Make your bedClean your roomCall your popWash your dickBrush your teethEat your veggiesPet a catTrain your body and mindWas he based /pol/
You forgot>Get addicted to Benzodiazepines
>>524515679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smnvuvkHSvEWoaww so based& red pilled
>>524515679oy vey Juden Peterstein's not based
>>524515679>Juden Peterstein>"Based"
>>524515679I don’t think he was a bad man. I’d say he was a fine example of a man. Not every man, but a decent man
>>524515679he sold out
>>524515679He cried like a bitch too much. Not very manly.
>>524515813You forgot>liquify your brain while in a coma you've put yourself into as part of a non-standard Russian treatment for benzo addiction because you're too much of a bitch to face detox sober
>>524516359That's sweet
>>524516359Hey memeflag, internet anonymity is bad, okay!
>>524516518Strong men also cry
>>524515679stfu, druggie.
>>524515679Elon Musk has his endorsement.
>>524515679Someone post THE webm.
>>524515679According to what you posted kind of yeah
I thought this guy died to mold spores?
>>524515679Or just hop on roids
>>524515679did he dieded ?
>>524516601Life is an adventure, live a little!
>>524523184No joke
Did he finally kick the bucket?
>>524515679>drug addict>daughter is a whore>jewish cocksuckernah, he's not based.
>>524516601>do drugs>clean room>do more drugs>rage post on twitter>overdose>go to rehab>fail>why did the trannies do this to me
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>>524515679he needs to go get his boosters
>>524524108kek, never seen this one
>>524524108>>524524293Why is that funny to you guys? Heart breaking to me, and the heart break comes from a man who doesn’t deserve to hurt, seemingly hurting. What did he do to you guys personally? Because for you guys to laugh at that you’d swear he must show up at your moms apartment every morning at 8:30 sharp to hover over your cereal bowl and take a dump in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch that your mom reluctantly paid for
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>>524515679Freshman level interpretations of nietsche and jung from this midwit
>>524524776That’s the only interpretation of Nietzsche and Jung that should get any attention
>>524524776It's actually Northrup Frye level bloviating about the nature and power of story, his two decade old university lectures are pretty good. Sad to see what he has become.
>Expert in behavioural psychology>Falls for the most obvious psyop in history
>>524515679Play down the harm caused by childhood sexual abuse
>>524526687Run damage control for pedo rings
>>524526794Raise a drugged-out whore daughter
>>524526794God he's such a fucking midwit.
>>524526858Let your drugged-out whore daughter publicly humiliate you
>>524515679....
>>524526938Tell everyone your weirdest, most embarrassing dreams that reveal your childhood traumas
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>>524526869How can you say that?! He's read Karl Popper! >heh, the strawman i constructed just made an unfalsifiable claim, bucko! gotcha and checkmate!
>>524527100When crusty old Granny Peterson made you gobble her dank dirty cooter and made you say you liked it
>>524527100Just because you see me gurning a lot, that doesn't mean I do meth, okay? Now TAKE YOUR DAMN PILLS! (12 Rules, Chapter 2)
>>524527651Just in case anyone reading this thread thinks we're making this up, here's the full quote and the source:>I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In real life, she had been a victim of Alzheimer’s disease, and had regressed, before her death, to a semi-conscious state. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft.”― Jordan B. Peterson, Maps of Meaning: The Architecture of Belief, pp. 163-164
>>524515679This evil fuck deserves all the pain he's in for being a shameless kike tool.
>>524515679No a man leads by example not by preaching empty formulas.
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>>524515679>Make your bedNo need, it's going to get messy again>Clean your roomstays clean>Call your popsee him in person weekly>Wash your dickdaily>Brush your teethdid>Eat your veggiesdid>Pet a catwait, what? why?>Train your body and mindhave.thanks for reading.
>>524515679>Eat your veggiesBedeviled egg! Adversary of Logos, repugnant perverter of thought, word, and basic human decency -- Can you not see that your immature and cowardly flight from yourself, your accursed "anonymity" threatens to sever the very fabric of our tenuous modern milieu? You, hyperbolic hatemonger, are manifesting malignity appropriate only for an endtime. Bloody hell, that is where we are headed. The apocalypse! You, malignant rat, externalize your extreme unmedicated psychopathic dark tetrad Machiavellian narcissism and it's we, the pro-social open majority who pay the price. Do you have the vaguest comprehension what wrath will be wrought when you wretched anti-Semitical werewolves have your way with the blessed, supple virgin that is our hard-won democracy?! Black wizard of hopeless folly, pusillanimous pipsqueak of perfidy and prejudice, idiot ideologue of Dunning-Kruger-deranged moral "superiority" -- I straighten my back and take my meds in bitter, eternal opposition to you and your bloody kind! And mark my words, if there is a just God, you and your Holocaust-denying co-specials WILL go to Hell. You feculent miasma of hate-regurgitating Machiavellian weasels, go and find some other site to sully! May you be devoured by The Archetypal Dragon and may I ever be rid of you interminably abominable, shadow-possessed, snake-tongued TROLLS!
>>524524617It's funny because he works for our enemies. I rejoice at the downfall of my enemies and their willing accomplices.
>>524528129>Maps of Meaningis that the same book with the last few pages just being complete schizo kino of doodles looking like someone trying to explain their Dungeons & Dragons universe (e.g. taking the clockwise path around the Chaos Egg leads you to the Truth Dragon)
>>524528874Yes. It's supposed to look scientific. He saw a chalkboard in a physics class once and figured that drawing lots of lines and diagrams makes you look like a real scientist and proves that you're someone the world should take very seriously.
>>524528834He doesn’t work for my enemies, nor should you include me in whatever group you’re saying we’re both a part of. I’m starting to question if this man is more of a healer than a doctor, or a doctor that is a a healer. Truly I believe there are people who can set your mind on a path of healing just by spending some time with them and having an open minded sessions with them. Maybe he’s one of them.
>>524529166I like the little dragon fella in the corner lol
>>524529427That's pretty weak shilling, anon, but I guess it's all CAA and the DW have got left.>>524529544On second thought, after looking at that diagram, I see now how deep his thinking is and how rigorously scientific his method is. Peterson is (and I do not use this word frivolously) a GENIUS!
>>524530521CAA? DW? Im more of an old school WB guy. Im not shilling anything but if you’d like to buy some fresh roasted coffee my parents have a coffee company. You drink coffee? I’ll send ya some for free
>>524530905WB was great stuff, best cartoons ever. No, I'm not a coffee drinker, but thanks anyway.
>>524515679Why is he so swarthy and weird looking? What phenotype is this?
>>524515679shills really hate him for some reasons, not sure why
>>524515679RIP
>>524531234Shills get paid. Who's supposedly paying us? If you know someone who'll give me money for posting examples of Peterson's many extremely embarrassing moments, be a cool dude and hook a nigga up.
>>524532954So he gave good advice about never apologizing to a mob, you’re a poet, tell them to go to Hell and keep on writing for Gods sake. I like that. And he had an opinion on Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh, I don’t share that opinion with him but I’d say he’s allowed to have that opinion. I don’t see how this one’s all that embarrassing
>>524519613I haven't cried for the past 19 years.
>>524527100Very southwestern Ontario that. Robertson Davies can elucidate further.
>>524533944I cried over the words “Merry Christmas Charlie Brown” the other day. The twist? It was me who said it to a stranger on this website. Kind of made me feel like the real Charlie Brown that didn’t get wished a merry Christmas.
>>524515679You left out >Donate to Israel
>>524533878You're obviously being disingenuous. No one is as dumb as you're pretending to be. Peterson tells people to never give in to screaming mobs. Fast-forward to Kavanaugh's confirmation hearing and Peterson says Kavanaugh should turn down his position on the SCOTUS to appease the mobs of screaming feminists. QED: Peterson's massive hypocrisy and cowardice.This happened around the time that Peterson was negotiating with network TV execs for his own daytime TV talkshow. This advice to Kavanaugh was probably his way of signaling to the network execs that he would toe their political line and promote their agenda. It obviously didn't work, since he didn't get his talkshow. Even network execs could see how unstable Peterson is. And he proved it with his spectacular crash & burn a few months later.By the way, I opposed Kavanaugh's nomination, but NOT for the ridiculous reasons feminists did. In 2001 Kavanaugh worked tirelessly behind the scenes to push the so-called Patriot Act through Congress. If Peterson had said THAT should be the reason for Kavanaugh to step down, I would have applauded him and reconsidered my opinion of him. But of course a puppet like Peterson would never, COULD NEVER, have done anything so admirable. He's a Renfield, groveling before his masters to the very end.
>>524534722I’m not being disingenuous, was just giving my opinion and for some reason standing up for a guy that I’ve never even met. Why would I do that? Maybe because I don’t like seeing half decent people get dog piled on the internet. I’d stand up for you too probably if I saw someone doing it to you and I felt like you weren’t the person they were making you out to be
>>524515679Is anyone really not cleaning their room, washing their dick or brushing their teeth? If so then you have bigger problems that aren’t going to be solved by listening to some dumb boomer bloviate
>>524534946If you're the best they can do now, Peterson is toast. They're not even trying anymore, just going through the motions. Money must be running dry and they're cutting their losses. No problem: there's plenty more puppets willing to let their strings be pulled for a few shekels and a taste of fleeting, manufactured fame.
>>524535241Haha I’m so flattered you think I’m an employee of Peterson or something. I’m just going to take that and call it a win.
>>524536975>of petersteinnice try
>Was he based /pol/Who's /pol/ you fucking tranny? And no, he was a menace.>>524521238afaik, not yet
What a fall from grace lol
>>524515813Also>lobby for israel and let your daughter platform andrew tate>>524515679He was not based be was controlled opposition paid for by gay sf thinktanks
>>524539040A fall from grace? He’s not on Kensington ave on his knees in a wig. He has a PhD and went to Harvard. if I had to guess I’d bet he’s learned more in these past couple years than he’s learned in all the years before it.
>>524515679didn't he die from drug abuse and his daughter fucked a nigger to boot?
>>524540053I don’t think so, and I don’t think so. I decided to just look up his YouTube to see if he’s really doing all that bad, he has a video about understanding the true meaning of Christmas from 2 weeks ago where he reads from the Bible in a pretty unique suit, dude seems better than ever. Also looked up Mikhaila to see if she’s doing half as bad as people are saying. She’s got a Christmas picture of her smiling with her family and she seems like she’s doing great. People are cruel.
>>524515679NA WE NEED THE LEFTIST SHIZO SHIT NOT THE BASICS.I would agree.
>>524515679Make your roomClean your popWash you TeethBrush your VeggiesPet a Body and MindTrain your Bed
>>524515679>shart in your bed and cover it up with a pillow>spread garbage all over your room and encourage mold growth >call your pop a faggot>never ever wash your dick under any circumstance, even if you get shit on it>brushing your teeth is gay, let them turn black and rot>eat your boogers and waffle stomp veggies down the shower drain>keep cats for eating, their free and taste good>let your body decay and embrace the insanity, make friends with the voices
>>524529166>$10,000 bust of me>free shipping :)
>>524529544order and chaosmasculine and femininein the shittiest graph form, not near the standards of /pol/
Once upon a time. Intrepid hero of The Pronounic Wars. That was the Peterson for whom the rooms were cleaned and the penii washed. Not this pitiable husk.
>>524515679I'm legitimately doing all that and it doesn't help. Not that I'm quitting doing that though, I like it.
>>524515679he created a generation of incels so i would like to say he was
>>524515679I really wish he'd do a post-coma IQ test and post results.
i hate all petersens, pettersons, peterssens, petersons, all of them. jordan peterstein was good in 2016-2017, shoulda gracefully fucked off after that. cries all the time. all petersens are fucking faggot pussies.
