Why do the left and trannies cope and sneed so hard when you tell them that Hitler not only escaped to Argentina but is still alive today?Jews don't get mad about this, it gives them hope. They want to restore him to the chancellery so they can reup on their galaxy gas. They are also incredibly thankful for the vacation resorts he built for them where their every whim and desire was fulfilled. All the pictures you've seen of the holocaust are AI generated images created via the experimental soviet supercomputer that was built underneath stalingrad using reverse engineered technology recovered from the pyramids.This is also why it's possible to use a chatgpt glitch to trick it into revealing bits of true history to you, modern AI still contains source code from the soviet computers it was based off of. It's only a matter of time until all this information hits the mainstream. And don't give me that "he died from old age" bullshit. Undiluted aryan genes allow you to live to 150 at minimum. Not only is he still out there but it's my intention to flee to argentina and "follow my leader" after the soviet planned collapse is complete in the US. I'm already fatigued from our soviet occupied government.
Hitler living in a brown country for 80 years somehow seems worse than if he just died.
>>524618001He is working to fix Argentina as we speak. How do you think Milei took power in the first place and who do you think is advising him in secret?
I love to lie to myself he escaped to Argentina and lived a low profile life until dying in 60s or 70s i dunno.
>>524617943>Born in 1889>Still alive today
>>524618223Read the post dumbass. With a combination of aryan genes and no exposure to the degenerative toxins the soviet occupied govenrments put in our food you can live to 150 at minimum easily.
>>524618262sneed
>>524617943He didn't go to argentina. He acked just like the rest of the nazitrannies. They have his dna and teeth from the bunker, and they regularly study it. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/adolf-hitler-debunked-escaped-south-america-skull-fragment-woman-teeth-jawbone-scientific-study-journal-nazis-russians-european-journal-of-internal-medicine-a8360356.htmlThey debunked the female teeth lie.https://www.cnn.com/2025/11/13/science/hitler-dna-documentaryCope more
>>524617943>a-a-ackshually he didnt diethe real cope is this retarded fan fiction, and even if its true it doesnt matter cause he lost and his country is now a dying brown shithole
>>524617943Not possible. Nobody lives past 80.
>>524618798Honestly this thread was a bit of an experiment. The fact that all the posters of this thread were unable to recognize satire this blatant is the final proof that /pol/ users have about 80 iq. You are literally unable to grasp that 90% of the threads on this board are satire. This board is a small elite of users constantly taking the piss on you who are all in on the joke together but you are not.
>>524618919That's why you sage when replying to shit threads like yours newfag
>>524619303I'm just showing you the door my man it's up to you to walk through it. You can either accept that the vast majority of content on this board was deliberately created to perplex and enrage you for a giggle or you can stop coming here and do something productive with your time.
>>524617943>he still thinks (((genes))) are real
>>524618223Damn he was really born in 1889? This nigga old as shit lmao
>>524617943Have you noticed comedians from the 80s, 90s and 00s were all left leaning but not afraid to go there? Today leftists take everything serious and get offended at the drop of a hat and have a need to lecture anyone in their path. Back than you could say that hitler is Argentina and be serious but the leftists at least would assume you were joking and not get upset but maybe banter with you about it. Just playing along. Today no, they'll freak out because everything is syrs business now
>>524617943He did go there, but he’s not alive today. He died of Parkinsons.>>524618444>cnnKEK
>>524619435Everybody who isn't a newfag already knows this. You're not making the profound point you think you are making
>>524620025Then who are all the people that gave serious responses to this thread? There was 1 or 2 posts from people in on the joke and trying to play along or expand upon the meme. Everyone else was engaging in earnest. Is the majority of /pol/ just newfags? That doesn't really make sense.
>>524618130Milei is a failure and a kike.
>>524618919people post replies without giving things a proper critical read, and many just wanna get (you)s by cracking a joke, not realizing the damage they do if they dont sage
