>Be MAVEN>700 MILLION TAX DOLLAR spacecraft orbiting Mars>Just go missing (December 6)>NASA can't fucking find it in it's expected orbit (December 23)So, USA, how does it feel to have an incompetent space agency that can just lose a billion dollars and no one even reports about it in the news?If this were a Chinese or Russian space mission, Fox AND CNN would both be grilling them non-stop for it.Why the silence? Why won't the media tell the public about this?
ayy lmao
>>524541949Who the fuck are you kidding? Nobody even talks about all the spacex rockets that blew up
wait did that 3i/atlas thing fly past mars?
>>524542015It's truly amazing how much people buy into Elon terraforming Mars when his 7th rocket didn't make it to space and the 7th Saturn V rocket was like the 5th mission to the moon
>>524542076Not yet, it keeps orbiting around OP's mom
>>524541949Was it space niggers?
>>524541949contact will come back in a month or so. right now mars and earth are at opposite sides of the sun which makes comms difficult.found a non radio licensee cuck kek
DEI STRIKES AGAIN
>>524542117
It's in stable condition according to my sources.
>>524541949>mfw atlas ayys are space niggers and just stole it
>>524541949didn't it get s typing teaching job?
>>524541949Did Lockheed do the needful when they built MAVEN?
>>524541949>Latest telemetry was received on December 4, but a brief fragment of tracking data from December 6 was also transmitted, showing that spacecraft was rotating in an unexpected manner when it emerged from behind Mars and that its orbit may have been changed.It got hit by space junk
>>524541949So who's gonna compensate and reimburse the tax payers?
>>524542394The tax payer
>>524542319It is space junk.Waste of tax dorrars
>>524541949Grim....NASA craft built by white men in the 1960's 1970's are still fucking functional yet diversity built nigger boxes barely last 5 years. Truly space items are a sign of the same destruction of quality that has occurred in white society
>>524541949NASA, starting in the 90s, became jewish daycare for women and minorities
>>524542319Before I saw your post my first guess was that it got smacked by something.
>>524541949Diversity... has consequences.
>>524542429genius
>>524541949>>524542394money isn't real. they will simply pad it via inflation
Maybe it will come back as a hot looking android chick that wants to get railed by the creator.
>>524542729bald women are dying of something - probably an STD gone terminal.
NASA has received half a trillion dollars in the last 25 years. IIRC the ENTIRE Apollo program that lasted over a decade+ was roughly 250 billion (in todays $).The "unable to go back to the moon" thing is starting to seem really suspicious to me.
>>524542852That's less money than the US has given to Israel and Ukraine.
>>524542923:(
>>524542007fpbp
>>524541949If you want a successful space program, you must put nazis, who literally shook hitler's hand, in charge of it.
>>524541949F&G
>>524542319Fuel tank ruptured and it went spinning out on control. It happens.Trust the Science (for real this time)This is a repeated slide thread >>524542429LOL. I suppose you will tell me that when someone wins a rare lawsuit against cops, the money doesn't come out of the donut fund.
>>524542852The Jews want Whitey to stay on the plantation.
>>524542156The last bit of telemetry we have said that the craft was tumbling and possibly (lol) off-course. Also Curiosity's cam couldn't see it.Shit's fucked, mate.
>>524541949I voted for this.
COMMS.
>>524542076Actually MAVEN captured info from 3i/Atlas this month, right before going offline.>MAVEN (Mars Atmosphere and Volatile EvolutioN) is a NASA Mars orbiter that recently captured unique ultraviolet images and data of the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS, the third known object from outside our solar system, helping scientists study its composition as it passed through the inner solar system in late 2025.
>>524542076either that or Phoebe striked again
Fresh From Capturing Image Of 3I/ATLAS, NASA's MAVEN Suffers "Anomaly" And Is No Longer Communicating With Earthhttps://www.iflscience.com/fresh-from-capturing-image-of-3iatlas-nasas-maven-suffers-anomaly-and-is-no-longer-communicating-with-earth-81866
>>524543864*Phobos, damn they are both weird with nearly identical name
>>524541949>They're here
>>524541949How many women and browns are running the mission now?
>>524543863OMG, this changes everything. I'm sure the 3I/Atlas aliens will reveal themselves any day now.
>>524542007noit is temporal displacementit went into the futureor pastnobody knows for certain
>>524542510Lying about going to the moon in some silly Jewish propaganda operation to one-up Russia will taint NASA's legacy for the remainder of its existence.
>>524544369Reveal what? Most likely they would be a form of AI or automated probe, and most scientists agree that 3i Atlas would likely release smaller undetectable probes at perihelion that would retrograde orbit back to Earth and other planets. Most scientists actually think that Jupiter would potentially be more interesting to an interstellar probe anyway. But whatever you do stop calling it a comet. It has some of the most anomalous metrics of any object ever studied in astronomy (from it's super rare elliptical orbit (less that .1% natural possibility), it's non-grav acceleration at perihelion, its nickel without iron (doesn't occur in nature) , etc. etc. ) and at least classify it as something else. So IF it were an alien probe it would most likely not reveal anything.
>>524542923In all three cases, the money goes to Jewish liars.
>>524544556the actual truth is even worse. we did go to the fucking moon and then we truly did lose the technology. go on reddit and find an old thread where some dude buying up government surplus shit for cents on the hundred thousand bought up a bunch of nasa shit like controle modules that is fucking ridiculous was ever fucking sold off. NASA's success and the Soviet Unions space success were basically the dying gasp of Nazi Germany's massive scientific innovations. If not the dying gasp of the white man at large
>>524544998This.I fear Apollo might be Whitey's high water mark.
>>524542007FPBPAtlas bros are winning big
>>524542193Ayy LMAO
>>524547483the picture that sent 4chan offline for hours
>>524541949>just lose a billion dollars and no one even reports about it in the newsahh yes i remember those propaganda articles about how the chinese had such a high sense of honor that any ever so small critique or mishap would cause immense issues yet here we are sensitive hypocrites memoryholing their "achievements" for "reasons"
>>524547398Avi's BIG STINKY 3i/ANUS>s-s-sometime in November bros get ready>d-definitely December you guysK.
>>524542319>space junkmicrometeorites shore think budwiser ass ace mint
>>524541949NASA is a Jewish money laundering operation larping as science
>>524541949>On 31 August 2021, Shannon Curry became the Principal Investigator of the mission.[25]>NASA became aware of failures in the MAVEN's inertia measurement units (IMU) in late 2021, necessary for the probe to maintain its orbit; having already moved from the main IMU to the backup one in 2017, they saw the backup ones showing signs of failure.it had already completed its mission by 2014it was just doing its best getting by with fumes and a prayer.
>>524547666>(((avi))) out of nowhereshalom moshe
>>524547742Yeah, shame we CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SEE IT
>>524541949We need more poos!!!
>>524544998>go on reddit and find an old thread where some dude buying up government surplus shit for cents on the hundred thousand bought up a bunch of nasa shit like controle modulesThere was a youtube video of a guy rebuilding the Apollo computer and it mentioned that several of the modules couldnt be retrieved for the reconstruction because they were in private collections. Sounds absolutely fucking insane but not surprising considering there was an obscure fed govt dept that was found to be selling classfied fight jet parts back in the 80s lol
>>524547779What a terrible pic.
>>524542015We only talk about the Russian moon rocket that failed instead, Luna 25.Good for you gringo media to cover up for our engineers. One of my cousins did a stint at NASA not that long ago kek
>>524548270Do you like Dragonball Z?
>>524542852>The "unable to go back to the moon" thing is starting to seem really suspicious to me.It's weaponized bureacratic incompetence. They put so many roadblocks up that it's impossible to complete any tasks, for the purpose of keeping their jobs as long as possible while doing as little as possible.
them 3i atlas alyen niggas took it
>>524542852Maybe half of that money is going to Israel or some black ops
>>524542102they forgot how to do it
>>524541949I stole it.
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>>524550877Look at windows 11, they 'forgot' how to move the taskbar. Thanks to "Vibe coding".
>>524550979so the white people at nasa who built the original stuff don't exist anymore? huh weird
>>524541949It was supposed to be a 2 year mission and was inserted in the orbit of Mars in 2014, so it did great, it exceeded its expectation. It is sad to see how easy it is to fool /pol/ users.
