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Based based based based
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>>524507152
>sprays toxins and poisons into the air to mix with the fecal matter in the bathroom
this guys obviously retarded
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Based
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Insanely based
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>>524507152
KEK
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do canadians not have cupboards or shelving in their water closets?
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>>524507152
This is passive aggressive bitch behavior.
So it's a very Canadian thing to do right next to dog fucking.
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>>524507152
>putting red 40 on your asshole to own the Americans.

nice.
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>>524507152
in a war between canada and USA i would join USA, but this pic is based and funny.
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>>524507152
I prefer the money ones
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>>524507152
LMAO based af
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Can I get that but with a Canadian flag?
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>>524507215
huffing febreze has been proven to result in up to a 25 point IQ increase
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>>524507312
right. who the fuck keeps eight rolls right there on the toilet unless youre some fucking fatbody that shits a flood everyday. and look how thin the ply on those flag rolls is. shitskinned leafs know nothing of quality. in my home we only buy name brand
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>>524507152
DRUMPF BTFO
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>>524507152
Canadians are literally obsessed with us.
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>Yes going to put red and blue cancer causing dyes near my anus to own Trump
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>>524507152
based
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>>524507152
At least our invaders know how to use toilet paper
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>>524507514

Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
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>>524508194
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
are you some fucking fatbody that just lives on the toilet? god damn. i live alone and go through maybe 2 rolls a week but that's because im not buying shit tier value brands. its a leaf flag but i know youre not a jeet because you know about TP
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>>524508576
Newfag
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>>524507152
>>524507247
>>524507274
>>524507302
>>524507455
Obsessed
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>>524507152
kek rent free
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>>524508194
>If one has a decent diet they barely need any tp at all
Stop eating like shit and you won’t have to use a roll a day on mud
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>>524508576
>>524508689
Fuck off nufags
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>>524507152
Just realized I’ve been wiping my ass with the French flag all my life
Do they make toilet paper out of recycled korans?
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>>524509121
shitskins recycling 5 year old pastas. learn to use a toilet you filth
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>>524507152
Canadians stacking up their tp as some kind of show of wealth or what? kek
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>>524509121
>the vast majority of this board wasn't even here in 2020 when this pasta was created
holy fucking grim
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>>524507152
I should print my face on a roll of toilet paper and hand it to the fattest porn actress at Exxxotica.
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>>524508194
I own a bidet because I am a modern civilized man and not some subhuman wiper. I use a small amount of TP every time I shit to dry off which makes rolls last for weeks. I probably go through maybe 15-20 rolls of cheap double ply a year.
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>>524509705
>I was gone for a long time
Only came back after the 37485th time I lost all my socials
>But gr8 b8 m8
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>>524507152
cringe and impotent passive aggressive rage pilled
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where can I buy one with the israel and gay flag?
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>>524507152
Where can I buy this? Sounds like a great Christmas present.
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>>524508194
>nobody itt remembers the most popular pasta from a mere 5 years ago
this place really is just newfags, shills, and bots these days, isn’t it.
it might finally be time to take my old ass to an altchan.
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Is Canada still white?!
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>>524509866
the virgin bidet vs the chad fire extinguisher
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>>524507152
>Poisoning himself with highly carcinogenic printer inks just for clout online
I think all Canadians should follow suit
Enjoy prostate cancer :)
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>>524507152
>memeflag
>redditslop
kys
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>>524507338
Oh no the zionist pedophiles are angry.
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>>524507495
Probably not. Canada is too irrelevant for the chinks to bother making it.
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>>524507152
fun fact: the paint on toilet paper increases the risk of anal cancer.
that's why you don't use newspaper to wipe your ass, even if it deserves it
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>>524507152
Americans are always called on to clean up the world’s shitholes
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>>524507152
I acktually need tp because i have a cold.
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>>524507152
very funny but canadians don't use toilet paper. surprised they allow the toilet witch in their house
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Is just decorative, we all know the majority of Canadians just shit in the streets now.
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>>524507152
>clinging to shit
kek that's about its worth these days
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america is kill
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>>524507152
Why are you rubbing your ass with a gay flag, you'll get some nasty std
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>>524507345
It's the Canadian thing to do. Their whole lives revolve around not being American.
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>>524507152
If anyone ever needed a photo to go along with the definition of virtue signalling this would be a good pick.
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>>524507152
>oh hey there!!
>Get those assholes up, eh?
>Now all of America knows how much we hate them, eh?!
>Reminds me back in the day there was a hockey game, buddy!
>Make sure to put on those leafs, so everyone knows!!!
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>>524507152
>524507152


get a bidet
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>>524507345
Kek
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>>524508576
unfortunately some of us are female
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>>524507152
>rubbing toxic ching chong dyes against your hernea
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>>524507152
When I'm not on 4chan, I dont even think about Canadians. They only cross my mind because a little flag on /pol/ reminds me of their existence.
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>>524508194

Opened this thread hoping to find this post.
Thank you for your service
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>>524507152
>Canada
>Entire bottom of country is skewed towards America
>Canucks being replaced by mutts wipe their bottoms with USA flags
It's what they're used to. The USA does everything for Canada's ass. It's only fair that we get to fuck Canada's asshole and remove the poop jeets first. Canada might act tsundere, but she'll love it
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>>524510215
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>524507152
Jeets are actually starting to use toilets and toilet paper?!
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>>524515125
none of that is true. even if you did raid alquaeda you'd be walking with a cane by now LOL
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>>524517175
>what the fuck
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>>524507152
Rent free
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>>524507152
Worrying about the wrong country there.
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>>524507152
Rent free
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>>524507152
Honestly kind of impressive there are still Canadians that know how to use toilets and toilet paper.
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>>524507495
Don't commit any hate crimes, it's up to 5 years in prison in Canada.
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>>524507152
Let the toxic ink enter his bloodstream through his penis-torn anus.
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>>524507152
Christ that's about as rent-free as rent-free can get. I need to start capitalizing on this shit.
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>>524521947
TDS Industries, Inc.

Make America Great Again!
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>>524518186
texas coming in clutch.
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>>524507345
Yep. We used to have toilet paper in lots of colors but it was found that the dyes get absorbed by the butthole and go into the bloodstream.



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