Can I be muslim and listen to turkish bagpipe music?Can I be muslim and have a menorah and say arabic prayers to it while lighting green candles in it?Can I be muslim and consume hashish like the hashashin?Did you buy your wife? Can I buy a wife?Do you ever eat pork and drink wine and then lie about it?Can my favorite color be blue instead of green?Can I speak Hebrew instead of Arabic during salah?When you hit your wife (as per Quranic instruction), do you spank her on the buttocks? If you don't spank her on the buttocks, why not? That is the ideal place to hit her, no?Can I be Muslim and have earrings? It's not "mimicking the opposite sex" as long as I talk like a nigger, right?When I convert, and idiots ask me "Are you still white?", I can say no, right? All Muslims are honorary niggers, right? Kinda like "honorary aryans", but the opposite, "honorary niggers".Does your woman have hip-length hair? If not, did you shave her filthy rebel little head while also spanking her and jabbing scissors into the corners of her eye sockets so she is traumatized to ever cut it again?Can I speak in an Elmo voice, or is that haram?Do you masturbate? It's halal because fuck dem dhimmi bitches amirite
Are emojis haram? Are cutesy emojis haram for men? What about the use of the word uwu ?What about this ascii sequence?:3:3:3:===========3:O c================3
Can I use this as an islamic logo? It's like a star and crescent but without the crescent, right? Can I wear eyeliner since JD Vance and Adam Lambert both wear it and they're both men? Do you no de wae me brudda?
Is breast torture halal? Is navel torture halal? Can I skip fajr every day forever?
>>524620131you can still celebrate yom kippur....muslims do every year, if that helps
