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For modern values.
Wow elites sex life is really THAT bad to be so afraid of sex uh
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>>524621688
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Gay black man? A nigger faggot
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He's gonna be bisexual.

Screencap this.
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>>524621688
It's time to start hitting women again.
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>>524621745
but the degenerate whores want that
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>>524621688
Even tomb raider their biggest trophy scalp is desperately trying to walk it's "modernisation" back. Enjoy selling an entire ps3 catalogue worth of copies.
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>>524621688
Nobody wants a fucking James bond anything. Make a slight touch up of the n64 version and release it on steam. Outside of that making a spy game? Dan houser actually talked about that Rockstar spy game that was in development

https://www.ign.com/articles/i-question-if-you-can-even-make-a-good-open-world-spy-game-rockstar-co-founder-dan-houser-finally-explains-why-agent-never-happened
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>european company is globohomo
i mean, it's to be expected
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>>524621688
Really? I hope so. Less time dealing with women and more time with gadgets, cool action scenes, and blowing things up like this please....
https://youtu.be/Aj4A_l6hJyw?t=77
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>>524621825
James Bond franchise has lost its relevance after the cold war ended. And who does believe that today the UK is capable of any sophisticated acts of espionage?
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>>524621698
they are admitting they don't have the talent to animate flirting because they can't IRL flirt
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>>524621688
Got the license to tongue anus.
Double 0 faggot; the golden shower.
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>>524621688
So he worships niggers and will get blacked
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>>524621825
interesting article. he is admitting he can't write a story which is entertaining and gripping. GTA is just a series of events which trigger missions. bond needs tension. it is the opposite of GTA. Bond needs to be on rails to a large extent.
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>>524621698
So 007 is no longer a spy?
He's just an assassin/thief?
Lame.
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Unrelated
But this youtuber dr phoxotic has some really funny James bond satire set in the modern world

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4FvpWtvq31SFNLPWXdQiGF8xyWOhx2s4&si=KItcDuXfI2B9mrZS
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>>524621688
last night i bond burgered your sister
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>>524621775
Ok I give people what they want.
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>>524621688
So he'll have a sassy black side kick woman, who shows him up, and down talks him as incompetent?
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>>524622049
These days, spying is done by women wanking off tech nerds for the server password.
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They say what they want and then do it even thought nobody wants it and if they do it long enough they just go "Well he was always like that" because anything past 5 years ago is ancient history kek.
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This feels like some gay Kingsman Hitman clone rather than anything James Bond related
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>>524622368
Because they started selling poor people aston martins.
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>>524622181
Have you seen the women? This one was shown as a sex bomb in the trailer KEK
Also his boss is a pajeeta
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>>524621688
I love that they call classic Bond tone deaf when this game is tone deaf, nobody asked for this and it's going to flop hard.
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>>524621919
Any new mocap is some roastie with autism. Reminds me of silent hill 2 remake Maria, the actress was ugly but also bad to act, she doesn't even know how confident women move
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>>524621698
>hes a modern guy
The whole appeal of James Bond was that he was a classy british gentleman spy. Turning him into a millennial Reddit tier really makes no sense. But I don’t really care any longer, they have killed any old heroes and faces in games and movies anyways. They can turn him into a tranny at this point because nobody is going to watch the movies or play the games like they used to
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>>524621778
It depends, roasties there want Lara to be this cuck
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>>524622555
Rich people unironically don't know how to seduce. They are socially to akward which is why modern products suck
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>>524621688
>Be Bond
>Do spy stuff
>Evolve into generic one man army slop
>mOdErN vAlUeS

So it’s another on rails shoot em’ up. Cool.

I want to gently interrogate people to find out secrets in between smacking hoes and casually chain smoking and flirting with the secretary like the Sean Connery Bond era. I don’t care for this.
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>>524622558
>of great cultural import to the people they "rightfully" belong to
Most artifacts that been "returned" to their people wind up lost, sold or broken within a matter of years.
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>Modern Values
So he takes it up the arse
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>>524622628
>I want to gently interrogate people to find out secrets in between smacking hoes and casually chain smoking and flirting with the secretary like the Sean Connery Bond era.
would buy.
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>>524621688
Bond 26 should be a femboy and get TOPPED by his various arch nemeses.
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>>524621688
>new bond asks women for consent before he approaches them at the bar
Gaaaaaaaay
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>>524622044
It really is, I respect him for admitting the failures of producing Agent, but the big sticking out problem is that many games have found a way to address the problems he mentions since - Far cry 2, MGS5, Watch Dogs 2 all found a way
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> ultra-mega-tough guy British agent who can save the world but not his own girls from shitskin grooming gangs or kike pedos

How can anyone take this goyslop seriously
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>>524622558
More left wing wank
Museums in brown countries actually see little to no attendance, most attendees are tourists and even then they are predominantly white.
Artifacts that have been returned are often kept in a poor state, either displayed poorly, just put in storage, damaged, or if they are made of gold, melted down and sold, these people don't give a fuck about their history unless it's warped cope nationalism, strange sources of pride like how they conquered their genetically identical neighbours tribe a few hundred years ago, like it was the height of their cultural achievements (statistically likely)
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>>524621688
>modern guy
>modern values
He'll be a heckin' valid transman (he/they), and won't flirt or make any advances towards women. He'll ask for their explicit consent to even look at them in a non-platonic manner. He will not use a gun, and instead, use feelings and empathy to get the villains to stop being evil. He'll also be racially ambiguous, but every single villain will be the whitest man on the face of the Earth
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>>524622232
Basically this.
Vishing to try sabotage you
Maybe someone’ll break into your house and spike your water bottle and move an item
Get a job in a foreign country for 3 years and make contacts to gain “access”
Install a virus

I think if you’re getting into rolling gunfights on the regular you’re probably not a spy.
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>>524621688
Better off without the Quest For Fire sex scenes, this is a good thing
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>>524621688
He'll be commanded by them now. A big black brave woman.
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>>524622628
Ever played Alpha Protocol?
It's still not entirely like that since you do a lot of shooting. Although you can stealth by a fair bit. But there's also investigating, studying dossiers, manipulating people, and shooting women in the face for betraying you.
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>>524621698
It's almost as if you don't comprehend English or have read the article you posted. Notably the part where it clearly states bond will still be a womaniser.
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James Bond passport bro edition. He will be like "Bald and Bankrupt" travelling shitholes.
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>>524621745
Make Assault Great Again!
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>>524624605
Is it assault if you own the product.
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My pronouns are Bond, they/xer Bond.
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>>524621688
Childish slop, who cares?
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>>524621688
Modern values = gay nigger shit
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>>524621688
Modern values? Of spying? It's still 90% honeypotting lonely bureaucrats.
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Who cares, just watch the older movies, get physcial copies of any uncensored versions and go buy a Walther PPK, there you go, you're all set
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>>524621688
If you want new stories of old characters with no censorship, read Conan the Barbarian by Titan Comics. The run started in 2023 and is un-ashamed of using every problematic trope conan is defined by. It really captures the pulpy feel
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>>524621688
*hand-rubbing intensifies*
Lmfao, here we go again. These fuckers are clearly being bribed/coerced to spout this nonsense.
Even the most out of touch retard realises that the vast majority of gamers do not want this (((modern audience))) shit.
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>>524625408
Mirin the long hair
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>>524625423
>>524625423
You need to understand jews are too ugly and undesired so they don't feel identified with based characters
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>>524622453
Looks like Kim Belair... only a cohencidence, I'm sure.
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I don’t play new games or watch jewslop. And if I were to, it’d be non-pozzed indie games or nice 70s movies like Bohachi Bushido or Sonny Chiba.
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>>524621688
They're right. Present day 007 would get missions to infiltrate a conservative Facebook thread.
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>>524625408
Never thought a jeet flag would actually link something that looks properly kino.
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>>524621688
why does he sound like a prole anyway, first and only thing i noticed
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>>524621688
To be fair the zoomers playing the game probably wouldn't understand what flirting is anyway.
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>>524621698
what did the woman do?
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>>524625762
Kek true or assassinate some far right pol "terrorists" in their goon caves.
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Wish I was born in the 50's or 60's...
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>>524626235
Agreed

Men were men and not shamed by society for it
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>>524626279
I don't understand feminism. Back in the day all women were content being objectified and treated as women, like it's obvious the women back then liked it. Nowadays they throw a tantrum on social media if someone dares to flirt and ask them out.
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>>524626440
Feminism is for ugly girls.
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>>524626598
I guess, uglies and trannies pushed it so hard it went mainstream.
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>>524626235
>>524626440
I really want a pure bond kino in 2025. Set it in the current year and cast some masculine millenial actor with some hot 20 year old yet unknown actress from eastern europe. Make him an old school misogynist. Make the villain some EU politician or something
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oh no not muh consumerist heckin Hollywood character
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If they made a Bond game without "modern values" they would print money.
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>>524621688
I was watching an old Sean Connery Bond movie the other day and by half way thru he has fuckef 4 different bombshell busy women and is eyeing up cucking the main villain by fucking his girl.
Never say Never Again.
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>>524621698
>>524621688
>modern guy
>read: feminist incel cuckold woman believer
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>>524622049
>He's just an assassin/thief?
Always has been. The Brits and Americans are nothing but thieves and murderers.
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>>524626440
Feminism comes from Judaism. It's a tool made by jewish women because all men were after blondes. Any yenta (without surgery) looked ugly next to a white woman, so the jewish women was mad because she was constantly being cucked
Even their men back then used to make movies about some ugly jew nerd conquering the heart of a hot blonde woman. Notice how those movies suddenly stopped, the yenta never forgot so now they even pay pajeets to force every white woman x bbc meme AND also shill jewish women as le based ones.
Of course women were happier in non feminism times, and they are even admitting it when they hit the wall albeit not too loud because they are too proud for it.
Also most romance flirting is removed because jewish women men have less romanticism and seduction skills than a rock kek, it's why they are unable to create something beautiful when even nerds in Japan are able to.
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>>524621698
So he'll be a sexless bisexual spycel
Lol how fucking lame and gay
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>>524626791
Yeah the Sean Connery Bonds were the best. Just chain smoking, drinking, puns, sleazing on women he bangs the day soa girl after some dude traps him on a spine stretcher machine like… wins a fight by turning on a hot shower and judo chopping the guy then just makes a drink and talks to Felix like nothing happened. Threatens to bend the secretary over his knee and she just smiles at him approvingly. It was way better.
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>>524626951
In the Sean Connery films he literally just fucks whatever woman has the biggest titties within 1 square mile of him at any time. He's just like, "Hello there, my name is Bond and I'm going to fuck your vagina." Then he does.
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>>524627021
Based he's literally me and I'm named after him and love big titties

What's the new bond even gonna say lool
>The names bond fembond
Then he starts twerking and cut to a 3some with him a nigger and some fat tattooed rainbow hair ftm
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>>524627119
>bond fembond
Kek.
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>>524626979
Kek he is literally me
Based boomer parents dooming me to be sexnerd
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Ah, who care, the Danes are NATO cucks and I'm never buying Lego again.
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>>524627142
007 you're needed in the fembussy bondbangbus

I'm so drunk id fuck a cute fembondbussy rn
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>>524621688
They're gonna make him ride bitch on a moped with a strong independent woman driving like in the last Bond movie.
And it won't even be a hot chick, it'll be a frumpy dumpy weird looking ambiguously ethnic girl.
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>>524621742
It was a mistake to allow movie jews to cater to a vucker feminist nation like China.
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>>524627227
*Cucked
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>>524626979
Who ever took Bond seriously enough to think it had to be stuffed full of modern politics?
That's entertaining. If you don't like it, don't watch it. That's who Bond was meant to be.
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>>524627119
>cut to a 3some with him a nigger and some fat tattooed rainbow hair ftm

No joke. You know these faggots are just itching to put all of your masculine heroes into an explicit gay bumsex scene.
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>>524627159
I grew up watching Sean Connery Bond’s I literally thought from a young age that’s just how things were and at 38 it really do be like that? I banged the secretary and everything lol
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>>524621688
oo7 was the signature of john dee, the resident occultist of queen elizabeth
pic related is a masonic symbol
two balls and a cane -> two ball cane -> tubal-cain, the password of a master mason
fun fact: during the fake moon landing mission, astronaut shepard shot two balls with a golf cane, a wink to every mason
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>>524621698
>buy James Bond game
>look inside
>no James Bond
The funniest part is everyone knows how this will play out, but the developers will be absolutely baffled why people don't like nu-Bond.
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>>524627372
Kek same they all have daddy issues lol
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>>524621825
Alpha Protocol proved you can make a good spy game. Someone should make a sequel.
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>>524627316
I think the family who owned the rights sold them to globohomo? it’s gonna get mega super gay from herein.
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>>524621688
This game will flop badly
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>>524623787
Yea but it will be in a faggy way that has no bearing in reality.
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>>524621688
As if these progressive freaks can actually understand tone deaf.
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>>524627320
I don't want ftm mtf transvestite crap anymore unless it's femboy porn or ussbbws
Mainstream inverse masonic shit is just gay and lame and fake unironicaly
Go watch oss 117 trilogy if you haven't already at least it's funny
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>>524621688
People aren't gonna watch it then and it will fail to meet it's budget. Hollywood doesn't understand women want dark triad bdsm abuse chads with supernatural powers. This will just flop.
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>>524627428
two balls and a cane: testicles and penis
the male generative principle masons worship
hence the gigantic phallus symbol called the washington monument
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The problem isn't flirting with women. The problem is that in the early films he's an asshole, and the later films he's not a bad guy, but that regardless every single woman he meets is extremely attractive and smart and all just waiting around and willing to fuck him. It was a male fantasy but now have have incels everywhere wondering where the women the movies promised them are. All they have to do is have women reject him more, they can still flirt.
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>>524621698
Bond isn't about values. Bond is a literal sociopath who kills without remorse and can't pair-bond with a sexual partner. If he weren't employed by the government he'd a bank robber or gangster and only for the rush.
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>>524621698
What's the point of Bond if he's not a sex-crazed womanizer? Who cares if he's "tone-deaf"? That's the character he is. He is a chauvinist dinosaur. That's exactly how M described him in Goldeneye, and that's how we all like him.
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>>524621688
Seems like being deaf to the tone of modernity in current year would turn your game into a hit. I don't think they like fun games and success though.
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>>524627600
I get what your saying but even in the 60s it was a complete fantasy
Dating apps and femcels navelgazing their phones has ruined it all more than anything
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>>524621688
surrendering our culture to jews and transvestites has been a disaster for the white race
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>>524627676
>I don't think they like fun
Many of those responsible are middle-aged women who hate men having fun.
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>>524621742

Black Lesbian limited abilities nigger incoming
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>>524627372
>>524627448
Haha you guys are so cool! Regular James Bonds! xD
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>>524627686
I know it's fantasy and that's fine but a lot of people cannot come to reality. But how do you even fix that besides culling the weak?
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>>524627768
I have mommy issues and literally named after bond so it's easy to larp as him
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>>524627600
>The problem is that in the early films he's an asshole
Oh no, a le good guy character is an asshole?!?!?
>every single woman he meets is extremely attractive and smart and all just waiting around and willing to fuck him
Yeah. It was entertaining.
>It was a male fantasy but now have have incels everywhere wondering where the women the movies promised them are
Again. It was entertaining. I'm pretty sure most incels realize they aren't James Bond.
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>>524622731
The people they "rightfully belong to" are also dead, considering shes a TOMB RAIDER.

>>524625762
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to arrest dorris for tweeting "I like bacon"
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>>524627790
You don't hence why I kinda supported the Jews culling all the useless vaxxies then replacing them with ai and indians
I hate all outcomes but at least I got to watch normies suffer as they made me suffer with their idiocy
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>>524627768
Thanks :D
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>>524627372
>38
Get married and have kids, tho. Don't fuck it up.
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>>524621688
this is good to hear cause its usually pretty corny. i dont need bond being distracted by whores anyways
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No negro bashing no deal
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>>524621742
They already tried to imply it and Daniel Craig ruined the scene by trying not to bust out laughing kek
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>>524625408
>every problematic trope
Like heterosexual intercourse, kek.
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>>524628016
Why? He won't raise them properly, they'll be another assholes.
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>>524621688
>>524621688
Who
the fuck
do they think watches James Bond shit?
Who do they genuinely think is goign to play a game with him?

Is it fat millennial lesbians?
Or is it young men?

It's young men, isn't it?

Then why are you appealing to fat lesbians?
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>>524621698
Yep this game is going to bomb. Hope they enjoy their company going out of business and looking for a job.

The presumption women must be protected is rooted in PATRIARCHAL PRE-1960S VALUES. Those value are now dead because of feminism, and women have no inherent value anymore. You *should* be able to play a game where you break a woman's arm, because they're "equal" to men now, right feminists? And it's not like you're having babies, so there's no reason to protect your tomb of a womb.
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007 is how many copies of this game they're going to sell.
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>>524625408
In one of the Conan stories, he fucks some chick on a boat right in front of her crew (she's the captain). Even visualizing that is hilarious.
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>>524628151
>It's young men, isn't it?
No, it's boomers with erectile dysfunction.
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>>524621688
*MODERN AUDIENCES*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2ngB-zjVmM
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okay? hope it goes well for you
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>>524628151
The objective is a complete blanketing of culture. It’s not about making anything good. It’s about just covering all bases and giving you no escape.
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>>524628439
Also, the kids growing up will see nothing but this. Just faggot men, and superior women bossing them around.
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>>524628439
No, I understand that perfectly. It's a strategy that has already failed, ironically because the youth don't have any money. What money they do have, they're not going to spend on trash that insults them. Hence why every company in the universe is now screeching about the youth not going to restaurants, or buying houses, or buying diamond rings, or physical media, or going to theaters, or buying video game consoles, etc. etc. Nobody has any fucking money, and they have to be choosey with what they do have. Ergo, they will not spend it on slop, and companies that produce slop will go out of business. It doesn't matter how big they are. Ie: Ubisoft.

The market for this game, which should be young men, will end up just buying an anime title for $10 with big tiddies. It's that simple.
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At least we still have aphla protocol.
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>>524621698
>He's a modern guy
So he doesn't have sex. Gotcha.
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>>524627227
> uhm akshually it's the chinx
Shalom! Happy Hanukah!
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>>524628486
>>524628439
It depends on the country
It will be like difference between COVID mask-and-comply kids and Florida kids, but 1000x that.
Leftoid faggots will raise their kids to be total r3ddit automatons spewing nonsense with 20+ years of gayes Netflix compressed inside their brain.
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>>524621688
Due to cultural appropriation and diversity,new JAMES BOND will be a nigger.
Cannot wait for them to remake all the classics:

Ghetto Royale
Abort and Let Die
Coonbreaker
Blood Diamonds Forever / Section 8 Forever
From Africa with AIDS
Dr Sheeeit
Coalflinger
For Muh Dik Only
The Cop who Shot Me / The Flies who Loved me
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
You Only Cook Ice / You Only Snitch Once
The Man with the Stolen Gun
Octocoon
License to Deal
A View to Steal
The Nigger Never Tries
Quantum of Welfare
LifeStall


Dr. Shieet!
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
Felons are Forever
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
>Purple drank. Stolen, not purchased.
>You expect me to talk, nigga?
>No, Mr Bond. I expect you to jive.
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The Hitman trilogy was awesome. I had my hopes up for their next stealth game. This is enough for me to pirate it.
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>>524621688
New James Bond will be a woman:
Now supervilans can't monologue because she just won't shut up
Armed with the classic Walther PMS
Box filled with exploding tampons
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>>524621688
Why even make a Bond game if you're not gonna utilize Bond.
Why not just make special needs agent Fag 07 Aids Positive.
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>>524628599
The bongs are going to government propaganda themselves so hard that one day they'll just wake up in an Islamic sharia state and act baffled about how it happened.

>unlimited niggers is good, actually
>why?
>NAZI!!!!
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>>524628599
I now understand how Americans feel when non-Americans talk about the USA.
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>>524621688
Good. Imagine wanting to flirt with Satan's gaping asshole.
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>>524627428
>>524627570
So what's the deal, why do they worship penis.
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>>524621688
i am actually tired of chad bond rubbing my nose in what i will never have as he perpetuates and glorifies the chad cock carousel on the silver screen.
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>>524621688
>withhold attention from tinder sluts
Was I supposed to be outraged?
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>Bond approaches a woman at a bar
>They make some bland smalltalk before really givng proper introductions
>He asks if he can buy her another drink, she accepts
>He orders a White Claw, canned, not poured
>She says "I never pegged you as that type of man"
>He answers "Well I don't recall introducing myself as a man, but you're correct that I use he and him. The name's Bond, James Bond...and there are many ways you can peg me"
>[Cut to Bong getting railed up the ass by the chick with a strap]
>[The pull out closeup creates the blood covering the camera as the theme plays]
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>>524621698
oh so he's still going to be a chad womanizer. he's still going to glorify the chad cock carousel that has destroyed western civilization. i'm already offended and sick and tired of chads shit.
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>>524621688
>modern values.
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*Jewish values

FTFY

If the heads at IOI could kill all their white employees, consume their flesh and wear their skin as a dress, they would.
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>>524621698
Well that's fucking gay and retarded. They could have just made a spy game and not put James bond in it.
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>>524629270
You just know he will make out with a dude at some point now
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They're making it really easy for me to avoid buying their products.

I don't even give a shit about sex in video games but when you alter it for your politics, I'm no longer interested.
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>>524622587
>Rich people unironically don't know how to seduce.
Walk into casino in Nice, silk shirt unbuttoned, throw your Lamborghini keys to a vallet, order dry Martini, scold and humilate barmen when doing so, then go to table order half million worth of chips, instantly casually bet ten thousand and throw thousand dollars chip to a croupier as a tip.
Did i miss anything ?
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>>524621688
>>524621698
So what's the point then? James Bond is supposed to be a classy womaniser.
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>>524621688
Yes the white man must not reproduce and he has to sacrifice for the brown hordes of criminal scum the criminal elite use to terrorize it's native population. allways.
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Does anyone know if current IO Interactive still consists of the same people who developed the original four Hitman games?
Or is this all being done under "new management"?
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>>524621688
>No don't want women
>Wait stop you need to reproduce
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>>524629440
You can buy that whore for $200, FYI.
For $200,000 you can buy her for life.
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>>524621688
I guess it's finally time for you to have sex, incels lmao
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>>524628540
>The market for this game, which should be young men, will end up just buying an anime title for $10 with big tiddies. It's that simple.
Recently absolute hit gaming release
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>>524621688
The franchise would blow the fuck up and make shit loads of money if it did the opposite and had Connery Bond back fucking every piece of tail in the movie, and even smacking them around at times.
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>>524621688
Janes Dong

Generfluid DEI chasing his cut out dick on solar powered scooter on the walkable city under the warm rainbow colored city lights provided by socialist community via fart collecting as by product to hard-to-ingest insect comsumption.
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>>524629813
Genius game because Japan gets it. Knowing what *any* player, boy or girl, would want: looking at cute girls, some adrenaline during the races, helping favorites improve, and getting to see a concert with them as the main talent. Deliver on what people want and they will continuously throw money at it while also creating a good reputation between dev/player.
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>last bond actor is a huge fag
>character unceremoniously killed off
>franchise sold to amazon
>books are gay (pic related)
>video games are gay
Total humiliation ritual
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>>524628701
You know you're over the target when a jewtinite calls you a jew instead of debating substance.

Go hunt down white supremacy, slurp commie chink rice dicks, and import churkas and Indians to replace whites as your dictator commands.
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>>524630298
This is what commies do and brics is commie. Shrimple as simple.
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>>524621698
>modern guy
so he's an incel?
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>>524628599
>trump
>le pen
>putin
>orban
Surely calling them villains in your fictional novel would open you up to slander lawsuits?
How far does the "all characters in this work are fictional and any similarity to persons living or dead is pure coincidence" stretch?

I'm not saying they should sue, I just think it's tasteless to use actual real living people in your work of fiction.
It's not a new thing, but it's still low effort politicising.
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>We've removed his personality, now he's just a glowie bong modeled after a literal who actor
I love IO but this is going to flop, the character is dead
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>>524621688
I love when they include modern values, that makes everything so much better!
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>>524631527
They have steroids bodies kek
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>>524631598
Funny how Oda casted a red haired cutie for namie in one piece
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>>524621698
Why do people fixate on Connery Bond's treatment of women? The only women he hit were the evil ones. He was a gigasimp for the good women in his movies.
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>>524628599
>>524630298

Absolutely embarrassing. Thank God I don't watch or read anything made after 2005.
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>>524621688
Liking pussy is taboo nowadays
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>>524621688

Bond was never supposed to be realistic, he's a grown up version of Boy's Adventure. I believe Fleming even admitted so in an interview.
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So he's gonna be an incel
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>>524621742
All “spies” are already ghey.
They operate in secret environments and underground cultures and compromise unwitting closeted homosexuals living double lives in homosexual circles with blackmail schemes and operations threatening to ruin marriages, families and businesses. As well as blackmailing minor attracted persons celebrities, politicians, industry leaders.

Widespread acceptance of alternative lifestyles have eroded their leverage and operations which coincides with the strengthening and dependence on collection of information through electronic surveillance eliminating the need for tradecraft and other on the ground assets.

This increasing reliance on electronic means explains the plethora of “former” CIA case officers revealing tradecraft techniques and procedures aka writing books and touring the podcast circuits feigning CIA “transparency” and openness.

All “spies” are ghey….just by the fact they don’t like to be called spies but demand being referred to as “case officers” because “spies” are the disloyal treasonous dotes they “turn” through the targets weak proclivity towards various vices.
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>>524621688
it's fucking bond. it's supposed to be a cheesy male power fantasy. take that away and there's no USP. you might as well make duke nukem woke
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>>524635599
>make duke nukem woke
Randy Pitchford is working on it.
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>>524627768
Show tits, we know all the men are getting blown to kingdom come in some hole in the woods.
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>>524627868
>Your mission should you choose to accept it is to arrest dorris for tweeting "I like bacon"
KEK
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>>524636455
I haven't seen tits in a decade...
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>>524621698
i just won't watch anything new. no movies, no shows, no new videogames. it is all shit on purpose.
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>>524621688
That's because modern women deny what turns them on. It's playing coy. Feigned Indifference. It's all just Accismus. Women pretend they don't want to be raped, when most of not all women orgasm while being raped. Women want to be told what to do, and they want to be manhandled, to a point. They're all masochistic to a point but all deny it because that's what they're told to do. Modern feminists are created by over reporting rapes, and women thinking they're too ugly to be raped, so they never get to live out their fantasies. They forgot they live in a society where the native population is behaved well enough the rapes are not nearly as widespread as women think they are. So now they're importing rapists to satisfy their sexual fantasies.
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>>524621688
But that shit is in spy movies FOR women viewers
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>>524629198
>manly p. hall
>manly phall (us)
>the seething energies of lucifer at your hand
>alesteir crowley: sperm will be the currency of the future
the penis is potency, potency is power
it's the creative force, the rod you stick into the holy grail of the divine goddess
you can dig into sex magick and why thelemites are obsessed with ejaculating on pictures
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>>524621698
>*slaps woman*
>shaken not shdired.
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>>524624565
It’s so over
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>bussy galore
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>>524621688
Good , i never like the James Bond franchise
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>>524621688
I would like to force gen Z to play all the way through the Leisure Suit Larry series and see what happens.
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>>524621688
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>>524636963
Makes sense why your mother is such an insatiable dick devouring whore she is super powerful i understand now...
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>>524621688
If you want to sell to zoomers and alphas, you need to follow anime ethics. Otherwise they won't buy your shit and call your MC evil and sociopathic.
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>>524636963
the apron covers the magic wand
their precious craft is really mundane and filthy
that's why it's a secret
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>>524621688
>being sexually attractive to women is no longer a trait with which the youth identify

the program is working
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>>524626791
>Never say Never Again.
Then your forgot to add that the girls were probably half his age.
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>>524621688
i look forward to never buying it
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>>524621698
>modern
>evolved

Fuck off, demon.
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>>524621688
Gay
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>>524625408
I'm fucking buying that. Thanks for the tip jeet bro :)
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>>524621698
Can't wait to see James Bond sit on a cuck chair and drink söylent
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>>524626440
Its the only movement that sees exploding clinical depression rates, collapsed birth rates, and suppressed wages as a sign of success.
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>>524621688

Even trying to call it James Bond is a pathetic fucking cope. James Bond is a womanizing dominate chad. Trying to cast it as a woman or some nigger faggot is like trying to call water dry. It simply just wont be James Bond. You people wont have destroyed anything, you've only failed to redefined the english language and co-opt cultural memes yet again. The figure that is James Bond will simply outlast you. The nearly 30 films of womanizing and domineering will be here long after the woke mind virus is dead and buried. Any attempt to detract from that heritage is going to be memory holed faster than foid ghostbusters.
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>>524637269
imagine a bunch of masons circlejerking and focusing one the same intent during a ritual to manifest their will
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>>524621698
>modern values
Bond is gonna be an underage mi6 intern and be used to please "cougar" spy women? That or he'll be >>524621742
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>Modern James Bond will remove flirting with women

based.
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>>524639687
he's gonna be a chud incel who hates jews and women and gets btfo by the cool liberal villain
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>>524621874
That is a load of crap. I do like older bond movies but brosnan was really good. Are you trying to tell me Goldeneye and even Craig’s Casino Royale weren’t some of the best in the series? Tomorrow Never Dies, World Is Not Enough and Skyfall were pretty good.
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>>524631641
grim
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>>524640200
You're right for the most part but I am tired of pretending Skyfall was good. It is the most overrated film in the whole franchise and was a terrible send-off for Judi Dench. It did have a good opening title song though.
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>>524621825
This will be like Hitman unless it gets too actions and more uncharted like. But I disagree with you, the videogame Golden Eye has aged poorly a touched of version is on Gamepass and Steam. It should literally just be Hitman but as Bond with new levels that are semi open world like Hitman.
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>>524621688

>Hollywood doubles down and continues to be the main source contribution towards its own destruction
It's not the first time this has happened, but hopefully it will be the last. Too many idiots alive who think movies are a verifiable source of information.
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>monstervine
Wow I went to high school with a guy that works there
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>>524621688
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remember this is what they took from you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwm1H0dxAKY
never forget this once you will be guard in concentration camps for leftists
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>>524621688
>it'll be boring as fuck....
I thought woke was losing?
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>>524641614
Woke simply retreated a little for a tick to rebrand. Once interest rates are back down it'll be fully back with a vengeance.
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>>524621698
The writers know he kills people?
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>>524641818
As long as conservatives and republicans remain impotent and cowardly, this nation will turn into a commie hellscape by 2030... .
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>>524642122
Looks like we will be a commie hellscape by 2030 then cuz they ain't doing shit other than starting some more wars in Israel's interests.
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>>524623389
britcucks and most westoids have illusions of grandeur
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>>524638252
>The nearly 30 films of womanizing and domineering will be here long after the woke mind virus is dead and buried
Bold of you to assume the franchise now in Amazon's hands cant be tweaked/edited with AI, if not expunged altogether.
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>>524640200
>and Skyfall were pretty good
Skyfall was one of (((Sam Mendes))) Movies
They are the Masonic Bonds
One of them was even filmed at the Freemason Hall in London and both of them had a separate premiere there.
The reason for this is that they let Sam Mendes turn Bond into Masonic Bond i.e. yet another Hollywood iteration of Azazel aka Lucifer aka the Serpent of Eden
In Skyfall he's given a fake miracle coming back from the supposed dead after being shot and falling from a viaduct
When we see him next he's in a bar by the sea because he's the Beast From the Sea
They changed Moneypenny's first name from Katherine to "Eve" because the Serpent of Eden needs an Eve to tempt
SIlva is Jesus
He was forsaken by M, as he keeps blathering on about, and wanting to pass judgement for sin (did you not notice the religious tone of Silva's beef?)
Bond ends up killing Silva in a church, a setting he describes as "fitting" because of course he would, he's Jesus
And Spectre begins with the Day of the Dead celebration in Mexico because immediately after the death of Jesus in the Gospels, the tombs open and the dead walk the streets. This is the first thing you see after the death of Silva/Jesus in the last film.
This then leads to the facade of a building being rent from top to bottom, another immediate after-effect of Jesus' death in the Gospels.

Skyfall and Spectre are the WORST of Bonds, because they are Bond being Jewed and turned into an Inverted Hermeneutic.
If you wanna know more I did this thread yesterday
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You're welcome
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what's going on in bulgayria?
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>>524628599
I got second-hand embarrassment from reading that
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>>524642620
there will be no future for the white race until all billionaires and their families have been rounded up and burned at the stake while the people are cheering
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>>524621688
That was a main part of the character. If I want to watch Mission Impossible, I will fucking watch Mission Impossible. I don't need or even give a fuck about an emasculated Bond.
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>>524621688
I seriously want to leave America because of stupid sht like this it sucks worse here than before and politicians are all morons that wont help anyone either
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>>524641614
You really think some diluted James Bond movie is going to do well? It will be like the feminist Ghostbusters.
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>>524621688
>elites sex life is really THAT bad to be so afraid of sex uh
The "elites" are the most sexually degenerate and promiscuous people on the planet.
Why do you think they started imposing so many barriers to straight sex and started pushing homosexuality to the masses? They're deliberately trying to cull the global population in a dozen different ways from economic warfare to feminism, human resources cracking down on inter-work relationships and using mass migration as a way to make people poorer and feel less safe about raising a family.
Israel is one of the only nations on the planet that still has positive birthrates.
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>>524643239
The way europe works is that they mock america for setting a trend, then they double down on that trend when america is moving on
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I would rather have a comedy like get smart and have the chaos agents all trannies
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>>524621688
>Modern values
But shooting people is ok?
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>>524626440
Feminism at the end of the day, was a movement of wealthy women who were pissy that while part of the upper class/elite and had all the power that came with it, didn't have the right to vote AND had power in their personal and professional life that depended entirely on whether or not the men in their lives were willing to humor their wants, needs, and desires.

Note that the entire feminist movement as we know it only happened because women got pissed that their pet niggers were going to get the right to vote instead of them
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>>524621688
how many times do they have to find out that the "modern audience" doesn't exist?
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>Modern values
Might as well make him a furry with 50 "pronouns" fighting against the British public on behalf of Jews to flood Britain with infinite shitskins.
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>>524621745
>again
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>>524640200
Everything written by these two hacks (TWINE and all the movies after it) was shit
Except for Casino Royale, but that was just a fluke
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>>524621688
>yfw they make him asexual
>everyone instead calls him an incel
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>>524621698
Got my movie recommendation for tonight from the last paragraph.
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>>524646437
Golden Gun kinda sucks, except for all the parts with Scaramanga and his midge sidekick, those are kino. Sadly, he's underused and misused, but they ended up making a better anti-Bond villain in Goldeneye.
https://youtu.be/5DtrveteokY
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>>524642620

Frankly if AI keeps advancing the way it has been then Amazon faces a far bigger threat of people editing the woke trash out of anything they produce and contending with individuals selling their own shit under fair use. And besides... good copies have been floating around for over 60 years. Amazon is going to be able to do fuck all to to prevent people from going around them and getting the original content. I'll file this under the same level of concern I have for compelled gun compensation
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>>524644997
Why do women hate large breasts? The amount of complaining and low key hate they show to boobs is just insane.
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>>524621688
FINALLY!! WE NEED A JAMES BOND THAT SUCKS DICK GETS FUCKED IN THE ASS AND EATS CUM
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>>524622453
*volumetric screaming*
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>>524621688
Under no circumstances are young men to be allowed to learn how to proposition women.

Just sit on your hands and hope that a woman finds you attractive. If no woman finds you attractive, then the only thing you can do is get limb-lengthening surgery and take steroids and smash your face with a hammer to make your jawbone bigger.

But under no circumstances are you allowed to use charm or express your personality to attract women.
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>>524628296
Hey her boat, her rules.

Lol yeah woman captaining a boat? Lol in what universe? Did she get hers beached while going through a wide passage?
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>>524628894
Exactly.
I would rather play another huge dicked futa like I did in Cyberpunk
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>>524647464
Honestly that shit doesn't get you as far as the other stuff
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>>524621688
>Tone deaf

They don't know how tone deaf they are
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>>524621688
how many dicks do you think he'll suck?
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>>524627227
>china is feminist
nice try anon. i dont like them either, but youre just being silly at this point
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>>524621698
>shooting hundreds of men is fine
>slapping a woman is unacceptable

Very sexist and problematic suggesting that woman need to be treated differently than men.
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>>524621688
So James Bond is gonna be emasculated?
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>>524649620
He already was through the Brosnan and Craig era.
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>>524623787
It just means it'll be black women and/or trannies. And absolutely one of the females will save they day completely inexplicably.
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>>524650039
Only a true Scotsman can be James Bond. Everyone since Sean Connery was a fag.
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>>524621698
The new bond is a fag in drag. He will be a troon with programmer socks. James Bond is dead RIP
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>>524621688
bettermenbros... we won
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>>524621698
Hey Mr Bad Guy its me Bond you inow like James Bond, JB, the ol double 07, uh yeah so like take you freaking hands off her, does it LOOOK like she is consenting to you kidnaping her/holding her as hostage?? Like not to mention thats hella misogynistic, like what I HAVE to see her as som prize to be won?? Like really? I though we all moved past that kinda stuff. Its just…weird….like come on guy
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>>524643755
They will all villains be fascist nazis trying to make the world racist and antigay so James Bond will have to save the day for his mixed raced friends like a lesbian muslim M and gender queer nerd black Q.
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>>524621745
Always was



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