according to islam, mohammed was breastfed by a man.how can anyone take this shit seriously? what are the implications of there being this many retarded people in the world?
>>524596330>It's a weak hadith and contradicts reports that say he was nursed by the maid of Abu Lahab's wife and then by another nursemaid (Bibi Halima) hired by Hazrat Abdul Muttalib (as).And buddy, we don't study all the Hadiths. I only know like 5 off the top of my head and I feel confident saying that in our entire school curriculum we're taught less than 200 The only reason I know about Aisha and Taqqiya is cause of the online schizos, the latter isn't even a Sunni thing and the former is sus (chain doesn't make sense and it was the hadith was made like 200 years or more after her death)Call it cope call it whatever, I've said my piece
>>524596330The penis also produces milk.
>>524596330Islam is right about women and male circumcision
>>524596688>fill your religion with gay porn>whenever someone call you out call it "weak hadiths"
>>524596330>according to islamIt literally says al-kafi right there. It's from the Shia corpus, not the sunni one, and probably a weak one at that.>>524596688Shia hadith
>>524597602It's literally not even canon, dickwad
>>524597602? weak hadiths exist and yeah the weirder ones tend to fit the bill>>524597607Ah. makes sense I guess
>>524596688It is cope. At best it means you have several vastly different narratives to the same story that aren’t even in the same realm of being and at worst it means you actually do have incorporated into your beliefs the idea that a prophet of god was breastfed by a man who lactated on command. If you can’t see how the existence of any of this shows that Islam is a perverted distortion of the truth that was conceived by men (likely in conjunction with evil spirits) that insults and degrades the Saints and God, then you are caught up in the same evil spirits.
>>524597607Also>tp>tf
>>524597765>It is cope. At best it means you have several vastly different narratives to the same story False sometimes the story is completely disregarded, and if there are "different narratives" then the stronger one simply trumps the weaker oneIn this case, it turned out to be a Shia Hadith which is a whole different ball game>at worst it means you actually do have incorporated into your beliefs the idea that a prophet of god was breastfed by a man who lactated on command.Well good thing 99.9% of Muslims don't believe it then>If you can’t see how the existence of any of this shows that Islam is a perverted distortion of the truth that was conceived by men (likely in conjunction with evil spirits) that insults and degrades the Saints and God, then you are caught up in the same evil spirits.Hm. No, I don't think so
>>524596330Post the Kira tweetYou know the one
>>524596330Rasianmasculinity bros?
>>524597765You can see all of that but can't see that Christcuckery is the very same? Take Transubstantiation (less funny than gay sex hadiths but bear with me). Catholics believe they literally eat Jesus flesh and drink his blood to receive grace, whereas Lutherans believe that it's just symbolism. Thus you have two wildly different narratives of the same religion with at least one narrative commanding you believe an absurdity (eating a 2000 y/o mans body and blood to receive grace)It's all Abrahamic cuckery, all derived from Jews. Give it up, White man
>>524597765Stop flapping your lips if you don't even know what you're talking about. This hadith is from al-Kafi, which is part of the Shi'ite corpus. Not the Sunni one that 90% of Muslims follow, you twerp.Also, I checked the hadith, and the Shi'ites grade it as weak.The isnaad is chock-full of liars and people with weak memories.
>>524597777cope
>>524596330Fuck off jew
>>524598260>it's not true because i say so!Religicucks are low iq
>>524597607You need to leave europe mudshit or face a gas chamber eventually, your children too
>>524596688>al kafi>weakIs bukhari weak too or does muhumad love little boys?
He also raped and married a 6 year old and forced her to give birth at the age of 9.. and fucked his own son from the age of 6 to 14
>>524596688>doesn't make sense and it was the hadith was made like 200 years or more after her deathyeah thats every single hadith
Mfg, please tell me this shit is true! Wtf kind of a universe did I slide into, it's fucking Epic and Hilarious!How much morr can this give, sweet, sweet salt, he got fucked by a gang of indians, drank camel piss now this. Ohhhhhhh fuck, ahahahahahahaha.
>>524597999I’ll give it to you that you say it’s not actually something you believe is real, but you have to admit this sort of stuff shows up way too often. It’s the kind of thing you’d expect in such a situation too, where people whom I believe weren’t actually imparted with the Holy Spirit were basically making up whatever would sound good to the backwards society of the time. It’s not like there wasn’t precedent for this either as all of antiquity including the Jews had cases of grossly immoral, bizzare worship practices. It’s just that Islam seems to have waged over a lot of it with “ah but that was the Prophet, so therefore it’s alright”. And the “Prophet” whom you place above Jesus does ALOT of stuff that isn’t becoming of someone who you’re claiming should be more important than the Son of God.
>>524597463muslims are commanded to get circumcised lame ass
>>524598248> Catholics believeI’m not Catholic. I can see that “transubstantiation” is an obvious heresy in the same way that I can see that Islam is an obvious heresy. They breed from a similar spirit.
>>524596688
ALLAH is Satan:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1767052737669224.webm
>>524598411https://islam.stackexchange.com/questions/17867/is-the-hadith-about-the-prophet-sucking-on-the-tongue-truebleh too easy memeflag>exmuslimAre you really gonna spend the next 40 years of your life obsessing over something you hate? Well, enjoy being miserable
>>524598260Doesn’t matter what branch it belongs to. The wild differences between Sunni and Shiite are yet another example.
>>524598411Lmao, gay porn on steroids, soft core alhasan to zutt fisting!
>>524596330I could chalk the Zuttening down to a poor decision in the heat of the moment, but now I think we're seeing a pattern.
>>524598379I'm pretty sure I gave reasons as to why this hadith isn't taken, dipshit>>524598407Shoo
>>524596330>breastfed by a man>how can anyone take this shit seriously?it's not even an absurd claim, by the way."Yes, men can produce breast milk, though it's uncommon and usually occurs due to hormonal imbalances, certain medications (like antipsychotics), pituitary tumors, or extreme stress, but it's also possible to induce lactation in men through hormone therapy and nipple stimulation, as men have undeveloped mammary tissue capable of milk production. Spontaneous lactation in men often signals an underlying health issue requiring medical attention, but it can also happen under unusual circumstances like severe malnutrition or liver disease, or even historically, in situations where mothers couldn't breastfeed. >or even historically, in situations where mothers couldn't breastfeed.
>>524598689zutt loving, camel piss child raping dirty faggot pedophile moohamed.
The only solution to the muslim problem is to force feed them sperm from the age of 18 upwards. The sperm must be high grade from homosexual men. This is the only way to cure them of Islam. I am sorry but its the only way, I didnt make the rules
>>524598689>this guy on this website debunks this sahih hadith that muslims have accepted as authentic up until they were put on the internet
>>524596330Islam makes no sense at allAll this talk about muh bible is corrupted where even the quran says you have to follow the bible and we can logically claim the bible is not corrupted because when the quran was revealed and in mohammeds time, it was the exact same bible, because we have bibles from before, during and after, but yet you have islam, its own religious text, where even scholars can not say if something is real or not. And its not like a few lines here or there, its thousands upon thousands of texts, where they fight since the beginning of time. And its always those insane, gay ass faggot stories, where some guy had sex with another guy, and then this guy spat into the mouth of this little boy, and this guy nutted on the clothes of that little girl.Its an insane religion for insane people.
"Taqqiya isn't a Sunni thing" is Taqqiya.
>>524598984A religion that promises you 70 virgins from hell as a reward with a meteor sized penis and neverending orgasms and little boy servants. The quran describes the breast sizes of the virgin too. In other words, Allah is a pimp in Islam and he will hook you up with virgins. That is what you call a sex cult.
Lactating men is a thing. Some can secrete enough milk to feed a baby. That's right there are people (both male and female) who never had a baby make milk. This is more plausible than Mohammed being a pious straight man taking 30 dicks in one night and not being seriously injured.
>>524598689Hadith are a comedy gold mine.
>>524596330I've literally seen an african male lactate IRL in middleschool so. This is hilarious though.
>>524596330in the Islamic narrative Prophet Muhammed was meant to be a kind of orphan so he was kind of loser until angel Gabriel gave him the Quran so these kinds of weird stories are to emphasise that. It's similar to the story of Aladdin and how he was a nobody until he found Genie in the lamp who turned him into a prince. The Palestine narrative follows a similar path with its emphasis on orphans having nothing but Islam in the end.>>524598248Transubstantation is about faith, belief and Christ being a real thing, not some abstract concept. The Eucharist represents his sarifice and if he was God then he would be present in every remembrance. Naturally some sects believe this is hard to believe and unreasonable when talking about merely bread and wine/juice, Christ's presence would manifest elsewhere in something less literal and ritualistic.
Did you know that Muhammad kissed the black stone? He claimed that touching the black stone will erase your sins. At the end of days, the black stone is supposed to grow eyes and a tongue and will start speaking.Muslims pray to this cube 5 times a day (or 3 depending on the flavour). This is the cube of allah [kaaba-allah] which is Allah's house where Allah lives. Satan supposedly lives in the noses/ears of muslims when they sleep and this is the reason given for why they need to wake up early to flush water out of their noses and pray to the cube. They have to flush Satan out, otherwise Satan will urinate in their ears. Its truehttps://youtu.be/_6fHTYlurbQ
>>524599693>>524598569>missing the forest for the trees The point wasn't about Transubstantiation. That was an example. The point is any given religion, especially the Abrahamics, has inconsistent practices and generally requires "faith," read as believing without seeing any evidence. And centering your life around unproven inconsistent beliefs is irrational, whether those beliefs are about consuming a dead man's essence or lactating men
MUSLIM GETTING BTFO LIVE NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/live/QRqASWNG5ikMUSLIM GETTING BTFO LIVE NOWhttps://www.youtube.com/live/QRqASWNG5ik
>>524596330Da fuq? This religion gets a lil wackier every time I turn around.
>>524598689>stack exchange kek are you sure youre not a new convert? in my 15yrs ive seen new converts try harder than this.
>>524600318they are different religions and teach different things. in Islam, Muhammed had nothing then was given everything. in Christianity, Jesus had everything (loving parents, friends, respect) and it was taken away from him.
>>524596330These guys have to disavow Hadiths like we did with stuff like Book of Enoch at this point.
>>524599459>the fuck you looking at? get your own chicken what the fuckaudible laughs
>>524600545I meant different forms of Christianity or Islam or Judaism, e.g., Catholic/Protestant, Shia/Sunni, Orthodox/Reform, unless you say those are "different religions," in which case we're just arguing semantics. In either case, any religion has contradictory beliefs among its various adherents. And many of them are nonsensical or absurd (Noah and the flood, Christ resurrection, Muhammad drinking blessed manmilk, etc.). Serious people do not engage in such things
>>524596330by man they mean a black nigger since they have no actual female gender
>>524596688I'm convinced the zutt meme will eventually destroy islam. Arablets are already fragile and zesty
>>524596330I expect nothing less from a nigger religion
>>524603068The denominations mostly relate to how to apply the religion's teachings in real life and differing stances to it>Christianity: Orthodox, Catholic (universal centred on Rome), Protestant (Schimastic)>Islam: Sunni (Orthodox based on 'sunnah' traditions), Shia (Partisan based on descent centred on Karbala)>Judaism: Orthodox based on Jewish traditions, Reform which reform them to modernityThe different cores behind the religions are the same based on their holy texts and foundation stories, figures and what they taught and symbolise. Who is a follower of Christ and how do you apply that in your life? Who is a follower of Prophet Muhammed and how do you apply that in your life? Who is a follower of Moses and how do you apply that in your life?They are all Semitic in that they centre on Shem (West Asia, specifically Jerusalem and Mecca for Islam). They are all Abrahamic in that originate from the story of Abraham and his sacrifice of his son for God before God stopped him representing adherence to God's word over everything. God's word differing by religion. The Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem being where he was going to sacrifice him.There is a clear story in all the religions somewhere that teach something in them if you can make sense of it, but they are often not intended to be made sense of. Because that defies the point of Abraham's story.
>>524605628Mecca has representations of the same Abrahamic events, such as pilgrims having to run like Abraham's wife Hagar looking for water for their son Ishmael until Allah miraculously sprung water from a Zamzam well. Then there is Muhammed's night journey where he flew from Mecca to Jerusalem in a dream. These seem to set up Mecca to be some alternate reality to the usual Abrahamic stories. Because Muhammed was desperate too until an angel or jinn/genie gave him the secret to ruling the world which was adherence to God alone and to spread this message throughout the equator and it is imperative every Muslim does the same and they will also benefit from Allah's grace since he is Al-Rahman (the graceful one).
That's also scene from Family Guy. I would have preferred a Beavis and Butthead, King of the Hill, or Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference, but this is still funny.
>>524596330mohammed was cock-fed. it is known. the al zutt told of this>>524596688he's doing taqqiya right now
>>524597739Doesn't your gay religion allow you to lie as much as you want to us kuffars or whatever? Why should I trust anything you say. I always assume mudslimes are lying to me.
