- Don't make a puff of air after p, t, "ch", and k.- Make an extra puff of air after b, d, j, and g.- Pronounce d, t, and n further back in your mouth than usual.- Instead of soft and hard "th", say t and d but WITH puffs of air, so like "t-h" and "d-h".- Trill your r only after d and t. Otherwise, tap your rs. Don't trill ALL your rs or else you'll sound Mexican or Italian.- Say "dl" instead of l, even when l is at the end of a word.- Say "j-h" (with an extra puff) instead of a "z" sound, unless the "z" sound is at the end of a syllable, in which case you say "s".- Instead of the "igh" in "high", say the "i" in "title".- Do not pronounce the extra "y" at the end of the "ay" in "gay".- Do not pronounce the extra "w" at the end of the "o" in "go".- Instead of the "i" in "sir" or the "e" in "waiter", say the "u" in "bus". (This is where "saar" comes from.)- If a word begins with a vowel, add an extra "h" to the beginning.- In regular English, accented syllables of words are pronounced higher-pitched than unaccented syllables. To make it sound more jeety, reverse this so that it's lower. Every other syllable should just be low. However, the last syllable of a sentence should have a falling tone.- Omit the word "a" unless it's the first word in a sentence.- Avoid "-er" and "-est", say stuff like "more big" and "most big". Sometimes you can just say "number one".There you go. Now you sound like a jeet! Now call random businesses and pretend to be Microsoft Tech Support.Examples:- Normal: "I like listening to Hindi music."- Indian: "Huí dlúik dlíssērnīng rtu Hírnd-hēe múj-hèek."- Normal: "Excuse me sir, there's a virus on your computer."- Indian: "Hēkskyóoss mee saaṛ, d-heṛss vúiraass horn yohṛ kōmpyóortaaṛ."- Normal: "India is the greatest country in the entire world!"- Indian: "Hírnd-hēeāh héez d-haa náamb-haaṛ wáarn káantṛṛēe hírn d-haa wáardld!
>>524543987Take your meds.
>>524543987lmao india on sui watch
that was a tough read
>>524543987Learn IPA ramjesh
>another thread trying to easternize/jeetize western peoplesall of you can die
>>524543987youtube tutorial is probably better.bump anyway
>>524544878Close. I'm a chink. For chinkspeak tutorial just use either all Ls or all Rs for both L and R. Same vowel rules. And say random particles like "lah" ("rah"), "ah", "yoh", or "aiyah" at the end of utterances.Also say "ee" after words ending in "s", so like "placee" for "place" or "pissee" for "piss".
>>524543987YOU ZANT DUIT DIS WAN!!!!!!!!1WHY YOU DWEET WHY YOU ARE DOING IT LIKE DIS WAN!!!!!!
bump
>>524546508The way you did it sounds more SE Asian, Caribbean, or even sub-Saharan African than Indian.
>>524545048Is westernizing actual jeets any better?
someone vocaroo this shit
>>524549096https://voca.ro/13CLy1yE9cyPHow'd I do?
>>524543987that ugly accent should be formally banned in the West at all costs.
>>524543987My fake Indian accent tricked my highschool friend's Indian mom for a prank call. She had an arranged marriage and the nickname she gave my friend had the word poo in it so she's deeply Indian. The way to do an Indian accent is to speak with your mouth always open and talk very relaxed as if you have no thoughts in your head. Your tongue should never be articulating. That is why there are no precise sounds when they speak.
>>524543987Why would I want to mimic poopspeak?
>>524549928so basically, become a retard NPC?
>>524549972Why would Al Jolson want to mimic niggerspeak?
>>524543987>How to speak in an Indian accentWhy would anyone want to do that?
>>524543987Nah, here's the most accurate one.Replace letter "T" with the letter "D", and you'll have the indian accent.Example:"Do nod dell me whad do doo." *bobbles head*HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH I REMEMBER A YOUTUBER WHO MADE A VIDEO ABOUT THIS TOPIC AND ALL THE INDIANS IN THE COMMENT SECTION COULDN'T REFRAIN THEMSELVES FROM ENDLESD AMOUNT OF PURE COPING AND SEETHING LMAOOOOOOOOOODEATH TO ALL INDIANS
>>524543987>Examples:>- Normal: "I like listening to Hindi music.">- Indian: "Huí dlúik dlíssērnīng rtu Hírnd-hēe múj-hèek.">- Normal: "Excuse me sir, there's a virus on your computer.">- Indian: "Hēkskyóoss mee saaṛ, d-heṛss vúiraass horn yohṛ kōmpyóortaaṛ.">- Normal: "India is the greatest country in the entire world!">- Indian: "Hírnd-hēeāh héez d-haa náamb-haaṛ wáarn káantṛṛēe hírn d-haa wáardld!great job,have a bump!
>>524551687>Why would anyone want to do that?for funto mock pajeets
Speak like Apu from the Simpsons, simple as
>>524552327Already under:>- Don't make a puff of air after p, t, "ch", and k.This is similar to but not exactly the same as T > D. Also it's more like "rt" or "rd" because of the tongue curl thing.
