Listen, Anon. The Wild Hunt flies over your house. To not be dragged away by the spectral host of the forever damned, I bring you these instructions, which you have to execute with the utmost care: >You shall not leave your room (no, not even a peeking! the hell hounds would sense your scent)>Ignore any external sounds, including human-like voices telling you to go outside (what guarantees you they are not ghosts of times unforgiving?)>Refuse to acknowledge something is wrong. The wild huntsmen are notoriously furious. Even towards a shitpost, if they feel mocked, it will be Anon's end.Now, in case Anon finds himself outside (God have mercy), I fear your only hope is waiting upon a crossroad (the dirtiest you may stumble upon, and if not sullied enough, you should improvise). Everytime you glimpse a mysterious figure by the distance, you bend down, prostate in the opposite direction, and throw behind your back whatever is on the ground (this part is important, and has to be repeated exactly twice after the spirits protest). If the procedure has been followed, then fear not. The Wild Hunt is European folklore.
>>524523309Yeah we've been chatting for years. Seems like they're on the wild hunt for a couch to continue waiting on
>>524523309why wouldn t i want to be part of the jagd?we get to hunt traitorous politicians and kill niggers who strife a bit too far from the cityhttps://youtu.be/y-iIX2LDzj8?si=M0RG8yI8WskNaQqS
>>524526512*stray, you fuckinf retard
>>524523309nigga, you make a thread and dont deliver?https://youtu.be/sSaC-l7B35w?si=M9d3Ol97jDhzG5QQ
>>524523309I think you just described the American police forcesIn which case yes this might work, sometimes
>>524523309>(the dirtiest you may stumble upon, and if not sullied enough, you should improvise).Top kek
