would you vote for me? here is my platform. everyone gets:-free sex with a clean/tested prostitute (once a month, 30 minute session)-free healthcare-free college (4 year uni)-prostitution legalized-weed legalized i will also take suggestions from you.
>>524612625>lukewarm gay lib ideas>nothing more of noteI'm not even American so I can't vote in your retarded elections, but I wouldn't even buy your merch for fun. You'd be like barney sandals but made extra retarded by pol/jitter
>>524612625tempting.israel would still get their fair share though right? at least what trump gives them, perhaps double
>>524612625I would like to be the prostitute
>free healthcarejust don't look to canada as an example of how to do this
>>524612625Only if you let me live in the US
>>524612901>israel would still get their fair share though right?no. we immediately stop sending any and all aid until they end the genocide>>524612936we can make that happen>>524613046yes yes we can't do free healthcare because brian thompson and his cohorts need that money more than you do, yes of course>>524612883>lukewarm gay lib ideasnever heard a lib promise you one 30 minute encounter (per month) with an attractive sex worker
>>524612625>Federally sponsored prostitutionI would fucking lynch you or shoot you myself you degenerate fucking faggot
>>524613175>sageyou're going to get warned for the false report, retard>degenerate>le heckin buzzwordarino!lol
>>524613162>one 30 minute encounter (per month) with an attractive sex workerYeah, this is the "made extra retarded" part I was talking about
>>524613162>yes yes we can't do free healthcare because brian thompson and his cohorts need that money more than you do, yes of coursewhat a retarded fucking response. you had an opportunity to present a reasonable argument like "oh of course, we see the failings in canadas healthcare system and are looking to other countries that provide a better example of how to do it" and instead you just give me this kneejerk reactionism response that shows you're an extremist fucktard that cannot be reasoned with in the slightest.
>>524612625Yes.No.No.Yes.Yes.
>>524613265maybe you get UBI too, like yang promised>>524613339>why aren't you being reasonable with me on a guamanian sewing forum? cry and shit yourself more pls
>>524612625Terrible.You should do this instead
>>524612625dick face
>>524612625add federal no background check drivers licenses so I can vote in states besides MN and CA
>>524613478i'm not even against universal healthcare, it just has to be done right. i was giving you a freebie. the chance to provide a good argument in favour of universal healthcare by allowing you to take all the criticisms of it, apply it to canada, and say you won't make the mistakes canada has. i lobbed you a softball and you dropped it in the most insufferable faggot way possible.
>>524613158ok>>524613565no>>524613504>6. confiscate ill-gotten wealthok we'll confiscate property from landlords. sounds good to me. >>524613597>i'm not even against universal healthcare>"im just a heckin debatelord, i promise">the chance to provide a good argument in favour of universal healthcareevery single OECD nation has universal healthcare except the USA. that's it. that's the entire argument. no i will not elaborate.
>>524612625are you that cat?
>>524612625I'm running for dictator against you. My platform:-assets seized and accounts frozen for every jew-every jew held accountable for their crimes in a court of law-traitorous collaborators in jewish crimes also held accountable-criminals with more than 3 prior convictions are executed-illegals deported immediately-immigrants and their descendants arriving after 1965 all deported-pro-natal policy, $100,000 loan, $20k forgiven for every child-public works program, fix infrastructure-$40k debt forgiven, per person (apply to your student loan, mortgage, etc)-Fed audited-Free association (segregation OK again by law)Taking additional suggestions but the above are non-negotiable.
>>524613478>maybe you get UBI tooThat's somehow even more retarded
>>524613821im going to steal these:>$40k debt forgiven, per person (apply to your student loan, mortgage, etc)>public works program, fix infrastructurethe rest: how do you plan on enforcing these? especially the jew ones. what if someone is 1/16th jewish? 1/32? where do you draw the line
>>524613726if someone is 95% on your side, take the win, don't treat them like a total enemy. you don't understand how the right works, with nuance, with debate and disagreement. canada has been an absolute failure at universal healthcare, the image i posted shows that, you didn't even look at it. i was saying do it like those other countries and not like canada. you could have had me on your side but instead you're an insufferable extremist faggot incapable of debate or nuance who thinks in some retarded extremist binary where if someone doesn't agree with you 100% then you assume they disagree 100% and you respond accordingly. you will never get through to anyone on the right unless you are capable of some degree of nuance. me saying canada did healthcare wrong and showing a chart proving canada has worse results than 30 other counties doing universal healthcare. thats reasonable. responding as if i am 100% against universal healthcare when i did not say or imply that at all in the slightest is just so incredibly fucking irritating. you leftoids are always fucking annoying and cannot be reasoned with on any level. you wont even let me try to agree with you.
only 30 minutes???
>>524612625>We need more ideasI was sold on prostitutes, get my vote and money
>>524613981Just use the nazi Nuremberg race laws.Half jew mischling, one Jewish grandparent- 1/4 jew can receive aryan blood certificate.
>>524614315>only 30 minutes???it's free, and you get it once a month until you die (or until you no longer want it). also prostitution is legalized so fund your own escapades>>524614360>I was sold on prostitutesthis would, unironically, help a LOT of young men. i'm meeting those NPNW fucks halfway. >>524614253yes, canada did it wrong, and yes i didn't look at your initial image because -infographs on /pol/ are riddled with misinformation-i'm mostly funpostingyou could've just called me a faggot and moved along but here you are with another blogpost. i think you and i are both insufferable in our own special ways honestly. just look at your comments and try to disagree with me on this.
>>524614644i wasn't even asking you to meet me halfway, i was willing to travel 95% of the way there. just asking you to agree canada did it wrong, which you finally did. that's all i was asking for from you. why did you have to make it so hard?
>>524612625DESTROY RUSSIA AND I WILL BUT YOU ARE A HIDDEN FAGGO AND I KNOW IT. YOU WILL KEEP RUSSIA GOING. HUGE FAGGO ENERGY
>>524612625>would you vote for me? here is my platform. everyone gets:>-free >-free>-freeNo, because you're retarded.
>>524614825>i don't like it when my tax dollars are spent on mehmm
>>5246139811/8 needs to apply for permission to stay in the country. Few will be granted. They would have to be of particularly sound moral character, in a useful profession, free of any mental defect, and never been raised in or around the religion. We get down to 1/32 I think things get a bit silly. You're talking about one great-great-great-grandparent was jewish...I don't care as long as the above still applies.The jew ones are the easiest ones to do. Most of them are literally criminals that have done textbook crimes as described by law. We know who they are and we have irrefutable evidence they did it. We just don't let them talmud their way thru the legal system.The others....we just do it. We tell the cops and sheriffs and ICE agents and so on that this is the thing, you have free reign to go enact it and you'll see a lot of people get very excited, new people signing on, etc. Half the military would be gone because they're brown 2nd generation boat people but the rest of them could help too. Just get it done. We'll figure the rest out later when we have lebensraum and safe, clean streets, affordable houses, jobs, college seats, whole industries cleaned out of jews and their cronies that could be repopulated by Whites (think film industry, law, banking, academia).
>>524612625Tldr Anon, but that very cute dignified cat, is very cute and dignified
>>524614644>it's free, and you get it once a monthDoes it carry over, like PTO?
>>524613981>$40k debt forgiven, per person (apply to your student loan, mortgage, etc)I also want to make a special note about these --When I say $40k in debt forgiven, I don't mean the federal government pays the bank on your behalf to forgive the debt. I mean the federal government tells the financial institutions they're going to eat that loss and suck it up. The bank owners and even individual executives, past and present, will have their assets picked thru to pay for it.
>>524615102>Does it carry over, like PTO?at this moment, no. but this could potentially be a thing>>524615090there's about 8 million jews in the USA, and that's not counting haflings and 1/8 etc. do you plan on doing DNA tests on the 1/8? it seems impractical. ICE is currently doing something similar, how long until we notice the positive effects?
>>524614608Hitler got shit for this being too lax and I'm inclined to agree with his critics on this one item.There are enough Europeans here in the US we don't need to reclaim/purify those genetic lines. Walk it back another notch or two and we can make room for some single-digit percentages of jewish heritage. I'm not a monster. But let's be a bit more thorough than Nuremberg.
>>524615452I think people will either bury that shit so deep and keep fucking quiet about it that they'll live a meek existence so as to not get caught and insta-deported, or they'll want to know and self-test so they can apply and at least have it on the record they're trying to comply with the law.It's not like we don't have a lot of the data and could plug in census data, birth certificates, and so on into a database and know exactly who's Jewish and who isn't, unless they're full crypto. I suspect the federal government already has a big genealogy database somewhere we don't know about.
>>524612625I'm running for president as well. Here's my platform:-legalize mass shootings-mandate that every jewish family must live with a family of niggers in the same house with no separation-free waifu pillows for all-abolish child support and alimony-death penalty for white collar crimes and political corruption-seize and redistribute wealth whenever and however I see fit-2 years compulsory fast food service upon reaching the age of 18, must start as a fry cookI'd like the other anons in this thread to compare my platform to OPs and tell us which you prefer.
>>524612625Lurk the fuck moar. Nobody wants any of that. We want all of those things banned and the people doing them put in ovens. Yes especially healthcare.
>>524613162>until they end the genocide>untilSo you're going to turn it back on once they "stop".Fuck you.
>>524612625JFK yourself fucking commie nigger
>>524612625No, 4 years of free college is fucking retarded, you're still in the mindset you need to attend lectures and have parties for 4 years to be educated. Just pick up a book and how to learn, then pick a subject and do it yourself.Dude weeeeed. NoWhores on tap. NoFree healthcare. No, remove niggers and your fucking diet of butter with everything and stop Jews advertising that on TV.Highschool tier ideas my dude.
>>524618881>Highschool tieroptimistic to think that OP has even finished middle school
>>524612625Hello, I be a nigger. My policies be:>pussy>money>weedYall better be fixing tuh be voting fow ya boy yuhhear? Yessirrrrr
