Wanting to play a game of police Body Cam Bingo with friends for new years eve. We have all been coming up with common phrases situations and actions by police and "suspects" to fill out our cards, was curious what /pol/ would use to fill out a winning bingo card, my personal favorite is the DUI stops where they say "I just live up the road", all suggestions will be used to fill out the cards and will probably become something we do on a monthly basis because let's be honest, watching people on the worst days of their lives just makes you feel a little better about yourself
thanks for the warning officer
>>524596209Not even sure what that meansI'm more looking for suggestions like >Shirtless >I have anxiety >Drugs in intimate areas >Double cuffs (for fatties)
>>524595175Nigger nigger niggerTKD
>>524595175>Doo rag>my cousin>adjust pants>boxers visible>newports>no speakie ingles >i have papers>am i being detained
"Taking a combative posture"This is what they say when you stand up straight with your shoulders back and dont look like a bitch, if you dont start looking like a bitch then they slam you in preemptive self defense.>>524596209[White Check Passed]
>>524595175I know my rightsYou can't arrest meWe're done/we're done here (cops)I want a supervisorI want a female officerYou didn't read me MirandaI want to call my lawyer/mom/husbandMy (insert relationship here) is a cop/lawyerThat's not how this works/that's not gonna happen (cops)
>>524595175>can i get my phone>yo ____ call my momma>needs two pairs of cuffs>proof of insurance somewhere on phone
>>524598767>too many words
>>524597912Good shit, keep at it