WE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEWE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEWE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEWE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEWE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEWE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEWE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICE
>>524583948I'm not a mouse though
>>524584030human trials soonif you aren't already gone there is hope now
When I was a kid I thought Alzheimer’s was called Oldtimer’s disease because that made more sense to me compared to the former name I’d never heard.
cool, how long until we get these?
>>524583948They also found a way to make women pregnant without a man in mice.Just because it works in mice doesn't mean it will in humans
>>524583948If they do that to gerbils,Richard Gere is gonna crash out.
>>524584030are you a chicken?
>>524584030That's right, you're a goy
>>524584030Not with that attitude.
>>524583948can they heal Bruce Willis
>>524583948this is great news, my pet mouse snuffles doesn't even remember his name anymore
>>524584196I wish, I think he's too far gone though.
>>524583948They came out with that half decent drug a couple of years back.Now back to mice...
based, what's the catch?
>>524584347You have to be a mouse for it to work
>>524583948Great. Now all we need is a method for turning an alzheimer's patient into a mouse and we're all gucci.
>>524584347you need to be rich to get it for at least a decade or two
>>524583948Good newsnow my pet mouse will recognize me despite its old age
>>524584381well, i do like cheese, and mazes, and living in a house. i'm basically halfway there already>>524584393don't you have insurance for that?
>>524584030cool it with the anti semitism
>>524583948Ai did this
>>524584070>20 years of human trials later>oops the treatment somehow causes massive heart attack and strokes for no reasongoyim fall for it every time
>>524583948I don't give a shit.
>>524584030Why Greek so lazy
>>524584703And then you will see that I was not in any position at that point and you are now
>>524584726i would take heart attack risk over losing all my memories
Praying the side effects kill all boomers...
>>524584386Minutes in and the rest muhkamad are all on fire tonight and I’m going on to win it again in my jihad and do mass terrorism in North Korean and export child sex
>>524584798the fda won’t allow anyone to have access because it’s unsafe chud
Did you miss me
>>524584798Humans and the planet were the only people to survive the apocalypse
>>524584347it only works for a limited time and then you get it again. You are basically Awakened for a couple days or weeks
>>524583948Woke leftshit bullshit
>>524584030You're a nigger
>>524584196He got to fuck Alicia Klass. I bet she did anal.
>>524584833Nine out in front the first row and then
>>524584858yes
>>524583948>SiegelEvery fucking time.
>>524584885Nigger issue of this month with a few other issues I think we have discussed and will be working towards this in due diligence with our staff members to see what the situation looks to come out with this month with this week we have been able get back on schedule and have had to do this is very helpful to do us
>>524583948good
>>524584864it clears the crap out but your neurons are reprogrammed to produce more proteins your body can’t break down so they pile up again.also it’s bacteria doing the reprogramming so you have to clear those out too.
>>524584826Ok... keep me posted...
>>524584099Same, eastern anon. And its a better name.
>>524584070Oh my God, Ramascammy pulled through for grandma!
>>524583948This is going to get memory holed within a week.
>>524584890Is it a bad thing that you are a good boy or bad guy or a good girl and I don’t like you and I’m a girl I like your opinion but I’m just a boy I like to have my opinion on everything I don’t know if it’s good or bad or not but you know what you want and that’s fine but you know that and you don’t have a good opinion about it but you don’t know how much you
>>524583948is that actually fully reversed? Or just "we patched up the physical damage and hoped for the best" reversed?
>>524583948so we cured a disease in mice that mice odn't get that we gave to mice with gene modification... ya this drug is gonna kill people
>>524584995yes reversed
>>524584995And then you will see that I was not in any position at that moment
>>524583948DEAR LEADER HAS FINALLY DONE IT!!!!if it doesn't work for your grandma then you arent maga enough!!!
>>524583948>WeI don't remember doing this so it can't be very effective
>>524584099Me too lol
>>524585039Jihad this was a good idea and a good one to start off the week off right in the first week and I hope it goes smoothly and I will see what the future looks for me to get a job
>>524585068Now that you know what you want me and your wife do for the first week and you are in charge and the other half are on board and the rest
>>524585077>jihad
>>524585104post prompt, you won't
>>524585029i dont doubt it schlomo. looks like the goyim will have to wait another 20 years hehe
>>524585104And then you will have the opportunity
>>524583948lemme guess you just got to take your covid jab and it's cured
>>524585164Games is the most successful of all
>>524585192I’m pro vaccshins
>>524584889And now he doesn't remember if he did. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die
>>524583948cure it in rats and you might have healthier jews.and schizophrenia
>>524583948wow great news for mice, they will now remember their 2 thousand grandchildren by name.
>>524585164the peptide protein NVG-291 might actually cure Alzheimers and spinal paralysis from nerve damage and it's naturally occurring cause it's a peptide
>XYZ LITERALLY SOLVED>2 hours later forgotten>20 years later, XYZ still hasn't been solved>50 years later, XYZ is still an issue
>>524583948Alzheimers in tiny brains that live 2 years vs Alzheimers in large brains that live 80 years. Exactly the same. Zero difference. Just like chocolate and onions are poisonous to humans because they're poisonous to dogs.
>>524585043>>524585104>>524585176Am I having a fucking stroke? This thread reads like a dementia convention.
>>524583948>reversedBullshit. You can’t reverse brain damage.
>>524583948Zelensky did that?
>>524585253peptides cause cancer chud. that wont work either.
>>524584798>i would take heart attack risk over losing all my memoriesYou have no idea what alzheimer’s is, do you?
Jack HannaBruce Willis Jack Nicholson We will see the though getting it work in mice is one thing
>>524585257cool it with the anti semitism
>>524585262All progress is good progress.Also Alzheimers is a disease where the brain deteriorates at a faster rate, but brain always deteriorates anyway even without it.If a drug could be found that stops or significantly slows that deterioration, you could probably keep your brains younger and more elastic for much longer, which would be cool as shit
>>524584030Nmp
So... in other words humans will never het the cure, or shall I say stop being poisoned causing it!
>>524584099Yup
>>524583948How do they know it works in mice it’s not like they can ask a mouse to talk about its life its memories who it is who the mouse’s family is.
>>524583948HE'S SAVED!
>>524584381Um, cheesed to meet you?
>>524584726Everyone with alzheimers would take a sudden cardiac death over alzheimers any day of the weak, no question. So would their families.
>>524583948>WE FINALLY CURED ALZHEIMERS IN MICEBut these still work really good.
>>524585395>buy car intended to last 60-70 years>spend ungodly amounts of money trying to extend its life needlessly instead of waiting for the next car
>>524583948>Trump has ALZHEIMERSDrug is out
>>524583948Thank god, now boomers can remain in power even longer
>>524585552no they would not chud the fda says its too dangerous
>>524585029They induce human-like alzheimers in mice using human genes and then try to treat the human-like alzheimers with drugsNow we've been able to cure human-like alzheimers in mice, time to test and see if that works in humans. Maybe it won't, or it'll only be partially effective. Whatever happens we get a better grasp on how to treat alzheimers going forward.
Fantastic news. We can reverse Biden's cognitive decline and put him back in office. This has made my day.
>>524585029nah but it will make u bald.ALSO WTF IS THIS CAPTCHA BRO I DID IT 3 TIMES AND IT STILL SAYS ITS NOT RIGHT WHAT THE FUCK
>>524583948you faggots still gonna keep bitchin about Trump now?
>>524583948>mice are always the first to get JUSTed by humans doing experiments on themLet them have this one. They only live for 1-2 years at most and most of it is spent suffering lol
>>524585164Why Goyim always need to wait, UNLESS it is a cuckvid vaxx?
>>524583948Oh, that's just fantastic. All those poor mice who forgot their way around your kitchen at night on their second year will surly benefit
>>524584864so just keep taking it? that also ensures continuous profit for big pharma, making it more likely we'll actually see this. a full cure wouldn't be as profitable and they would actually lose money vs years of treatments
>>524583948Damn, that’s great. Imagine when they find the cure for the ongoing white genocide in the west.
>>524586083You need to fuck a white woman
>>524583948Imagine believing a jew on jew-loving murdoch tv about medical news
>>524584726Unlikely, but it might cause rapid growth of brain tumors or shit like that.
>>524584030how would you feel if you didnt eat breakfast today?
>>524583948Who gave it to the mouse in the first place?
>>524586507
>>524583948The lead pill was 100% effective. None of the mice exhibited any signs of Alzheimer's or anything else after dosage.
>>524585715>Isn't capable of recognizing empty boxes. Many such cases, too bad theres no cure for stupidity
>>524585642I wish I could permanently block a certain poster so I can never read the diarrhea garbage they spew across this entire website. I don't care if other people read your mental illness spergouts, but I'd prefer to never see a single post you ever make on this website for the rest of my time spent browsing it. You contribute nothing, your mind is worthless trash.
>>524583948That's cool. Watching people die with alzheimers is really fucking lame.
>>524586683he just doesn't know how bad it is this is really good news
>>524583948>Alzheimer's fully reversed and miceOkWhat I want to know is how did they give the mice Alzheimer's so they could then cure it That would answer a lot of questions
>>524584030nice try, mouse
>>524584099I did too. It's simply a better name.
Wait that is a good question, how the fuck are they giving mice Alzheimer's?
>>524584030You sure about that
So I'll just gift NAD+ supplements to my parents now to prevent alzheimers? Noice.
>>524584070the boomers will live on for another gorrilion years. this is seen as a good thing somehow.
>>524584381Cheesed to meet you
>>524584030that's exactly what a mouse would want me to think...
>>524584099digits and holy shit memory unlocked.
>>524583948What the fuck why would you waste money curing Alzheimer in mice when we can't even cure humans yet
>>524584347Probably turbo cancer or liver failure or something.
>>524588831maybe next time goy
>>524583948thanks brain and pinky
>>524586379good to know schlomo
>>524586683that would be anti semitic too chud
>>524583948now we can wageslave until we are 150
>>524583948Good. I was getting sick of my old mice friends not even recognizing me anymore.
>>524584726Dying to any kind of side effect would be preferable to the slow decline of alzheimers
>>524583948Good for the mice. I feel so relieved.
>>524589464the fda says otherwise chud
>>524583948I really wonder what insane side effects this will cause
>siegeljewish fraud obviouslyinvest in the company, rugpull all the stupid goyim, fail to show results in humans, jews have all cashed out, no refunds
>>524584123any time they want. billions injected the stabilizing metals so nanobots can operate within the bloodstream.
>>524589959heart attack, stroke, cancer, dementia.its best we leave this for mice only.
Random question do we want old people living to 150 years old? that is a scary implication for younger people
>>524584099Based
>>524584030Thanks ali
>>524584726smartest jew hater.
>>524584070Too late for grandma, uncle, and cousin. :(
>>524590426People should be euthanized when they turn 80, maybe sooner.
>>524584671>insuranceha. haha. hahaahahaHAHAHAHAHAHANigger, insurance doesn't cover shit. And even the basic shit it should, you have to get a prior auth which has a 70% chance of being denied instantly
>>524584030>t.
>>524590426>oldumm that’s incredibly ageist, chud. they prefer the term person of wisdom.
>>524584381Yes yes I am a human-person
>>524583948get that medicine to trump immediately
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>>524590726hi glow nigger. took you long enough
>>524584126they already did that with people though
My grandpa died with alzheimer last year and it sucks. He was lucky he had fucked up lungs and liver so he died before losing his mind completely.
>>524591114was he vaccinated?
>>524583948drink coffee or take low dose nicotine, have an active social life and work that keeps your brain engaged and check your APOE status. Also exercise and occaisional fasting to raise BDNF, no more than once every three months
>science will make it so that boomers will never stop fucking up the world
>>524586654listen here toothpaste im not a retard i did it correctly 3 times mmkay
>>524590652>>524587832>>524585545>>524584671You guys are alright, this round of meds it's on the mouse.
>>524585555(((Foulers))) for Algernon...?
>>524584726honestly that's way better than 3 years of suffering through a slow Alzheimers progression.
>>524583948>>524584070Certain ultra sounds can treat Alzheimer's in humans according to leading Alzheimer's researcher who co-created the OrchOR theory with Sir Roger Penrose. But big pharma can't make money off a 50 dollar ultrasound kit.
>>524583948I'm putting aside shitposting for a second and saying if it's legit, I'm really glad to hear that. I lost my grandma to dementia in November and it was such a painful thing to watch happen, I wouldn't wish that multi year mental decline on fucking anyone, so if this is a potential start to removing Alzheimers in full in my lifetime, I'm happy to see it
>>524591504no it’s not chud. the fda knows what’s best for you.
>>524591517brain plaque can be removed, either through nanobots and magnets or vibrations, the cure will come
>>524584726People with alzheimers are already old and close to death and at risk of heart attack or stroke. It doesnt really matter much. A lot of them would rather die early and not burden their families with their deterioration
>>524591777sorry chud it’s not your decision. trust the fda.
>>524584126We've had artificial creampies for a long time anon
>>524584210Lel
>>524591549sry about your gim-gams anon
>>524583948Again?
>>524584070Its type 3 Diabetes, you fucking lying jew. Every other nation on earth knows this
>>524592301the fuck is type 3 diabetes
I just want them to cure herpes so I can't feel comfortable dating again.
>>524584798this>>524584726just kill yourself
>>524583948>fake news for retardsHi retard.
Fun fact: James Lovelock of the Gaia Hypothesis discovered that rodents could be frozen and then thawed out in a microwave. Hopes that this could work on humans inspired all the cryo sleep in science fiction for decades. It still hasn't worked.
>>524592160maybe now that the fraud is over rapid advancements have been made. or maybe its a new fraud.
Thats great an all but that is literally just a single brain rot disease that we humans get in old age. There are loads. A long way to go still.
>>524584381I actually do identify as a mouse
>>524592657>maybe now that one random jew has been exposed the rest will stop trying to scam usgoy…
>>524584144A featherless chicken, maybe.
>>524583948That means that human trial will start soon and probably release in a decade. Good shit.
>>524583948I thought vivek cured oldztimers
>>524584030wait, you guys aren't all mice too?
>>524584347The boomer dieoff is further delayed, enjoy watching them spit on you and vote for corpo rights for another few decades.
>>524593195great. i'll be old one day too. if they can live longer imagine how much longer we can live too. with our wits intact too if this alzheimers drug works.
>>524584099My mom at 63 still calls it this even though her own mom died of it
