>>524511203......kek
>>524511209Well go on bitch.
I can stay longer insane than you can stay sane awooo
>>524511217>T. Tick on humanity's scalp
>>524506685yeah I changed my mind about renting out my apartment. I'm just gonna sell it if this is the kind of shit people do for fun
>>524509185In many states you can go to your local courthouse and file a complaint against a landlord if they aren't fixing their shit. Until they fix it you pay your rent to the court and they will hold the money from the landlord until it's fixed and you cant be evicted.
>>524511359Everyone hates landlords.
>>524508606Even in Gambia we have brick and concrete walls.Americans are so not usual
>>524507106Ive seen that before, know what happened to the guy?The owner shot him in the head for it and got 5 years jail time.
>>524507552Calm Down, rabbi.
>>524506685Some places still have fuse boxes if you can believe it. Take all the fuses out (can't find em anymore) and flush them down the toilet.
>>524511142I've seen many people try that where they selectively don't show the things they damaged. Doesn't work, just annoying because then i know they're liars. What you need is pics of anything that is already damaged when you moved in to prove it wasnt you (along with proof of when you took the photos).
>>524511577Calm Down, rabbi. No need for violence.>Why are you jews so violent?
>>524511495You have to remember, US is the country Gambia sold all it's losers to. Of course Gambia is going to be better than the US.
>>524506520Your security deposit your choice.
>>524511785>GambiaYep, I remember when Gambia went to the moon.
>>524508621This is something that takes time to cause problems. So, you would be long gone. >t. Electrician Don't do it while the circuit is live though. The salt water is conductive. And for the record, landlords provide an important service to the community, in that that provide temporary housing to those in need of it and wish to enjoy the convenience of passing on home repairs to the housing provider.
>>524511865Well, neither did you, so on that score you and Gambia is about equal.
>>524508621Also, I hope you took pictures of everything when you moved in. Landlords are notorious for keeping the deposit. My son had his landlord try to keep the deposit for a stained carpet. He sent them pictures and had Chat GPT write up a formal-sounding letter and he got his deposit back.
>>524511908>landlords provide an important service to the community
>>524511719>Jews.First of all it was a white man more American then me you or anybody else, think of your grandpa who did everything he could who worked his whole life to death and was trying to give homes to those who needed them.Second it was a black man who did it because he was upset he couldn't smoke weed in the house and got kicked out.
>>524511495You can't do shit with concrete interior walls. Changing any plumbing or electrical would be a nightmare. Sure, brick and concrete exterior walls are (usually, not always) better, but for the interior, you need something that's easier to replace.
>>524506520your security depositmy property
>>524508663>I've literally spoken to detectives here and lawyers, they helped solve a case of mine that involved a hit and run, and used police software to restore video.if this place is full of cops, why are they so useless instead of helping solve actual crimes? >I know what'll show this punk, arrest him instead of the criminals!black people are right about police... wtf
>>524511362>rent a whore for a hour>receive this
>>524508663Let me guess, the consequences will never be the same?
>>524511120Never seen your kind here before, Bosnia and Herzegovina.
My daughter is sharing an apartment in Ypsilanti, and the kitchen is very cold in an old house converted from hydronic heating, and only gets up to 55 degrees. I have some HVAC experience, and the problem is that there is no supply vent in the kitchen to warm it up. She told the landlord she can stop paying rent if he doesn't fix the problem within the week, by Ypsilanti statutes. The LL is doing what he can, by sending out a repairman but the furnace is working fine. It's a design issue where the installers of the forced-air system failed to provide a vent to the kitchen.It's his problem. They need to cut in a new heat-vent and tap into the main manifold. Him sending out a repairman isn't going to fix anything. Just thought I'd share because the landlord is being attentive.>>524512057You got the sarcasm.
>>524508896post 4pleb link
>>524512246Would pay extra for this
>>524512772Blast the heat for 10 minutes and check the walls/ceiling for a hot spot. I've seen many vents on new forced air installs get covered up by drywall on accident.
>>524511908>And for the record, landlords provide an important service to the community, in that that provide temporary housing to those in need of it and wish to enjoy the convenience of passing on home repairs to the housing provider.Landloards are scalpers. They live like shit all their lives, being banks slaves one rent from bankruptcy. They don t have money and can t afford to maintain or modernize the proprities they are paying to the banks. All the money they will ever make in their shitty life is already spend on those loans. You should be heavily taxed if you own more than 2 properties and interet rate for buying a second house should be above 25%. Houses are for living in, not for speculation. I rent, I did the math and it s cheaper than buying the same place. I wish I could buy, I can afford it, but no way I m paying those prices and that jewish interest rate. I wish I could install an HVAC, redo the electrical installation, redo the bathroom, but no, I need to live like shit because a scapler who will nickel pick all his life want to LARP as a "landlord".
>>524507497>Before 1800, only about half of children survived to adulthoodSurely this claim, reaching back to prehistory across the globe, is totally true and not at all related to the advent of industrialization, slavery (usury), and even agriculture (more grains).
>>524506520At least write "fuck landlords" with the nails man.You don't want to look crazy or nothing
>>524508663Bullshit post and generative ai imageGlowies begone.
>>524508663Elsa is a fucking kike, the law doesn't apply to him.
>>524506520Fair. I'll be taking away your security deposit AND any additional charges I'll bill you for. Any issues with payment will be met with a small claims court lawsuit and I'll have your wages garnished. :)
Lannies are parasites. My old lanny tried to get an extras months rent out of me after our agreement ended.
>>524514573anon, rents and home prices are so high because of all the government funded shitskin invaders, same as hereremove kebab
>>524506685>the best is massively inconveniencing myself to own the landlordyou are a fraud
>>524506685Security deposit and renters insurance covers that even at 5K. Usually it’s easier to just let it go for the next rentoid and and then you take their security deposit, say they breached the contract, and then force them to pay the rest. Also, the city usually takes care of the oil you faggots drop down the pipes. There are legitimate things you niggers could do that would make my life a living hell, but I’m not fucking saying that here.>t. Pro Slumlord
>>524507106A neighbor did this to his rental. The landlord sued him for 80 grand and won. They're both assholes so many luls were had by the rest of the neighborhood.
>>524508663>What the fuck did you just fucking say about my property, you little rentoid? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Landlord Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret rental contracts on Schlomo Shekelstien, and I have over 300 confirmed units. I am trained in landlord special painting and I'm the top rent collector in the entire team…
>>524508663a forum full of cops just flew over my house!
>>524506520>>524506685>>524507106You left out the part where you go directly to Reddit to start threads wondering why, crying and complaining that landlords require references and good credit checks.
>>524508663I love how your AI image has a facemask melting into an guys skin, very smart there bud.
>>524511268>well go on bitchAsk your supervisor for better bait.Ill wait. Do you own property?
>>524508663What is the meaning of this post? What is the intention? For example, the intention of mine is to crowdsource insight into glowieposting on 4chan.
>>524506520that only works if you own a house have a mortgage on it, if the bank forecloses you have the right to destroy the house and make it worthless its the same with property taxes if the county comes to take the property you can remove the house off from it or make it worthless.if you renting it from a landlord the landlord owns it you dont and they can come after your for damages you made to the house.
>>524506520I could fix that entire section in about 15 seconds of spackling with about $.10 worth of material. You should know there are white landlords charging reasonable rents for people who have bad credit or are saving for their mortgage. Not all tenants are scumbags like you, and not every landlord is Shlomo shekelberg or his anonymous web of shell LLCs. I owned a 2 family and lived in half, renting the other to a veteran who recently separated for like $500 below market value. It was still enough to pay for most of my mortgage and he got a cheap place to live.Y'all need to differentiate between private equity corpo gigajews and small scale honest landlords who give people options for living arrangements the y wouldn't otherwise have
>>524506520Lmao. I rent out rooms to students, if one of them does this i keep their deposit, kick them out, and can ask for an extra 6 months of rent to fix the damages. But you do you. Ill be dipping my balls in champagne in Japan while my insurance pays for lawyers to get money from you. Its pretty cool not being poor, you should try it.
>>524517232That being said: Most students are not assholes. I dont mind them smoking weed or breaking a window every once in a while. But i guess thats because i dont rent out to niggers like (you). I rented a room to a nigger ONCE and the place stank like etnic food and burned rubber. Had to repaint the entire room to get rid of that nasty fucking smell. I just rent to white students now.
>>524506520Based
>>524506685sorry tranny my contract covers all the damage to your name up to one year AFTER you leftnothing personnel
>>524509088
>>524517011You just have to show up to court and fight it. Idiots destroy shit and don't show up to court and lose by default
>>524512244Because they get extra pig points for arresting chuds.
>>524512057landlords provide an important service to the community,
>>524506520Rage against the machine !Drink more S O Y
>>524508621You deserve death if you can’t just move out, negotiate to pay for some dings or whatever which might be a couple hundred at the most and just move on with your life. You deserve death because instead of just doing that you’re playing to ruin someone’s home and cause a huge problem for yourself. Life would just be so much better if people like you didn’t exist to psychotically escalate ever affair into a huge problem.
>>524506685Id just pay some crackhead to stab you
>>524511362What'd happen if you just slapped her head real hard? Preferably on both sides with both of your hands.
>>524517786Lmao throw them to the ovens
>>524508621they can just keep your deposit and make u any bullshit excuse they want.What are you going to do? Pay a lawyer a retainer and hourly on top to take them to court? Yeah right.Leave enough mess and damage that cleaning and repairs will cost more than your deposit by double or triple or more.
>>524509065What is it with contractors and just not giving a fuck? I've encountered shit like this multiple times where just taping it off or doing five seconds of prep work would solve everything.I'd prefer to believe it's not just stupidity
I ignored a landlord once when he told me to continue paying after I had moved out. The rent dispute faggot committee decided I had to pay him, kept ignoring until the bailiff automatically withdrew money from my account. Lost about 30000NOK.
>>524516792I own my toothbrush but not houses.
>move into nice apartment>only nitpicks are the shower valve is leaking a bit>and the radiator thermostats are very old>ask landlord if i may have some new ones>landlord ask if they are still working>yeah, for now, but they're old>sorry, call again when they breakcan't we plan a bit in advance?
>>524506520try that in my house and see what happens
>>524511961I wish I could see some nordcuk mouth off to me in publix. I wood crack your jaw nigga.
>>524506520Murican's houses are so weak than hitting more nails to them just raise quality.
>>524509174wall rugs are soulful and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
>>524510000Oy, vey! Good work!
